【键盘侠】利拉德回击乔治|不怕有来有回 就怕没法还嘴

Dame in response to PG on insta: Keep switching teams... running from the grind. You boys is chumps.

今天开拓者和快船的比赛结束后，利拉德针对快船替补席的“挥手”告别表示，贝弗利和乔治都曾被他送回家钓鱼。著名媒体B/R迅速以利拉德的言论为主题制作图片，并得到了乔治的留言称：“而你今年要被送回家钓鱼了。”

利拉德随后犀利地回击道：“继续换队吧，逃避困难的家伙。你们这种人都是蠢货。”

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[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram meengine 6218 指標 6小時前

Holyshit lmao

湖人球迷：我勒个擦，哈哈哈哈哈哈

[–]lakernation21 501 指標 6小時前

I love this. Enough of that fake friendly bull shit. I need drama

我喜欢！之前那些虚伪的和和气气早都受够了，我要看好戏！

[–]wisedoggo220 168 指標 6小時前

so glad the nba is back

真高兴啊，NBA终于回来了！

[–]Raptors MemeMeOnce 917 指標 6小時前

The worst part about this is that Bleacher Report is gonna get so many free clicks SMH

猛龙球迷：BR这把简直是白嫖点击率啊。

[–]Bulls SteliosAstinos 271 指標 6小時前

Love this. Keep it coming.

公牛球迷：继续跟上，好戏不要停！

[–]kbthroaway723 3776 指標 6小時前

That perfect blend of truth, shade and contempt whew

利拉德这话简直无懈可击，啧啧，杀人诛心呐

[–][DAL] Maxi Kleber AsnSensation 2926 指標 5小時前

He’s right. Pg talks a lot for someone who forced his way out of 2 situations within 3 years

独行侠球迷：他说的对。乔治自己三年时间换了两个队，居然还不停哔哔。

[–]focus_grouped 199 指標 4小時前

PG just kind of talks a lot. Dame is very pointed and consistent in comparison

乔治只是说得多，但利拉德就刀刀见血且紧扣主题。

[–][BRK] Jason Kidd MikeyFromWaltham 56 指標 4小時前

Dames replies are always pretty short, too.

篮网球迷：利拉德的回应总是短小精悍。

[–]Bust ANupp 16 指標 3小時前

Like Kenny said on TNT, this was like a rap battle and Dame ain't the one to go at

如同肯尼-史密斯在TNT上说的那样，这次口角就像rap里的battle，但你不该惹利拉德。

[–]Pistons comeonmang124 137 指標 6小時前

Dame boutta drop a diss track on PG

活塞球迷：利拉德怕是要写歌diss乔治了。

[–]Nuggets RexIosue 5471 指標 6小時前

ITS GETTING SPICY IN THE BUBBLE

掘金球迷：泡泡园区里的火药味儿起来咯！！！

[–]Knicks theonlyoptionistopoo 298 指標 6小時前

Best reality show of all time

尼克斯球迷：史上最佳真人秀！

[–]Thunder Pervy_Sensei 642 指標 6小時前

HELLO 911? DAMIAN LILLARD TRYNA BEAT ME UP

雷霆球迷：喂911吗？有个叫达米安-利拉德的想打我

[–][POR] Gary Trent Jr. ContraCoke 329 指標 5小時前

This is Paul George, Damian Lillard tried to get in the hotel room. Come down here and save me!

开拓者球迷：我是保罗-乔治啊，利拉德想闯进我的酒店房间。赶紧过来救我啊！

[–]East Izanagi___ 2626 指標 5小時前*

They commenting this in the same building? Lmao

笑死我了，利拉德和乔治这一顿网络互喷是在同一栋楼里发的吧？

[–]Clippers clayfu 2085 指標 5小時前

6 feet away from each other glaring and typing furiously on their phones

快船球迷：俩人彼此相隔没几米，愤怒地对着手机打字互喷==

[–]Gran Destino Twoweekswithpay 96 指標 6小時前

Better be glad they’re in separate hotels. Dame should challenge PG and PatBev to ‘Meet Me at Epcot!’

得亏他俩在不同酒店。利拉德应该给乔治和贝弗利放狠话：“到未来世界园找我！”

[–]Trail Blazers nathan839 148 指標 3小時前

Haha. The awkward silence when they pass each other on the way to breakfast tommorrow morning lol.

