【美帝键盘侠】麦基把阿德打成麦基|热火失去横扫希望

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【美帝键盘侠】麦基把阿德打成了麦基

本赛季季后赛今日凌晨开战,卫冕冠军勇士在季后赛揭幕战华丽变身,一改常规赛末段的颓势,在主场大胜马刺;青年军76人则是展现了肉眼可见的天赋,在主场暴打热火。Reddit上的球迷们也是比赛看得过瘾完了来过过嘴瘾,一起来看看他们都说了些什么!

勇士马刺赛后

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[–]Pacersnukestrike 627 指標 11小時前

Basketball is a game of runs. Or in this case, one run.

篮球是一场你来我往、你追我赶的较量,或者是这场比赛这样的,一波流。

[–]Mavericksandrude01 3343 指標 12小時前

Was a pretty good game until Golden State went on that 113-92 run

在勇士打出了那波113比92的攻击波之前,这还是一场挺不错的比赛。

[–]Runs_With_Toast 925 指標 12小時前

the spurs did well to limit klays shots. too bad klay made em all...

马刺在限制克莱出手方面做得不错。糟糕的是克莱全投中了。

[–]IguodalasDelts 141 指標 12小時前

He was kept scoreless pretty early on, I guess they eased off him off ball.

克莱在比赛初期被限制得没有得分,但我认为马刺在之后无球时对他放松了警惕。

[–][HOU] Patrick Beverley-Tell_me_about_it- 3592 指標 12小時前

Ah shit it’s Klayoff time

啊糟糕,这是季后汤时间!

[–]Lakersonlymostlydeadd 1368 指標 12小時前

okc fans ptsd time

也称作雷霆球迷创伤后应激障碍发病时间

[–]ThunderSplintzer 662 指標 12小時前

i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. nope not none.

我完全不知道你们在说什么。不知道!不明白!听不懂!

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[–][GSW] Calbert Cheaneyswollencornholio 411 指標 12小時前

Klays stats in playoff games without Steph are absurd

克莱在库里缺阵时的季后赛数据其实挺不可思议的

[–]Warriorstalanted_o 193 指標 11小時前

he was the leading scorer for a while in 2016. Dude had like 3 back to back games with 7 3's

他在2016年一度是季后赛得分榜首,他好像还连续三场季后赛投进7个三分。

[–][GSW] Kevin Durantrukqoa 52 指標 10小時前

"Klay can only score because of Steph's spacing"

“克莱能得分全是因为库里给他的空间”

[–]Slim01111 25 指標 8小時前

Well yeah, Steph was in the stands opening up the floor for him even more. Shouldn’t be an Allstar /s

这话没毛病啊!库里今天不就在观众席上给克莱拉开了更大的空间吗?克莱真不该是全明星![狗头护体]

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[–]Bulls TankwagonPrimeSorcerer 1202 指標 12小時前

Reports of the Warriors' death have been greatly exaggerated

有关勇士死亡的报道真的被过分夸大了

[–]NBACameronPlain 108 指標 12小時前

They actually flipped the switch.

勇士真的按下了开关啊!

[–]NuggetsTheEagleHasNotLanded 411 指標 12小時前

The only thing I took away from this game is that Derrick White and Kyle Anderson are impossible to tell apart on the court.

我从这场比赛得到的唯一信息就是德里克-怀特和凯尔-安德森真的是没法分清。

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[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 149 指標 12小時前*

Spurs need Kawhi and Tim

马刺需要卡哇伊和邓肯

[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetSmugleaf_Raptors2012 52 指標 12小時前

They also need Bruce Bowen to 'guard' Zaza in the paint

他们还需要布鲁斯-鲍文去禁区里“防守”扎扎

[–]WarriorsSiege-Torpedo 60 指標 12小時前

Zaza can't jump high enough for Bowen to close out.

扎扎的弹跳高度空间还不够鲍文伸脚的呢

[–][MIA] Carlos ArroyoSunpraiserPR 511 指標 12小時前*

This is my first time being in /r/NBA during the playoffs.

