【键盘侠】泰伦-卢成湖人新帅首选|这是要组建洛杉矶骑士?

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【键盘侠】泰伦-卢成湖人新帅首选|这是要组建洛杉矶骑士?

[Wojnarowski] Ty Lue is a strong frontrunner for the Lakers coaching job, league sources tell ESPN.

据NBA名记Woj报道称,有联盟消息源告诉ESPN,泰伦-卢是湖人下任主帅人选的强势领跑者。

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[–]Lakers Paranoides 3285 points 13 hours ago

You got to be kidding me

湖人球迷:搁这儿跟我扯犊子呢

[–][SAS] Tim Duncan wazupbro 8 points 13 hours ago

Why the hell is Ty Lue a front runner. Are there no better coaches available? Is Ty Lue the league sources

马刺球迷:特么凭啥泰伦-卢就成领跑者了呢?市面上没有更好的教练可找了吗?难道那个“联盟消息源”就是泰伦-卢本人?

[–]Spurs ToinouAngel 7 points 13 hours ago

Is Ty Lue the league sources

I can't stop laughing, holy shit haha!

马刺球迷:“难道那个联盟消息源就是泰伦-卢本人?”

你特么怕是要笑死我,哈哈哈

[–]Mavericks Jyoung59 416 points 13 hours ago

Life really is a circle

独行侠球迷:人生真是个轮回啊。

[–][ATL] Paul Millsap Jfklikeskfc 1873 points 13 hours ago

If y’all sign Lue it will be the happiest moment of my life. He’s the greatest meme coach in NBA history

老鹰球迷:如果湖人签下了泰伦-卢,那就是我人生中最高兴的时刻。卢就是NBA史上最能造梗的主教练。

[–]Lakers letsgolakers24 544 points 12 hours ago

Don’t disrespect Byron Scott, my tank commander, like that

湖人球迷:你这话就是不把我拜伦-斯科特放在眼里了,他可是我的摆烂指挥官。

[–]Clippers ToasterHands 363 points 12 hours ago

Byron Scott was much more boring. Ty Lue is a meme machine

快船球迷:拜伦-斯科特可无趣多了。而泰伦-卢就是表情包之王。

[–]Raptors ThaNorth 65 points 12 hours ago

It would be even better if Rondo, Lance, and JaVale were still on the team next year.

猛龙球迷:要是隆多、史蒂芬森和麦基下赛季还在湖人那就更妙了。

[–]friendbuddypalchief 16 points 9 hours ago

Bring Nick Young back after off-season training with Gilbert Arenas, who then becomes the strength and conditioning coach. Gil would also be a great mentor for whatever remains of the young core.

休赛期再把尼克-杨找回来,让阿里纳斯做体能教练带他。而且大将军对于湖人队内剩下那帮年轻核心球员来说,会是个很棒的导师的。

[–]West denali4eva 132 points 12 hours ago

I hope the Lakers sign JR Smith next.

我希望湖人接下来把JR-史密斯签下。

[–]Trail Blazers zipzog 33 points 13 hours ago

Someone tell the Lakers to hide their soup.

开拓者球迷:麻烦哪个哥们儿让湖人把汤藏起来。(JR曾将一碗滚烫的热汤泼向骑士助教……)

[–]IguessthatsAname 38 points 9 hours ago

Melo plz

还有甜瓜也要啊

[–]Lakers lakerswiz 2516 points 13 hours ago

Imagine if we signed Kyrie lol

We'd be the Cavs again. Exactly what Magic said he didn't want.

湖人球迷:要是我们签下欧文你们敢想吗,哈哈哈

那我们就是骑士了。这正是魔术师之前说他不想看到的。

[–]76ers Immynimmy 34 points 13 hours ago

Well whatever the fuck Magic wanted this year was a disaster so maybe doing the opposite would yield actual results

76人球迷:行了,管特么魔术师之前是咋想的呢,湖人这个赛季已经是一场灾难了,所以也许反其道而行之能起到效果呢。

[–]Trail Blazers zipzog 80 points 13 hours ago

I thought about that. How insane would that be?

