【键盘侠】鹈鹕得到状元签|拿锡安换浓眉的美梦落空了

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【键盘侠】鹈鹕得到状元签|浓眉或留队或去湖人?

[Charania] Top 4 picks in the 2019 NBA draft: 1. Pelicans 2. Grizzlies 3. Knicks 4. Lakers. New Orleans has opportunity to draft Zion Williamson.

2019年NBA乐透区选秀顺位如下:1、鹈鹕;2、灰熊;3、尼克斯;4、湖人。新奥尔良鹈鹕有机会选中锡安。

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[–][MIA] Dwyane Wade Deja-Vu-Virus 535 points an hour ago

DROPPED A NUKE

热火球迷:这是扔了一颗炸弹啊!

[–][BRK] Rodions Kurucs Expulsure 763 points an hour ago

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

篮网球迷:这是我见过的最妙的事情。

[–]Raptors ShadowBlaDerp 167 points an hour ago

if you wanna make God laugh, tell em your plans

猛龙球迷:如果你想逗笑上帝,那就把你的计划告诉他。(原话出自伍迪-艾伦)

[–]Hawks WrongTetrisBlock 857 points an hour ago

That was the absolute funniest outcome I've ever seen for this

老鹰球迷:这绝对是我见过的最有意思的乐透区抽签结果。

[–]Lakers sporkyspoony88 139 points an hour ago

Everyone caught up on 14% probability of winning the lottery but forget that you've got a 86% chance of losing.

湖人球迷:某支球队觉得自己有14%的概率赢得乐透签,可是却忘了,你还有86%的概率失去它啊

[–]Lakers redaka0 75 points 58 minutes ago

It was pretty ironic since people kept talking about Zion being traded to New Orleans anyways.

湖人球迷:大家之前一直说锡安不管怎样都会被交易到鹈鹕去换浓眉,现在这个结果真是很讽刺了。

[–]Suns BigCountryBumgarner 1042 points an hour ago

Lol

太阳球迷:呵呵呵呵

[–]Suns CCCPironCurtain 621 points an hour ago

Fuck us I guess.

太阳球迷:我们被搞了。

[–]Hornets AlphaNathan 260 points an hour ago

We didn't tank, we're just bad!.

黄蜂球迷:“我们没有摆烂啊,我们确实是菜啊!”

[–]Suns Tankwagon fireinmysky 52 points an hour ago

Bro.... fade me

太阳球迷:老铁……了断我吧

[–]canaltuna 17 points an hour ago

You guys got absolutely fucked by the new system

你们肯定是被新规则阴了

[–][MIL] Giannis Antetokounmpo WIN011 98 points an hour ago

I’m so sorry

雄鹿球迷:替太阳难过啊

[–]Hawks Maczuna 1219 points an hour ago

Lol what a waste of a zion

老鹰球迷:哈哈哈哈,这真是浪费了锡安的能力

[–][POR] Brandon Roy NevermoreSEA 743 points an hour ago

He looks genuinely disappointed lol.

开拓者球迷:貌似他看着真挺失望的

[–]Knicks PorzingisDingus 464 points an hour ago

Zion looks like he wants to kill himself

尼克斯球迷:锡安一幅生无可恋的样子

[–]Knicks hwarang_ 283 points an hour ago

Dude was like "it's not clear where I'll end up". Sorry, bro. You're a Pel. No fucking doubt about it.

尼克斯球迷:这小老弟一脸的“我去哪儿还没个说法啊”。对不住了,老弟,你是鹈鹕的人了。

[–]Raptors drasilking 321 points an hour ago

Knicks on suicide watch

猛龙球迷:尼克斯想死的心都有了。

[–]Knicks hwarang_ 69 points an hour ago

We've been dead for years, bruh.

尼克斯球迷:老哥,我们已经死了好些年了。

[–]canaltuna 281 points an hour ago

More like Bulls

看看人家公牛。

[–]Intelligent_Fap 68 points an hour ago

I was fully prepared to not get the #1 pick. I was content to not get the 2nd.

But 7th?!?!!!?

God fucking dammit.

拿不到状元签我是完全准备好的,哪怕没拿到榜眼签我也没啥意见。

可是居然就是个7号秀???!!!

真尼玛哔了狗了啊!

[–]Bulls Seal_Team69 152 points an hour ago

Can confirm. Fucking SHITTTT

公牛球迷:没毛病,瞎JB搞。

[–]Knicks ChrispyPotatochips 35 points an hour ago

Bruuuh we get Morant/RJ. I don't even know what will Cavs and Suns pick.

