【键盘侠】马刺险胜掘金|大脑门子就是无所不能!

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【键盘侠】马刺险胜掘金|大脑门子就是无所不能!

[Post Game Thread] The San Antonio Spurs (1-0) defeat the Denver Nuggets (0-1) 101-96 and steal home court advantage.

【赛后帖】圣安东尼奥马刺以101-96击败丹佛掘金,抢得主场优势。

德罗赞18分12篮板6助攻、怀特16分3篮板5助攻、阿尔德里奇15分8篮板、福布斯15分5篮板、珀尔特尔6分6篮板、盖伊14分6篮板、贝里内利8分4篮板2助攻、贝尔坦斯5分2助攻、米尔斯4分2篮板3助攻;哈里斯20分3篮板、穆雷17分2篮板、巴顿15分10篮板、米尔萨普12分4篮板、约基奇10分14篮板14助攻、比斯利10分3篮板、克雷格6分4篮板、普拉姆利4分6篮板3助攻、莫里斯2分5助攻。

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[–]Thunder thatoneguy847 412 points 4 hours ago

Derrick white commited murder and ruined the Nuggets hopes and dreams

雷霆球迷:怀特这是“谋杀”啊,摧毁了掘金的希望和梦想

[–]Hornets sv_trader 1077 points 4 hours ago

derrick white: MVP

黄蜂球迷:德里克-怀特:MVP。

[–]Spurs PoonGo0n 20 points 4 hours ago

THE GREAT FOREHEAD makes his presence known!

马刺球迷:大脑门子找到了存在感!

[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball bobberr 77 points 5 hours ago

HIS FOREHEAD IS GETTING BIGGER

湖人球迷:他的脑门子越来越大了!!

[–]Spurs TCLA382 57 points 4 hours ago

Well played, I ain't even mad. Spurs guards and hair loss go hand in hand.

马刺球迷:说得好,我都不生气。我刺的后卫总是要掉头发的。

[–][SAS] Davis Bertans Eddie5pi 701 points 5 hours ago

DERRICK WHITE CAN DO ANYTHING HE WANTS

马刺球迷:德里克-怀特无所不能!!!

[–]Warriors CarlSaganBrianCox 520 points 4 hours ago*

Derrick White's steal to ice the game was clutch af.

勇士球迷:怀特那个终结比赛的抢断也是关键的一匹啊。

[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 282 points 4 hours ago

The slam and the steal. Great game from him

国王球迷:那个暴扣和抢断,他这场打得太好了。

[–][SAS] Patty Mills Isak_Svensson 97 points 4 hours ago

Derrick White could shoot me in the street and I'd thank him

马刺球迷:怀特可以当街射我,我还会感谢他。

[–]Spurs DummyMcStupid 37 points 3 hours ago

My guy could shoot in me and I'd thank him.

马刺球迷:我哥们儿可以内射我,我还会感谢他。

[–]Thunder boldmoney 97 points 4 hours ago*

Such a smart play being aggressive and going for the steal. You probably want to foul anyway up by 3 so might as well be extra aggressive.

Crazy amount of awareness for such a young player.

雷霆球迷:怀特那个抢断很有攻击性,太聪明了。也许你想领先三分反正都要犯规,倒不如再冒险些。

这个年轻球员的比赛意识太好了。

[–][SAS] Danny Green diffeqmaster 76 points 4 hours ago

He's composed all of the time.

Fox Sports SW commentator Bill Land says "White is almost better under pressure."

Derrick White says "What the hell is pressure?"

马刺球迷:他一直都很淡定。

福克斯体育的评论员比尔-兰德说“怀特在压力下更强。”

怀特说“特么压力是啥?”

