【美帝键盘侠】美网友议克莱尴尬扣篮：骑士签下中国篮筐

勇士球星克莱-汤普森近期开启了今年的中国行，在昨天的成都站活动中，克莱尝试了两次360度扣篮，一次遗憾扣飞，一次扣翻了自己，场面一度非常尴尬。

视频链接：憋住！别笑！汤普森中国行上演逆天360暴扣

克莱第一扣

克莱第二扣

骑士球迷LeBronzong：After the first dunk

Hehe let me try again

After the second dunk

Fuck I'm done with this bullshit

扣完第一个之后，克莱说道：“呵呵，让我再来试试。”

扣完第二个之后，克莱说道：“MMP，老子受够了！”

火箭球迷HottestDude：The smile after the first dunk made me think the post title was about the first dunk only cause he looked so confident lmao

克莱第一扣之后的笑容让我以为这贴标题说的是他的第一扣...因为他看起来实在太自信了...哈哈哈哈....

尼克斯球迷theonlyoptionistopoo：You can see him clench his neck when he went for the second one. He knew damn well he couldn't make it.

你可以看到他在第二扣之前缩了一下脖子，他肯定很清楚自己完成不了这种扣篮...

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勇士球迷thewayoftoday：What even made him think he could make dunks like that lol

是谁给他的能完成这种扣篮的自信...哈哈哈哈...

火箭球迷HottestDude：Lmao if that many people believed in me maybe I'd think I could too

笑死我了...如果很多人都觉得我能做到，那我可能也会觉得自己能做到

无主队球迷Elite_AI：That is why you must never let anybody believe in you.

所以，千万不要让别人给你这种自信...

勇士球迷Espadafor：Maybe this

可能是因为这一次(给的自信)吧：

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勇士球迷MixonsRightHook：tbh the best part was him doing the HBK leg kick up

讲真，最棒的部分应该是他倒地之后做的那个肖恩-迈克尔斯(HBK，美国职业摔角手，WWE传奇人物)招牌蹬腿动作吧...

无主队球迷eidjcn10：The lady waddling over to him to try and get a better closeup is the best part.

我觉得那位(穿牛仔裤的)女士慢慢跑过去寻找更佳的特写镜头才是最棒的部分

勇士球迷Wakeja：And the offensive slump continues lol

进攻端状态不佳的情况还在继续...哈哈哈...

雷霆球迷Will_U：Cleveland need to sign that rim up asap

骑士需要尽快签下这个篮筐

无主队球迷Queenstravesty99：Cavs buy the rim straight up for $3.5 million... Gotta stop the dynasty..

骑士直接以350万美元的价格买下这个篮筐...这将阻止(勇士)王朝的诞生...

勇士球迷dego_frank：They'll just trade TT for it.

骑士会用TT交易得到这个篮筐

无主队球迷cubay：Because China wouldn't take Love either I guess

对的，我猜中国也不想要乐福...

骑士球迷twines18：Klay Thompson is 0-2 on dunks when guarded by Chinese Hoop.

当面对中国篮筐防守时，克莱2扣0中...

无主队球迷deathbringer6：that rim is a much better interior defender than tristan thompson

这个篮筐是比特里斯坦-汤普森更好的内线防守者

无主队球迷blessed22_：5 year max deal

五年顶薪签下！

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凯尔特人球迷JKwellin：One of the rare times where Klay couldn't get high enough.

克莱跳得不够高哇...不多见的一次...

凯尔特人球迷-PasswordisTaco-：Klay can never be high enough

克莱一直跳得不够高好嘛...

公牛球迷jeric13xd：CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

我们还能更高点吗？(也暗指嗑药，黑克莱)

小编注：这句来自Kanye West歌曲《Dark Fantasy》歌词，以下皆为歌词接龙，美帝键盘侠的乐趣之一...

勇士球迷spicyweiner1337：SO HIGH

更进一步？

雷霆球迷coleyboley25：OH OH

森林狼球迷GoochNibbler：OH OH OH OH

小牛球迷Lohengren：CAN WE GET MUCH LIGHTER

森林狼球迷The_Johan：SO HIGH

......

无主队球迷Bonzo_au：Klay lookin like the bulls front office out there.

克莱摔倒的样子像极了公牛管理层...

勇士球迷myxomat0sis_：naw people love klay

并没有，人们喜欢克莱...(暗讽公牛管理层既糟糕又让人讨厌)

勇士球迷virtualed：Anta is scrambling to delete this video

安踏肯定急着删了这个视频

勇士球迷kokomiwa：He just fell in front of the logo of Anta. good ads exposure

你错了，他刚刚好倒在安踏的Logo前，非常棒的宣传！

太阳球迷grevemoeskr：This is why he's a splash bro, not a dunk bro

所以他才是“水花兄弟”之一，而非“扣篮兄弟”

森林狼球迷BillikenHunter：He's lucky this didn't happen in North Korea

他应该庆幸这一幕不是发生在朝鲜

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花絮：

勇士球迷tinkady：Translation?

谁能给我翻译一下视频说了啥？

勇士球迷Lioteo：After first miss

Host: Let's give him a big hand!

After second miss

Host: Inaudible

Camera girl: So cute!

The other girl: Don't be so excited.

Camera girl: That's so cute!

Klay walking

Host: Get him a pen, get him a pen. Don't worry, don't worry people.

第一次没扣进之后，主持人说：让我们用掌声鼓励一下

第二次没扣进之后，主持人说话没听清楚(实际上是：哈哈哈哈，没事没事...)

拍照的女孩：好可爱呀！

另一个女孩：不要太激动...

拍照的女孩：好可爱呀！

克莱走了过来...主持人说：拿个笔，拿个笔，别着急，大家不要着急。

小牛球迷ha1fhuman：The way she went "好可爱哦" lmao

她说“好可爱哦”，笑死我了

勇士球迷InfernoBA：haha yeah lol 好可爱哦

哈哈，没毛病，哈哈哈，好可爱哦

(圆柱体编译)