【美帝键盘侠】离开骑士损失5000万?球迷热议詹皇去留

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【美帝键盘侠】离开骑士损失5000万?球迷热议詹皇去留

[Buccigross] The Cavs will be able to offer LeBron James a projected max contract of 5 years, $205M this summer. All other teams can offer 4 years, $152M.

Buccigross:骑士能在这个夏天提供给勒布朗-詹姆斯一份5年2.05亿的顶薪合同,而其他球队只能提供给詹姆斯一份4年1.52亿美元的合同。

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[–]Pacersfastnfurious22 1396 指標 1 天前

whats $50 million to a motherfucka like me can you please remind me

区区5000万美刀就能让我把你放在眼里?

(注:这里改变了Jay-Z和侃爷的Niggas in Paris的一句歌词”What's 50 grand to a mothafucker like me? Can you please remind me?”)

[–][TOR] Hakeem Olajuwon60-22 10.7k 指標 1 天前

He should take Cleveland's offer. He won't be able to feed his family with the other offers.

他应该接受克利夫兰的合同的,其他合同没办法养家糊口啊。

[–]WarriorsDubCity_30-23-35-11 1732 指標 1 天前

@spreewell

手动艾特斯普雷维尔。

(注:2004-05赛季森林狼曾经给斯普雷维尔开出一份3年2100万的合同,结果被斯普雷维尔以每年不够1000万不能养家糊口所拒绝。)

[–]Pistonscyclops274 569 指標 1 天前

Now he can't feed his family anymore since he is broke.

结果他破产了,真的不能养家糊口了。

[–]BucksHBclone 231 指標 1 天前

You can feed him a shot on Brady Street any given day.

现在你可以在密尔沃基的商业街请他来一杯,任何一天都可以。

[–]recon033 64 指標 1 天前*

Spreewell used to keep his boat down in McKinley by my parents slip. The cars in the lot and the girls walking by were a show. Annnnnd it's gone

斯普雷维尔曾经将他的船停在我父母家附近,那时候香车美女真是络绎不绝,眼见他宴宾客、眼见他起高楼、眼见一切……往事随风啊。

[–]HawksFuckYouMartinShkreli 154 指標 1 天前

holy shit sprewell is legitimately broke. net worth of 50K in 2016 after 100M in earnings? can someone explain how that happens? i'm genuinely curious how this guy doesn't have at least 5M somewhere.

????斯普雷维尔真的破产了?他职业生涯赚了1亿美元,你告诉我到2016年他只剩5万美元了?谁能给我解释解释发生了什么?我很好奇啊,他至少也能留下五百万美元在身边吧。

[–]GT_86 807 指標 1 天前

His name is spreewell, not savewell

他的名字叫斯普雷维尔,不是塞夫维尔。

(注:这里用Save即节省之意来调侃斯普雷维尔的铺张浪费)

[–]SirSnugglybear 136 指標 1 天前*

I used to work at a grocery store he frequented a lot. He would come in and purchase 20k+ in alcohol and seafood/meat all the time for parties.

我曾经在某食品杂货店干过,他经常光顾那家店,他动不动就买2万美元以上的酒还有各种海鲜、肉什么的开派对。

[–]Mr_Cleveland 325 指標 1 天前

When you have children as far west as San Francisco, as far north as Toronto, as far east as New York, and as far south as Miami you tend to spend a lot

当你的孩子西至旧金山、北至多伦多、东至纽约、南至迈阿密时你就知道自己得花多少钱了。

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[–]Heatwell_bang_okay 195 指標 1 天前

Only children he has in Miami are both named Larry O'Brien

热火球迷:他只在迈阿密留下了两个孩子,巧了这两个孩子的名字都叫拉里-奥布莱恩。

(注:这里表示詹姆斯曾经代表热火拿下过两个总冠军)

[–]Trail BlazersPhob24 81 指標 1 天前

How many kids does he have?

见鬼,他现在有多少个孩子啊?

