【美帝键盘侠】刺勇会师西决 美球迷:终于等到你!

北京时间5月12日,圣安东尼奥马刺在客场114-75战胜休斯顿火箭,晋级西部决赛,将和金州勇士争夺总决赛门票。

勇士球迷bayareacolt:After years of waiting, we finally get the GSW-Spurs WCF. It's about time.

等了这么多年,终于等来了马刺和勇士的西部决赛,是时候了。

骑士球迷rahmenxnoodles69:If only they were fully healthy. Id still bet on yall but my god each game would be bball porn.

只要他们都能保持健康,我敢打赌,每场比赛都会精彩如篮球三级片。

勇士球迷bayareacolt:I hope that Kawhi's ankle heals up and that he's ready to go. I have so much respect for San Antonio.

希望小卡的脚踝能痊愈,让他准备好大决战。我非常尊重圣安东尼奥(马刺)。

骑士球迷rahmenxnoodles69:Indeed, and good luck to Kerr as well. Sounds like he's doing better though? I work in a hospital and I know how often spine surgeries seemingly make things worse, I pray he's able to eventually get it figured out. That shit sucks.

必须的!也祝福科尔教练好运。听说他恢复得不错了?我在医院工作,所以我知道脊椎手术会让事情变得糟糕,祈祷他的问题能最终得到解决。该死的伤病!

勇士球迷Pacificoe:Will kawhi be back?

卡哇伊会复出吗?

无主队球迷benson822175:No, Pop is resting him for the NBA finals

不会,波波为总决赛把他轮休了

(2013年即将被马刺淘汰的克莱和库里在替补席啜泣)

马刺球迷Cletus_Starfish:I'm stoked; I was really hoping for this series last year (though the OKC-Warriors series was really good as well). Wish Parker and Kerr were healthy though, and hopefully Kawhi is okay for the series.

我真是太激动了;我去年特别希望两队在西决对上(当然和雷霆的系列赛也很精彩)。祝福帕克和科尔能保持健康,希望卡哇伊系列赛没事。

勇士球迷wookyoftheyear:Revenge for 2013.

为2013年复仇

注:2013年西部半决赛,马刺大比分4比2淘汰勇士

马刺球迷kyle2108:Eh I wouldn't call it revenge, we did steal a couple of games and y'all were still really young and hadn't put it together and we were just the best in the west. But that was the moment I was like "god damnit these guys are going to be a pain in the ass in a couple of years". Little did I know

额...我都不会把那轮系列赛称作“复仇”,我们从你们手中“偷”走了几场比赛,而且你们那个时候真的很年轻,还难以把所有能力汇聚起来,碰上了我们那支当时西部最强的马刺。但那个时候,我就知道,这些家伙会在未来前途无量,我知道这一点。

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骑士球迷Rock_Type:Been waiting to see this for a while.

等了好久了!

公牛球迷jeric13xd:After being robbed of multiple Kobe-Lebron Finals, this will do.

在詹姆斯-科比的对决期待被数次摧毁之后...这组对决会给我疗伤...

骑士球迷Cleveland_Lebrons:No it won't.

不,并不能。

湖人球迷Billcosbyspuddingpop:Fuck Dwight Howard

去尼玛的德怀特-霍华德

雷霆球迷wcooper97:Fucking Magic.

去尼玛的魔术队(2009年)

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公牛球迷jeric13xd:FINALLY

终于!

马刺球迷Harshvipassana:THE ROCK HAS COME BACK

THE ROCK回到了!

勇士球迷JL1823:TO THE BAY AREA!!!!!

湾区!!!!

凯尔特人球迷bigvahe33:THE ROCK

The ROCK!

马刺球迷Trizzae:HAS COME BACK TO THE CONFERENCE FINALS.

回到了西部决赛!!!!

小编注:这里引用巨石强森(The ROCK,Dwayne Johnson)的口头禅:

If ya smell what The Rock is cooking!Finally … The Rock has come back to …

你感受到The ROCK的力量了吗?终于,The ROCK回到了...(此处用来表达这是一轮万众期待的系列赛)

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勇士球迷99King:"The Real Finals"

“真正的总决赛”

无主队球迷rzpieces:That's what people were calling OKC-GSW last year too...

人们去年也是这么说勇士和雷霆的西部决赛的...

凯尔特人球迷iAmTheRealLange:And then Lebron made it interesting

然后勒布朗在总决赛做了些因吹斯汀的事情...

马刺球迷ATXBeermaker:Doesn't he always?

他总是做有趣的事情吗?

马刺球迷maestroenglish:He has been known to, when he gets drunk enough.

据说是的,尤其是喝醉的时候...如图

骑士球迷2016Winner:What the fuck

这尼玛啥!

热火球迷gab_owns0:The series we were denied last year. Shame we won't have Duncan nor Parker.

这是一组没能在去年看到的对决,没有邓肯或者帕克真可惜...

小牛球迷00raeror:...Fuck

扎心了

骑士球迷The_Peachy_Pussy:I mean, even though it didn't happen, the OKC-GSW series was awesome

我想说,虽然去年没有看到勇刺对决,但勇雷系列赛很精彩。

马刺球迷VoldyDunks:Not a sweep please

求不横扫

公牛球迷TheChurroBaller:um what are you talking about. the warriors will be swept

说啥呢你!被横扫的会是勇士。

奇才球迷Damn_Croissant :Not a sweep, please.(Not a Warriors fan, I just want to see some good games)

求不是横扫(我不是勇迷,我只是想看精彩的比赛)

骑士球迷in_her_drawer:Ok, then. Spurs with the gentleman's sweep.

好的,然后马刺上演绅士横扫

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勇士球迷shualton:Whoever decided to have Game 1 be on Mother's Day at 12:30 in the afternoon can go straight to hell

谁TM把西决揭幕战时间安排在母亲节中午12点30(当地时间)的?去屎好吗!

马刺球迷myellabella:Whoever scheduled it on Mother's Day is my hero. This will be my first Mother's Day without my Mom. I welcome the distraction.

不管是谁安排的,我都想感谢他,这将是我第一个没有母亲陪伴的母亲节,揭幕战刚好可以让我分心。

猛龙球迷dolphinboy1637:Condolences bro

默哀

NBA球迷NinjaxNinja:Let's get this win for /u/myellabella's mom! RIP

让我们为这位妈妈而战! RIP

马刺球迷myellabella:Thanks. She was a huge Spurs fan too.

谢谢,她也是个超级马刺迷

无主队球迷ButtholeSurfur:Same here. My mom died of cancer about 6 weeks ago.

兄弟我也是,我妈妈大约6周前因癌症去世了

勇士球迷Anon_y_mous:So sorry to hear that

真让人难过

湖人球迷azncuteo:F

骑士球迷rptd333:O

骑士球迷iancrz:R

勇士球迷Aintnolobos:M

勇士球迷mathmage:O

无主队球迷Spurs4life:M

为!妈!妈!而!战!

(Gankson)

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