开拓者球迷:我也想过这个,要是成真了,那有多疯狂啊?

[–]Cavaliers LordHyperBowser 30 points 12 hours ago

I would shoot myself.

骑士球迷:那我要枪毙自己。

[–]Pistons Knoxicutioner 1358 points 13 hours ago

Well Magic for sure didn't know what he wanted haha

活塞球迷:行吧,魔术师以前肯定是不知道自己想要什么的,哈哈哈

[–]Jon Everhart 411 points 13 hours ago

And why exactly would he not want the main two pieces that won a recent championship anyway??

而且他为啥会不想要最近赢得总冠军的非勇士球队里的两个主要拼图呢?

[–]Celtics necessaryhereditary 242 points 12 hours ago

Except the most important one will be 35

凯尔特人球迷:只是那块最重要的拼图就要35了。

[–]MrTugsALot 7 points 12 hours ago

35 but still has some of the best stats

是35了,可是有些数据还是联盟顶级的。

[–][CLE] Cedi Osman ____jelly_time____ 200 points 12 hours ago*

It's still the best plan. LeBron will be 35 no matter who they get. AD can come the following year and 36 yo LeBron might actually win a chip.

edit: I'm assuming AD comes in FA in 2020. LeBron will be 36 for the majority of the 20-21 season.

骑士球迷:湖人引进欧文还算是最佳方案。不管湖人引进谁,詹姆斯都要35了。再等一年等来戴维斯,那时36岁的詹姆斯也许真能赢得总冠军。

编辑:我假设戴维斯2020年进入自由市场。等到20/21赛季,詹姆斯那会儿都36了。

[–]76ers 0ut0fBoundsException 157 points 12 hours ago*

sign Kyrie, and trade literally everyone for AD?

Starters: LeBron, Kyrie, AD, Melo, and Alex Caruso

Bench: Jonathan Williams, Travis Wear, Spencer Hawes, Andre Ingram, Robert Heyer, Justin Harper, Derek Griffin, Marcus Allen, Jeffrey Carroll...

76人球迷:签下欧文,然后拿几乎整支队去换戴维斯?

首发:詹姆斯、欧文、戴维斯、甜瓜和卡鲁索

替补:乔纳森-威廉姆斯、特拉维斯-维尔、斯宾塞-霍伊斯、安德烈-英格拉姆、罗伯特-海耶尔、贾斯汀-哈泊尔、德雷克-格里芬、马库斯-阿伦、杰弗里-卡罗尔……

[–]Trained Explains 139 points 12 hours ago

You're probably somewhat joking here, but you don't think that if they had LeBron, Kyrie and AD they'd be able to sign a few good vet minimum contracts?

或许是开玩笑,可是难道你真不觉得,一支拥有詹姆斯、欧文和戴维斯的球队能够底薪签下几个优质老将吗?

[–]76ers 0ut0fBoundsException 118 points 12 hours ago

That's a lot more realistic, but a lot less funny.

That big three would be ridiculous, and every ring chasing vet would want in, especially because there would be playing time available. Not to mention LeBron's connections and friendships around the league

Edit: if the Lakers pulled that off, they'd be the only team that's talked about all fucking season, the GM would be handed Executive of the year.

76人球迷:那就现实多了,可是就没那么有意思了。

那种三巨头阵容应该是很了不得的,每个想拿冠军的老将都会想加入的,因为他们还能打。更别提老詹在联盟的人脉和友情了。

编辑:如果湖人真组成了这么一支球队,那他们将会是唯一一支整个赛季都特么被大家谈论的球队,他们的总经理可以拿赛季最佳经理了.

