【美帝键盘侠】路威终结异议 最佳第六人可以提前颁发了

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直播吧1月11日讯 勇士主场迎战快船,在杜兰特斩获两万分的里程碑之夜,路易斯-威廉姆斯斜刺里杀出,抢走了属于杜兰特的夜晚和篮球,来看看大洋彼岸的美帝键盘侠们都在讨论些什么。

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[–]Clippers CJEntusBlazeIt_420:LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU

NOBODY BEATS THE CLIPPERS 13 TIMES IN A ROW

哼,洛杉矶托我给您带个话!没有人能够连续13次战胜快船!

[–]Bullsocean_spray:Clippers fans RN

现在的快船球迷的心情:终于TM的结束了

[–]Clippersfireives1967:AFTER THREE LONG EFFING YEARS

在这该死又漫长的三年后!

[–]Warriorsnegativefeedbackloop:It's okay. The supersonics haven't done it in ten years.

强如超音速,也不可能再次击败勇士!

[–]Warriors Ogow:Blake and CP3 are beside themselves. Driving around downtown Oakland begging (thru texts) Lou Williams for the secret to a win against the Warriors.

格里芬和保罗一起来到奥克兰,满大街找路威,想要寻找到如何战胜勇士的秘密……

[–]Trail Blazersgoodname_:Lebron just picked up the phone

"I'll take Lou"

勒布朗拿起电话,把路威给我搞来!

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[–]Thunderlacrorear:6 man like Lou Will

NBA第六人,我只认路易斯-威廉姆斯

[–]ClippersOne-ManCult:Lou's 27 in the third was the most in any quarter all season

路威第三节的单节27分还是本赛季单节得分的最高值!

[–][PHI] Bobby Jonesjabarshi:All star like I'm Lou Will

全明星就是想路威这样的家伙

[–]Raptorstheoriginalsun:2 girls like lou will

2个女孩就是像路威……哦不对,其实是有两个妹子同时爱着路威,她们还和平共处!(路威有两个女朋友,她们同时和路威在搞对象)

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[–][GSW] Kevin Durantoneu1

KD with 40 pts on 92.9% TS

Lou Will with 50 pts on 79.6% TS

Crazy but very fun matchup tonight. Lou was lights out. Easily 6MOTY. GG

杜兰特以92.9%的真实命中率拿到40分,路威用79.6%的真实命中率爆砍50分,这是一场很疯狂也很好看的对决,路威已经终结了异议,这个赛季的最佳第六人可以提前颁发了!

[–]NBAurfaselol:The Agua Caliente Clippers have defeated the Golden State Warriors

阿瓜卡连特快船队(快船下属发展联盟球队)成功战胜了金州勇士队!

[–]ClippersSushi2k:I don't want to over react but we are going to the Finals.

我其实不想过激反应,但不得不说出那句,快船总!冠!军!

[–]SpursDevilss_Advocate:KD cant win with these cats

KD和这些“阿猫阿狗”一起并不能赢得比赛……纯调戏

[–]WarriorsMikeFive :that would be crazy. Could you imagine KD and Westbrook playing together

是啊,你能想象如果KD和威少一起打球会是多么疯狂的事情吗?

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[–][HOU] Patrick Beverleyclutch-city2k15:Lou Williams > KD confirmed

路威>KD,实锤!

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2:You're kidding me right? Lou Will didn't even do it on the type of efficiency KD had with his 40 points. You probably don't even hoop, sitting there with your dry DM's at your parents house. KD reached 20k points tonight, a bigger achievement than anything you had in your life. You trippin bruh.

你TM在逗我的对吧?路威的效率跟凯文-杜兰特拿到40分的效率根本没得比。你可能就不打球,只会坐在自己的家里啃老,KD今晚得到了20000分,比你一生中获得的最大的成就都要打。憋在那儿瞎扯了兄弟。(模仿杜兰特小号发言)

(节选自Reddit/NBA 编译 吉吉)

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