【键盘侠】伊巴卡向克里斯挥拳|年均一次架出拳7中0

2019-03-12 18:40:53 reddit {{info|html}} {{advert|html}}

【键盘侠】伊巴卡向克里斯挥拳|年均一次架出拳7中0

Ibaka goes after Chriss at the close of the third quarter.

猛龙今日客场挑战骑士的第三节末,伊巴卡在前场和克里斯卡位最终倒地,不过倒地之后克里斯有一个明显的盯人挑衅动作,伊巴卡直接追上去掐住克里斯的脖子并向其挥拳,两人纠缠一会儿之后被队友迅速拉开。

————————

[–]Trail Blazers dipset4444 274 points 6 hours ago

The annual ibaka fight

开拓者球迷:伊巴卡每年都要打次架。

[–]Mavericks don_dude 99 points 6 hours ago

Big Cocka showing the NBA ain't soft.

独行侠球迷:这个大Diao在告诉大家,现在的NBA并不软。

[–]Raptors chicogarciamarquez 1934 points 6 hours ago*

well thats a couple of games suspension for serge

猛龙球迷:行了,伊巴卡这是要停两场了。

[–]Raptors Opggwp 75 points 6 hours ago

Two episodes of "how hungry are you" you mean.

猛龙球迷:你是说可以多拍两集《你有多饿》(伊巴卡自制美食节目)吧。

[–]_Than0s 261 points 6 hours ago

A couple? Serge tried to choke him at first and then threw some punches on top of that. That’s AT LEAST five games, IMO. I’m guessing he gets eight, though.

两场?伊巴卡一开始可是掐着克里斯的脖子啊,然后还挥了几拳。我觉得这至少停赛五场。不过我猜他会停八场。

[–][MIA] James Posey Cudizonedefense 203 points 6 hours ago

I’m guessing he gets 2-4

热火球迷:我觉得是2到4场。

[–]Raptors thugg3ry 136 points 5 hours ago

Yep. Ingram tried lopping Chris Paul’s head off and got like 2 games lmao

猛龙球迷:是啊,之前英格拉姆对着保罗脑袋就是一拳,也才2场左右(实际4场)吧,哈哈哈哈

[–]Raptors chicogarciamarquez 140 points 5 hours ago

serge is a repeat offender tho... he could get more

猛龙球迷:伊巴卡这是惯犯了……他的禁赛应该更多。

[–]Raptors lordkeith 1028 points 6 hours ago

How long will Ibaka be suspended for?

猛龙球迷:那他会禁赛多久呢?

[–]mansur19 769 points 5 hours ago

Might be longer than we think, not a first time offender

或许比我们想象的要长,这不是他第一次惹事了。

[–]Raptors MJDTA 362 points 5 hours ago

That's a good point - most people saying 2 but I could see 3-4

猛龙球迷:你说到点子上了,很多人说是两场,不过我觉得是三到四场。

[–]Lakers Pocchari_Kevin 30 points 4 hours ago

5-7 sounds about right, especially since it was essentially a suckerpunch (not literally, but a guys back turned and you go hard at him?).

湖人球迷:貌似5到7场才合理吧,何况他那还是背后下黑手(不完全是,可是人家都被对你了,你还要下手那么重?)

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozan yaboyuncleb 308 points 5 hours ago

could even see 5-7 depending on how they view him as the instigator, but it could also be a blessing in disguise as he tweaked his ankle and we can further integrate Gasol into the team, late March games are basically glorified scrimmages for us now

猛龙球迷:这就看联盟是不是把伊巴卡当做是挑事的一方了,有可能是5到7场,不过这事儿也许对我们来说是好事呢,毕竟他脚踝拧了,而且我们还能进一步加深小加索尔和球队的磨合,三月后面这些比赛对现在的我们来说基本没那么重要了。

[–]Raptors The_Unknown98 2507 points 6 hours ago

Marc Gasol starts next game confirmed.

猛龙球迷:看来小加索尔下场要首发了。

[–]Ohgrave1 578 points 6 hours ago

hot take, what makes you say that.

