【美帝键盘侠】NBA经典语录:篮球不说谎|家里人要吃饭

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【美帝键盘侠】NBA经典语录:篮球不说谎|家里人要吃饭

休赛期闲得无聊,Reddit球迷们分享了各自心中的史上最让人记忆犹新的球员语录,一起来看看其中都有哪些经典!

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[–]MavericksStackhouseLOST 2286 points 20 hours ago

ball don't lie

篮球不说谎!——拉希德-华莱士

[–][GSW] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 496 points 19 hours ago

so concise. so eloquent. so meaningful. perfectly captures the spirit of basketball.

如此简洁、如此有说服力、如此有意义。篮球精神的完美总结。

[–]NBAmainvolume 130 points 16 hours ago

I loved watching him waiting for some opposing player to shoot a free throw and he misses, then you hear him shouting "ball don't lie!"

我喜欢看他在对手球员罚丢罚篮之后大喊:“球不会说谎!”

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[–]NBAMrBenDover 1621 points 18 hours ago

Q: Why do you shoot so many threes?

A: Because there are no fours.——Antoine Walker

问:你为什么投这么三分球?

答:因为没有四分球——安东尼-沃克

[–]Raptorsnametakenalready 339 points 17 hours ago

Ahead of his time

时代的先驱!

[–]CavaliersAnExtraordinaire 837 points 17 hours ago

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd

“我们要给这支球队来个360度的大转变!”——贾森-基德

[–]BigBallerBland 260 points 14 hours ago

Jason Kidd has got to have the largest disparity between basketball IQ and actually IQ.

基德的篮球IQ和IQ之间的差距可能是史上最大的

[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 58 points 12 hours ago

He may be stupid, but he's also dumb

他也许是有点笨,但他还有点蠢。

[–][GSW] Dajuan Wagneraaahhhh 82 points 16 hours ago

My 7th grade math book dragged Jason Kidd for this quote.

我7年级的数学书都拿这句话来做典型了

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[–]Domidiawk 207points 17 hours ago

Elfrid Payton(on Twitter): If you ain’t good you gone. gets traded the next day

埃尔弗里德-佩顿在推特上说:“如果你不够优秀,那你就会被交易。”然后他第二天就被交易了

[–]Bullslucksmithy 23 points 11 hours ago

For a second-round pick, IIRC.

只换了一个二轮签,如果我没记错的话。

[–][MIN] Shabazz MuhammadOKOYE 373 points 17 hours ago

"Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is."

“暴力从不是答案,但它有时候是”

[–]NBAShadowClawz 89 points 15 hours ago

Is this from an NBA legend Matt Barnes?

这句话是我们的NBA传奇马特-巴恩斯先生说的吗?

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[–]Lakersrandy88moss 650 points 19 hours ago

"Smush Parker was the worst," Bryant said. "He shouldn't have been in the NBA, but we were too cheap to pay for a point guard. We let him walk on."

“斯马什-帕克是最辣鸡的,”科比说,“他压根就不应该进入NBA,但我们也没钱去签一个控卫,所以我们让他顶上。”

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[–]Warriorsdp1389 574 points 19 hours ago

SHAQ WE'RE LIVE

I don't give a fuck

“沙克,我们正在直播诶”

“老子他娘的不在乎”

[–]LakersTuneHD 115 points 16 hours ago

Wrong curse word

脏话说错了

[–]Warriorsdp1389 204 points 16 hours ago

I don't give a shit

是“老子他妈的不在乎”

[–]SpursOrangeSyringe 183 points 18 hours ago

Typical that a Warriors flair wouldn't remember the quote correctly. They weren't born yet when it happened

典型的勇士球迷才会犯的错误,毕竟那个时候他们都还没有出生。

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[–][BOS] Semi Ojeleyeojeleye_superfan 1413 points 19 hours ago

we talkin about practice

我们在谈论训练吗?——艾弗森

[–]Lakerspettypaybacksp 136 points 12 hours ago

I hate this quote taking it as AI not practicing

His friend had just died and some reporter asked if he was practicing enough.

