【键盘侠】威少保罗互换|史上最疯狂休赛期这就落幕了?

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【键盘侠】威少保罗互换|史上最疯狂休赛期这就落幕了?

[Wojnarowski] The Oklahoma City Thunder have agreed to trade Russell Westbrook to the Houston Rockets for Chris Paul, first-round picks in 2024 and 2026, pick swaps in 2021 and 2025, league sources tell ESPN.

据Woj报道,火箭雷霆达成交易,威少保罗互换东家。

据悉火箭还送出了2024年和2026年的首轮,以及2021和2025年的选秀权互换资格。

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[–]Hornets sv_trader 1311 points an hour ago

END OF AN ERA

黄蜂球迷:一个时代的结束!!

[–][POR] Brandon Roy NevermoreSEA 247 points an hour ago

Start of another.

开拓者球迷:另一个时代的开始!!

[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball idoworkkk 978 points an hour ago

WHAT EVEN IS THIS TRADE

湖人球迷:这交易咋回事????

[–]Lakers Cooler-McFlyer 201 points an hour ago

OKC just wants all the picks for the next 10 years

湖人球迷:雷霆就是想集齐未来10年的所有选秀签

[–]Pacers CommonerChaos 203 points an hour ago

The 2024 draft is going to be a facetime call with Presti reciting off a list of names for the entire 1st round.

步行者球迷:2024年选秀的时候,直接和普雷斯蒂视频连线就行,让他把整个首轮的新秀名字全念出来。

[–]76ers GeoffreyGeoffson 544 points an hour ago

Thunder rebuild is gonna be so exciting in 6 years

76人球迷:雷霆重建6年后肯定很刺激。

[–]heycameraguy 78 points an hour ago

It’s almost like they’re just trying to wait out this generation of stars.

差不多就是等到这代球星谢幕的时候了

[–][DEN] Danilo Gallinari Anita_Handy 577 points an hour ago

That team is about to be so fucking fun to watch, that's lit

掘金球迷:火箭以后好看得一匹啊,过瘾咯

[–]76ers YoImAli 123 points an hour ago

Ima watch so many Rockets games next season lol

76人球迷:下个赛季我要多看些火箭比赛,哈哈哈哈

[–][SAS] Dejounte Murray desubeast 3094 points an hour ago

How the fuck is it gonna work though lmao

马刺球迷:可是这特么怎么玩啊,哈哈哈

[–]Usual Witness 6028 points an hour ago2

That’s why it’s going to be fun to watch lol

所以才说好看啊

[–]Lakers Laker_Fan69 511 points an hour ago

Westbrook seems like the opposite of a Morey system player lol

湖人球迷:貌似威少和莫雷的建队理念相悖啊

[–]Spurs LurkerFlash 44 points an hour ago*

He drives, finishes around the rim at a high clip and is good at assisting on threes. The only non-Morey thing about his game is his bum shooting.

Edit: He will also benefit from more than one teammate who knows how to shoot.

马刺球迷:他可以持球快速冲篮下,而且也擅长给队友喂三分。他唯一反魔球的地方在于他的无脑投篮。

编辑:火箭队里善于投射的人不止一个,这也是可以让威少受益的。

[–]Lakers blaisec00 250 points an hour ago

Tbf efficient Russ is one of the scariest players in the league. Maybe a change of scenery was all he needed to unlock his full potential.

Then again he might go 7/20 and 1/6 from three

湖人球迷:讲真,高效的威少是联盟最让人胆寒的球员之一。也许换个环境可以让他完全释放天赋。

不过,他也许20中7,三分6中1.

[–][IND] Austin CroshereDuzaman 419 points an hour ago

Westbrook going to miss 27 straight 3s by himself

步行者球迷:威少自己就可以连着27个三分不中

[–][CHI] Derrick Rose beano526 249 points an hour ago

Westbrook and harden are going to combine for 60 fga per game

公牛球迷:威少和哈登怕是要单场出手次数上60啊

[–]Lakers mournthewolf 2084 points an hour ago

They gonna be trying to strip the ball from each other on offense.

湖人球迷:他俩进攻的时候怕是可以把球撕碎

[–]GarrettMills 1883 points an hour ago

Rockets are hoping the NBA allows for a team to play with two basketballs at once.