开拓者球迷：哈哈哈哈，要是他俩明天早上去吃早餐的时候碰到了，那得多尴尬啊

[–]Raptors Raptors2017champs 152 指標 3小時前

PG will just ask to switch hotels

猛龙球迷：那乔治会申请换酒店的==

[–]Mavericks gigantism 531 指標 5小時前

This is one of those cases where I wish I knew if there was actual bad blood between the two or whether they are just shooting the shit on social media while fist pumping in person.

独行侠球迷：我真想知道，他俩到底是真有梁子呢，还是说就是在社交媒体上火力全开当面又兄友弟恭呢？

[–]Warriors KingOfSwing90 53 指標 5小時前

For most people I would say the latter is true, but Dame just seems so serious about everything. He'd probably slap you just for assuming he was joking about this.

勇士球迷：要是大多数人的话肯定是后者，可利拉德这人貌似对待一切都很认真。你要是觉得他拿这事儿开玩笑，他或许会给你一大嘴巴子。

[–]Raptors NOT_KD_ 403 指標 5小時前

This seems like genuine dislike. Russ and Dame are similar so it makes sense that’s more of a respect thing but this seems like a dagger made for PG

猛龙球迷：感觉他俩是真不对付。威少和利拉德性格相似，你要说他俩有点彼此尊重那还说得通，可利拉德怼乔治这次真就是重拳出击了。

[–]Thunder Leavingtheecstasy 243 指標 4小時前

Russ and Dame are petty to each other on the court. But they without a doubt respect each other.

Pg and dame is real beef

雷霆球迷：威少和利拉德在场上那是睚眦必报的，不过他俩肯定是彼此尊重的。

乔治和利拉德这是真过节。

[–]NBA HitboxOfASnail 154 指標 4小時前

russ be like that with the whole league. If you not on his team, he hates you inside the lines.

威少对待全联盟都这样，如果你不是他队友，那他对你恨之入骨。

[–]76ers hink_robb 69 指標 4小時前

*the whole league except Pat Bev

76人球迷：除了贝弗利之外的全联盟……

[–][BOS] Isaiah Thomas Soshi101 75 指標 4小時前

Tbf I don't care much for either team, but what Pat Bev did to Westbrook infuriates me.

凯尔特人球迷：说真的，他们所在的球队我都不在乎，不过贝弗利对威少的所作所为挺让人反感的。

[–]Trail Blazers rabbitSC 271 指標 5小時前

Everyone remembers Dame knocking the Thunder out of the playoffs last year, and they focus on the Dame-Westbrook beef, but not as many remember how much stunting the rest of the team was doing in the one game they won in OKC right before that, including a very flashy fuck-you PG dunk in the final seconds. Dame doesn’t quite operate on MJ levels of taking everything personally, but I really don’t think he likes PG.

开拓者球迷：所有人都知道去年季后赛是利拉德干掉了雷霆，于是大家都注意到了利拉德和威少的过节，可是在那场绝杀之前的那一战雷霆主场取胜时，他们其他人非常过分，这就包括乔治终场前几秒的那次炫技侮辱人的暴扣，很多人都不记得这些了吧？尽管大米不像乔丹那样对每件事都以牙还牙，但我真觉得他不喜欢乔治。

[–]sriracha82 405 指標 6小時前

Will be sad if Blazers & Clips don’t play each other after all this

这都怼到这份上了，要是快船和开拓者季后赛不碰面，那我就难受了==

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[–]Warriors etheryx 254 指標 6小時前

hahahaha you fucking tell him dame

勇士球迷：哈哈哈哈，大米啊，你特么居然把这说出来了

[–]elglorious 187 指標 6小時前

Dame is correct

大米说得对

[–]Lakers jellybeans_over_raw 219 指標 6小時前

EVERYONE IS THINKING IT

湖人球迷：大家都是这么想的！！！

[–][TOR] Dell Curry axmengg 110 指標 6小時前

Fucking love Dame. True warrior

猛龙球迷：真特么爱死大米了，真正的斗士

[–][LAL] Kareem Abdul-Jabbar NotYourAverageWaffle 29 指標 5小時前

I always knew Dame was my favorite non-Laker.

湖人球迷：不愧是我最喜欢的非湖人球员

[–]Supersonics neongem 109 指標 6小時前

PG got no comeback for that one tbh...

超音速球迷：说真的，乔治这都没法还击了……

[–]Raptors LosLakaFan28 145 指標 5小時前

PG’s a tourist.