[–]Warriors manliestdino 134 points 4 hours ago*

I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS WHEN YOU TOLD ME DERRICK WHITE WAS THE TRUTH HOLY MOLY WHAT A PLAY AT THE END OF THE GAME

勇士球迷:你们之前告诉我说怀特就是真理的时候我还不信,我勒个去,他在比赛最后时刻的表现太关键了。

[–]Rockets recursion8 27 points 4 hours ago

How bout that poster on Milsap too! Shit was filthy

火箭球迷:迎着米尔萨普的那记隔扣呢!那特么很变态啊!

[–][SAS] Alvin Robertson _JPG97_ 589 points 5 hours ago

Legitimately one of the most monstrous dunks I've seen

马刺球迷:真算是我见过最让人震惊的扣篮之一了。

[–]Heat flatvinnie 20 points 5 hours ago

THAT WAS FUCKING SICK!!!!

热火球迷:那记隔扣真尼玛变态!!!

[–]Pistons RomeluBukkake 162 points 5 hours ago

Reminded me of Wade on Varejao

活塞球迷:让我想起了韦德隔扣瓦莱乔。

[–]Spurs Zeeevil 118 points 4 hours ago

Ginobili on Bosh.

马刺球迷:吉诺比利隔扣波什。

[–][MIA] Justise Winslow DionWaiteress 35 points 5 hours ago

Ok let’s not go that far now lol

热火球迷:行了,咱们也别扯远了,哈哈哈

[–]Lakers mrsunshine2012 1421 points 5 hours ago

Where the fuck did that come from... That's gotta be the best dunk by a Spur in a long time lol

湖人球迷:那记暴扣特么是怎么出现的啊……绝对是马刺长时间以来的最佳扣篮了,哈哈哈

[–]Spurs LocalPharmacist 181 points 5 hours ago

The best since Corey Joseph. It’s top 5 all time. But Duncan embarrassing Chris Anderson a few years ago is the tops. Kawhi on Ibaka, and Ginobili on the entire Heat team.

马刺球迷:应该是自科里-约瑟夫之后的最佳。也是队史前五了。可邓肯几年前让克里斯-安德森难堪的那记扣篮也在前列。还有莱昂纳德暴扣伊巴卡,吉诺比利暴扣热火全队。

[–]Thunder boukaman 14 points 4 hours ago

Y’all forgetting DeRozan on giannis

雷霆球迷:你们都忘了德罗赞对字母哥的暴扣。

[–][MIN] Fred Hoiberg Infin1tySlay3r 1268 points 5 hours ago

He gathered enough forehead energy to release it in the form of that dunk

森林狼球迷:怀特积蓄了足够的脑门之力,然后再那记扣篮中释放出来了。

[–][SAS] Boris Diaw severusssblackkk 50 points 5 hours ago

Paul Millsap just experienced the event horizon first hand. Good Lord.

马刺球迷:米尔萨普还是以第一视角经历了这起“惨案”。我的天呐。

[–][POR] Jusuf Nurkic Kazekid 138 points 5 hours ago

RIP MILLSAP

开拓者球迷:安息吧,米尔萨普。

[–]Clippers HappyClippersFan 110 points 5 hours ago

THE WHITE WALKERS ARE COMING

快船球迷:异鬼来临!

[–]Spurs dan_dirik 700 points 5 hours ago

Spurs were 1/9 that quarter.

White had enough of that shit.

马刺球迷:马刺那节9中1,怀特那是卯足了劲儿啊。

[–]Spurs Mattsasse 81 points 5 hours ago

Wait till we start giving Lonnie minutes. That dude can soar.

马刺球迷:等着我们让朗尼-沃克出马吧,那家伙也能飞。

[–][DET] Andre Drummond Bbzk001 60 points 4 hours ago

Ok now imagine how high he can go after he improves his aerodynamics by shaving his head

活塞球迷:行,咱们就等着看他理发之后加强对空气动力学的理解,能飞多高吧。

[–]Spurs YourUndoing 13 points 4 hours ago

Naw, the hair is like a wing. It helps generate extra lift. Why do you think he can soar so high?

马刺球迷:不,他的头发就像翅膀,有助于产生额外的上升力。不然你以为他凭啥这么能跳的?