[–]Nlyles2 77 points 13 hours ago

I'd honestly love it. LeBron/Kyrie/AD with Ty as the coach and KD off the warriors could be back-to-back champs

说实话,我喜欢。詹姆斯、欧文和戴维斯,再加上卢做教练,杜兰特再离开勇士,那也许能连拿两个冠军啊。

[–]Raptors ThaNorth 84 points 12 hours ago

Imagine if LeBron and Kyrie both leave Cleveland, Ty gets fired, they all reunite in LA and Love is stuck in Cleveland hell by himself, lol.

猛龙球迷:要是离开克利夫兰的詹姆斯和欧文,真的和被骑士炒掉的卢在洛杉矶重聚了,而乐福还在克利夫兰不得脱身,那会是怎样的局面,哈哈哈哈

[–]Warriors Great_Chairman_Mao 29 points 10 hours ago

That's like all the roommates except one moving out and into another place together. Just to avoid that one roommate.

That's the petty college move right there.

勇士球迷:这就像是你其他室友都搬出去然后再找个地方住到一起,就为了躲你。这基本就是大学时代的操作了。

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[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns KAT-MoreLikeGOAT 218 points 13 hours ago

Oh my God

森林狼球迷:我的天呐。

[–]Timberwolves BF3FAN1 545 points 13 hours ago

LMFAOOO

森林狼球迷:这特么笑死老子了。

[–]Raptors chicogarciamarquez[ ] 212 points 13 hours ago

Don't you disrespect an nba champion coach

猛龙球迷:可不能这么不尊重一个NBA冠军教头。

[–]Nuggets Guardax 80 points 13 hours ago

We'll never run out of Lakers content

掘金球迷:湖人的热闹永远看不完啊。

[–]Nlyles2 21 points 13 hours ago

They truly are the greatest meme machine of all time

他们真的是史上最强段子队。

[–]Lakers lakerswiz 69 points 13 hours ago

Oh God. He's even a former Laker. Still giving out that Lakers bias and love lmao.

湖人球迷:天呐,卢还是个前湖人球员,对湖人仍有偏爱,哈哈哈

[–]Raptors brandonasaur 2941 points 13 hours ago

Weird ring just fell out of my mouth wtf

猛龙球迷:有奇怪的戒指刚从我嘴里掉出来了,我尼玛

(17年11月骑士对阵老鹰,场边喊战术的泰伦-卢情急之下将口中的戒指喷出……)

[–][BOS] Jayson Tatum Droppin_DimesSP 1403 points 13 hours ago

We live in a fucjing simulation

凯尔特人球迷:我们这特么是住在虚拟世界啊。

[–]Lakers Futtbucker612 287 points 13 hours ago

I don’t even know what to think anymore lol

湖人球迷:我甚至都不知道该作何感想了,哈哈哈

[–]Nlyles2 13 points 13 hours ago

Think NBA championships baby

那就想想NBA冠军吧,亲

[–][POR] Damian Lillard kenedy77 44 points 13 hours ago

You had a brief 30 seconds of relief and hope before this bombshell was dropped

开拓者球迷:在这颗炸弹扔下来之前,你们还有30秒的轻松时间。

[–][LAL] Luol Deng SpecialDistribution 2221 points 13 hours ago

KYRIE TO LA

TRADE FOR KLOVE

CHAMPIONSHIP

湖人球迷:欧文来洛杉矶。

再交易来乐福。

冠军!

[–][TOR] Hakeem Olajuwon DirtyDanoTho 8 points 13 hours ago

4. SIGN DAVID GRIFFIN AS POBO

5. PICK UP MOZGOV ONCE HE'S WAIVED

猛龙球迷:4、签下大卫-格里芬当总经理

5、等到莫兹戈夫被裁就签下他。

[–]Celtics Rrypl 90 points 13 hours ago

Pack your bags, Kevin Love.