火箭希望联盟允许场上同时出现两个篮球。

[–]Lakers theman_30 883 points an hour ago

Harden gonna flop and look for a foul, not realizing it’s his teammate Westbrook lmao

湖人球迷:哈登碰瓷造犯规,然后发现对方是队友威少,哈哈哈哈

[–]Bucks crocobearamoose 331 points 53 minutes ago

And still end up shooting free throws

雄鹿球迷:然后哈登还是有罚球……

[–][ATL] John Collins rgbhs 1051 points an hour ago

Yeah I can't imagine Westbrook and Harden playing together

老鹰球迷:是啊,我是真不敢想哈登和威少一队

[–]Orange 13241 1346 points an hour ago

Imagine them with a guy like KD? That’d never work

那他俩再加个阿杜呢?玩不开哦

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown tboneplays1 642 points an hour ago

Imagine if they had Ibaka too. Man that squad would smash any team and win a title.

凯尔特人球迷:那要是再加个伊巴卡呢?天呐,那套阵容肯定遇神杀神拿下冠军(狗头)

[–]76ers banjosbadfurday 624 points an hour ago

Morey desperately tryna get KD to Houston now.

76人球迷:莫雷现在费尽心思想把阿杜搞到休斯顿。

[–]juanrindiestar 557 points an hour ago

With first round picks from 2034,2036,2038

用他们2034、2036、2038年的首轮签换

[–]Heat JZ_the_ICON 118 points an hour ago

Imagine KD demanding a trade to get to Houston before ever playing a game for Brooklyn?

热火球迷:要是阿杜为篮网一场没打就要求交易去休斯顿咋说?

[–]Lakers Gengo0708 31 points an hour ago

Durant gonna pull a Marcus Morris?

湖人球迷:像莫里斯那样??

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[–]Nuggets Ded0099[ ] 2237 points 52 minutes ago

Someday ill tell my kids about the great offseason of 2019

掘金球迷:将来我会和我的孩子们讲讲这个伟大的休赛期。

[–]Bulls migcal 3394 points an hour ago

GOAT OFF SEASON AND IT’S NOT CLOSE

公牛球迷:史上最佳休赛期,其他都差得远

[–]Celtics nuclear_moose 254 points an hour ago

This must be the series finale of the NBA

凯尔特人球迷:火箭雷霆这笔交易就是终章了吧

[–][TOR] Bismack Biyombo christmaspathfinder 578 points an hour ago

Can you imagine telling someone from 5 years ago all the shit that’s happened?

LBJ back to Cleveland, wins chip, now with lakers.

Kawhi left spurs, won chip with raps, now with clips

KD left OKC, to warriors, now nets

Ad nauseam

猛龙球迷:要是放在五年前你敢想吗?

詹姆斯回克利夫兰拿到冠军,然后去了湖人

小卡离开马刺帮猛龙拿了冠军,然后去了快船

阿杜离开雷霆去了勇士,然后又去了篮网

没完没了啊

[–]Trail Blazers broc_ariums 59 points 50 minutes ago

This off-season is sick! So nauseous

开拓者球迷:这个休赛期太变态了!恶心人啊

[–]Samster912 911 points an hour ago

Definitely the craziest changes happened this year. The whole league looks different now. Maybe except for the Knicks....

这笔交易绝对是今年最疯狂的变动。现在全联盟都变样了。或许尼克斯是例外……

[–]Hornets willhemphill 320 points an hour ago

New look Knicks with...Julius Randle?

黄蜂球迷:尼克斯面目一新因为有……兰德尔?

[–]stonecutter129 41 points an hour ago

And Taj Gibson!

还有吉布森!

[–]Bucks ThePackIsBack 5567 points an hour ago

Watch all of the Rockets fans do a 180 and say that he's an elite PG and one of the best players in the league.

雄鹿球迷:就等着看火蜜态度180度转弯吧,然后他们吹威少是顶尖控卫,联盟最佳球员之一。

[–]Thunder hogs94 3828 points an hour ago

This isn’t even a hot take. This will happen

雷霆球迷:你这话没毛病,真香警告!

[–][SAC] Peja Stojakovic PostYourSinks 445 points an hour ago

Same thing happened with Lakers fans and LeBron

马刺球迷:之前老詹去了湖人之后湖蜜也是这样

[–]Rockets PanicHouse 1855 points an hour ago

He’s an elite PG and one of the best players in the league.

火箭球迷:威少是顶级控卫,联盟最佳之一。

[–]The-Fox-Says 40 points an hour ago

And there it is

你看吧

[–]Nyrfan1026 303 points an hour ago

Is he not an elite PG and one of the best players in the league?