[–]Spurs kanyeguisada 219 points 4 hours ago*

He's been like that all year for us. He's gonna be something special, and we got him with a 29th pick.

edit: since this got traction, to add: if our starting PG DeJounte Murray (expecting his own break-out season) hadn't sadly been injured for the entire year (torn ACL), Derrick wouldn't have gotten nearly the minutes he did. He was asked to step up out of the blue into a big role this year and he delivered all season long and became a starter. And in his first playoff start obviously delivered once again tonight.

马刺球迷:怀特这个赛季都是这种表现。他会是个人物的,我们可是用29号签选中了他。

编辑:补充几句:如果我们的首发控卫德章泰-穆雷(期待着他的爆发季)当初不是因伤报销的话,怀特不会有这么多的出场时间。他这个赛季被委以重任,整个赛季都有稳定表现,然后成了首发。很显然,他今晚的首次季后赛首发依然靠谱。

[–]freewilly666 188 points 4 hours ago

This is the most Spurs thing ever and it's fantastic.

这是最马刺的故事了,真美妙。

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[–]Raptors DeMVP_DeMar 18 points 4 hours ago

3/4 of the top seeds lost today.

猛龙球迷:今天上半区球队4支有三支输球了。

[–][TOR] Juan Dixon jstndnl 100 points 4 hours ago

Today's the day of upsets: Philly got upset, Toronto got upset, Denver got upset, and we're all upset that Golden State won...

猛龙球迷:今天就是爆冷之日啊:费城被爆冷,多伦多被爆冷,丹佛被爆冷,我们都被金州的胜利爆冷……

[–][POR] Joel Przybilla 7RipCity7 265 points 4 hours ago

Leave it to the warriors to be the one team to stop us from having a full day of chaos. SMH so selfish.

开拓者球迷:本来今天是乱成一锅粥的,就是勇士搅了局。哎,太“自私”了。

[–][BOS] Shaquille O'Neal gda19 676 points 4 hours ago

Who says the spurs couldnt win on the road

凯尔特人球迷:谁说马刺不能在客场赢球的?

[–]Lakers Palifaith 640 points 4 hours ago

Denver's master plan at the end of the regular season is not playing out so well so far.

湖人球迷:丹佛在常规赛尾声的这盘大棋看来目前下的不咋样啊。

[–]puti3051 39 points 4 hours ago

Stupid Denver “Atlanta Hawks” Nuggets tried hard to avoid Rockets and acted like winning championship, then lose to Spurs in the 1st round

愚蠢的丹佛“老鹰”队之前费那么大心思就为了避开火箭,搞得像赢了总冠军一样,然后就得在首轮输给马刺。

[–]Bucks inhalteueberwinden 53 points 4 hours ago

I mean it's one game. Save this take for if they actually lose the series.

雄鹿球迷:我觉得吧,这才一场比赛而已。这话还是等到他们真输了系列赛再说吧、

[–]Lakers Futtbucker612 283 points 4 hours ago

I swear to god I went to the bathroom in the third quarter, took a nice long dump, wiped and checked the score and it didn’t change

湖人球迷:我发誓,第三节我去厕所美美的上了个大号,洗个手出来看比分,并没有改变。

[–]Lakers FakeFactFan 32 points 4 hours ago

People who overlook the Playoff Pop Factor

湖人球迷:有些人忽视了季后赛里的波波因素。

[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwon goat0 50 points 4 hours ago

greatest coach of all time

火箭球迷:史上最伟大的教练。

[–][POR] Damian Lillard Familyguy35 48 points 4 hours ago

Their little plan isn't going as planned. HEHEHE. Glad to see LMA still balling. Miss him so much

开拓者球迷:掘金的小算盘没能如愿啊。呵呵呵。看到阿德仍然打得好我很开心,很想他。

[–]Supersonics FairyEnchantedDildo 31 points 4 hours ago

I think Denver wanted OKC or Clippers.

