【键盘侠】小卡交易后首发声明|他终于登上Win98系统了

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【键盘侠】科怀交易后首发声明|他终于登上Win98系统了

[Charania] Kawhi Leonard releases first statements since trade to Toronto, saying goodbye to San Antonio and the Spurs:

【Shams】卡哇伊-莱昂纳德自交易到多伦多之后首次发布声明,向圣安东尼奥和马刺道别:

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[–]de394394 2110 指標 13小時前

THANK YOU for trading me away lmao

感谢你们把我交易走,哈哈哈哈!

[ – ]otis_reading 351 指標 9小時前

THANK YOU for not offering me the supermax

感谢你们没有为我提供顶薪。

[–]Spurs BabyMakingMachine 60 指標 7小時前

THANK YOU for allowing me to lose about 80 million, couldnt have done it without yall

马刺球迷:感谢你们让我失去8000万美金,没有你们我是做不到的。

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[–]ThomasMuellerGOAT 3470 指標 13小時前

people have to understand it took quite the time for Kawhi to boot up his Windows 98 PC and to start Word

大家得理解,他花了很长时间才打开Windows 98系统,然后开始打开Word文档。

[–]jhall0310 943 指標 13小時前

He spent 40 minutes trying to figure out how to insert that hand print image

他花了40分钟才搞清楚怎么把那个手印图片插进去。

[–]Spurs cjp-trill-og 175 指標 13小時前

Not to mention the time he spent talking to clippy.

马刺球迷:更别提他花在与clippy(微软Office卡通助手)对话上的时间了。

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[–]Jazz Bandwagonpaceyx 6822 指標 14小時前

This legit looks like some last minute homework done before class.

爵士球迷:这看上去就像是上课前一分钟补完家庭作业。

[–]Raptors pleasefeedthedino 653 指標 13小時前

How I Spent My Summer Vacation by Kawhi Leonard

I wrote a letter.

猛龙球迷:《我是怎样度过暑假的》——卡哇伊-莱昂纳德

[–]94savage 1891 指標 14小時前

When your teacher lets you submit a essay 4 weeks late for extra credit

当你的老师为了让你加分延迟4周交论文……

[ – ]Thunder Hdhsbdodksb 300 指標 13小時前*

I was really hoping that Charania ended the tweet with a colon like that because Kawhi’s statement was literally nothing.

And yet somehow I think this is worse.

雷霆球迷:真希望Shams的这条推特就以冒号结束,因为卡哇伊的声明里实际上什么也没说。不知怎地,我甚至觉得这样更不好。

[–]76ers IVAN_CLEARY 142 指標 12小時前

the exclamation point after the first "THANK YOU" just makes the whole thing seem so disingenuous.

76人球迷:第一个“谢谢”之后的感叹号让着整个声明看上去毫无诚意。

[–]Trail Blazers dipset4444 168 指標 13小時前

Why is this in purple? How do you even get purple?

开拓者球迷:声明里的字怎么是紫色的?你们是怎么调出紫色的?

[–]Raptors Meeseeks4PMinister 73 指標 12小時前

IT'S A SIGN!!!!!

猛龙球迷:这是在传递一种信号!!!

[–]Spurs ag1591 58 指標 14小時前

Still can’t tell if that’s laker purple or throwback Toronto purple

马刺球迷:还是搞不懂这到底是湖人紫还是复古的多伦多紫。

[–]Lakers Toolazytolink 62 指標 12小時前

Laker purple

湖人球迷:湖人紫

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[–]Knicks Pathederic 4863 指標 14小時前

Kawhi really does have the worst possible people behind him

尼克斯球迷:卡哇伊背后的团队可能真的是最差劲的。

[–]Celtics billcosbyinspace 726 指標 12小時前

I love that uncle Dennis teaches a course to help athletes communicate professionally

凯尔特人球迷:我喜欢!丹尼斯大舅(莱昂纳德舅舅)就如何帮助运动员进行职业化人际沟通上了生动的一课。

[–]MedschoolgirlMadison 92 指標 12小時前*

Uncle Dennis & Lavar Ball should give lecture on this

球爹和丹尼斯大舅应该开班授课。

[–]Raptors one-eleven 42 指標 12小時前

Uncle Dennis is Steve Bannon! We keep blaming him but one day soon he’ll be fired and Kawhi will keep free falling.

