【美帝键盘侠】太阳获状元签 美网友:艾顿还是东契奇

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【美帝键盘侠】太阳获状元签 美网友:艾顿还是东契奇

Phoenix Suns will have the 1st pick in the 2018 NBA Draft

太阳获得2018年选秀大会状元签

2018 NBA Draft Order

Phoenix Suns

Sacramento Kings

Atlanta Hawks

Memphis Grizzlies

Dallas Mavericks

Orlando Magic

Chicago Bulls

Cleveland Cavaliers

New York Knicks

Philadelphia 76ers

Charlotte Hornets

LA Clippers

LA Clippers

Denver Nuggets

2018年签位顺序:

1. 太阳

2. 国王

3. 老鹰

4. 灰熊

5. 独行侠

6. 魔术

7. 公牛

8. 骑士

9. 尼克斯

10. 76人

11. 黄蜂

12. 快船

13. 快船

14. 掘金

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[–]Sunstcrain99 1488 指標 3小時前

This is big news for the Sun Kings

太阳球迷:这对于太阳国王来说才是最大的新闻。

(在NBA版权利的游戏中太阳和国王曾经合并过)

[–]KingsHypnoticONE 350 指標 3小時前

I want the Suns and Kings to be awesome together!

国王球迷:希望太阳和国王能一起崛起!

[–]SunsBows_N_Hoes 107 指標 2小時前

Whoever we don’t pick will be playing against each other in the division for years to come. We will be dealing with Ayton vs Doncic for the next decade probably

太阳球迷:无论我们选谁,你们都会选剩下的那个,期待艾顿和东契奇能成为下个十年里的一生之敌。

[–][IND] Lance StephensonSalvador_20 2635 指標 3小時前

Happy for the kings after all of those game winners

步行者球迷:为国王开心,他们投中了那么多绝杀还拿到了榜眼。

[–][SAC] De'Aaron FoxCuzWeTheRoses 901 指標 3小時前

I'm happy we're outta the disgusting, life sucking vicious cycle of draft picks 6-8

国王球迷:我为我王能够摆脱永无止尽的6-8顺位泥沼而开心。

[–]Kingspuffadda 454 指標 3小時前

And we don't even have to worry about rooting for a tank next year since we don't have a pick! Life's looking up, my man. #TTProphecy

国王球迷:由于下个赛季没有选秀权,我们甚至不用担心继续摆烂的问题!生活总是要向前看的,我的兄弟!

[–][LAL] Robert SacreIwasJK 178 指標 3小時前

this eerily reminds me of last year for us. Hopefully your 2nd pick can shoot lol

湖人球迷:你王怎么和去年我湖有点像啊,希望你们的榜眼能够选个好苗子!

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[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 1091 指標 3小時前

The lottery gods rewarded their clutchness and shunned the Grizzlies tank

凯尔特人球迷:这次选秀奖励了不停投绝杀且不放弃比赛的球队,狠狠地惩罚了灰熊式得摆烂。

[–]Grizzlies37sms 127 指標 3小時前

Sad but true lol, though i'm really happy that at least we're 4th instead of 5th and that atlanta is 3rd instead of someone like chicago or dallas. I think we should be able to end up with our favorite out of either bagley or porter because of that, and while i wanted ayton or doncic i can definitely be happy with one of those two.

灰熊球迷:伤心归伤心,但是说实话,至少我们拿到的是第四顺位而不是第五顺位,而且拿到探花的是老鹰而不是公牛或者独行侠,我觉得我们可以选到自己喜欢的球员比如巴格利或者小波特,艾顿和东契奇确实很棒,但是能选到波特或者巴格利二者之一我也挺开心的。

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[–]Nuggets-JDB- 3267 指標 3小時前

At least Ayton still gets paid to play in Arizona.

掘金球迷:至少艾顿依然能在亚利桑那挣到钱。

注:此处暗示NCAA受贿丑闻,艾顿此前就读于亚利桑那大学,而太阳也位于亚利桑那州。

[–]NBAkukukele 62 指標 3小時前

Probably can keep the same routing and bank account. What a nice perk!

说不定还能用同一个银行账户呢,真棒!

[–]NBAnan5mj 94 指標 3小時前

Hows that when hes going to the Kings? Suns hired Luka's old coach I'd be surprised if they didn't take him.

如果他去国王呢?太阳雇佣了东契奇原来的主教练,所以如果他们不选东契奇我会很惊讶的。

[–]Rocketsyooston 519 指標 3小時前*

Hire Doncic's coach before the lottery then this happens. Wow

火箭球迷:雇佣东契奇的前任主教练,并且这件事情发生在乐透抽签之前,哇哦,NBA录播实锤了。

[–]RocketsZemulon 905 指標 3小時前

Holy shit, tanking actually worked

火箭球迷:该死,摆烂真的爽。

[–]Knickselfmeh 596 指標 3小時前

It generally does for a couple teams. Unless you're the Knicks

尼克斯球迷:确实摆烂对于很多球队都是一个很棒的选择,除非你是我烂泥。

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[–]RaptorsFriedChickenIsTrash 4324 指標 7小時前

In the National Basketball Association, tanking for high draft picks is considered especially heinous. In Phoenix, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Phoenix Suns. These are their stories.

在那遥远的篮球国度,靠摆烂赢得高顺位选秀权是被认为是十恶不赦的行为,就在那菲尼克斯,有着一群侦探们正在竭尽全力调查这件事情,他们属于一个精英集团,这就是菲尼克斯太阳,这是他们的故事。

注:改编自美剧《法律与秩序》的经典开场白。

[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetSmugleaf_Raptors2012 793 指標 7小時前

This copyrighted broadcast of the Phoenix Suns may not be retransmitted, reproduced, rebroadcast, or otherwise distributed or used in any form without the express written consent of the NBA.