Both of those teams would have been an easier match up for Denver even though I still believe Denver can win this series.

超音速球迷:我觉得丹佛之前是想碰雷霆或者快船的。

虽说我仍然相信掘金能赢下这轮系列赛,但是要是碰到雷霆或快船的话,应该会更容易。

[–][SAS] LaMarcus Aldridge desubeast 2142 points 4 hours ago2

YOU WANTED US, YOU GOT US MOTHERFUCKERS

马刺球迷:之前是你们想碰我们的,现在你们得偿所愿啦,小婊砸们。

[–]Spurs PoonGo0n 723 points 4 hours ago

Pop ran so much shit tonight that he never ran during the regular season. Uh oh them Nuggs are in troubleeeeeeeeeee

马刺球迷:波波维奇今晚四处走动,常规赛可不是这样的。掘金碰上大麻烦咯。

[–]Love__Scars 218 points 4 hours ago

Leonard in shambles

莱昂纳德心里苦啊。

[–]Bulls noneym86 131 points 4 hours ago

Leonard to SA who says no?

公牛球迷:莱昂纳德去马刺,谁反对?

[–][SAS] Manu Ginobili Primid47 229 points 4 hours ago

Uncle Dennis

马刺球迷:丹尼斯大舅。

[–]Knicks alexyxray 50 points 4 hours ago

I've been dreaming of a timeline where Kawhi loses in the 1st or 2nd round and the Spurs make the WCF and he feels dumb

尼克斯球迷:我一直都想看到这么一幕,就是莱昂纳德在季后赛首轮或次轮出局,而马刺进入西决,然后卡哇伊觉得自己很蠢。

[–]VeryOddKalanchoe 19 points 4 hours ago

Hell yeah brother

没错啊,老铁!

[–]Spurs tlo6 61 points 4 hours ago

Be afraid if we ever do actually miss the playoffs

马刺球迷:我还真担心我们是不是真会无缘季后赛。

[–][GSW] Klay Thompson Breaking_Darkness 52 points 4 hours ago

If Spurs ever miss the playoffs, it means another dynasty's around the corner.

勇士球迷:如果马刺无缘季后赛了,这就意味着另一个王朝球队要崛起了。

[–]Spurs adonutforeveryone 41 points 4 hours ago

Or an asteroid has struck the planet.

马刺球迷:或者是一颗小行星撞上地球了。

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[–]Pacers TheBoilerCat 207 points 4 hours ago

Denver’s execution in the final minute was painful to watch.

步行者球迷:丹佛在最后时刻的执行力真是难看啊。

[–][POR] Jusuf Nurkic Kazekid 36 points 4 hours ago

Now we find out how valuable playoff experience is

开拓者球迷:现在知道季后赛经验有多宝贵了吧。

[–][MEM] Mike Conley Username3009 129 points 4 hours ago

If anyone ever wondered how important playoff experience truly is, they can watch the end of this game.

灰熊球迷:如果有人还不知道季后赛经验有多重要的话,他们可以看看这场比赛的最后时刻。

[–]Spurs madhare09 66 points 4 hours ago

Are we also pretending bryn and derrick have a ton of experience though?

马刺球迷:难道福布斯和怀特的季后赛经验很丰富?

[–][SAS] Robert Horry Sweatycocks 52 points 4 hours ago

They've spent the last 2 years surrounded by champions and the greatest coaching staff around... Their experience for their time in the league is going to carry a lot more weight than your average rookie deal player.

马刺球迷:他俩过去两个赛季都是和冠军球员、最佳教练团队混在一起的……他们所获取的经验可比一般菜鸟球员重要得多。

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown OrangeKookie 151 points 4 hours ago

A young, upstart team is the exact type of matchup San Antonio would want to pull off a playoff upset. Pop is going to dominate Malone and exploit the shit out of Denver's inexperience

凯尔特人球迷:一支年轻的处于上升期的球队正是圣安东尼奥希望在季后赛碰到的。波波维奇将会支配马龙,死戳丹佛经验不足的弱点。

[–]Knicks pentrutaramea 117 points 4 hours ago

Dominate? Idk about that. This game was very close. No team truly 'dominated'. The Nuggets have a great squad and I'm sure this series will be close throughout. Might go the full length.