猛龙球迷：乔治就是个游客

[–]kobmug_v2 2771 指標 6小時前

Ooof, PG can't really say much to that.

哟呵，乔治还真没法还嘴

[–]Lakers jellybeans_over_raw 1500 指標 6小時前

he deserves that one

湖人球迷：活该

[–]kobmug_v2 1143 指標 6小時前

Yeah I mean this is his third team in 4 years. The truth hurts

他这是4年换的第三个队吧，真话伤人啊

[–]Warriors Bandwagon Amasero 213 指標 5小時前

If you think about it, Dame also made him switch teams after that shot on him.

勇士球迷：还得补一刀，正是利拉德在他头上的致命一击让他换到了快船

[–]Trail Blazers raahiv 773 指標 6小時前

And we all know he’s gonna get carried by Kawhi in the playoffs, cause you know Playoff P is a different breed.

开拓者球迷：并且咱们都清楚，到了季后赛还是小卡带他玩，因为季后椒是另一个物种。

[–]NotTheMagesterialOne 269 指標 4小時前

What do you mean. He is about to catch fire and go 39.67% from the field.

说啥呢，我椒到了季后赛会大杀四方，投出39.67%的命中率

[–]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO101 1002 指標 6小時前*

I find it kinda funny that PG thinks this regular season bubble choke by Dame in which PG wasn’t even on the floor for is even close to making up for him dad dicking PG outta OKC from 35 feet out. His chest is out now that he gets to run with a top 3 player in the league. When PG starts yapping bad things typically happen (“CJ knows I gotta get that shot” and promptly getting swept by Lebron, “Playoff P”, “Unfinished Business”) so he may have just jinxed the Clippers lmao

有点意思哦，乔治居然还敢找利拉德算账，他自己甚至都不在场上啊，这压根就没法和利拉德去年35英尺开外顶着乔治的颜射相提并论啊。乔治现在是舒坦了，毕竟抱上了联盟前三球员的大腿。当乔治开始哔哔的时候，就有坏事发生，这都老传统了（“CJ-迈尔斯知道那球得由我来投”，接着就迅速被詹姆斯  带队横扫，“季后椒”，“未竟之业”）。所以他这次或许是在毒奶快船，哈哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Trail Blazers dohrk 321 指標 5小時前

On a "bad shot."

开拓者球迷：真是“一次糟糕的出手”。

[–][DET] Brandon Jennings peanutbutter1236 405 指標 6小時前

On one hand: I always support guys playing where they wanna play 100% and totally fine with people moving teams always

On the other: paul George is a bitch lately so I’m here for this

活塞球迷：一方面，对于那些想全心全意打球的人我一直都是力挺的，他们老是换队我也完全没意见；

另一方面：乔治最近真的嘴欠，所以我来看戏咯

[–]Wizards spandexrecks 43 指標 5小時前

My feelings exactly. IT has spoken about it but the reality is that the majority of players have very little say in their careers and where they live and play, so I’m happy when people get to practice autonomy. At the same time, there are some moves that are more respectable than others. All cool in the end tho I ain’t trippin. Players should do what makes them happy, not what makes me or some redditor happy.

奇才球迷：我也是这个感觉。小托马斯也谈过这个话题，可现实就是，大多数球员在职业生涯中对自己的住所和东家基本没有话语权，所以球员们能自主决定的时候我还是挺高兴的。与此同时呢，有些人的作为却是更受人尊重的。不过话说回来，球员们应该做让自己开心的事，而不是让我或者某些键盘侠开心。

[–]Raptors ohgosh_thejosh 61 指標 4小時前

I 100% support players being able to move to whatever team they want, but I also 110% support other players who stick it out with their team talking shit to them about it.

猛龙球迷：球员们能自由择队、想去哪儿去哪，我是100%支持的，可是呢，对于那些始终坚守一队的球员去喷那些到处跑的人，我也是110%支持的。

[–]Rockets mr_jazzhands 319 指標 6小時前*

Paul George is such a pussy. He hasn't been beyond the first round since 2014, promised he would stay in OKC until Kawhi called him, and hasn't accomplished anything. Now he wants to talk shit over a seeding game? Why is he so quiet in the playoffs?

At least Dame has made it to the WCF recently, and is loyal to his team. And has never been embarrassed by Joe Ingles.

