【键盘侠】真是库里/克莱发火谁敢惹?如果是追梦会扇乌布雷的脸

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Andrew Bogut on Kelly Oubre saying he wouldn't come off the bench next season: "Warriors players didn't take lightly to that comment. They made it known Iguodala, a Finals MVP was OK with coming off the bench but Kelly MFing Oubre won't. It was to his face from an unknown player in the locker room"

博古特谈到乌布雷下赛季不愿意打替补这件事时表示:“勇士球员对乌布雷的态度感到不满,并表示总决赛MVP伊戈达拉都愿意打替补,而你艹淡的乌布雷不愿意。这些话都是一位勇士球员在更衣室当着乌布雷的面说的,不过我不会透露这个人是谁。”


[–]GrizzliesEatDeeply 1258 指標 16小時前

Unknown player from Saginaw MI

灰熊球迷:一位来自密歇根萨吉诺(追梦格林的家乡)的不知名球员。

[–]WarriorsAllModsAreBasturds 138 指標 12小時前

The anonymous player identified himself only as D. Green.

勇士球迷:这位匿名球员只表示自己是D-格林。

[–]Warriorsduskhat 27 指標 8小時前

No that's too obvious, how about Draymond G.

勇士球迷:不行,你这太明显了,德雷蒙德-G如何?

[–]Celticsmeatduck13 74 指標 10小時前

Hmm what was Danny Green doing in the Warriors locker room

凯尔特人球迷:啊,丹尼-格林出现在勇士更衣室里做什么?

[–]WarriorsAllModsAreBasturds 31 指標 10小時前

Coming to finish the job on Klay I’m guessing

勇士球迷:估计是来抢克莱的饭碗吧,我猜的。

[–]NBAEarthWarping 128 指標 17小時前

Was that player's name Graymond Dreen?

那名球员是叫德雷蒙德-格林吗?

[–][SAS] Malik RoseTA_Account_12 25 指標 12小時前

Multiple sources tell me the guy had a backpack. Make of that what you will.

马刺球迷:多方消息源告诉我,那个家伙背个背包,你猜是谁。

[–]Jhyphi 6 指標 12小時前

Heard it was someone that made a logo 3.

我听说那个人投了个Logo三分。

[–]LakersCaptainLBJArmpit 376 指標 17小時前

lmao draymond was gonna kill kd in live television. what is oubre to draymond. he gonna slap that bitch nugget

湖人球迷:格林敢在全国直播的比赛里跟杜兰特起冲突,乌布雷在格林面前算啥?格林会直接给他一巴掌的,笑死我了。


[–]LakersCmonTouchIt 420 指標 16小時前

literally my first thought. there is a 0% chance dray hears this bullshit and says NOTHING, i mean its literally impossible

湖人球迷:我第一反应也是追梦格林,格林听到乌布雷那些屁话之后什么都不说的可能性几乎为0!

[–]JonEverhart 124 指標 15小時前

Right, the only way that happened is if someone else said it before he got a chance to.

没错,唯一的可能就是有人抢在他前面把话说了。

[–]LakersCmonTouchIt 187 指標 15小時前

lmao im not sure that would do it either

"oh klay already got to you? WELL I HOPE YOURE STILL HUNGRY CAUSE HERE COMES SECONDS"

湖人球迷:笑死我了,我觉得有可能是这样的,追梦:“哦,克莱已经喷过你了啊!好吧,我希望你还没有想明白,因为我现在要再喷你一次!”

[–]WarriorsAnthony-Stark 58 指標 12小時前

"BOY HAVE YA LOST YOUR MIND CAUSE I'LL HELP YA FIND IT"

“屁孩!你是不是丢了脑子?需要我帮你找回来吗?”

[–]SupersonicsHistorical-Author-49 132 指標 18小時前

I'm going to imagine Andrew Wiggins telling him off

超音速球迷:我已经开始想象维金斯冲着乌布雷说这些话的画面了。

[–]ElaFa25 18 指標 14小時前

Lol that’s funny to imagine, especially with Wiggin’s pretty heavy Canadian accent

Fr though Wiggins is one of the most chill lowkey dudes in the league, no shot it was him

哈哈哈哈,真有趣,尤其是维金斯那浓厚的加拿大口音。不过维金斯算是联盟里最冷静的家伙了,不太可能是他干的。

[–]Trail Blazersmatrixreloaded 2 指標 11小時前

I can seriously picture Wiggins right now sitting in the locker room bending over to put his shoes on while looking up with a giant uncomfortable smile as this quote is happening.

