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[–]MavericksStackhouseLOST 2286 points 20 hours ago

ball don't lie


[–][GSW] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 496 points 19 hours ago

so concise. so eloquent. so meaningful. perfectly captures the spirit of basketball.


[–]NBAmainvolume 130 points 16 hours ago

I loved watching him waiting for some opposing player to shoot a free throw and he misses, then you hear him shouting "ball don't lie!"



[–]NBAMrBenDover 1621 points 18 hours ago

Q: Why do you shoot so many threes?

A: Because there are no fours.——Antoine Walker



[–]Raptorsnametakenalready 339 points 17 hours ago

Ahead of his time


[–]CavaliersAnExtraordinaire 837 points 17 hours ago

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd


[–]BigBallerBland 260 points 14 hours ago

Jason Kidd has got to have the largest disparity between basketball IQ and actually IQ.


[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 58 points 12 hours ago

He may be stupid, but he's also dumb


[–][GSW] Dajuan Wagneraaahhhh 82 points 16 hours ago

My 7th grade math book dragged Jason Kidd for this quote.



[–]Domidiawk 207points 17 hours ago

Elfrid Payton(on Twitter): If you ain’t good you gone. gets traded the next day


[–]Bullslucksmithy 23 points 11 hours ago

For a second-round pick, IIRC.


[–][MIN] Shabazz MuhammadOKOYE 373 points 17 hours ago

"Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is."


[–]NBAShadowClawz 89 points 15 hours ago

Is this from an NBA legend Matt Barnes?



[–]Lakersrandy88moss 650 points 19 hours ago

"Smush Parker was the worst," Bryant said. "He shouldn't have been in the NBA, but we were too cheap to pay for a point guard. We let him walk on."



[–]Warriorsdp1389 574 points 19 hours ago


I don't give a fuck



[–]LakersTuneHD 115 points 16 hours ago

Wrong curse word


[–]Warriorsdp1389 204 points 16 hours ago

I don't give a shit


[–]SpursOrangeSyringe 183 points 18 hours ago

Typical that a Warriors flair wouldn't remember the quote correctly. They weren't born yet when it happened



[–][BOS] Semi Ojeleyeojeleye_superfan 1413 points 19 hours ago

we talkin about practice


[–]Lakerspettypaybacksp 136 points 12 hours ago

I hate this quote taking it as AI not practicing

His friend had just died and some reporter asked if he was practicing enough.


[–]WizardsExoguana 157 points 15 hours ago

Also when AI was asked why he doesn't lift weights; "That shit was too heavy"



[–][GSW] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 954 points 19 hours ago

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win"

-Doug Collins


[–]Pistonspoo_pon_shoo 297 points 18 hours ago

Truly a stat for all Pistons fans to be proud of


[–]Pistonsdrcash360-2ndaccount 171 points 15 hours ago

We're undefeated when we win


[–]Celtics88Phil 94 points 15 hours ago

"I though we were ahead " Smith, JR


[–][PHI] Dario Sarictommyk41 177 points 16 hours ago

“Osama should’ve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!”——Terry Rozier


[–][ATL] Josh Smithhassbackwards 569 points 19 hours ago

"suck my dick" - Kyrie Irving


[–][LAL] Brandon IngramChubby_Giraffe 495 points 19 hours ago*

“Kobe passed me the ball” - Ron artest


[–][WAS] John WallGeo7713 258 points 20 hours ago

Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion! - Rudy Tomjanovich


[–]Warriorsjingy10 43 points 16 hours ago

“Chasing that farewell tour, they don’t love you like that, you can’t get that farewell tour, they don’t love you like that, you thought you was Kobe?”


[–][SAS] Matt Bonnerwinnebagomafia 75 points 18 hours ago

"I want some nasty!" -Pop


[–][MIL] Sam CassellojmayoistheGOAT 9 points 15 hours ago

"Bucks in six" -Brandon Jennings


[–]Lakersfairlyintrigued 83 points 17 hours ago

“I’m not too worried about the Sacramento Queens.”- Shaquille O'Neal


[–]CavaliersJoeFilz 65 points 17 hours ago

“It’s a man’s game. I guess his feelings just got hurt.”


[–]chumchees 34 points 16 hours ago

. . .

-Kawhi Leonard


[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidMonsterNinja8 28 points 17 hours ago

“I got my family to feed” - Latrell Sprewell



[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 352 points 20 hours ago

For a serious answer, “I’m back.”

Those 2 words changed the landscape of the NBA forever.



[–]evan2yu 12 points 16 hours ago

“The ceiling is the roof” MJ


[–]RaptorsTrillination 64 points 17 hours ago

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.


[–]Spurssiphillis 14 points 15 hours ago

"I've never lost a game. I just ran out of time." - Michael Jordan