尼克斯球迷:老哥,我们还能得到莫兰特或者是巴雷特呢。我都不知道骑士和太阳的签还能选谁。

[–]Knicks samuelkelly 25 points an hour ago

Yeh top 3 we good, look at what happened to the other tankers. We got off light.

尼克斯球迷:是啊,咱们前三顺位可以了。看看其他的摆烂球队,我们算是走运了。

[–]Bucks mcgivro 1056 points an hour ago

Holy fuck!!!!

Zion and Ja to the West

雄鹿球迷:我勒个擦!!!

锡安和莫兰特都要去西部啊!!!

[–]ParkBaller13 401 points an hour ago

Lol west is just brutsl.

哈哈哈哈,西部太凶残了。

[–][TOR] Kawhi Leonard SamiMadeMeDoIt 127 points an hour ago

RIP the East

猛龙球迷:安息吧,东部。

[–]Celtics goofygoober2 772 points an hour ago

Small markets win

凯尔特人球迷:这次抽签小球市球队是赢家。

[–]Vancouver Grizzlies zillla_ 431 points an hour ago

FUCK THE BIG MARKETS

灰熊球迷:去特么的大球会!!

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[–]Raptors iliketoytules 2477 points an hour ago

NO WAYYY

猛龙球迷:不可能吧!!!

[–]Spurs OUisBack 2503 points an hour ago

Everybody disliked that

马刺球迷:没人喜欢这个结果啊

[–]Raptors Alter447 149 points an hour ago

I'm happy for Pelicans fans tbh

猛龙球迷:讲真,我替鹈鹕球迷开心

[–][GSW] Klay Thompson Bear4188 43 points an hour ago

I'm happy with it. I think Jrue is great and he deserves to have a good team.

Also happy to see a team that plays hard like Memphis be rewarded.

勇士球迷:我就很满意。我觉得霍乐迪很厉害,他配得上拥有一支强队。

看到灰熊这种打得很努力的球队得到了回报也很开心。

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 1155 points an hour ago

I'm just happy it's not the Lakers or Knicks

王治郅球迷:只要不是湖人或尼克斯拿状元签我就开心。

[–][BOS] Jayson Tatum I_love_Basketball232 784 points an hour ago

He STAYYY

凯尔特人球迷:他要留队了。

[–]Trail Blazers TheMastersCompanion 2611 points an hour ago

AD to Pelicans confirmed

开拓者球迷:戴维斯去鹈鹕这下妥妥的了。

[–]Mavericks EastTexasAg 1135 points an hour ago

LeBron to New Orleans for Zion

独行侠球迷:詹姆斯去鹈鹕换锡安。

[–][BOS] Marcus Smart HD_Thoreau_aweigh 678 points an hour ago

That would be the strangest, yet somehow most logical option at this point.

凯尔特人球迷:要是这样的话那就奇了怪了,不过怎么说呢,这也是现阶段最合乎逻辑的选择了。

[–][TOR] Hakeem Olajuwon vicmete 262 points an hour ago

pack your bags davis

猛龙球迷:收拾行李吧,戴维斯。

[–][TOR] Pascal Siakam Kenji_Of_East 41 points an hour ago

[Wojnarowskji] Anthony Davis trade requests have been acquiesced. The Pelicans have traded Anthony Davis to the Pelicans for the 2019 #1 Pick.

猛龙球迷:沃神爆料:戴维斯的交易请求已经得到默许。鹈鹕为了2019年的状元秀,已经将戴维斯交易到鹈鹕!

[–][BOS] Shaquille O'Neal gda19 2538 points an hour ago

They got Zion without trading AD. Im crying

凯尔特人球迷:他们不用交易戴维斯就得到锡安了。我枯了……

[–]Knicks NovakCash 1079 points an hour ago

Everyone was talking about trading Zion for AD so much I genuinely forgot the Pelicans could end up with the #1 pick on their own

尼克斯球迷:你们之前都信誓旦旦地说锡安是用来换戴维斯的,搞得我都忘了鹈鹕本身就有可能得到状元签。

[–]Pelicans treefidday 332 points an hour ago

Didn’t even consider it happening either tbh.

鹈鹕球迷:说实话啊,我之前也没想到这个可能性。

[–][OKC] Paul George DeadDay 264 points an hour ago

Insane to watch the Pelicans have all the cards now

雷霆球迷:鹈鹕现在有一手好牌啊,真不可思议。

[–]Kings mrkleene 910 points an hour ago

ZION IS PLAYIN WITH AD BABY

国王球迷:锡安要和戴维斯一起打球了哦,亲

[–]Trail Blazers TBLwarrior 178 points an hour ago*

Davis, Zion and Jrue ??