Remember how happy that dude looked when he got drafted? Got nothing but love for that sweetie.

开拓者球迷:我真的开始想象维金斯坐在更衣室,弯着腰一边穿鞋一边抬起头挂着标志性笑容说这些话了。还记得他选秀大会当晚笑得多开心吗?他的笑容由我守护,哈哈哈哈。

[–][SAS] Keldon JohnsonBasketballNutrition 611 指標 15小時前

honestly though, I'm not saying Kelly's had it easy his whole life but he's always had the vibe like he thinks he's hot shit. not necessarily always a bad thing on the court but he seems to be the guy who thinks he's just the right opportunity or system from being a full blown star in the league and he's just not. he's just really pretty for a role player. Lol

马刺球迷:老实说,我倒不是说乌布雷获得如今的生活很容易,但是他总是一副觉得自己很了不起的样子。这在球场上不一定总是坏事,可是他总觉得自己得到合适的机会或者体系就能成为球星,实际上并不是。他只是个优秀的角色球员,哈哈哈哈。

[–]Warriors__BlackSheep 26 指標 12小時前

Pretty sure he lived in a car with his dad after his house got hurricaned

勇士球迷:我很确定曾经他们家被飓风袭击后,乌布雷和他爸爸就住在一辆车里。

[–]mrtrinket1984 15 指標 9小時前

Kelly Oubre has made comments in the past that suggest he believes he's at least as good as Booker and the difference in his mind is, as you say, opportunity.

乌布雷之前说过,他相信自己至少和布克一样强,他们之间的差距在于自己没有得到机会。

[–]76ersesenbe1 631 指標 14小時前

The dude is1) rich2) bae3) and a professional basketball playerit would be shocking if he didn't have a massive ego lmao.

76人球迷:这个家伙,第一有钱,第二长得帅有魅力,第三职业篮球运动员,要是这种人不自负我才会感到奇怪呢,哈哈哈哈。

[–]RaptorsSwissDecaf 27 指標 17小時前

When you are that handsome, I guess it's hard not to.

猛龙球迷:当你和他一样帅的时候,我猜很难不那么自恋吧。

[–]77rtcups 8 指標 11小時前

dude just be looking in the mirror all day

这家伙估计整天就在照镜子。

[–]RaptorsSwissDecaf 8 指標 11小時前

Shit, that's what I would do.

猛龙球迷:卧槽,你怎么知道我会这么做。

[–]SunsHarukiMuracummy 102 指標 12小時前

He doesn't have Lebron in his top 5. Usually that's a sign someone is an idiot.

太阳球迷:乌布雷心目中的前五球员都没有詹姆斯,通常这种人约等于白痴。

[–]76erswhy_rob_y 21 指標 10小時前

Who was his top 5?

76人球迷:他心目中前五的球员都有谁?

[–]Jazzwoonbarak 167 指標 9小時前

Kelly Oubray Khelly Oubreh Kelly O'Brae Kelle Lee Oubreezy Some African American dude with blue contacts

爵士球迷:凯利-欧布雷、赫利-奥布雷、凯利-奥布雷、凯尔-李-奥布里齐和带着蓝色隐形眼镜的非裔美国人(都是乌布雷)

[–]mbew_05 2552 指標 16小時前

It was to his face from an unknown player in the locker room

definitely Draymond

这个在更衣室当面说乌布雷的人,肯定是追梦格林。

[–]stopsniffingthat 1024 指標 16小時前

It's either Dray Steph or Klay because how else would Bogut know

反正不是追梦,就是库里或者克莱,不然博古特又怎么会知道?

[–]PearlsB4Swoon 80 指標 16小時前

I mean it could’ve been one of those guys who told bogut it happens without being one of those guys who said it. My money is still on Draymond tho

我觉得告诉博古特这件事的人和说这句话的人不一定是同一个人,不过即使这样,我还是认为这话是追梦格林说的。

[–]mmmmm_pi 61 指標 16小時前

Also, who else is left from that era? I guess Looney was there too, but Steph and Dray have the equity to say something like that. Also Klay I suppose since he's usually with the team.