火箭球迷：乔治真的贱。自打14年之后他就是一轮游了，还承诺说要留在雷霆，结果被小卡召唤了，真的是一事无成。这次又想因为一场争八战瞎喷？那他为啥到了季后赛就安静呢？

至少利拉德最近还进过西决，又忠于母队，并且从来没被英格尔斯羞辱过。

[–][LAL] Magic Johnson JohnnyConatus 41 指標 4小時前

PG is the definition of a “great player” that the next generation won’t even know existed.

湖人球迷：有种“伟大球员”是不会被下一代人熟知的，乔治就是这种人的诠释。

[–]Trail Blazers riseofskywalkeraweso 12 指標 3小時前

the Eddie Jones special

开拓者球迷：特制版埃迪-琼斯。

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[–]Raptors MemeMeOnce 2348 指標 6小時前

PG13 Russ & Pat gonna jump Dame in the hotel cafeteria

猛龙球迷：乔治、威少和贝弗利到了酒店餐厅怕是要围殴利拉德==

[–]76ers deeznutz_428 186 指標 6小時前

Russ and Pat ain’t doing shit together lol

76人球迷：威少才不会和贝弗利一伙儿咧，哈哈哈哈

[–]Raptors MemeMeOnce 16 指標 6小時前

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

猛龙球迷：敌人的敌人就是我的朋友

[–]NBA jet_10 82 指標 6小時前

While PG and Pat jump Dame Russ gonna come in and take on Pat lmao, 2v2

乔治和贝弗利找利拉德干架的时候，威少会帮着一起干贝弗利，哈哈哈，2打2

[–]Trail Blazers Shepard_Wrex14 652 指標 6小時前

Dame and Russ talk a lot of shit but they're cool with each other off the court. This seems like legitimate beef

开拓者球迷：利拉德和威少经常互怼，不过他俩场外是平和的。

[–]Trail Blazers Shepard_Wrex14 86 指標 6小時前

Yeah and they were division rivals up until this year so they played each other a lot. Russ is a trash talker, that's just a part of his game. Lillard isn't necessarily a trash talker, but he will definitely clap back at someone if they call him out. It resulted in the two of them constantly going at each other on the court and with words. But I don't think there was any genuine hatred. They both seem like they respect each other's game.

开拓者球迷：没错，他俩的球队以前是同一个分区的死对头，所以经常交手。威少喜欢喷垃圾话，这是他比赛的一部分。利拉德还真不是，不过你要是惹到他了，那他肯定会回怼。这就使得他俩在场上总是针锋相对。不过我觉得他俩没有多大仇。貌似他们都很尊重彼此的比赛。

[–]Trail Blazers Shepard_Wrex14 88 指標 6小時前

Yeah at least Russ has an MVP and a Finals appearance. PG hasn't accomplished anymore than Lillard has so his high and mighty act is a little ridiculous

开拓者球迷：对啊，至少威少还有MVP，而且进过一次总决赛。乔治的成就还不如利拉德，居然这么高姿态，真的是离谱。

[–]HueyFr 576 指標 6小時前

Yeah plus Russ legitimately dislikes Bev

是的，不过威少是真心讨厌贝弗利

[–]toclosetotheedge 343 指標 6小時前

Russ and Bev are gonna throw hands by the 2nd round. Doesn’t even matter if the Rockets and Clippers ain’t facing each other.

威少和贝弗利在季后赛第二轮会干起来的。要是火箭和快船碰不到的话，那就没所谓了

[–]Mr_Cellaneous 19 指標 3小時前

Russ would wreck Pat Bev in a fight but Bev is a dirty mofo and would probably be biting Westbrook's ears off lol

他俩要真搭起来，那威少能血虐贝弗利，不过贝弗利很下三滥，也许会把威少的耳朵咬下来，哈哈哈

[–]Suns shadowpanther21 643 指標 6小時前

Yeah Russ is cool with KD too now. The only player he really hates is pat bev. I’m sensing a common trend among nba players

太阳球迷：对的，威少现在也不怪阿杜了，他真正讨厌的只有贝弗利，感觉这渐渐成为NBA球员间的共识了。

[–]Thunder JD0797 41 指標 6小時前

idk if cool is the right word. Civil, but there definitely seems to be some resentment left

雷霆球迷：“不怪”这个词也不知道用得对不对。但他俩之间肯定是有些愤恨的。

[–]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO101 91 指標 6小時前

Russ HATES Nurk, probably right on par with the Pat Bev hate

威少还讨厌努尔基奇啊，也许厌恶程度可以比肩贝弗利。

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[–]Celtics CJMustard 93 指標 6小時前

Dame misses two FTs and all hell breaks loose

凯尔特人球迷：利拉德就罚丢了两个球，然后天都塌下来了

[–]Trail Blazers WhoFly 9 指標 2小時前

2020's real crisis.

