【美帝键盘侠】字母哥要选勒布朗 这算非法引诱不?

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全明星第一轮选票结果已经出炉,雄鹿前锋字母哥力压詹姆斯和欧文成为东部暂时的票王。作为暂时的票王,字母哥也被问到了选择队友的问题。

“首先,如果我可以选我的队友,那么我会先选他们。如果没法选队友,那我会先选择勒布朗。”字母哥说道,“他是这个世界上最好的球员,我们会在自由市场上拥有一个良好的关系,未来的事情谁也说不好,说不定哪天他会来加入雄鹿。”

美国网友们对单纯的字母哥开启了热烈讨论,一起来看看他们都说了些什么!

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[–]KnickedUp:Giannis - "If my teammates are available..."

Reporter - "They wont be"

Giannis - "Lebron"

字母哥:如果能选我队友的话

记者:他们不能

字母哥:那我选勒布朗

[–]Warriorsgervaistweet:The following year:

Giannis - "My teammate, LeBron."

Reporter - "Who would you pick after LeBron?"

Giannis - "I gotta go with Kevin Durant, second best player in the world, and so we can have a good relationship for the free agency"

The year after that:

Giannis - "My teammates, LeBron and KD"

Reporter - "Who would you pick after LeBron and KD?"

Giannis - "I gotta go with Stephen Curry or Kawhi Leonard, two top-5 players in the world, and so we can have a good relationship for the free agency"

明年

字母哥:我选我的队友勒布朗。

记者:他之后呢?你选谁?

字母哥:我要选凯文-杜兰特,世界上第二好的球员,这样我们就会在自由市场上拥有一个良好的关系。

后年

字母哥:我选我的队友勒布朗和杜兰特。

记者:他们之后呢?你选谁?

字母哥:我要选库里或者莱昂纳德,两位当世前五的球员,这样我们就会在自由市场上拥有一个良好的关系。

[–]BucksRubiconGuava :Keep going, I'm almost there

继续往下说,我就快高潮了

[–]Lakersmoefoe:They all play for the warriors

他们都加入了勇士~

[–]diggidy405:People over 40 years old:

The Showtime Lakers or 96-97 Bulls still beat that team

超过40岁的球迷们:勇士仍然打不过Showtime湖人或者96公牛。

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[–][MIL] Giannis AntetokounmpoWIN011:That big smile was like “woah I might get to pick LeBron”

His personality hasn’t changed one bit since he’s become a star and that’s the best thing about him.

字母哥脸上的大笑:“哇我可能可以选择勒布朗”

他成为明星之后他的纯真个性一点都没变,这是他身上最棒的事情。

[–]sad_mogul97:Bron and Giannis vs the Warriors would be very intriguing

勒布朗加字母哥对阵勇士队会非常迷人

[–][LAL] Jordan Farmarigoticeinmyveins:could we get Delly on the all star team, so we could witness Giannis pick him over LeBron

我们能把戴拉维多瓦投进全明星吗?这样我们就能见证字母哥不要勒布朗而选戴拉了

[–]Knicksjbg89:I know some people who are good at vote manipulation.

我知道某些人非常擅长操纵选票

[–]CelticsTHE_GREAT_PICKLE :Donald? Is that you?

是你吗川普?

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[–]Buckspanosxl :[ESPN] Giannis tampering LeBron to join the bucks

ESPN报道:字母哥引诱勒布朗加入雄鹿队!

[–]HeatMaydietoday:At the end of the season...

[Wojnarowski] Bucks lose rights to draft pick for tampering. Inexplicably, the pick is being sent to the Lakers and is somehow a top five pick, despite the Bucks making the playoffs.

赛季末尾...

Woj:雄鹿因为非法引诱球员而被罚选秀权。但是难以理解的是,这个选秀权被送给了湖人。并且,雄鹿打进了今年的季后赛,这个选秀权却是前五顺位的。

[–]LakersTheMurkyMerc :David Stern deems the penalty void for basketball reasons. Lakers receive no pick.

大卫-斯特恩以篮球原因禁止了这记惩罚!湖人啥也没拿到!

[–]WizardsOptimus-Dime:Giannis to Cavs confirmed.

字母哥加入骑士,已确定。

[–]SpursKowarD35:he gone

他已经离开了...

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雄鹿中场表演的狗狗在表演过程中拉便便

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[–][MIL] Malcolm BrogdonBart_Dart:This is literally just shit on the Bucks night This is a perfect metaphor for tonight's game

这真的是在雄鹿头上拉屎,正好隐喻了今天的比赛。(雄鹿今日大比分不敌猛龙)

[–]Heatdondakeee:Must be a Raptors fan

这狗肯定是猛龙球迷。

[–]HeatSkipdr:This will be used a lot

这张图会被用很多次

小编注:此图意味瓦兰丘纳斯今日面对雄鹿发挥出色(20分13篮板),并无恶意。

[–]HornetsYizWasHere:Oh this is perfect. Every time somebody has a big game against the Bucks we can use this.

完美,每一次有人对阵雄鹿打得好我们就可以用这张图!

[–]CavaliersMaster_Jason:birth of a classic

经典的诞生

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