勇士还有谁是那个时代的?鲁尼应该也是吧。但是只有库里和追梦有资格说这种话,克莱也经常跟球队在一起,他也有可能。

[–]Greater_Pyrobl4st 49 指標 16小時前

Bazemore wasn’t on the team, but he was in the league and is Curry’s buddy

Still assume it was one of the big 3 though lol, that sounds like Dray or Klay.

贝兹莫尔不是那个时代的,但是他当时也在联盟里打球,并且和库里关系很好。如果还是假设库里、克莱和追梦三人其中一位干的,哈哈哈哈,我觉得像是追梦或者克莱。

[–]WarriorsMotoMkali 40 指標 13小時前

It's actually Iggy. He's like what the fuck I had to sit in the bench.

勇士球迷:都别猜了,其实是伊戈达拉,他当时说:“我TM当时都在板凳席上坐着!”

[–]Stephanie-Curry 1192 指標 16小時前

Steve Kerr in a Draymond mask and a backpack

有可能是史蒂夫-科尔戴着格林的面具,然后背个背包

[–]Heatdrain65 270 指標 16小時前

Hmmm, my guess was Nico Mannion.

嗯……,我猜你说的是尼克-曼尼恩吧。

[–]TomChristmas 11 指標 14小時前

Lmfao can you imagine Kerr trying to imitate Dray’s voice? I bet he has that shit down, exactly

笑死我了,你能想象科尔试着去模仿格林的声音吗?我打赌他肯定有这本事。


[–]EastOutOfBootyExperience 88 指標 16小時前

a Wise Man told him

一位智者告诉乌布雷的。(双关:怀斯曼=Wiseman→Wise Man=智者)

[–]Warriorspinkiebear 36 指標 15小時前

My guess is Klay tbh

勇士球迷:老实讲,我猜是克莱干的。

[–]babizzle9 13 指標 14小時前

It 100% sounds like something he would do

这事听起来100%像是克莱会做的事。

[–]Trail Blazersmatrixreloaded 9 指標 10小時前

For some reason I can see him getting reeeally red whenever he's in a confrontation.

开拓者球迷:不知道为什么,你们一说我都能想到克莱和别人争论时脸涨通红的样子。

[–]BullsDancingCactius 28 指標 15小時前

Could easily see Steph or Klay going postal on Oubre, and Draymond staying out of it because you know shit is bad when it’s one of those two doing it.

公牛球迷:真要是库里或克莱冲着乌布雷发火,格林估计就在一旁看着了,因为大家都知道库里或克莱发火是多么糟糕的事。

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesPizzaplan3tman 31 指標 16小時前

I think it was Steph honestly. If it was Draymond he'd put his name to it no problem. Steph seems more like the kind of guy who'd wanna keep that lowkey as it's not really his vibe. But I can see him being the leader of that squad when he speaks up and gets in your face like that you're not going to forget it. Draymond proably gets into everyone's face 12 times a day

骑士詹姆斯球迷:我认为应该是库里,如果是追梦格林,他毫无疑问会把名字印在报纸头条。库里看起来像是希望低调处理的人,和格林不同。库里这种领袖冲着你的脸大声说出这些话,你很难不往心里去。换做追梦格林,估计一天会喷乌布雷12次。


[–][MIA] Udonis Haslem_Antonius 630 指標 17小時前

Oubre, of all people, is feeling himself a lot this season

热火哈斯勒姆球迷:所有人里面,只有乌布雷对自己本赛季的表现感觉良好。

[–]Lakersjustsomeguy5 409 指標 17小時前

I just wish this dude was half as good as he thinks he is. I fully admit, I didn't watch this guy play one game when he was in Phoenix. But his stint in SF has been disappointing at best. Been watching this dude build a whole city with those bricks for the past 5 months. Shit's ridiculous lol

湖人球迷:我希望这家伙打得能有他自我感觉的一半好就行了,我承认他在太阳的时候没看过他一场比赛。来到勇士后他的表现也太令人失望了吧,过去五个月他打的铁都能造出一座钢铁城市了,真TM菜的抠脚,哈哈哈哈。

[–]Sunsthenikj 181 指標 16小時前

We were a better team with him sitting last year.

太阳球迷:去年他不在场上的时候,我们是一支更好的球队。

[–]Sunsivesaidway2much 125 指標 16小時前

On the other hand, the season before that, the Suns were a worse team before they traded for him.