[–][CHI] Joakim Noahfrench_prince 766 指標 1 天前

Bron, Bryce, Zhuri, & Jeff Teague

小勒布朗、布鲁斯、Zhuri以及杰夫-蒂格。

(注:这里表示杰夫-蒂格一直在季后赛被勒布朗-詹姆斯横扫的事实)

[–]NBAPP_Coke 109 指標 1 天前

We are all LeBron's children.

实际上我不是针对在座的各位,我只想说——我们都是勒布朗的儿子。

[–][PHI] Allen IversonKingPZe 431 指標 1 天前

Even with the max, he can just afford the bare essentials like caviar and pule cheese.

别说了,即使有顶薪,他也只能勉强买得起鱼子酱还有新西兰的驴奶奶酪什么的,这样才能养家糊口嘛。

[–]Warriorscharlie1202 243 指標 1 天前

what the hell is pule cheese?

驴?驴奶?啥玩意儿?

[–]Timberwolveswhythehellknot 930 指標 1 天前

And I thought LeBron was poor...

我一度觉得勒布朗已经很穷了……直到我遇到了上面这位。

[–][MIA] Hassan WhitesideBigShotBosh 561 指標 1 天前

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

当你问起这究竟是什么的时候就已经意味着你是个穷逼了。

[–]Warriorscharlie1202 238 指標 1 天前

can I put it in the microwave and make nachos?

我能把这玩意儿放进微波炉里做成Nachos的酱嘛?

[–][PHI] Allen IversonKingPZe 88 指標 1 天前

very expensive cheese, costs over $500 a pound

楼上的各位就知道欺负老实人……不要孤立他了,就让爱与正义的我来回答驴奶奶酪是什么吧,这是一种非常贵的奶酪,大概一磅要500美元吧。

[–]t_mac1 104 指標 1 天前

can't afford to paid for premium spotify bro. life is hard.

别说了,勒布朗连额外服务的钱都出不起,生活是真的艰难。

[–]Suns TankwagonArtisun 41 指標 1 天前

Enjoy the next thirty minutes of ad-free music!

继续享受下一个充斥着广告的免费30分钟音乐吧!

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[–][TOR] OG AnunobyRossTheBossPalmer 4028 指標 1 天前

He has a billion dollar shoe contract. Can't see him making his decision this summer based upon max money. The decision will be driven by his legacy.

大哥,你们都别忘了勒布朗还有10亿以上的球鞋合同,不要觉得他的决定只是基于是否顶薪,他的传奇地位能否延续将决定他将天赋带向何方。

[–]Bulls Tankwagonultralightdick 2293 指標 1 天前

Still can't comprehend that he gets $1,000,000,000 from a shoe company

真的不能理解为啥詹姆斯能拿10亿美元的球鞋合同。

[–]NetsLanaRhoades- 1917 指標 1 天前

Jordan gets 100m a year even after retiring which is crazy

乔丹退役之后一年还能拿1个亿美元呢,这才是最疯狂的吧。

[–]Wizardsfabosexy 1478 指標 1 天前

jordan brand had 3+ bill in sales last year. Jordan has the most lucrative incentive package in The industry about 5% of gross or net if I can recall.

Jordan brand去年卖出了30亿美元的销量,Jordan现在是最奢侈的品牌了吧。如果我没记错的话,他们会给5%的利润分成给乔丹,具体数额我记不清了。

[–][TOR] OG AnunobyRossTheBossPalmer 1065 指標 1 天前

With that kind of money, he could afford a fly ass pair of Jordans!

有了这些钱就能买很多Jordan的鞋子了!

[–][MIN] Zach LaVine573V317 423 指標 1 天前

With that kind of money, he could afford a fly ass pair of Jordans Yeezys!

有了这些钱就能买很多椰子了!

[–]RaptorsVeryCanadian 671 指標 1 天前

With that kind of money, he can almost afford Lonzo's shoe.

有了这些钱就能买得起鲍尔代言的鞋子了!

[–]Timberwolvesfunkmasterflexknight 679 指標 1 天前

If I have to explain that means you’re a small baller.