《菲尼克斯太阳》直播版权归NBA所有,在未经NBA允许的情况下,任何人不得以任何形式转发、传播、模仿以及用作其他用途。

[–]Suns TankwagonHalfawake1 371 指標 7小時前

Not our fault the rest of the league is so bad at losing. Amateurs

太阳球迷:其他球队不懂怎么输球又不是我们的错,一群渣渣。

[–]Lakerstheoric 81 指標 7小時前

4 of the top 5 picks are going to the West. Let that sink in.

湖人球迷:前五顺位四个都是西部的,东部连摆烂都摆不过西部。

[–]NICOLAWRITES 281 指標 7小時前

Phoenix Suns with their number one draft pick, select college superstar LiAngelo Ball...

菲尼克斯太阳用他们的第一顺位选中了大学超级球星二球……

[–]Suns TankwagonRoy_G_Biv_Mika 171 指標 7小時前

We do need more steals

太阳球迷:你说得挺有道理,我们需要更多抢断。

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[–][HOU] Chuck HayesTexaslion 890 指標 8小時前

Please pick Ayton instead of offering Capela the max

火箭球迷:求求你们选艾顿然后别给卡佩拉顶薪好么?

[–]rocklee_shinobi 1128 指標 8小時前

they gonna pick doncic and offer capela the max

他们会选东契奇然后给卡佩拉顶薪。

[–]MavericksquiteCryptic 423 指標 7小時前

That would be sick for them if they actually got both

独行侠球迷:他们可能为了恶心火箭选到了艾顿同时还给卡佩拉顶薪。

[–]Kings TankwagonTopDogJim 265 指標 7小時前

Houston will 100% match

国王球迷:反正火箭肯定会匹配的。

[–]Cavaliersoktravis 479 指標 7小時前

more great news for warriors fans

骑士球迷:这对勇士球迷来说真是个好消息。

[–]Jazzhelix400 421 指標 7小時前

That's crazy. Phoenix started the season 16-26 and got the #1 pick. Jazz started the season 17-26 and got to the 2nd round.

爵士球迷:真的太疯狂了,太阳本赛季开局16胜26负然后拿到了状元签,爵士开局17胜26负然后进了季后赛第二轮?

[–]Trail Blazersasianmangg 108 指標 8小時前

Wow that's huge. Congrats Suns. Booker, Jackson, Warren, whoever they pick is going to be fun to watch these next few years.

开拓者球迷:很棒啊,恭喜太阳,布克+约什-杰克逊+沃伦,无论他们选谁未来几年都有看头了。

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[–]Bleacher Reportbleacherreport 1431 指標 8小時前

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesrzpieces 554 指標 8小時前

Even memes are being monopolized by corporations lmao

骑士球迷:现在连表情包都被大公司垄断了嘛?

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[–]NetsNetsBetsSets 273 指標 8小時前

Congrats, Suns fans!

Doncic?

篮网球迷:恭喜啊,太阳粉丝。

你们会选择东契奇嘛?

[–]WildYams 290 指標 8小時前

Robert Sarver, the man who sold the picks to Luol Deng and Rajon Rondo, is still the owner of the Suns, so you never know what he might do with this pick.

罗伯特-萨沃尔,一个把能选中邓和隆多的选秀权拿去卖钱的人,现在仍然是太阳的老板,谁知道他会拿这个选秀权做些什么。

[–]76ersHelreaver 285 指標 8小時前

Watch them draft Trae Young or some shit.

76人球迷:看好了,说不定他会选择特雷-杨或者别的什么人。

[–]Sunslazymyke 193 指標 7小時前

We will burn this city to the ground if that happened.

太阳球迷:那我们就会用怒火把凤凰城再涅槃一次。

[–]Suns TankwagonTheBlank5 114 指標 8小時前

When do we get our championship trophy?

太阳球迷:现在该讨论讨论我们什么时候能拿总冠军了吧。

[–]WildYams 114 指標 8小時前

Not yet, have to win summer league first.

先考虑拿个夏季联赛的冠军吧。

[–]LakersafarrisXD 119 指標 8小時前

Please take Doncic. Him and Booker would be so fun

湖人球迷:选东契奇啊,他和布克的组合一定超级有趣。

[–]WarriorsGOODIceCream 177 指標 8小時前

itll be ayton

勇士球迷:我觉得他会选艾顿。

[–]JazzRobertLobLaw2 115 指標 8小時前

Their new coach will be pulling for his countryman.

爵士球迷:他们的新主教练可能会推动球队选欧洲人哦。

[–]LakersAirmeniNKorea 135 指標 8小時前

Yeah the hiring of Koko as head coach screams "pick Doncic"

湖人球迷:他们聘请科科什科夫不就是表达自己想选东契奇了嘛?

[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliEfetiesevenge 104 指標 8小時前

also reports of them offering Capela a max contract indicates they'll cover that position

马刺球迷:有报道称他们会提供给卡佩拉顶薪同样暗示了他们可能会选东契奇。

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[–]SunsBigCountryBumgarner 1661 指標 8小時前*

Fuck all yall we fuckin deserve this shit this might be the happiest moment out of 13 years of following the Suns lets fucking get it

edit: you guys are really caught up about me being happier about a draft pick than making the WCF 10 years ago. Yes, I am more happy to have the first first pick in Suns history after 8 years of trash than reaching and getting knocked out of the WCF multiple times

太阳球迷:太特么开心了,这是我十三年太阳老球迷最开心的时刻了!尽情享受吧!

PS:回复我的知道是什么意思,不就是问我怎么会比看到太阳十年前打进西部决赛还开心,但是比起一次次杀进西决然后被淘汰,我还是觉得烂了八年之后拿到队史首个状元签比较令人开心。

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