难道他不是顶尖控卫、联盟最佳之一吗?

[–]Thunder hogs94 527 points an hour ago

Not according to rockets fans the last three seasons

雷霆球迷:按火蜜之前三个赛季的说法,不是

[–]Rockets jonisradical17 621 points an hour ago

Always been a fan, never shit talked him at all.

Don't check my post history for about an hour tho

火箭球迷:我一直都喜欢威少,从来没喷过他

可是你们不要去查我一个小时之前的历史发言哦

[–][NYK] Patrick Ewing TheGuardian8 5803 points 51 minutes ago

Rocket fans need to hurry up and delete all the Westbrook slander from the past few years.

尼克斯球迷:火蜜赶紧把过去几年那些喷威少的话都删了

[–]Rockets baljeettjinder 2257 points 44 minutes ago

Lol already on it dw

火箭球迷:别急,正在删呢

[–]Rockets turikk 506 points 50 minutes ago

How do I delete an account

火箭球迷:我怎么注销账户

[–]Rockets polierburr 3849 points an hour ago

I’m deleting tweets as we speak

火箭球迷:你们说话的时候我就在删推特了

[–]Knicks Daankeykang 122 points 51 minutes ago

"Damn this team is gonna be so great with two rightful MVPs"

尼克斯球迷:“靠,我火有两个当之无愧的MVP,厉害啊”

[–]Rockets foxsleftear 127 points an hour ago

I always thought Westbrook deserved the 2017 MVP.

火箭球迷:我一直都觉得威少配得上2017年MVP

[–]Thunder Wood_floors_are_wood 35 points an hour ago

Lol

雷霆球迷:真实

[–]Rockets Alvination 1031 points 41 minutes ago

HE DESERVED THAT MVP OVER HARDEN WAIT

火箭球迷:他比哈登更配那个MVP!!!

[–]Rockets doozywooooz 285 points an hour ago

If he gets us to the finals I’ll sing his praises forever despite pasts ridicules

火箭球迷:要是威少帮我们进了总决赛,那我就是威少一生吹!

[–][HOU] Montrezl Harrell isomorphZeta 371 points 34 minutes ago

Harden is a flopper Westbrook is gawd

火箭球迷:哈登就是个碰瓷帝,而威少是上帝!

[–]Kings Realbanie 804 points 41 minutes ago

Time for all the CP3 slander to come

国王球迷:现在你们该喷保罗了!

[–]Raptors Major2005 549 points 38 minutes ago

CP3 WAS NEVER MY FRIEND - ROCKETS FANS

猛龙球迷:火蜜:“保罗从来就不是我朋友”

[–]Rockets igot200phones 298 points an hour ago

Damn I hadn't even considered how rough this must be for Thunder fans to see Westbrook in a Rockets jersey.

火箭球迷:擦,我都没想过,雷蜜看着威少穿我火球衣,得有多难受啊

[–]Thunder TheGhostofSwitzer 370 points an hour ago

Almost like seeing KD in a Warriors jersey.

雷霆球迷:几乎和看着阿杜穿勇士球衣一样的。

[–]Trail Blazers dont_care- 90 points an hour ago

Or harden in a Rockets Jersey

开拓者球迷:或者是哈登穿火箭球衣。

[–]Thunder killagoose 46 points an hour ago

It isn’t going to bother me personally. He’s on a better team and has a better chance to contend while he still can. My love for WB is going to take precedent over my hate for Houston.

雷霆球迷:我个人是没有不爽的。他去了更强的队,在当打之年有了更大的争冠机会。我对威少的爱胜过我对火箭的恨。

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[–]Lakers grodges 1763 points an hour ago

POOR CHRIS PAUL

湖人球迷:可怜的保罗哦

[–]Celtics goofygoober2 887 points an hour ago

As long as he gets his money he’ll be ok

凯尔特人球迷:有钱拿就没事

[–][MIN] Kevin Garnett Tchaikovsky08 9558 points an hour ago

Omg I can only imagine how pissed Chris Paul is!

森林狼球迷:保罗现在肯定很火大!

[–][CLE] Kyrie Irving Somali_Kamikaze 4179 points an hour ago*

That makes it even better.

骑士球迷:那就更爽了。

[–]76ers TornadoApe 2474 points an hour ago

It's my favorite part if I'm being honest.