不买蛋就不够大哦!~

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[–]Number90IsNumber1 214 指標 1 天前

Imagine being a billionaire because you were good at a sport. That's crazy. Even though he is the GOAT, that is still crazy. Billionaire because of sports... Good for him, man, deserved.

想象一下,实际上挺疯狂的,你如果擅长一个运动可以给你带来十亿美元以上的收入,即使他是史上最佳,这依旧疯狂,成为亿万富翁只是因为你某个运动很厉害……很好兄弟,这是值得的。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantuntraiined 106 指標 1 天前

I feel like most people are billionaires if they are the goat at something

我觉得大部分人如果能做到某个行业的史上最佳都能是亿万富翁吧。

[–]skepticaljesus 193 指標 1 天前

Not everything

不是所有行业哦。

[–]ThunderIncaseAce 420 指標 1 天前

You’re right but he’s also not accepting anything less than a max.

话说回来,就算你说的是对的,他有十亿以上的球鞋合同,但是他还是不能接受除了顶薪之外的其他选择吧。

[–]dabking24 325 指標 1 天前

Yeah because he's never taken a pay cut to be on a team with other superstars who have a better chance at winning...

对的,在和其他超级球星组队冲击冠军时詹姆斯还从来没有选择过降薪呢……

[–]Cavalierstwokings13 520 指標 1 天前

I believe he has stated since then that he won't take another pay cut since it hurts other players negotiating in free agency.

他之前说过,自己不接受降薪是因为这会影响并且伤害其他球员在自由球员市场和老板的谈判。

[–]NBAMaddinOrLynch 325 指標 1 天前

He also doesn't really have a problem changing his mind either though

但是勒布朗也不是没有改变过自己的想法。

[–]Oziemasterss 65 指標 1 天前

He's stated he will take a pay cut to play with Chris Paul. "At least one, maybe one or two seasons—me, Melo, D-Wade, CP—we can get a year in. I would actually take a pay cut to do that…It would be pretty cool. I’ve definitely had thoughts about it. We’ll see."

他也表态过自己愿意在和保罗搭档的时候降薪。“至少两个,或者一到两个赛季——我、安东尼、韦德、保罗——我们会有一年在一起的时光,我会为此降薪……这会很酷的,我一直能想象到这个画面,我们会看到这个画面的。”

[–]Thunderguyinokc 57 指標 1 天前

That team wouldn't win a chip.

Unless it had Harden and Melo and DWade played minimal minutes.

靠这个阵容想争冠军?不存在的,除非他们这个阵容里还有个哈登。

[–]2heads1shaft 43 指標 1 天前

He said he wants to be a billionaire. He has maybe 5 years left before retirement. After taxes, he won’t be close to be a billionaire. After that he will have to rely on his finances to take him there which is probably eventually will.

But he also wants to own a team and something tells me he doesn’t want more than a couple people on his team. So he kind of has to take as much money as he can.

我记得勒布朗说过自己想成为一个亿万富翁,他大概还可以打5年左右,除去税收,他可能不会接近亿万这个门槛,他必须要通过理财还有金融手段才能达到这个级别吧。

但是他还想拥有一支球队,我觉得他应该不太喜欢和别人分享一支球队吧,所以他还需要多挣点钱。

[–][MIA] Hassan WhitesideBigShotBosh 44 指標 1 天前

He has been pretty open about wanting to be a billionaire and owning a team. Fuck a legacy when you can have Bs in the bank

他对于成为一个亿万富翁还有想拥有一支球队的想法一直都挺公开的,当你在银行里有十亿美元时,历史地位算个啥?

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[–]76ersKingK5E 1854 指標 1 天前

He’s probably only taking one year contracts (with a player option) from now on until he can get the CP3 old guy contract

我觉得他可能会签一个一年的合同(有球员选项的),然后一直签到自己可以得到一个养老合同为止,就像保罗那样。

[–][SAS] Matt Bonnerbb1432 836 指標 1 天前

LeBron is older than CP3.

可是……现在詹姆斯就比保罗大啊。

[–]OfStarStuff 1086 指標 1 天前

Yeah, but dont Saiyans age differently than humans?

