【美帝键盘侠】库里谈KD争议言论 美球迷:击败勇士的办法已出现

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勇士球星斯蒂芬-库里早前在采访中谈到了队友凯文-杜兰特“没有人想在安德玛体系下打球”的言论,他在了解来龙去脉后和KD谈了这件事,并表示自己不会生气。

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热火球迷ErectusPenor:Lol Warriors should trade KD to OKC for Paul George to eliminate locker room issues.

哈哈哈!勇士应该把杜兰特交易到雷霆,换取保罗-乔治,以此来消除更衣室问题。

火箭球迷karjacker:Yeah but then PG might start hitting on Ayesha curry

这个可以有,但是之后乔治可能会去勾引阿耶莎-库里。

注:此前有传闻称,乔治在步行者时和希伯特闹翻的原因就是其勾引后者的未婚妻。

雷霆球迷bloodmonk3:That's the plan, it's the only way to defeat the Warriors.

这就是计划!这也是能击败勇士的唯一的办法。

无主队球迷frugalNOTcheap:The long con

放长线钓大鱼

NBA球迷zxc123zxc123:"Always keep your foes confused. If they are never certain who you are or what you want, they cannot know what you are like to do next. Sometimes the best way to baffle them is to make moves that have no purpose, or even seem to work against you."

So all we have to do is send PG, Popovich, and Lebron to Golden State.

“永远迷惑你的对手,如果他们弄不清你是谁,你想要什么,他们就没法知道你的下一步。”(注:《权利的游戏》中“小指头”的名言)

所以,我们必须要做的就是把乔治、波波维奇和勒布朗送到金州勇士。

森林狼球迷agreatdane:Chaos is a ladder

混乱是个阶梯(注:《权利的游戏》中“小指头”的名言,全段:乱世不是深渊,乱世是爬梯。一些人失败后就不再尝试,失败击垮了他们;一些人有机会爬上去,但是他们拒绝了机会,他们坚守着城池、上帝、爱,但这些都是虚无缥缈的,只有梯子是真实的,爬上去的人中将得到一切。)

湖人球迷RunDatTriangle:The horniest road.

最淫荡的一条路

快船球迷cludenews:The hardest road

最艰难的一条路(注:杜兰特谈到加盟勇士的选择时曾如是说。)

公牛球迷grandtheftbuffalo:Imagine KD and Westbrook teaming up. That would be unbelievable, definitely a title favorite right?

想象一下杜兰特和威少重新组队,简直难以置信,他们肯定是总冠军的有力争夺者,对吧!

公牛球迷TheAnonymousUsername:They would need one more star to matchup with the warriors, Harden maybe?

他们还需要一个球星来匹敌勇士,所以,哈登如何?

骑士球迷SuperSamSucks:gotta add some rim protection

还需要增加篮筐保护者

无主队球迷jzaudi:Will Serge Ibaka do?

伊巴卡的活咋样?

猛龙球迷wikiman2001:What if we added some veteran experience? Lets say... Kendrick Perkins

再增加一些有经验的老将如何?比如...肯德里克-帕金斯?

猛龙球迷one-eleven:Ugh I'm tired of all these manufactured superteams. It shouldn't count unless you drafted the team.

啊!我真的是受够了那些抱团的超级球队,当然,用自己选中的球员组建的除外。

猛龙球迷Ynnad00:ESPN: Curry on KD's UA comments "This is.... ...going to put a wrench in the locker room"

ESPN:库里谈杜兰特关于UA的言论,“这...将造成更衣室不合...”

活塞球迷yarrine11:KD with the twitter shade in 3...2...1...

Seriously tho, Curry even says this won't affect them and that they've talked it out so it's probably fine

KD还有3秒抵达推特战场...3...2...1...

讲真吧,库里都说了这不会影响他们之间的关系,而且他们之间已经谈过了,所以,没啥事。

森林狼球迷pollinium:There's no wrench in the locker room if Steph kicks KD out of the locker room

KD TO ATL CONFIRMED

如果库里把KD踢出更衣室,那就不存在更衣室不合了

已确认:KD被送至老鹰

老鹰球迷iTrejo:HARDEST ROAD

最艰难的一条路

老鹰球迷Heyec:Wait, I'll take him, but why us?

等等,KD来老鹰我接受,但是,为什么是我们?

骑士球迷M8k3sn0s3ns3:so you can trade them to Charlotte.

这样你们就可以把他交易到黄蜂了!(黝黑霍华德)

公牛球迷Cudder_Buddy:2 hours later....

[Charania] The Golden State Warriors have agreed to trade F Kevin Durant to the Oklahoma City for G Russell Westbrook.

两个小时之后...

据名记Shams Charania报道,金州勇士将前锋凯文-杜兰特交易至雷霆,得到后卫拉塞尔-维斯布鲁克。

勇士球迷splinternz:Of course Steph will go in for UA. Not only is he financially tied to them, but they believed in him while Nike couldn't even say his name right in their pitch.

库里会依然跟UA走下去,不仅仅是因为他的经济和UA捆绑在一起,更是因为后者在耐克连他名字都叫不对的时候,选择了相信他。

注:耐克曾在招募库里时,写错、叫错库里名字,甚至在PPT中出现杜兰特的名字。

勇士球迷shanetrey5:Someone photoshop a marvel civil war poster to have KD and Steph on opposite sides, with Klay looking confused in the middle, with an anta logo on his shirt. This shit is hilarious.

有人P了一张漫威《美国队长3:内战》的图,然后把库里和杜兰特放在了对立面,同时把看起来一脸懵逼的克莱放在中间,身上穿着安踏的衣服,尼玛要笑死我(如上图)。

勇士球迷veyd:Klay is the best and I love him and I love this.

克莱是最棒的,我爱他,我爱这张图

西部球迷lazypugfilms:I feel bad for curry

One year of Durant and everyone is acting like Durant needed to save the warriors

The warriors blew a 3-1 lead that they win 90% of the time. Curry is the reason the warriors team is where it's at

我为库里感到难过

这是属于杜兰特的一年,每个人都表现得像是杜兰特需要拯救勇士一样

勇士是在3-1领先的情况下被逆转,但是他们90%的时间是赢球的,而且库里是他们站在那里的原因。

勇士球迷toothbud:2 rings 2 mvps a quarter billion in the bank

I think curry is doing fine

两枚总冠军戒指,2.5亿美元入账

我觉得库里做得很好

尼克斯球迷adehaswings:Well of course he's doing fine, still doesn't mean you can't feel bad for him. He's been to 3 finals and has 0 finals mvp votes (2015 FMVP should be his) and a player on his team that he chose to accept after he had just beat him now comes across as if he doesn't really appreciate what Steph sacrificed for him to be on the team.

是这样的,他确实做得不错,但这不意味着你不能为他感到难过。他三次杀进总决赛,结果却在总决赛MVP的投票中一票未得(2015年的FMVP应该是他的),然后他选择接受了一个他亲手击败过的球员,结果后者似乎并不是真正地感激库里为他所作出的牺牲。

尼克斯球迷Fhiebfjvkw:Fuck KD. He's lucky Curry is such a classy guy

去尼玛的KD,他很幸运,因为库里是一名绅士。

猛龙球迷fabrar:Again, finding it really hard to feel bad for a guy earning $40M a year with 2 MVPs, 2 rings, a beautiful wife and kids and worldwide fame and recognition.

我想说的是,我发现自己很难为一个年薪4000万美元、2届MVP获得者、2届总冠军、拥有一位美丽的妻子和可爱的孩子们、享誉世界的人感到难过...

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