你可真敢说,谁给你的胆子

[–]Raptors The_Natural_Log 587 points 6 hours ago

Availability is the best ability.

猛龙球迷:能上场就是王道。

[–]Spurs Mini_Snuggle 185 points 4 hours ago

I can't agree. If you want to go to the finals, getting home court against GS is still important and you're only a few games up on them. You need to maintain where you are.

马刺球迷:我不同意。如果你们想进入总决赛,取得对阵勇士的主场优势还是很重要的,而且你们现在只领先他们几场。你们还得保持这种战绩上的领先呢。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozan KyleAce98 195 points 5 hours ago

CHRIS BOUCHER GETS HIS FIRST START FOR THE TORONTO RAPTORS

猛龙球迷:克里斯-布歇将取得首次为猛龙首发的机会!!!

————————

[–]NBA tacotrap 148 points 6 hours ago

Wow, shout out to the camera guys, totally knew some shit was gonna go down and kept on them.

哇,为摄像大哥点赞,一早就知道会有这档子事儿全程跟踪拍摄啊。

[–]Raptors Buttsmuggler69 1274 points 6 hours ago

I feel like Serge leads the nba in fights per36

猛龙球迷:我感觉伊巴卡每36分钟的打架次数领跑全联盟啊

[–][OKC] Steven Adams Ramzaa_ 233 points 5 hours ago

Hes definitely not a "hold me back" fighter either. He throws hands

雷霆球迷:那绝对不是那种只BB不动手的人,他是要干架的。

[–]Pelicans PrimeShaq 80 points 5 hours ago

Its kinda funny their punches are so slow because they are so damn huge. You just know if we catch one of their hands we would be out cold.

Took PJ Tucker all his might to hold Ibaka back too.

鹈鹕球迷:有点意思啊,他们这些人的出拳这么慢,因为他们太特么大只了。你要知道,如果我们普通人挨了一拳,那怕是要昏过去。

塔克当年可是使出了蛮力才把伊巴卡拉住。(17年3月,猛龙主场对阵公牛的比赛第三节,洛佩斯与伊巴卡在篮下卡位时发生不快,双方随后冲突升级,甚至挥拳互打,当时还在猛龙的塔克最终拉住了暴怒的伊巴卡。)

[–]Raptors Buttsmuggler69 101 points 5 hours ago

Hes a hard man. Probably top 5 along with Adam's and probably kanter which is crazy when you consider yall had them all at the same time. Man I miss that bruising 2016 thunder team

猛龙球迷:伊巴卡是个硬骨头。也许他和亚当斯,或许还有坎特是联盟前五的硬汉,要是一个队里同时有几个角色那就有得看了。天呐,我想念2016年那支混不吝的雷霆。

[–]Celtics Clemsontigger16 43 points 4 hours ago

Lol Adams and Kanter aren’t fighters, Adams is strong and all, but he is a lover not a fighter. Kanter...idk where you got that from.

凯尔特人球迷:哈哈哈哈,亚当斯和坎特可不是刺儿头。亚当斯是很壮很高,但是他很有爱,不惹事。坎特呢……我不知道你为嘛要说他狠。

[–]Knicks zionistwilliamson 31 points 4 hours ago

enes vs erdogan 1v1 who you got

尼克斯球迷:坎特和埃尔多安单挑,你站谁

[–][GSW] Marreese Speights JapaneseWarCrimes 208 points 6 hours ago

I need to see the adams vs Chriss matchup. You know it'll be delicious.

勇士球迷:我想看亚当斯和克里斯干一架,肯定很过瘾。

[–]Thunder colton_j92 237 points 6 hours ago*

It takes a lot to get any reaction out of Steve...but if it got to that point, he would eat Chriss alive.

雷霆球迷:想惹毛亚当斯还是很难的……可要真到了那个地步,那亚当斯可以碾压克里斯。

[–][GSW] Marreese Speights JapaneseWarCrimes 191 points 5 hours ago

i think you could literally throw a punch at adams and he'd just look at you funny

勇士球迷:我觉得你要真是给亚当斯一拳,他就会呆呆地看着你。

[–]Magic Schleprok 65 points 6 hours ago

Isn't this the third full-on "I'm throwing fists" fight Ibaka's gotten in within the past 3 seasons? He seems to get into these scuffles more than most players lol.