76人球迷:说实话,这就是我最喜闻乐见的

[–][BOS] Marcus Smart HailKyrie 536 points an hour ago

Fuck CP3

凯尔特人球迷:傻x保罗!

[–]Clippers Ok_Maize 448 points an hour ago

Two types of NBA players I will always hate: floppers and people that hit other players in the nuts. He was both.

快船球迷:我讨厌两种NBA球员:假摔的,还有就是踢人的,保罗两个都占了。

[–]Lakers CarnyConCarne 24 points an hour ago

chris paul was so close to that ring... now he's gotta babysit the new young guys while OKC rebuilds lol

湖人球迷:保罗曾那么接近总冠军……现在他要去重建的雷霆给那帮年轻人当保姆咯,哈哈哈

[–]Mavericks WHITE-IVERSON 76 points an hour ago

I’m sure Chris Paul is thrilled to become the tank commander in OKC.

独行侠球迷:去雷霆当摆烂司令,我相信保罗是很兴奋的。

[–]Lakers scarytowels 1477 points an hour ago

He is gonna demand to gtfo but I think hes stuck there

湖人球迷:他会要求离队的,不过我觉得他就困在那儿了。

[–][MIL] Giannis Antetokounmpo itachiwaswrong 127 points an hour ago

Chris Paul to Minnesota for Wiggins?

雄鹿球迷:保罗去明尼苏达换维金斯??

[–]Nets High-coRolla 1599 points 57 minutes ago

President of the players association gonna demand a trade? This is gonna be spicy for sure.

篮网球迷:球员工会主席要求交易?那肯定很劲爆

[–]Caldris 495 points 56 minutes ago

I thought Derek Fisher did some pretty fucked up stuff as players association president himself

我记得费舍尔这个工会主席以前不就做过很傻X的事嘛

[–]Thesexedteacher 91 points 53 minutes ago

What did Derek Fisher do?

他做啥了?

[–]Warriors Shkillah 734 points 52 minutes ago

Matt Barnes wife

勇士球迷:马特-巴恩斯之妻

[–]Timberwolves DrWolves 1725 points an hour ago

Thunder gonna waive Paul and he's gonna sign with the Lakers

森林狼球迷:雷霆会裁掉保罗,然后他加盟湖人

[–]Lakers tommyapollo 117 points 59 minutes ago

I’ve seen this movie before

湖人球迷:这一集我看过

[–]NBA lipstickpizza 268 points 58 minutes ago

David Stern already coming out of retirement for that any day now

那斯特恩怕是要随时出山

[–][PHI] Samuel Dalembert CMBColdSpot 72 points an hour ago

This thread is probably moving too fast to ask this, but does this trade support the story that Harden and Paul really did hate each other, or no?

76人球迷:大家的回复太多了,我都来不及问了,这笔交易是不是更加证实了哈登和保罗互相不爽的说法?

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[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball idoworkkk 97 points an hour ago

HOW DO I REACT

湖人球迷:我该作何反应?!!!

[–]Thunder Sueaq 52 points an hour ago

Honestly glad he gets to play with Harden again

雷霆球迷:说实话,威少能再次和哈登做队友,我很高兴

[–]Knicks Biniti123 328 points an hour ago

Now I gotta root for my favorite player on my least favorite team goddamn Presti look at what you’ve done to me

尼克斯球迷:好啦,以后我要在一支最不喜欢的球队里看我最喜欢的球员打球了,普雷斯蒂啊,看看你干的好事吧

[–]Thunder Fluhearttea 32 points an hour ago*

What's even worse, is I have to root for my favorite team with my least favorite player on it! What do we even do?!

雷霆球迷:我更惨啊,我最喜欢的队里来了我最不喜欢的球员!!我咋办咯!

[–]Thunder peeinherbutt 67 points an hour ago

I can't root for Chris Paul or the Rockets, so this is awful for me

雷霆球迷:我既不喜欢保罗也不喜欢火箭,我才惨呐

[–]Celtics respaaaaaj 726 points an hour ago

CP3 is a worse contract (due to age) than Russ, but I am not sure Russ is going to be a better fit with Harden than him. Really good call from the Thunder getting picks far enough in the future that they could be really good.

凯尔特人球迷:保罗的合同(年龄原因)比威少更糟啊,可是我不确定的是,比起保罗,威少是否会和哈登更搭。雷霆把今后好多年的选秀签都捞到了,这笔操作还真是不错的。

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