What should I expect?

Edit: Thanks guys, I'll mentally prepare myself. Sounds like I'm about to face the absolute darkness of a human being.

这是我第一次来这个论坛体验NBA季后赛,我该期待些什么?

更新:谢谢大家,我会在精神方面做好准备的!因为听起来我好像将要面对一些人性的黑暗。

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[–][GSW] Manute BolWish_Whisperer 294 指標 12小時前

McGee outscored the All Star Aldridge 15-14 and held Lamarcus to 1-7 shooting with JaVale guarding him.

麦基得分15比14超过阿德,还在单防阿德时将后者限制得7投1中。

[–]Warriorsdvasquez93 80 指標 12小時前

Javale McGee out there making LMA look like Javale McGee

贾维尔-麦基在场上把阿尔德里奇打成了贾维尔-麦基

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesSweaty_LeBron 1890 指標 12小時前

Watch this sub go from "Hmm can the warriors go out in the first round" to "WHO NEEDS CURRY,MCGEE FOR FMVP"

看着这个论坛的风向从“em...勇士能走过第一轮吗?”变成了“谁需要库里啊?!麦基FMVP!”

[–]Warriorsfarikogrim 249 指標 12小時前

Trade Curry to cavs for picks who needs him

把库里拿去换骑士的篮网签吧!谁需要他啊!

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76人热火赛后

[–]HeatJJFresh814 1302 指標 7小時前

we probably aren't going to sweep the 76ers now

我们现在大概不能横扫76人了...

[–]Heatclear831 9 指標 6小時前

Yea, sweeping isnt looking good at this moment.

是啊,看起来横扫似乎不太乐观...

[–]HeatBigT707 266 指標 7小時前

Nah nah nah Heat in 3.

不存在的我跟你讲,我热三场拿下!

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[–]76ersHover_hands 937 指標 7小時前

We’re going to be the most insufferable fan base ever.

我们将要成为最讨人厌的球迷了!

[–]76erswillmcavoy 12 指標 2小時前

I view it as payback. We were ridiculed for years.

我将这视为天道轮回的回报!过去这些年我们可是一直被嘲讽!

[–]76ersthrowaweight7 259 指標 6小時前

No one will like us...

没人会喜欢我们...

[–]76ersgayyeet 207 指標 6小時前

But we won't care lol

但是我们不在乎哈哈哈!

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[–]Heatwormhole222 1236 指標 7 小時前

And this was the game without Embiid. Fuck......

这场比赛对面还没有恩比德...我日...

[–]weoutchea2400 648 指標 7 小時前

Whiteside historically plays better with Embiid on the court. Also, that gives the Sixers 0 reason to bring him back

白边在对上大帝的时候其实反而打得更好。所以,76人也没有理由让大帝回来。

[–]76erskoalasama 136 指標 7小時前

Ilyasova playing the 5 and forcing Whiteside off the floor really blew this game wide open

伊尔亚索瓦出现在五号位逼迫白边下场看球,这一点直接打崩了比赛。

[–]argo1230 439 指標 7小時前

when Ben Simmons was waiting to get that last rebound, Miami Heat players made every single shots lol

当本西一直等待着自己最后一个篮板时,热火却全投中了哈哈哈

[–][TOR] Chuck HayesEpicMoy 122 指標 7 小時前

how do you say goat in italian

史上最佳用你们意大利语怎么说?

[–]CelticsReversalRivers 219 指標 7 小時前

Marco Belinelli

回复楼上:马科-贝利内里。

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[–]Bullschiraq101 2106 指標 7小時前

The process has hit stage three: Win a playoff game

过程来到了第三阶段:赢下一场季后赛

[–]ThunderIncaseAce 881 指標 7小時前

Stage 4: win a playoffs series

第四阶段:赢下一轮季后赛

[–]ClippersBEEEEEEEEWBS 371 指標 7小時前

Stage 5: Ring a bell in the finals

第五阶段:在总决赛敲响自由之钟!

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