魔术球迷:这是不是过去三个赛季以来,伊巴卡第三次参与这种“全武行”?貌似他参与这种名场面的次数比大多数球员都多,哈哈哈哈

[–]THEWhiteGoodman 45 points 5 hours ago

And he’s still yet to connect.

而且他现在还没打中过谁……

[–]Spurs gsgspursgsg 26 points 5 hours ago

He has at least one "Hold me back" against LMA every year too.

马刺球迷:他每个赛季至少还要和阿尔德里奇顶牛一次。

[–]Knicks Upstate__NY 936 points 5 hours ago

I'm convinced NBA players are physically incapable of landing clean punches.

尼克斯球迷:我现在是信了,NBA球员也没法用重拳干脆地击中对手。

[–]act73 537 points 5 hours ago

Four words. Malice in the Palace.

四个字。奥本山宫。

[–]Raptors long2sniper 479 points 6 hours ago

Serge really needs to learn how to punch. What is he now 0-7 on punches lol.

猛龙球迷:伊巴卡真得好好学学怎么出拳,他到现在为止7拳0中,哈哈哈哈

[–][GSW] Kevin Durant shanetrey5 145 points 5 hours ago

I mean if he ever connects he’s out of the league

勇士球迷:我觉得吧,要是他真有哪次击中了别人的面门,那他在联盟就待不下去了

[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwon Thepopcornrider 105 points 6 hours ago

How's that compare to his three point shooting?

火箭球迷:他的出拳命中率比三分命中率如何?

[–]Raptors long2sniper 51 points 5 hours ago

Not too different lol.

猛龙球迷:没太大差别,哈哈哈

————————

[–]Raptors bupvote 51 points 6 hours ago

Ibaka Not Nice

猛龙球迷:伊巴卡,这样可不好啊

[–]WorldBFr3e 153 points 6 hours ago

Not a great look for Ibaka.

影响不好。

[–]Raptors cantyouseeimblind 713 points 6 hours ago

Come on Ibaka. Need to control that temper.

猛龙球迷:拜托了伊巴卡,真得好好控制那暴脾气了

[–]Raptors raccoonfarts 69 points 5 hours ago

When keeping it real goes wrong.

猛龙球迷:做自己也不是这么个做法啊

[–]Raptors Aim_Ed 85 points 6 hours ago

Shoulda went for Tony Brothers instead

猛龙球迷:他应该找托尼兄弟干架的。

[–]Raptors FairlyOddParents 176 points 6 hours ago

Unacceptable by Ibaka... What are you thinking man

猛龙球迷:伊巴卡这种行为不可接受……老哥,你想啥呢?

[–]Thunder Zingyyy 88 points 6 hours ago

probably got confused and thought he was in the middle of a pistons and celtics games in the late 80s

雷霆球迷:也许他当时懵逼了,以为自己是在打一场80年代末期的活塞和凯尔特人的比赛。

[–]RaptorsFreakazoidberg 42 points 5 hours ago

Or a very specific Pistons Pacers game in the early 2000s

猛龙球迷:或者是21世纪初活塞和步行者的比赛

[–]nowhathappenedwas 219 points 6 hours ago

What did Chriss get ejected for? Did he already have a tech?

为嘛把克里斯也给驱逐了?难道他已经有技犯了吗?

[–]Celtics Mexter-Dorgan 236 points 6 hours ago

it was throwing a punch. you throw one back even if it is after someone throws on you, you get thrown out.

NBA has no plans for another Malice on their hands.

凯尔特人球迷:他也动手了。即便是别人动手在先,你要是还手了,你也要被驱逐。

NBA不想再看到奥本山宫事件重演了。

[–]Celtics LuckysBestMan 63 points 5 hours ago

need a cage match as part of the all star weekend

凯尔特人球迷:全明星周末应该加一个铁笼擂台赛。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant twentythree12 215 points 6 hours ago

Mannnnn if Ibaka had connected he would have taken Chriss' head straight off!!!

I wanna know what Chriss said to set him off. Any lip-readers here?