猛龙球迷:丹尼斯大舅就是史蒂夫-班农(曾任特朗普高级顾问,后背抛弃)!我们继续抨击他,但是终有一天他会被解雇的,而卡哇伊还会继续自由坠落。

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[–][MIN] Terrell BrandonThorvaldsonMusic 1703 指標 14小時前

Wtf is this shit

特雷尔-布兰顿球迷:这特么写的跟屎一样。

[–]Spurs whoiusedtobee 139 指標 14小時前

I guarantee you his sister (that runs the Kawhi Instagram page) wrote this

马刺球迷:我向你保证这是他姐姐(打理卡哇伊INS账户的人)写的。

[–][CLE] LeBron James Somali_Kamikaze 177 指標 13小時前

It's almost as if every THANK YOU was written sarcastically.

詹姆斯球迷:感觉每个“谢谢”写的都很讽刺啊。

[–]Lakers Blackassnigga17 482 指標 14小時前

What’s really getting me is the fact that he used his logo as his signature. Seems like his agent or some mediocre PR rep wrote that for him.

湖人球迷:真正让我记住的是他用他的LOGO当做个人签名。看上去就像是他的经纪人或者某些普通的公关团队代笔的。

[–][SAS] Dejounte Murray nemesis1211 2583 指標 13小時前

THANK YOU

德章泰-穆雷球迷:谢 谢

[–]Somatophylax 148 指標 13小時前

A new meme is born. Praise the heavens! A new meme is born unto us this day!

新的段子诞生了!赞美上帝把!一个新的段子今天降临到我等头上了!

[–]Raptors mix_it 72 指標 13小時前

He really should have just kept quiet. Now people are going to be on his ass for this lmaooo

猛龙球迷:他真该继续保持沉默的。现在大家要抓着这个不放了,哈哈哈。

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[–][NYK] Kristaps Porzingis kungfukristaps 936 指標 14小時前

It took him a few weeks to come up with that???

波尔津吉斯球迷:他用了几个星期的时间写出了这么个玩意儿???

[–]jhall0310 526 指標 14小時前

A word a day

一天一个词。

[–][PHI] Tony Wroten Jackconnell10 285 指標 14小時前

He can talk?

托尼-罗腾球迷:他还会说话?

[–][NYK] Kristaps Porzingis kungfukristaps 23 指標 14小時前

No, just compute a written response

波尔津吉斯球迷:不,这只是用电脑打出来的回复。

[–]Spurs HoldingLimes 260 指標 14小時前

HE CAN SIIIIIIIIIIING!!!

马刺球迷:他还能唱歌!!!

[–][SAS] Antonio McDyess dicky_________seamus 251 指標 14小時前

To Uncle Dennis, THANK YOU for being so personal with your statement. It was totally authentic and definitely needed this much time to craft.

To Kawhi, THANK YOU. I'll never forget our seven seasons together, but that includes 2018. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

麦克戴斯球迷:致丹尼斯大舅,感谢你!你的这份声明是如此地不官方。完全是很真实的,绝对需要这么多地时间来打草稿。

致卡哇伊:感谢你!我绝不会忘了我们在一起的七个赛季,包括2018年。出去的时候不要让门给撞了。

[–][SAS] David Robinson HoodedxSaints 110 指標 14小時前

I’m glad he finally gave a message to the fans that have supported him for years, but it certainly lacks any meaningful substance

大卫-罗宾逊球迷:我高兴的是,他终于给了支持他这么多年的球迷们一个交代,但这绝对是没有真情实感的。

[–][SAS] Dejounte Murray PerkyTitty 126 指標 15小時前

lol that’s the most Kawhi statement ever

德章泰-穆雷球迷:哈哈哈哈,这是最卡哇伊风格的声明了。

[–]mrilly 80 指標 13小時前

Kawhi didn't even write it himself lol

这甚至都不是他自己写的,哈哈

[–]Nets theToBeHonestGuy 84 指標 14小時前

He’s looking forward to his next chapter... Doesn’t mention Toronto though.. He gone.

他在展望下一个篇章……可他甚至都没提多伦多……他要走了。

[–]Raptors NotKD69420 70 指標 14小時前*

That was the only thing I took from the letter

猛龙球迷:这是我从这封信里唯一得到的信息。

[–]gedbybee 57 指標 13小時前

dont worry. youll get your letter next year. maybe itll be in yellow next time.

别担心。明年你们也会得到一封感谢信的,或许下次就用黄色的字了。

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