太阳球迷:不过,太阳在他来之前的赛季是一支更差的球队。

[–]TimberwolvesVANY11A 12 指標 11小時前

On the other other hand the Wizards were better without him every single season. So that half-season in Phoenix he was a positive, but has been a negative for the rest of his career.

森林狼球迷:不过,奇才没有他之后打得更好了,所以乌布雷就在太阳打了半个赛季的好球,其余的职业生涯都是菜鸡。


[–]Sunssylvestersquad 131 指標 17小時前

I saw myself and a few Suns fans giving warnings about his ego but were dismissed. He’s a great guy but wants to be a #1 or 2 on a team and won’t settle for less right now

太阳球迷:我和其他一些太阳球迷早就警告过你们乌布雷很自负,可是没有人在乎。他是个很棒的球员,但是却想当球队大当家或二当家,而且也不满足现在1000多万的合同。

[–][PHI] Joel Embiidetenightstar 102 指標 17小時前

He's out of luck then as only the Pistons or Rockets can offer him that.

76人球迷:那他就倒霉了,估计只有活塞和火箭能满足他了。

[–]EastLambchops_Legion 61 指標 16小時前

Future Orlando Magic

未来的魔术也可以。

[–]MagicChyllByll 21 指標 16小時前

Not better than Otto Porter Jr

魔术球迷:他还不如小奥托-波特呢,我们要他干嘛?

[–]RocketsmakashiII_93 3 指標 16小時前

I don’t want him and we’re full on Tank Commander.

火箭球迷:我们也不要,我们多的是“摆烂指挥官”。

[–]Ari_Safari293 75 指標 16小時前

Does Kelly not remember going 0-21 from three to start the season? Like humble yourself bud before you end up on Cleveland or Minnesota.

乌布雷不记得赛季初三分21中0的事了吗?在你去骑士或者森林狼之前,记得保持谦逊,兄弟。

[–]Cavalierschantlernz 10 指標 12小時前

We don't want him.

骑士球迷:我们可不要他。

[–]mediocredolphin 2 指標 15小時前

Oubre about to take his talents back to Kansas

乌布雷要把他的天赋带回堪萨斯大学了。


[–]mbew_05 42 指標 18小時前

Oubre doesn't owe them anything. He's 25 and wants to be a starter in this league, that's his prerogative

乌布雷不欠勇士什么东西,他才25岁,想要成为联盟里的首发球员也是他的权利。

[–]San Francisco Warriorsgamer_pie 67 指標 17小時前

Oubre doesn't owe them anything. He's 25 and wants to be a starter in this league, that's his prerogativeSure, definitely his right to want to start. On the flip side, it's the team's prerogative to decide whether or not his performance merits him being a starter

勇士球迷:没错,这的确是他的权利,另一方面,球队也有权利决定他是否值得首发。

[–]Toronto HuskiesSiakamMIP 56 指標 17小時前

Do you realize how stupid this sounds? Guess what? I'm just an intermediate developer and I want to be the CEO of the company because it's my prerogative. Never mind my qualifications and experience. Give it to me because im young and I demand it.

你知道你这种说法多么愚蠢吗?试想一下,我作为一个企业中级开发人员,但是我想要成为企业的总裁,因为这是我的权利。不要管我的资历和经验,我就要当总裁,因为我很年轻我需要这个岗位。

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsChristufuh 343 指標 18小時前*

Yeah no shit, that was a clown ass comment from Oubre. You played like dick for a quarter of the season and aren't even that good normally. Shut the fuck up when someone is asking you to come off the bench to make room for Klay Thompson

猛龙球迷:靠,乌布雷说这话就跟个小丑一样。你表现得也不咋地啊,1/4个赛季打得跟狗屎一样。当有人让你打替补,给克莱-汤普森腾出首发位置的时候,你就该TM的把嘴闭上。

[–]yunyun333 75 指標 18小時前

If his role is gonna be a bench player then I imagine that some other team is gonna offer him more money.

如果他给自己的定位就是板凳球员,那么我觉得其他球队会给他更多的钱。

[–]BullsDancingCactius 92 指標 16小時前

If Oubre can’t work with Steph creating open looks for him, I’d hate to be the GM that makes him a sizable offer in free agency. But who knows, bad contracts are given out all the time.

公牛球迷:如果乌布雷不能利用起库里为他创造出来的空间,没有人愿意成为那位在自由市场给他大合同的总经理。不过谁知道呢,现在到处都是烂合同。

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