【美帝键盘侠】歪!妖妖灵吗?这儿有个库日天在谋杀啊!

直播吧1月4日讯 勇士与独行侠的大战最终以库里闲庭信步的三分绝杀收尾,库里回归之后的恐怖状态也让大洋彼岸的键盘侠们石乐志,来看看他们有哪些“胡言乱语”。

[–][GSW] Jnamal123:The Dallas commentary crew was amazing. Both during this play and the game.

达拉斯现场的评论员不可思议,包括这次绝杀的演讲和整场比赛在内。

注:现场解说酷似库里2016年绝杀雷霆时ESPN的著名解说片段,warriors have a timeout and they are not using it!(勇士队还有一个暂停但是他们没有选择使用!)Stephen walking it up!(库里走到了前场!)Green come to set a back pick!(格林上前设置了个背掩护!)Curry for the win!!(库里投出绝杀!!!)Three seconds left!(时间只剩下最后3秒了!!)

【GIF】勇士不暂停!!!库里后场运过来!!一个挡拆!!直接迎着司机三分绝杀!!!!!

当年ESPN的著名片段:They do have a timeout but decided not to use it(他们还有一个暂停,但是他们没有用),Curry(库里!!),way downtown(离三分线还有大几米远!!),Bang!Bang!(进了!!进了!!)What a shot from Curry!(这球太迪奥了!!)With 0.6s reminding!(时间只剩0.6秒!!)

[–]Warriors siddharthal:Seriously. Big props to them.

勇士球迷:港真,真的要给这些职业的播音员们Respect!

[–]w_a_s_d_f

"Have a timeout, they are not using it"

OKC fans having nam flashbacks.

“他们有一个暂停,但没有用!”雷霆球迷心里一万只草泥马崩腾而过……

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[–]NBACameronPlain:He made that look like the easiest 3 ever.

这家伙投得可是绝杀啊,为什么看起来这么的轻松加随意的样子。

[–]appolo11:I believe ginobli unintentionally had the easiest 3 of the last 24 hours, but Steph's was golden buttery deliciouness.

我可以负责任的告诉你,昨天吉诺比利那个三分才是历史上最随意最轻松的三分球!不过库里的这个三分不太一样,就像是抹上金黄色奶油的美味一般让人欲罢不能。

[–]WarriorsGoodSamaritan_:He makes every 3 look like the easiest 3 ever.

他投的每个三分都感觉是最容易的那个。

[–]KingsBagel_Technician:Curry has been locked in since coming back from injury

库里伤愈归来之后一直火力全开,根本按不住啊!

[–]KnicksAl_Swedgen

“I’m back, I’m back”

“He’s back” - Klay

“我TM是自行车!啊啊~哇哦~”

克莱:“辣个蓝人是辆单车!”(库里季后赛加时赛17分之后库里和克莱的原话)

[–]Raptorsfabrar:There was a lot of talk of how he's not the best player anymore or the leader on the team after kd got here blah blah. Steph is out to silence the haters yet again. Yall forget the crazy shit this man was doing just 2 years ago. Last year was a down year, the skyfucker is back to buttfuck the league once again

现在有很多人都在讨论什么库里不再是联盟最强的球员,KD来到勇士队库里不再是领袖了巴拉巴拉什么的。现在库里又出现了,他让所有的黑子彻底闭嘴。你们大家难道才两年就忘记了库里这个男淫有多么的让人疯狂吗?去年可能是库里状态有所下降,但现在库日天又出现了,带着他的长枪大炮准备又一次轰炸全联盟了!

[–]ansonneo:I mean, I don't even think steph cares about who's the better player on the team.

我想说,我并不觉得库里真的会在乎谁是队里更好的那个球员这件事。

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[–][MIA] SunpraiserPR:The Mavs are a good team. They just lose a lot.

独行侠(小牛队)是一支好队伍,他们仅仅输了一点点。

[–]NBASourerDiesel:This is the best of all worlds for them. They're getting quality minutes to develop their young guys, playing exciting games, and still taking the Ls they need to get a good draft pick.

Barnes + Dennis Smith + a high draft pick could be a solid core to build around.

这可能是对他们而言最好的状况了。他们有充足的时间来培养新人,他们的比赛也很精彩,而且还仍然有希望拿到一个好的签位。

巴恩斯+丹尼斯-史密斯+一个高顺位选秀,独行侠可以围绕这个阵容进行重建的。

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[–]Warriorsaltu2:GREAT call by kerr not to call timeout to keep dirk in the game

必须给科尔一个大大的赞,他最后时刻没有选择暂停,让小牛队被迫将司机留在了场上。

[–]Warriorscirca_1:Reminds me of Curry's game winner vs Orlando during Kerr's first season as coach. He was asked in the post game if he thought about calling a time out and responded " Steph Curry on a fast break is more dangerous than any play i could ever draw up". Love it.

这让我想起了当年库里面对魔术那个绝杀,那是科尔教练生涯的菜鸟赛季。他赛后被问到是否考虑过在当时叫个暂停来布置个战术的问题时,他回答道:“快攻中的斯蒂芬-库里比我能布置的任何一种战术都要危险的多!”我爱科尔这样的表达。

[–]wesgomery:That's pretty smart. How do you not double Curry starting from half court when he has the ball with 5 seconds left?

科尔这个选择太聪明了。不过当你看到时间还剩5秒库里运着球从半场启动时你们为什么不包夹啊!!

[–]Knicksraziiiii:Bc of Durant and Klay

杜兰特和克莱默默给你点了赞

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[–]MavericksGreentempo:We just got skyfucked

我们又一次被日天了!

[–]NBAWorld_Piece:There's no shame in that

没关系,穿上裤子你还是条好汉

[–]Kingsgnullify:God damn. You can see the confidence...just casually walking the ball up with 8 seconds left, knowing he's about to win the game. Fucking shit.

苍了天了,你能明显看到库里是多么的自信……还剩8秒,闲庭信步持球到前场,就像知道自己一定会打进绝杀拿下比赛一样。TNND。

[–][GSW] Easyaeta:No OT tonight

加时,不存在的!

[–]MavericksJewishDoggy:he was so casual about it smug little sexy bitch

这家伙太随便了,就像一个自鸣得意的性感的小婊砸。

[–]MavericksRustinCh0le:Steph saving our tank out here

斯蒂芬拯救了我们的摆烂大计!

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[–]Warriorsbball2:SKYFUCKER

库里,库日天,库昊!

[–]Raptors905UserNotFound:LIQUID FUCKING NITROGEN IN HIS VEINS

这一次他的臂膀中没有注射冰,是液氮!碉堡了!

[–]WarriorsTDS_Gluttony:Omg fucking sexy. Ayesha rewarding him tonight.

哦买嘎!太性感了!阿耶莎今晚绝对会把库里喂得饱饱的!

[–]WarriorsFinn_Tha_Hooman :911 I've witnessed a murder

歪!妖妖灵吗?杀人了啊!!

[–]Warriorsbayareacolt:Thank God he’s back. Stay healthy please.

感谢上帝,他回来了!请让库里一直保持健康吧!

(节选自Reddit/NBA 编译 吉吉)

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