【美帝键盘侠】波波为何提前换下小卡?美球迷:没电了

休斯顿,系列赛第4战,火箭125-104战胜马刺,大比分2比2平。

火箭球迷@falsealarmm:If Harden dances for longer than 4 seconds, his 3-pt percentage goes up to 95%

如果哈登跳舞(持球找节奏)的时间超过4秒,他的三分命中率将飚升到95%

火箭球迷@curryshotz:Most definitely. I remember Draymond talked about that "you can't let him dribble a lot or you'll it becomes really tough to guard him".

没毛病,我记得追梦说过这一点,“如果让他运球时间过长,那你就很难防住他了。”

火箭球迷@Nondairy_wizard:You know its over when bobby brown has 11 points

当鲍比-布朗都能得到11分的时候,你知道比赛结束了。

火箭球迷@Thephantshitter:Thats garbage time mvp goat to you kid.

给你介绍下,此人乃垃圾时间MVP

火箭球迷@BabyHercules:Might have lost Nene and spurs already lost TP, warriors salivating

我们可能会失去内内,而马刺已经没有了帕克,勇士在流口水了

马刺球迷@DatDude37:Died by the 3. On to the next one

我刺死于三分,下场见。

火箭球迷@toffees96:Make threes: win the game

Miss threes: lose the game

I think I've cracked the code, boys

投进三分:赢球

投丢三分:输球

兄弟们,我想我已经破解其中的奥秘了

马刺球迷@Utilityj:I think what yall did correctly tonight that we failed to do was scoring more points than your opponent. Stats show that 100% of the time that one outscores their opponent, they end up winning the game.

我觉得你们今晚做得正确的事就是,没让我们的得分超过你们。数据显示,当你的得分超过对手时,你100%能赢下比赛 。

火箭球迷@no_one_knows42:This series is both the most and least evenly matched series I've ever seen

这是我看过实力最接近的系列赛了

森林狼球迷@BoredomHeights:The whole playoffs has been like this. Warriors and Cavs sweeping teams, Celtics/Wizards and this series are a bunch of blowouts even though the winning team changes (outside of that one overtime Wizards/Celts game which was a crazy game). Let's hope for some more intense games to close out the series.

整个季后赛格局是这样的:勇士和骑士属于横扫类型,凯尔特人和奇才属于换着大胜系列(当然他们G2的加时赛除外,那场确实精彩)。让我们看一些紧张且比分接近的比赛吧!

猛龙球迷@normcore_:but that Pacers/Cavs series was intense.Cavs swept the Pacers by a combined 16 points.

然而骑士和步行者的系列赛很激烈呀,骑士4场一共才赢了16分。

猛龙球迷@CatharticEcstasy:Two of the Spurs, Rockets, Celtics, and Wizards will drag their mangled corpses from their 7 game series' to play against the well-rested Warriors and Cavs.

马刺、火箭、凯尔特人和奇才中的两支球队将在经历7场大战之后,拖着伤横累累的身体去跟以逸待劳的勇士和骑士对抗。

火箭球迷@falsealarmm:It's a competition to see who gets to annoy the Cavs and Warriors prior to their match up.

看看谁能在勇士和骑士碰面之前先给他们制造一些麻烦,他们(火马巫凯)要先竞争这个名额

火箭球迷mems1224:I hope it's the Rockets and Wizards

我希望是火箭和奇才

马刺球迷@Obi-Wan_Ginobili:and they'll both probably get swept

然后一起被横扫

凯尔特人球迷@Vmoney1337:I fucking hate the dead relative narrative so much. Leave Patrick Beverly alone and show some respect instead of mentioning it every 10 minutes.

我真TM讨厌那些关于球员去世亲属的相关言论,留点空间给贝弗利,尊重,而不是每隔十分钟就提这事。

火箭球迷@erock23233:They just want their little soundbites they can put into a highlight reel. No sympathy

没错,他们只是想上热门,而不是真正的同情

无主队球迷@ambitionzbaby:Thank you.

That shit makes me uncomfortable as fuck. Every 10 minutes it's the same shit about "Beverley playing with a heavy heart tonight" .Like christ the dude is clearly in mourning give him and his family some fucking privacy.

谢谢老哥。这些垃圾评论真的让我恶心,每隔十分钟,就会出现那些差不多“贝弗利是带着沉重的心情打球的”的言论,就不能给他和他的家庭一些隐私?

马刺球迷@ephemeral_speck:Why the FUCK did Pop pull Kawhi???

还是搞不懂为嘛波波那么早把卡哇伊换下

小牛球迷@youliftbrah:Probably low on battery

可能是电量不足了

无主队球迷@BeardedAsian:Gotta go back to San Antonio to recharge Kawhi-bot

需要回圣安东尼奥给科怀人充电了

骑士球迷theconfuserx2:actually pop's ps4 controller just broke so he couldn't control kawhi anymore

其实是波波的PS4控制器坏了,所以他控制不了卡哇伊了

马刺球迷@ArchonLol:Feels like one of those Pop games where he has the starters sit a little early as a "fuck you, get out of there"/disappointed dad kind of move.

"Why'd you take us out?"

"You need rest."

"For what, there isn't much time left in the game?"

"For the laps ya'll gonna be running tonight."

感觉这是波波提前将首发换下的“失望的老爹系列”之举,“该死,给我滚下场。”

“为什么让我们下场?”

“你们需要休息。”

“为啥?离比赛结束还有很多时间啊!”

“为了你们今晚要跑的圈数。”

(Gankson)

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