【美帝键盘侠】杜兰特:等我登上我小号 看我不喷死你

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据TheVertical记者Shams Charania报道,利文斯顿被联盟禁赛一场,而涉事裁判Courtney Kirkland被停职一周。

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[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown-poncho-

Oh shit, ref discipline

nia麻皮,我有生之年竟然看到裁判被处罚了!

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd

About damn time they’re held accountable

他们早TM的该被问责了!

[–]Sunsrice_bledsoe

12/4/2017

today a ref was held accountable

there was a parade held in the streets

champagne flowed like rivers down a mountain

I wonder if such a rarity will ever occur in my lifetime again

2017年12月4日

今天一名NBA的裁判被追究了责任

街上进行了盛大的狂欢游行

香槟像山上的河流一样流淌

我希望这样一个值得铭记的日子还能再在我的生命中出现

[–][BOS]Chancelor_West

lmao that ref looked like he wanted to square up with Shaun, I'm not surprised

笑死我了,这裁判看起来想冲过去和肖恩干仗,我对这结果一点都不惊讶。

[–]GrizzliesSupercoolBeasGOAT

shaun is one of the least intimidating dudes in the league, with that goofy peanut head

肖恩(利文斯顿)可是联盟中最没有威胁性的家伙了,对了,他还有那傻瓜一样的花生头

[–]SunsSupercuck123

Except he’s like six foot ten

他可是有六英尺十英寸那么高呢

[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliPrimid47

Still a goofy peanut head

仍然是傻瓜一样的花生头啊

[–]Warriorshere_2_downvote_u

Now I understand why the ref couldn't back down. no one wants to be laughed at for being picked on by a 6'10" peanut head.

现在我知道为什么裁判会恼羞成怒了,没有人愿意被一个六英尺十英寸还留着傻瓜一样花生头的家伙嘲笑。

[–]Raptorsbeerdude111

Yea, but it's not like "Ref takes down player with messed up knee" sounds much better.

但是我觉得用“裁判:看我不跳起来打烂你的膝盖”来形容更好!

[–][GSW] Jordan Bellptam

They suspended the ref? Is that a first? Do we have to put away our pitchforks now?

他们也把裁判禁赛了?这是历史上第一次出现吗?那我们现在能把枪放下了?

[–]Raptorscvelz

not a first. they suspended Joey Crawford for a couple months when he spazzed out on Duncan

不是第一次了老哥,在邓肯大笑被克劳福德驱逐之后,克劳福德也被禁赛了几个月……

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杜兰特今日比赛中,和考辛斯冲突,随后两人双双吃到第二个技术犯规被裁判罚出场!

[–]RocketsHakeemTheDreamShake

Definitely saw Cousins mouth "pussy ass bitch" there

我绝对看见从考辛斯嘴里蹦出来了“%%¥#@#¥”等词汇

[–][PHI] Markelle FultzWilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo

saw kd respond with "just wait til i can log in to my accounts"

是的,我还看到了杜兰特回应道:“你TM给我等着,等我回去登上我的小号你再跟我说话!”

[–]HeatJGVjed

lmao

我上厕所撒尿连迪奥都不扶我就服你!

[–]NBAMintastic

I thought Dray and Cousins would be the ones going out by the way this game was going but KD stole Dray's tech.

我本来以为追梦和表妹本场比赛可能会驱逐一个,没想到半路杀出个杜咬金!

[–]Warriorsdarknecross

Draymond's whole career has been pushing the boundaries and feeling out the lines on the refs. He's a goddamn exploratory pioneer.

追梦整个生涯都在裁判的尺度边缘一步两步,一步两步,一步一步似爪牙,似魔鬼的步伐,他TM就是这方面的先驱大师!

[–]Hornetsbnffn

KD's next chapter is the locker room.

KD:我的下一站—更衣室!

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据NBA名记Chris Haynes报道,湖人队正强制执行禁止媒体在赛后采访球员亲友的规定,这一规定也被成为“拉瓦尔-鲍尔规则(LaVar Ball rule)”。

[–]NBALamZeppelin

Thank god

感谢上帝

[–]Kingsseankingstonfan

Lavar literally broke the NBA.

球爹打败了NBA!

[–]KnicksSaucy_Totchie

Reminds me of the Wilt Chamberlain quote:

"...when I played, they changed the rules to make it harder for me."

(球爹法则)让我不禁想起了张大帅的名言:“…当我还在打球时,他们改变了规则来限制我的发挥”

[–]PistonsPrinceOfAssassins

The Jordan rules, how about the BBB rules

乔丹都有“乔丹法则”,球爹?当然得有“BBB法则”

[–]InsecurelyInsecure

This rule is definitely better than Jordan Rules.

显然“球爹法则”比乔丹法则牛逼多了!

[–][NYK] J.R. SmithYGDieciseis

Lavar> Jordan ???

球爹>乔丹???

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太阳客场战胜76人的比赛中,布克狂砍46分,比赛最后时刻一记锁定胜局的“科比式”强投!

【GIF】布克最后时刻!强投不讲理!!

[–]76ersxychosis

What the fuck do we even do at that point, huh? Booker's a fucking aimbot tonight.

我们在这种情况下怎么会TM投这种篮?布克今晚绝对开了自瞄挂!

[–]CelticsSOCCO12SO

Report him 4 hacking

举报他开挂啊!(hacking有作弊、开挂、打手的意思)

[–]76ersxychosis

I tried but the refs gave Harden two free throws

我举报了啊,但是裁判还是给了哈登两个罚球

[–]HornetsKeepGpodawunding

wtf they were basically scraping elbows and he barely hesitated

mamba mentality

甘林劳他们基本上一直在抓他的手肘,他还是不带犹豫的。

曼巴精神

[–]CavaliersIlikePogz

If that isnt kobe idk what is

如果这都不是科比,那我就不知道这是啥了。

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骑士客场轻取公牛,韦德面对旧主表现出色,出战26分钟贡献了24分6篮板2助攻,投篮13中9。

[–]Cavaliersunklebuckets

Well the Cavs are 2-0 since D-wade showed his bulge on Live TV.

好吧,自从韦德在直播中掏出家伙事儿之后骑士两胜零负!

[–]Trail BlazersLebron2Portland2018

New Ty Lue gif from tonight. Use as you please

泰伦-卢今晚的表情包,拿去用~

[–]Eastccvssd

He looks like a fish trapped in a man's body, both in appearance and mannerisms

他看起来像是一条陷在人型身体里的鱼,他的长相和习惯都很像。

[–]Cavaliers2uneek

Bulls just got wrecked by a dude on their payroll

公牛被一个领着他们工资的家伙击毁了

[–][CHI] Jimmy ButlerRrbex5

We are paying for the #1 overall pick, so I’ll take it

我们正在为了状元签努力,我能接受这一点

[–][CLE] Terrell Brandoninstacarp

sure you're not going to gift that one to Golden State?

你确定你们不会把选秀权再卖给金州?

(节选自Reddit/NBA 泰拳警告/吉吉联合编译)

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