【美帝键盘侠】才华横溢泰伦卢 不开玩笑卡戴珊

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骑士今日在客场不敌勇士,也许是因为年年打都腻味了的关系,本场比赛赛后美国球迷们没有像往常一样剑拔弩张,而是进行了和谐友好的讨论,让我们来看看他们都说了些啥!

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[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom:Cleveland got killed on the offensive rebounds late. Surprised there was no Kevin Love this late in the game. Heck, even Cursed TT might have helped.

克利夫兰最后在进攻篮板上面被生吞了,惊讶的是乐福却不在场上。天老爷,哪怕是被诅咒的TT在也许也有用啊。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currypatricksimon1:Lue subbed out Kevin Love for defensive purposes & they got hosed hard on the offensive rebounds ..

出于防守考虑卢撤下了凯文-乐福,然后他们就被抢了一堆进攻篮板。

[–]skywayz:Kevin is on fire, and we pull him out in the last 2 minutes, brilliant move there Lue, i'd be pissed if i was Kevin.

凯文火力全开,而我们却在最后两分钟让他坐板凳,泰伦-卢才华横溢的一招啊,我是乐福我肯定要生气了。

[–][CHI] Taj GibsonPrancingDonkey:Lue must've forgot that a defensive possession doesn't end until you secure a rebound.

泰伦-卢一定忘记了抢下篮板才代表防守结束。

[–]ThunderRVP_20_ :One word to this describe this game is: Messy

一个词来概括这场比赛:乱得一匹!

WarriorsOceanmaze1996:The woman sitting near the microphone and screaming all game long was a pain in the ear. INCREDIBLY ANNOYING.

那个坐在解说麦克风旁边吼了一整场的女士真是吵死了。难以置信的吵!

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonDylanMarshall :MISS IT, MISS IT, MISS IT, MISS IT, MISS IT

别进!别进!别进!别进!别进!

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[–]KnicksChrispyPotatochips:I guess Cavs and GSW are 1-1 in geting fucked by refs on Christmas games

我猜,骑士和勇士在圣诞节被裁判瞎搞这件事上现在也打成了平手

Fred VanVleetSmugleaf_Raptors2012:2 points, 0-4 shooting, +/- of -4. The Kardashian curse is real guys

2分,4投0中,正负值负4。卡戴珊诅咒不是开玩笑的啊兄弟们。

[–][GSW] James Michael McAdooTyre77:What a shame that a great game came down to shitty or questionable calls. Cleveland fans have a right to be pissed.

Shoutout to KLove for putting on a show and fuck Nike for no Xmas jerseys

很遗憾一场伟大的比赛最后以辣鸡的判罚来结尾,骑士球迷有理由生气

致敬凯文-乐福上演了个人秀,最后透尼玛耐克没有圣诞球衣!

[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater :Cavaliers shot 32%... that Warriors defense is suffocating

骑士的命中率32%...勇士的防守真是让人窒息

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[–][PHI] Allen IversonEuroStep0:shootout to Jordan Bell, kid was clutch AF

致敬乔丹-贝尔,这孩子关键得一匹!

[–]Warriorsbeastlyfiyah:part from those turnovers late, but ya overall his defense was clutch af he rly turned it up

除去那两个失误,他的防守真的是关键得要死,那提升了勇士的士气

[–]TheMountainThatBalls:Glad he took that three even if he missed it

很高兴他投了那个三分球,即使没有投进

[–][GSW] David WestHelicase21:Klay Thompson is clutch as hell.

克莱-汤普森也关键得一匹!

[–]Spursramseysleftnut:This is good for the Cavs. Loser of the Christmas game wins the Finals between these two for the past few years.

输球对骑士来说是好事,因为过去三年这两队之间,输掉圣诞大战的家伙最后都赢得了总冠军。

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[–]Lakersplaylikechampions :It would’ve been a weak tech but it also makes no sense that they ended up giving a tech to Draymond when he wasn’t even a part of that play lol

如果吹技犯的话那这会是一个弱爆了的技犯,但是他们最后给了追梦一个技犯也是很讲不通啊,他甚至都没有参与这件事

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123

Can't win with those cats.

But can with with that donkey.

跟那些阿猫阿狗赢不了,跟这头驴还是可以的(梗的出处见上图)

[–]SpursPoIIux :I'm amazed at the incredible defense he played this game, but at the same time he is still one of the biggest cunts in the league.

追梦在比赛中打出的神奇防守让我感到惊讶,但他仍然是联盟中最混蛋的人之一。

[–]PacersLeo_Spaceman_ :I love Draymond. But he's a fucker.

我爱追梦,但他是个王八蛋。

[–]KingsWestbrookGetInjured:Nobody should have gotten ejected.

The NBA is soft as marshmallow

没有人应该被驱逐,现在的NBA真是软得跟棉花糖一样!

[–]Celticsabrooks1125:Both these team's fanbases: "we don't care about the regular season. Finals is all that matters. None of this is important to our team."

Both these teams: get extremely worked up and overreact 9 mins into a meaningless game a third of the way thru the season

It’s almost like these guys are athletes and competitors at heart and don’t like losing, while fans are not and don’t really care

两支队的球迷:我们不在乎常规赛。总决赛才是重要的。这些事情都不重要。

两支队:在赛季进行到三分之一的一场常规赛的最后9分钟打得极其激烈!

这就是运动员们总是有壮志雄心、憎恨失利,但是球迷们则并不真的在乎。

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