是的,但是你能说超级赛亚人和普通人一样嘛?

[–]GrizzliesZooga_Boy 310 指標 1 天前

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

下次看龙珠Z的时候可以观察一下。

[–]Knicksnocendi 532 指標 1 天前

He's turning 34 next season. This is his old guy contract.

下赛季勒布朗就34岁了,这就是他的养老合同。

[–]Cavaliersmaniacalxmatt 341 指標 1 天前

LeBron is playing until he’s 60, didn’t you know?

詹姆斯能打到60岁你知道不?

[–]Knicksnocendi 147 指標 1 天前

He'll retire with his son.

他会和他儿子一起退役。

[–]NBAHelloTittie 116 指標 1 天前

He will wear his son's retired jersey in Cleveland

他将穿着小勒布朗在克利夫兰的退役球衣继续打球。

[–]Knicksnocendi 123 指標 1 天前

"I can't believe I raised a quitter" - LeBron at his son's Hall of Fame ceremony.

“我无法想象自己养育了一个半途就退役的孩子。”勒布朗在他儿子的名人堂入选仪式上如是说道。

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[–]WarriorsDubCity_30-23-35-11 279 指標 1 天前

I think cp3 is gonna take a kyle lowry kinda deal

我觉得保罗可能会签一个和洛瑞一样的合同。

–]WildYams 10 指標 1 天前

Lowry took that cause he had no other choice, it won't be the same with CP3. CP3 might want to take a discount like that, but he certainly won't have to.

洛瑞是因为他没得选,但是保罗可不是,保罗想去哪就去哪,他也可以降薪,但是他也不会这么做的。

[–]Buckschemthethriller 67 指標 1 天前

Not a smart move long term. Maybe 2 or 3 years of 1 year deals at most, but sooner or later he will breakdown and you hope as a player that year is like year two of your monster deal, rather than breaking down and having no deal in place, and hoping teams just sign you for the name, knowing you'll never play significant minutes again.

长远角度看这并不是一个明智之举,詹姆斯可能最多就会签两到三个1+1的合同,但是随后他总会下滑,如果这个时候他处于1+1合同的第二年就会非常尴尬,没有人会为他献上大合同了,这个时候他就只能起到人们因为他的名气而给他一份合同,毕竟勒布朗在那个时候不能在关键时刻打出优异表现了。

[–]ThePhoenixJ 154 指標 1 天前

A counterpoint is that at Lebron's level of wealth combined with his desire to be considered GOAT, there's a good chance he cares more about being able to choose which team he's on than he cares about the dollar amount.

我觉得这个时候考虑到詹姆斯要冲击史上最佳以及他目前的财富状况,他最应该关心的是哪支球队能帮他冲击史上最佳而不是仅仅考虑钞票。

[–][ATL] Josh MagetteOlafdePolaf 1620 指標 1 天前

He's not taking a four or five year deal lol

詹姆斯不可能签4到5年的长约的哈哈哈哈。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesmkz419 900 指標 1 天前

and he shouldn't tbh - why wouldn't he want to give himself maximum flexibility? don't forget that dan gilbert is the same owner that for the first 7-8 years of lebron's career surrounded him with trash players and still expected him to stay loyal

而且也没必要啊,他没有必要用合同限制自己的自由,别忘了丹-吉尔伯特在勒布朗生涯前7到8年给他配的垃圾球员,那个时候他竟然还要要求詹姆斯对他保持忠诚。

[–][CLE] Shawn KempAlphasim 281 指標 1 天前

My thought on this has long been, if he does take a huge multiyear deal it could be a sign that he feels time creeping up on him. If he somehow felt like he had two or three years of excellence left, that would be the time to take the 4 or 5 year max deal and coast to the end.

Of course, I'm usually a bad prognosticator, so I'm probably wrong.