湖人球迷:天呐,要是伊巴卡那记重拳命中了,怕是要把克里斯的头干下来!!!

我想知道克里斯说什么把他惹毛了,有哪个唇语专家说说么?

[–]Warriors NeighborhoodNeckBear 210 points 5 hours ago

"Serge, I beg to differ with your approach"

勇士球迷:“伊巴卡,恕我对你的态度无法苟同。”(参考科尔、追梦事件)

[–]Raptors Youshmee 123 points 6 hours ago

“Yo ibaka I like your show man”

猛龙球迷:“哟伊巴卡,我喜欢你的节目啊,老铁”

[–][PHI] Allen Iverson fatkev_42 1057 points 6 hours ago

Chriss: "You can't cook."

Ibaka: "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU"

76人球迷:克里斯:“你不会做饭。”

伊巴卡:“我特么要宰了你”

[–]WE_FUCKIN_LOST 143 points 6 hours ago

"Your age is fake"

“你年龄造假”

[–]FrenziedCoral 39 points 6 hours ago

“Bet you dont even know your birthday”

“我赌你甚至都不知道你的生日”

[–]Bucks Laaandry 144 points 6 hours ago

"The east runs through Cleveland"

雄鹿球迷:“东部球队都得过骑士这关。”

————————

[–][BOS] Terry Rozier n icktalbot2497 2462 points 5 hours ago2

Last time Ibaka got into a fight, Kendrick Lamar dropped the Heart pt 4, following with his album DAMN.

Today Kendrick put a black picture for his social media profile pics. He did the same thing when the heart pt 4 dropped.

In other words, this fight signifies we are getting new corn row Kenny soon

凯尔特人球迷:伊巴卡上次打架的时候,Kendrick Lamar在发布新专辑《DAMN》之后发行了一张单曲《The Heart Part 4》。

今天Lamar往自己的社交媒体资料图里上传了一张黑白照,他发行《The Heart Part 4》也是这样。

换句话说,这次打架预示着我们很快就能听到Lamar的新歌了。

[–]Raptors Neverchadnezzar 527 points 4 hours ago

I am ok with this

猛龙球迷:那我对伊巴卡没意见。

[–]Nuggets NOT_KDS_BURNER_HISS 454 points 4 hours ago

Ibaka did nothing wrong, mans was just trying to promote Kendrick

掘金球迷:伊巴卡没做错什么,这老哥只是在为Lamar做宣传呢。

[–]Lakers BlackberryCheese 103 points 3 hours ago

thanks Ibaka

湖人球迷:谢谢伊巴卡。

[–]Burzy Guerrero 441 points 6 hours ago

Refs fault. If they ain't blowing the whistle the game gets out of control.

这是裁判的错,要是他们不响哨,这比赛就撒欢了。

[–]Lakers YaBoiBeefCat 579 points 6 hours ago

To be fair to the refs, the NBA has recklessly allowed Chriss to continue playing in the NBA.

湖人球迷:为裁判说句公道话,NBA让克里斯这种球员继续在联盟打球太鲁莽了。

[–][GSW] Marreese Speights JapaneseWarCrimes 146 points 6 hours ago

top 10 NBA goon of all time? is there a list for this?

勇士球迷:能进联盟史上十大脏货名单吗?有名单么?

[–]Celtics Mexter-Dorgan 136 points 6 hours ago

I always figured the list was:

1-10: Bill Laimbeer

凯尔特人球迷:我一直都以为这个名单是这样的:1到10位全都是比尔-兰比尔。

[–]Larry Kleist711 47 points 6 hours ago

Kurt Rambis, Charles Oakley, and Rick Mahorn are somewhere on the list.

这份名单上应该有科特-兰比斯、查尔斯-奥克利和里克-马洪。

[–]Bucks SuperRedditLand 37 points 6 hours ago

Bruce Bowen

雄鹿球迷:布鲁斯-鲍文。

[–]Cavs2018_Champs 143 points 6 hours ago

Zaza

扎扎。

————————

来源:Reddit

编译:云长刮个痧

美帝键盘侠—歪果仁精彩评论汇总