【美帝键盘侠】凯尔特人今天看起来就像一支状元签球队

北京时间5月20日,骑士在客场以44分的分差血洗东部一号种子凯尔特人,系列赛总比分来到了2-0,大洋彼岸的网友们纷纷感叹差距如此之大的比赛实在太残暴,来看看他们都说了些什么~

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热火球迷MiaCannons:Everyone in here was being so disrespectful to the Celtics that they didn’t notice the silent 2-0 run they went on near the end of the 3rd quarter.

这里的每个人都对凯尔特人如此不尊重以至于没有注意到他们在第三节末段打出了一波安静的2比0攻击波。

骑士球迷CrazyFart:lmao Celtics looked like a team that owned the #1 draft pick tonight

笑死我了凯尔特人今晚看起来就像是一支拥有状元签的球队

开拓者球迷5rip0citizen3:lmao when do the finals start

哈哈哈哈总决赛啥时候开始?

骑士球迷kajkajete:A small part of me wanted Lue to keep the whole first team on the field just to see how big the margin could get.

我有点希望泰伦-卢继续把主力放在场上,就想看看最终分差能是多少。

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开拓者球迷Kazekid:Apparently Lebron doesn't want a sweep, he wants a genocide

显然勒布朗要的不是横扫,他要的是斩尽杀绝。

无主队packersSBLIIchamps:LeGenghis

勒吉思汗

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骑士球迷kajkajete:Boston Massacre just got a whole new meaning.

波士顿惨案有了新的含义。

骑士球迷equinoxaeonian:This is what happens when you vote LeBron for second team ALL-NBA.

当你给勒布朗投了二阵选票时就会发生这种事

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火箭球迷bigtice:NBA Skunk Rule: If you're ever losing by 50 points at home in the NBA playoffs, you lose the series.

NBA的惨败规则:当你在季后赛主场输掉50分,你就自动输掉这个系列赛。(注:Skunk Rule,乒乓球中的一条野球规则:11分制的比赛中,7-0开局的人自动赢下这局,21分制则是11-0自动赢下。起初是为了保护弱者不被修理得太惨,随后人们发现,这条规则本身就带有嘲讽性质。)

骑士球迷Hawkize31:Barkley just said anyone still watching is a loser

巴克利在比赛中说:“还在看这场比赛的人都是屌丝。”

(巴克利和肯尼嫌弃比赛无聊,在直播时打起了扑克)
无主队xrixxirx:Dont let the score fool you. The game was not that close

不要让比分欺骗了你们!这场比赛看起来没那么接近!

黄蜂球迷dank-kush:THE PACERS LOST THEIR SERIES VS THE CAVS BY A TOTAL OF 16 POINTS, THE BOSTON CELTICS HAVE JUST LOST BY 44 POINTS IN GAME 2 OF THE ECF

步行者在系列赛中总共输给骑士16分,凯尔特人在东部决赛第二场里就输给了骑士44分。

老鹰球迷Ice_Effect:I never wanna hear the hawks get called the worst #1 seed ever again

我再也不想听到有人说我鹰是最烂的东部第一!

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尼克斯球迷HoboWithAGlock:Jaylen Brown... what a player. Despite this being a disgusting, embarassing loss for the Celtics, you can't help but be proud of what he tried to do out there.

Celtics fans, this was brutal, but you have a a bright future ahead of you with Jaylen and Fultz. As a Knicks fan, I'm super fucking jelly of literally everything right now.

杰伦-布朗...多好的一个球员啊。除开这场恶心、难堪的失利,你会很想为杰伦感到骄傲的。凯尔特人球迷们,这很残暴,但你们有杰伦和富尔茨能给你们光明的未来。作为一个尼克斯球迷,我超级嫉妒你们现在拥有的一切。

骑士球迷Brutalsaurus:Mad respect. He never stopped fighting

超级尊重他,他从未停止战斗

热火球迷jc-f:He outhustled everyone else on the Celtics tonight. Great for him as a player, pretty terrible for the rest of the team.

他今晚比凯尔特人的任何人都拼命。对球员的他来说是很棒的一晚,但对剩下的球队来说是糟糕的一晚。

无主队DelverOfSeacrest:New NBA fan with a question. I was watching the Cavs practice tonight, why were there some people running around in Celtics jerseys?

我是刚来的NBA球迷,我有个问题,刚刚看了骑士的训练,可为什么有一些人穿着凯尔特人的球衣啊?

湖人球迷Jayveesac:Series schedule:

Game 1: CLE @ BOS

Game 2: CLE @ BOS

Game 3: BOS @ CLE (won't be necessary)

Game 4: BOS @ CLE (won't be necessary)

Game 5: CLE @ BOS (won't be necessary)

Game 6: BOS @ CLE (won't be necessary)

Game 7: CLE @ BOS (won't be necessary)

系列赛赛程安排:

Game 1: CLE @ BOS

Game 2: CLE @ BOS

Game 3: BOS @ CLE(没必要了)

Game 4: BOS @ CLE (没必要了)

Game 5: CLE @ BOS(没必要了)

Game 6: BOS @ CLE (没必要了)

Game 7: CLE @ BOS (没必要了)

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(来源Reddit 编译 板蓝根)

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