我很憎恨这句话让大家都以为AI不训练,他的朋友刚刚死掉了而有些记者却在问他有没有训练够?

[–]WizardsExoguana 157 points 15 hours ago

Also when AI was asked why he doesn't lift weights; "That shit was too heavy"

有记者问艾弗森他为什么不举铁,艾弗森说:“那破玩意儿太沉了。”

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[–][GSW] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 954 points 19 hours ago

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win"

-Doug Collins

“每一次活塞得分超过一百并且他们的对手得分小于一百,活塞都能赢球”——道格-柯林斯

[–]Pistonspoo_pon_shoo 297 points 18 hours ago

Truly a stat for all Pistons fans to be proud of

真是让我们活塞球迷引以为傲的数据纪录

[–]Pistonsdrcash360-2ndaccount 171 points 15 hours ago

We're undefeated when we win

当我们赢的时候我们从没输过!

[–]Celtics88Phil 94 points 15 hours ago

"I though we were ahead " Smith, JR

“我以为我们领先着呢”——JR史密斯

[–][PHI] Dario Sarictommyk41 177 points 16 hours ago

“Osama should’ve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!”——Terry Rozier

“本拉登不该去当杀人狂,而应该来打篮球,他长得那么高...”——罗齐尔

[–][ATL] Josh Smithhassbackwards 569 points 19 hours ago

"suck my dick" - Kyrie Irving

“食我大管”——欧文

[–][LAL] Brandon IngramChubby_Giraffe 495 points 19 hours ago*

“Kobe passed me the ball” - Ron artest

“科比给我传球了!!”——阿泰斯特

[–][WAS] John WallGeo7713 258 points 20 hours ago

Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion! - Rudy Tomjanovich

“永远不要低估一颗总冠军的心”——鲁迪-汤姆贾诺维奇

[–]Warriorsjingy10 43 points 16 hours ago

“Chasing that farewell tour, they don’t love you like that, you can’t get that farewell tour, they don’t love you like that, you thought you was Kobe?”

“追逐告别巡回演出,他们没那么爱你,你得不到这个巡回待遇的,他们没这么喜欢你,你以为你是科比啊?”追梦to皮尔斯。

[–][SAS] Matt Bonnerwinnebagomafia 75 points 18 hours ago

"I want some nasty!" -Pop

“给我来点脏的!”——波波维奇

[–][MIL] Sam CassellojmayoistheGOAT 9 points 15 hours ago

"Bucks in six" -Brandon Jennings

“我鹿六场拿下骑士!”——詹宁斯

[–]Lakersfairlyintrigued 83 points 17 hours ago

“I’m not too worried about the Sacramento Queens.”- Shaquille O'Neal

“我不是很担心萨克拉门托女王队”——奥尼尔

[–]CavaliersJoeFilz 65 points 17 hours ago

“It’s a man’s game. I guess his feelings just got hurt.”

“这是男人之间的比赛!我猜他的心灵是受伤了吧。”——克莱(2015年总决赛G4之后评价詹姆斯)

[–]chumchees 34 points 16 hours ago

. . .

-Kawhi Leonard

“......”——莱昂纳德

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidMonsterNinja8 28 points 17 hours ago

“I got my family to feed” - Latrell Sprewell

“咖喱人要恰饭的嘛”——斯普雷维尔(谈到自己的大合同时说道)

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[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 352 points 20 hours ago

For a serious answer, “I’m back.”

Those 2 words changed the landscape of the NBA forever.

认真的回答:“我回来了”

这两个单词永远改变了NBA的历史。

[–]evan2yu 12 points 16 hours ago

“The ceiling is the roof” MJ

“天花板就是房顶。”——乔丹

[–]RaptorsTrillination 64 points 17 hours ago

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

“我生涯里投丢了超过9千次投篮、我输了大概300场比赛,我投丢了26次致胜球。我在我的人生里一次又一次地失败,这些就是我成功的原因。”——乔丹

[–]Spurssiphillis 14 points 15 hours ago

"I've never lost a game. I just ran out of time." - Michael Jordan

“我从没有输过,我只是没有足够的时间去赢。”——乔丹

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