Edit: and Julius as it was mentioned down below

开拓者球迷:戴维斯、锡安和霍乐迪??

编辑:还有兰德尔。

[–][DAL] Derek Harper NotDelusionalMavsFan 34 points an hour ago

Holy shit this sounds amazing. 4 amazing offensive players backed up by Jrue and Zion's defense holy shit.

独行侠球迷:我去,这个阵容听起来很厉害啊。这四位都是进攻好手,而且霍乐迪和锡安还能防,哇靠。

[–]Trojantrpt 331 points an hour ago

He ain't gonna stay still lmao.

啊哈哈哈哈,可是戴维斯还是不会留队的。

[–]Lakers triggeredSJW2016 1137 points an hour ago

Zion playing with Lonzo BI and the 4th pick

湖人球迷:锡安会和鲍尔、英格拉姆,还有那个四号秀一起打球的。

[–]DamnImAwesome 82 points an hour ago

Finally happy to be a Pelicans fan. New GM. New centerpiece. After the fiasco last season I almost want AD gone if we can get good pieces to put around Zion. I feel like he doesnt want to be here so fuck him IMO.

作为一个鹈鹕球迷,终于有开心的时候了。新的总经理,新的球队核心。经过上赛季的混乱过后,如果我们能得到靠谱的角色球员围绕锡安建队,那我还是希望戴维斯走人的。我觉得他是不想留在这儿的,就让他滚犊子吧。

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[–]Mavericks VictorAkwaowo1 6668 points an hour ago

WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS LOTTERY

独行侠球迷:这个乐透抽签是特么怎么回事!!

[–][BOS] Jayson Tatum I_love_Basketball232 2603 points an hour ago

The new rules.

凯尔特人球迷:新规则。

[–][DET] Andre Drummond Yankees3Fan7 68 points an hour ago

Everyone freaking out and I am here happy for the Grizzlies

活塞球迷:大家都抓狂了,我却很是为灰熊开心啊。

[–]Grizzlies oshoney 174 points an hour ago

My heart was pounding when it came down to us 2. Grizzlies have never had a #1 pick and obviously never had anyone with the star power of Zion. Ja is a great consolation prize and way more than I expected from tonight but to get that close..... gahhhh.

灰熊球迷:最后只剩我们和鹈鹕的时候,我的心扑通扑通直跳啊。我们从来没拿到过状元签,也从来没有拥有过锡安这种有影响力的球星。不过要是能拿到莫兰特也是很让人欣慰的,这比我原先预想的要好太多了,不过我们离状元签一度如此之近啊……

[–]Mavericks Danoo- 694 points an hour ago

WE WERE IN THE LOTTERY TIE-BREAKER WITH NEW ORLEANS AND MEMPHIS AND THEY GOT TOP2, FUCK RIGHT OFF

独行侠球迷:我们的成绩在乐透区和鹈鹕、灰熊也是不相上下啊,凭啥他们就能拿到前两位,滚你妹的!

[–]Grizzlies candlestick 126 points an hour ago

Shouldn't have beat us in that 2nd to last game then. All you had to do was lose

灰熊球迷:你们倒数第二场比赛就不该战胜我们。当时输掉就完事了啊。

[–]Suns Tailsofthesix 3451 points an hour ago

Silver wasnt fucking around when he sqid he was going to end tanking

太阳球迷:萧华之前说他要结束联盟的摆烂风气,看来他尼玛不是开玩笑啊。

[–]Hawks OmgTom 290 points an hour ago

yeah, the team that bench there star player to tank won the draft. gg.

老鹰球迷:是嘛,为了摆烂让队里的球星打替补的球队反倒是这次抽签的赢家。呵呵了

[–]Suns Tailsofthesix 192 points an hour ago

4-5 teams with the worst record fell out of the top 4.

太阳球迷:四五支联盟最差战绩的球队这次都没拿到前四的签位。

[–]Grizzlies Notsdlog 414 points an hour ago

End tanking by making all the shit teams stay shitty forever. Geenyus

灰熊球迷:让那些鱼腩一直这么烂下去,用这种方式结束摆烂风,这个操作真的天才哦

[–]Billybobjoethorton 68 points an hour ago

Kings been terrible for years and never got the number 1 pick. I don't think it's f'ing over shitty teams. They all need help. Suns got no1 last year. They just need a better gm.