开拓者球迷：这才是2020年真正的危机

[–]Raptors FlacidTeeth 89 指標 6小時前

I've never seen a team beat their chest as hard as the Clippers.

猛龙球迷：我还从没看到哪个球队像今天的快船一样这么疯狂的泄愤

[–]Clippers CounterstrainGang 26 指標 6小時前

Damn, I swear Bev and PG the two kids getting into mischief in the backseat. Kawhi's driving the car, thinking tf I get myself into

快船球迷：靠，贝弗利和乔治就像坐在车后座捣蛋的俩熊孩子，小卡开着车，心想特么还能不能让我省点心啊……

[–]MovieMuscle25 67 指標 6小時前

I really never found PG likable. Dude bitched his way out of Indiana. Couldn't get out of the first round with Westbrook. Gets awarded with a stacked team that also has the reigning Finals MVP. And he runs his mouth like this.

我还真是从不觉得乔治讨喜过。这货嚷嚷着离开了印第安纳，后面和威少联手又过不了第一轮，居然还能去一支有总决赛MVP坐阵且兵强马壮的队伍。然后他就又开始哔哔了。

[–]76ers Mrmuffin2413 53 指標 6小時前

PG makes himself look like more of a clown every year, it’s pretty impressive honestly.

76人球迷：乔治每年都能闹笑话，这点还是蛮令人佩服的

[–]Clutch_ 1784 指標 6小時前

Honestly I'm on Dame's side...he has a point. I respect Dame trying to grind it out with Portland. He could've just as easily forced a trade.

我站利拉德……他说得有理。利拉德从未逃避、一直坚守波特兰，这点我是挺尊敬的。他本可以简单地要求交易离队。

[–][GSW] Baron Davis tdrizzzle 37 指標 4小時前

Then when he retires with no rings y’all will use it against him to discredit his career

勇士球迷：然后等他没戒指退役的时候，你们又会拿这个来贬低他的生涯成就

[–]Gran Destino StudioAlone 229 指標 6小時前

Dame to the warriors confirmed /s

利拉德去勇士安排上==

[–]BOYGENIUS538 21 指標 3小時前

Dame with Steph and Klay would be dirty

那他联手库里、克莱可就变态了

[–]NBA Mintastic 12 指標 2小時前

130 pts per game, but also lets in 120 pts per game.

场均130分，然后失分120

[–]BOYGENIUS538 17 指標 2小時前

A win is a win ain’t it

能赢就行啊

[–]1216996 179 指標 5小時前

On the other hand, if Dame forces his way out of Portland, this will come back and haunt him

话说回来，要是哪天利拉德真逼着管理层离开了波特兰，那就是打自己脸了

[–]Trail Blazers flawson_9 306 指標 4小時前

He never will, he’s said it, and he would’ve already by now if he wanted to

开拓者球迷：他不会走的，他说过，要真想走现在早不在了

[–]East danielbauer1375 12 指標 3小時前

People say lots of things that they go back on.

这种话好多球员都说过……

[–]Warriors BonerForBenz 100 指標 4小時前

Yea I highly doubt Dame forces himself out. He’s in Portland for better or worse and I see him as one of the few guys in the league who’s gonna put his all into that team till he has to retire with no interest in a super team or a team up if it means he has to leave. If somebody comes to him, maybe, but he ain’t leaving

勇士球迷：我是觉得利拉德不会要求离开的。不管好坏，他都在波特兰，有极少数的球员可以全身心地投入到一支球队直至退役，并且无意离队去加盟超级球队或者抱团，利拉德就是这种人。如果有强者来投靠，或许他乐意，但他不会离开的。

[–]NotTheMagesterialOne 62 指標 4小時前

I feel he’d have to be forced out. He wouldn’t willingly leave.

我感觉他以后还是会被迫离开，哪怕他不愿意

[–]Raptors Bail____ 11 指標 3小時前

if he was forced out you'd have a lotta pissed off fans...

猛龙球迷：真到了那天，那球迷不得造反啊……

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