勇士今天在库杜汤三人的合力发挥下在客场最后时刻逆转骑士拿到总决赛的冠军点，赛后，美国球迷们热烈讨论了本场比赛的各个亮点，包括低迷的TT、泰伦-卢的便秘表情以及......躺枪的威少。来看看他们都说了些什么吧！
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76人球迷MattV413：I SAID IT IN THE LAST THREAD
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
TRISTAN THOMPSON. 23 MINUTES. 3 REBOUNDS, 0 POINTS.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.?
STEPHEN CURRY HAD 10 MORE REBOUNDS THAN TRISTAN THOMPSON, IN JUST THIS GAME.
WHAT ARE THEY PAYING HIM FOR? TO KNOCK OUT LEBRON?
我上一次就说过了。
我今天要再说一次。
特里斯坦-汤普森。23分钟。3个篮板。0分。
这。TM。是。啥？
斯蒂芬-库里今天都比他多抢了10个篮板。
骑士付钱给他干什么？撞翻勒布朗？
湖人球迷Cravenmorebeer：Targeted him like a free safety
像安全卫撞翻四分卫一样...
勇士球迷Charlie_Wax：He was such a nuisance last year and this year he has been completely neutralized.
他在去年是个让我们头疼的麻烦而今年他完全消失了
无主队Michaelx2000：How the FUCK does Curry end up with 13 rebounds and Tristian has 3
什么鬼？库里13个篮板而特里斯坦3个？
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黄蜂球迷wowheypaperboy：It's incredible the Warriors were able to win that. The second half was in the Cavs control until the final minute.
They were able to withstand the onslaught by Kyrie and Lebron and counter at the most crucial time. The momentum of the series could have easily shifted to Cleveland if they held on.
勇士能赢这场球真是不可思议。下半场直到最后几分钟之前完全是在骑士的掌控中。他们大多数时刻都靠欧文的残暴攻击、勒布朗以及对勇士的应对撑住了。如果他们真的撑了过来势头就能很轻易地转向他们了。
公牛球迷scottishere：I'm no professional sportsman, but bouncing back from a loss like that seems impossible.
我不是个职业的体育人，但我知道这样的反败为胜几乎就是不可能的。
无主队poopyface-tomatonose：That was the best the Cavs could play this series imo, and what the Warriors just did in the last 3 mins pretty much shoved their hands down the Cavs throat and ripped their hearts out.
在我看来这就是骑士在这轮系列赛里能打出的最好表现了。而勇士在最后三分钟所做的事情就是把手掐在了骑士的喉咙上，然后扯出了他们的心脏。
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无主队ShockinglyEfficient：Sad but true. Durant really is a fucking cheat code. It's like when you grab the rocket launcher in Halo.
悲伤但真实。杜兰特就是作弊密码。拥有他就像在《光晕》里拥有了九头蛇火箭发射器。
猛龙球迷DemonRDT6：What are you supposed to do when a 7 footer is pulling up for 3?
当一个七尺长人急停跳投三分时你该怎么办？
火箭球迷streetlightnings：turn off the xbox
关掉游戏机
无主队gaygay_gay：LeBron has left the match
Kyrie has left the match
Waiting for Thompsons network connection
勒布朗已经离开了游戏...
凯里已经离开了游戏...
正等待汤普森重连...
无主队CITY_F0X：The Durant 3 at the end was such bullshit. Like, how the fuck do you stop that man?
杜兰特的三分球真的是胡扯！你TM该怎么防他？
马刺球迷surprised-duncan：Put him on a team with Westbrook
让他和威斯布鲁克一个队就行。
尼克斯球迷slfefogel：Westbrook would take the shot and Durant would be next to him clapping frustrated asking for the ball
杜兰特会在旁边沮丧地拍手要球，但是威少会出手那次投篮。
湖人球迷lurkingtacopiller：Fuck the truth hurts
真相总是伤人...
无主队ProfessorPhi：
猛龙球迷Mario-Kart-DS：Kevin Durant hasn't burned a team so badly since he left OKC
自从杜兰特伤害雷霆后，他还没有这么狠心地伤害一支球队。
开拓者球迷markusalkemus66：Kevin Durant is Not Nice
凯文-杜兰特不是好人。
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猛龙球迷dragonsky：Lue always looks like he is in a foreign country with a serious case of diarrhea but he doesn't know the language to ask where the bathrooms are
泰伦-卢看起来就像是他在国外闹肚子了，但是他不会说当地语言所以没法问别人厕所在哪里。
马刺球迷VanizOne：
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骑士球迷cavsking21：Umm. Yeah. Nice stepback 3 Kyrie when we were down by 1. FUCK MY LIFE
嗯...是的...当我们落后1分时凯里来了个漂亮的后撤步三分...操蛋人生。
76人球迷EarthWindandFlyers：Their best wasn't good enough
骑士的最佳状态仍然不够...
森林狼球迷thisistherubberduck：When you try your best but you don't succeed
当你竭尽所能却只能铩羽而归（注： 此网友评论引自Coldplay乐队著名歌曲《Fix You》中歌词，以下三条评论则是“篡改”歌词，建议会唱的吧友照着英文歌词唱一唱，很洗脑~）
凯尔特人球迷Shut_Up_Paul：When you get what you want, but not a clutch 3
当你得到了想要的、但并不需要的三分球（出手）
无主队JayRRR：When you feel so tired of Draymond Greeeeeen
当你对格林感到头皮发麻
森林狼球迷thisistherubberduck：Stuck with toaster currseeeeeeee
还深陷面包机的困境
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灰熊球迷lyra-belaqua：Chapter 1: A New Ig
Chapter 2: The King Strikes Back
Chapter 3: Return of the Iggy
第一章：素人一哥
第二章：王的反击
第三章：一哥归来
开拓者球迷obj13giants：LeBron's new pregame chalk toss
勒布朗的新赛前抛镁粉动作：
无主队KylosApprentice：Things I learned tonight:
Deron Williams is the most useless bench player on the Cavs roster
Durant is the Finals MVP
Steve Kerr's genius rotation is unstoppable
Klay Thompson? YUP.
今晚我明白了的事情：
德隆-威廉姆斯是骑士最没用的板凳球员。
杜兰特是FMVP。
史蒂夫-科尔的轮换才能是无敌的。
克莱-汤普森？嗯。
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尼克斯球迷Constant_Gardner11：Golden State is just too explosive. You blink and they've gone on a 10-0 run.
勇士的爆发性太强了，你眨下眼他们就已经打出了一波10-0。
湖人球迷EdwardianFallacy：What the fuck just happened? I looked away for like a minute and there was like an 8 point swing and Cleveland lost. WTF???
这TM刚刚发生了什么？我转头了大概一分钟然后这里翻了8分骑士输球了？什么鬼？
马刺球迷grgriffin3：At home, with the team absolutely balling out, and some.....Controversial.....Reffing, and they still can't pull it off.
GSW is fated.
在主场，球队竭尽全力并且...有一些充满争议的判罚，然而还是没能赢下。
金州勇士是上天注定。
尼克斯球迷modakim：Toaster > Refs
面包机大于裁判。
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