国王还不是水了很多年,人家也没拿过状元签。我不觉得那些鱼腩就没有翻身之日了。他们都需要帮助。太阳上赛季拿了状元。他们只是需要一个更好的总经理而已。

[–]Hawks BourneIdentity81 204 points an hour ago

Punish teams that can't control how bad they are and reward teams that chose to tank halfway through the season. Genius

老鹰球迷:惩罚那些实力确实垃圾的球队,然后再奖补那些赛季中途摆烂的球队。天才的操作。

[–][BOS] Jayson Tatum I_love_Basketball232 2432 points an hour ago*

Cavs are so fucked rn. They have one solid young player a ton of bad contracts and now all they got was the 5th pick...

凯尔特人球迷:骑士太惨了。他们只有一个靠谱的年轻人和一堆烂合同,可是他们却只得到了个五号签……

[–]Cavaliers LeKingofAkron 246 points an hour ago

How dare you

骑士球迷:你好大的胆子!

[–]Suns Tailsofthesix 2059 points an hour ago

Mt dude we had the worst season in franchise history, lost 17 fucking games in a row for the fucking sixth pick. On God i feel like crying cause it has dawned on me that i was waking up at 3 am to watch suns basketball for absolutely nothing

太阳球迷:行了老哥,我们拿到了队史最菜的常规赛战绩,特么一度连输17场啊,就为了这尼玛六号签吗??!天呐,我想哭了,我突然意识到自己曾经早上3点起来看太阳的比赛,却啥都没捞到。

[–][BOS] Jayson Tatum I_love_Basketball232 1009 points an hour ago

Ya but you have Ayton and Booker. The Cavs are not a young team. The only promising player they have is Sexton.

凯尔特人球迷:没错,可是你们还有艾顿和布克啊。骑士这队可不年轻了,他们唯一有前途的球员是塞克斯顿。

[–]Bulls JC_Frost 332 points an hour ago

Let's not act like the 5th pick is a death sentence, now.

公牛球迷:大家都别搞得像五号签就是被判了死刑一样好吗!

[–]Trail Blazers coltsblazers 152 points an hour ago

Lillard was 6th. And came from a small school and was not that heavily talked about. You find guys in the 5-10 range all the time.

Curry was a 7th pick. Only 2 picks before him really had a big impact in the league. Another had an OK career but not great.

开拓者球迷:利拉德当年还只是6号签呢,他出自没啥名气的学校,选秀前也没啥人谈论他。5到10号签里你总能找到狠人的。

库里当年是7号签,他前面的两位,有一个(卢比奥)在进联盟之前都有很大的影响力了,另一个(乔尼-弗林)职业生涯还行,但算不上出色。

[–]Lakers dakid136 22 points an hour ago

Kobe was 13th wasn't he? Got traded draft night

湖人球迷:科比当年还是13顺位对吧?他选秀当夜就被交易了

[–]Hawks Adaptive_Badger 326 points an hour ago

The Cavs couldn't even hit on 50% of the #1 picks they got over the last 10 years

老鹰球迷:可是骑士这10年状元都没少选,最后打出来的连50%都不到啊。

[–]Rolloverbeethoven93 28 points 55 minutes ago

Jesus, Anthony Bennett. Loooooolllll.

我天,你是说本内特吗,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

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[–][POR] Brandon Roy OregonJedi 38 points an hour ago

This wasn’t supposed to happen

开拓者球迷:不应该是这个样子的。

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irving dayvohh 248 points an hour ago

SO IT ISNT RIGGED ????

凯尔特人球迷:所以这说明没人操控这次抽签咯?

[–]Lakers EmoniBates 114 points an hour ago

That’s what they wanna make you think, but Lakers flying under the radar at #4

湖人球迷:NBA就是想给你造成这种感觉,可是湖人还是悄摸地搞到4号签了啊。

[–]Lakers MMDroxy 18 points an hour ago

2.8 % guys

湖人球迷:2.8%的几率哦,伙计们

[–]Lakers _TIMBER_ 211 points an hour ago

Pelicans- Zion Williamson

Grizzlies- Ja Morant

Knicks- RJ Barrett

Lakers- traded

湖人球迷:鹈鹕:锡安;

灰熊:莫兰特;

尼克斯:巴雷特;

我湖:交易

[–][DET] Thon Maker yarrine11 256 points an hour ago

Lakers are big winners. Knicks dont have enough to trade for AD anymore. Pels will take BI Lonzo 4th pick

活塞球迷:湖人真是大赢家。尼克斯现在是没资本去交易戴维斯了。鹈鹕会拿下湖人的英格拉姆、鲍尔和四号签。

[–]Raptors AngryPenguin501 1924 points an hour ago

Chaos is a ladder

猛龙球迷:混乱是一把向上的梯子(《权利的游戏》台词)。

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