我一直都是这么想的,如果他开始签下长约说明他开始觉得时间在侵蚀他了,如果詹姆斯认为自己还有两到三年的巅峰期,那么他将会选择签下一份4到5年的顶薪合同直到退役。

当然,我一直是一个很差经的占卜者,我可能是错的。

[–]KnicksRiceOnTheRun 154 指標 1 天前

Even if time is creeping up on him, there's no need for him to sign a multiyear deal.

Players do that for long term stability. With Lebron's finances, I bet the flexibility is far more beneficial to him.

If anything I think Lebron continues the 2-year deals with player options throughout the rest of his career.

即使时间侵蚀了勒布朗,我觉得他也没必要签下一份长约。

人们总是渴望长久的稳定,但是考虑到勒布朗的职业生涯,我觉得灵活性对他更有益处。

我希望勒布朗能够持续自己的1+1合同直到职业生涯结束。

[–][OKC] Chucky AtkinsSPAGHETTI_CAKE 665 指標 1 天前

I doubt he takes anything other than 1+1 regardless

我猜詹姆斯会一直签1+1的合同。

[–]TimberwolvesTB7_aka_StopNPop 174 指標 1 天前

He's getting to that point where it might be smart to go with a long term deal

詹姆斯也到了那个签长期养老合同的时间点了。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesmkz419 480 指標 1 天前

he shouldn't tbh. dan gilbert isn't an owner i would dedicate 5 years of my life to that blindly.

他不会的,丹-吉尔伯特不是那种值得詹姆斯浪费五年时光的老板。

[–]MisterHibachi 348 指標 1 天前

He's not giving the Cavs 5 years guaranteed years lol, he doesn't trust them that much. If he stays with the Cavs, I would bet on him signing a 3 year contract at the most with a 2nd year option.

他也不会给骑士做出5年长约的保证,他现在对骑士这支球队并不信任,如果他想留在骑士,我猜最多也就签个3年合同,说不定第二年就有球队选项了。

[–]Raptorsslamdunk23 253 指標 1 天前

If a team gives him a much better shot at another ring, a couple million a year is not going to matter to him

如果有更好的球队能给他带来另一枚戒指的话,区区几百万根本算不了什么。

[–]dadankness 88 指標 1 天前

50 million

哥,看题目好么,是5000万美元。

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[–]Celticsthekingamw 1529 指標 1 天前

I love my parents whole heartedly.

But seeing these huge NBA contracts, im mad at my father for marrying a short woman.

我发誓我很爱我的父母。

但是看勒布朗签下长约就好像我的父亲娶了一个矮个子女人一样糟心。

[–][SAS] Danny Greendiffeqmaster 680 指標 1 天前

My dad tried his best, my mom is 6'2". But I came out 5'9" and my brother got the height (6'6") but also the heart problems and scoliosis so neither of us can ball out.

But I can't blame my dad for not trying.

我的父亲拼尽了全力了,我的母亲1.88米,但是我现在只有1.75米,尽管我的哥哥有1.98米但是由于心脏和脊柱问题,我们两个都打不了篮球了。

但是我不能说我的父亲不努力啊。

[–]CavaliersMacros222 796 指標 1 天前

Mate, you were a huge baby, that's nothing to be ashamed of

老哥,你小时候至少是个巨婴啊,没什么好羞愧的。

[–]Knicksvitey15 156 指標 1 天前

His poor mother

他妈生他的时候估计遭罪了。

[–]Knicks Tankswagonkikikza 152 指標 1 天前

I got a foot on both my parents, I think it goes a bit further back genetically than the parents

我比我父母高了30厘米,我觉得这可能要追溯到我的祖母一代。

[–]Mtlsandman 397 指標 1 天前

Or maybe your mom fucked a giant and didn’t tell anyone

或者你妈给你爸带了绿帽子?

[–]Knicks Tankswagonkikikza 113 指標 1 天前

a good theory, but I look exactly like my dad

Maybe somewhere my pops has a 7 foot doppelganger, which combined with my just-under 5 foot mom made me at 6 ft

你说的有点道理啊,但是我和我爹长得很像!

可能有个和我爹长得很像的壮汉和不到一米六的我妈生下了我吧。

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