Really impressed that Spurs took an away game though. That's crucial.

尼克斯球迷:支配?这我说不清楚。这场比赛比分是非常接近的。没有那支球队真的“支配”了谁。掘金的阵容很强,我相信这轮系列赛会很胶着。或许会打满七场。

不过马刺拿走一场客场胜利真的了不起。这很关键。

[–]Heat Number333 700 points 4 hours ago

Yikes that was a brutal end to the game for Murray. 8/24 from the field. 0/6 from 3.

热火球迷:比赛最后时刻对穆雷来说太残忍了。他全场24中8,三分6中0.

[–]Grizzlies ottershavemorefun 14 points 4 hours ago

Only Harris looked ready for the moment. Neither Murray nor Jokic.

灰熊球迷:只有哈里斯准备好了这种场面。穆雷和约基奇都没准备好。

[–][NYK] Tracy McGrady HoboWithAGlock 220 points 4 hours ago

Dude is gonna have a rough night.

尼克斯球迷:穆雷今晚会很难熬的。

[–]Celtics fakercmn 46 points 4 hours ago

Plus 0 assists

凯尔特人球迷:他还一个助攻都没。

[–]Heat disconomis 64 points 4 hours ago

Dude 100% needs to recognize when to start passing it around some more. Couldn’t believe his volume down the stretch

热火球迷:这哥们儿必须得分清什么时候把球更多地运转起来。他在关键时刻的出手让人不敢相信。

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 121 points 4 hours ago

Still better than Lowry at least.

独行侠球迷:至少还是比洛瑞强吧。

[–]Watchadoinfoo 49 points 4 hours ago

No where is safe for lowry

洛瑞没有容身之地啊。

[–][NYK] Qyntel Woods Blacramento 65 points 4 hours ago*

I don't know about that.

Jamal Murray had a +/- of +7.

Nowhere close to Lowry's elite +11

尼克斯球迷:这就不知道了。

穆雷正负值+7,这和洛瑞的+11差得远啊。

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[–]Celtics 1337speak 44 points 4 hours ago

Spurs still a threat in the playoffs.. After all of these decades.

凯尔特人球迷:这都一二十年了,马刺到了季后赛仍然很有威胁啊。

[–]76ers Mikey_Bagadonuts 12 points 4 hours ago

tbh they've got a solid group of vets and God coaching them

76人球迷:说实话,他们那堆老将很靠谱,而且上帝在执教他们。

[–]Bulls dude8254 239 points 4 hours ago

I was so impressed with DeRozan’s performance in the fourth. He seemed hesitant and was forcing questionable shots for a lot of the game, but he made several big shots down the stretch and created several more through his passing and penetration. The Spurs offense seemed stagnant for most of the second half when the ball wasn’t in his hands. I hope he continues this trend and repairs the reputation he’s gained for underperforming in the playoffs.

公牛球迷:德罗赞在第四节的表现还是让我印象深刻的。他很多时候貌似很犹豫,有些出手都是疑惑被动的,可是他在关键时刻命中了几个大心脏投篮,还通过他的助攻的突破创造了几次机会。下半场当他没拿球时,马刺的进攻貌似停滞了。我希望他能保持这种势头,扭转自己季后赛不行的名声。

[–]Spurs Spurer 145 points 4 hours ago

Lead the team in points, assists and rebounds. And played good defense. Plus some clutch shots and assists late in the game.

马刺球迷:他的得分、助攻和篮板都是队内最多。而且防守也很好。最后时刻还有关键的投篮和助攻。

[–]Spurs gbeezy09 22 points 4 hours ago

That’s my dad

马刺球迷:那是我爸爸。

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