凯尔特人球迷:赶快收拾行李吧,乐福。

[–]tabberdehut 16 points 12 hours ago

Channing Frye coming out of retirement

弗莱也要复出了。

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[–]Cavaliers vitale333 41 points 13 hours ago

So it begins

骑士球迷:开始了。

[–]Suns i-am-the-law-bitch 104 points 13 hours ago

THE BEST TIMELINE AHAHAH

太阳球迷:这是最好的时间线,哈哈哈

[–]Pacers Beef_Lizard 97 points 12 hours ago*

Lue's coaching career path has been amazing. Fall ass first into coaching a title winning team, get out right when they get bad, then Land one of the most prestigious jobs in all of sports.

It's almost Forrest Gump-ian.

步行者球迷:泰伦-卢的执教生涯轨迹一直都很神奇啊。先是执教了一支冠军球队,等到他们不行的时候走人,接着又要去体育界最负盛名的球队之一任职。

这就是阿甘啊。

[–]Thunder thebestonenz 26 points 12 hours ago

LeBron's looking after him.

雷霆球迷:詹姆斯一直在罩着他。

[–]76ers Ish_but_the_1st_time 161 points 13 hours ago

I can't wait to hear Windhorst explain how LeBron had nothing to do with getting Ty Lue hired.

76人球迷:我等不及听到Windhorst(NBA名记)出来解释说,詹姆斯和球队任用泰伦-卢没有任何关系。

[–][NYK] Mitchell Robinson thedarkonesarehere 937 points 13 hours ago

LEGM RETURNS

尼克斯球迷:经理詹回来了。

[–][PHI] Markelle Fultz DutchEnglish 167 points 13 hours ago

Long may he reign

76人球迷:吾皇万岁。

[–]Warriors Me_talking 16 points 13 hours ago

"Hey Coach, nice to see you again!"

"It's nice to see you too Ty!"

勇士球迷:“嘿教练,很高兴再次见到你。”

“卢,看到你我也很高兴。”

[–]Lakers Futtbucker612 574 points 13 hours ago

He’s probably gonna make himself the president of basketball ops

湖人球迷:也许詹姆斯要成篮球运营总裁了。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rose thatdude0125 23 points 13 hours ago

Cleveland Lakers

公牛球迷:克利夫兰湖人。

[–][CLE] Kyle Korver kajkajete 9 points 13 hours ago

*Los Angeles Cavaliers.

骑士球迷:明明是洛杉矶骑士。

[–]Lebron MissWCPlayoffs 222 points 13 hours ago

lEbRoN hAs ZeRo InFlUeNcE oN fRoNt OfFiCe DeCiSiOnS. yOu GuYs ArE jUsT hAtErS

“詹姆斯对球队管理层的决策没有任何影响力,你们就是些喷子。”

[–][CLE] Kyrie Irving Somali_Kamikaze 83 points 13 hours ago

These are the same guys who'll argue that LeBron never had a good coach even though that's never been a concern of his throughout his career.

骑士球迷:同样是说这话的人,他们还说詹姆斯从没遇到过一个好教练,虽说这对詹姆斯问题不大。

[–]Raptors DavidKirk2000 71 points 13 hours ago

If people say he’s never had a good coach, they’re idiots. If someone says he’s never had a great coach, then that’s more debatable. His best coach ever was Spo, but he isn’t an alltime great coach, which is something that basically every top ten player has had for a time.

猛龙球迷:如果有人说詹姆斯从未遇到过好教练,那他就是蠢货。如果有人说他从未遇到过一个顶级教练,那还有的聊。詹姆斯遇到的最好的教练是斯波尔斯特拉,可是他还不是那种历史顶级教练。基本每个前十球员都会在顶级教练手下打过球。

[–]Warriors court_in_the_street 51 points 13 hours ago

He’s had every chance to go to a team with a great coach if he’d wanted to.

勇士球迷:如果他愿意的话,他是完全由机会去一支有着顶尖教练的球队的。

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