【键盘侠】小卡就是那6%的混蛋!马刺愿意出九成新德罗赞换波神

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[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers close out the Dallas Mavericks 126-111 in Game 7 behind Kawhi Leonard's 28/10/9/4 STL on .774 TS%

【赛后帖】洛杉矶快船今日以126比111击败了达拉斯独行侠,赢下抢七大战成功晋级,科怀-莱昂纳德砍下28分10篮板9助攻4抢断,真实投篮命中率高达77.4%。


双方主要球员数据:

达拉斯独行侠

首发:东契奇46分7篮板14助攻、史密斯18分10篮板、波尔津吉斯16分11篮板2抢断、马扬诺维奇14分10篮板、小哈达威11分

替补:鲍威尔4分2篮板、布伦森2分4篮板

洛杉矶快船

首发:莱昂纳德28分10篮板9助攻4抢断、小莫里斯23分5篮板、乔治22分6篮板10助攻3抢断、雷吉-杰克逊15分、巴图姆11分7篮板5助攻2抢断

替补:曼恩13分5篮板、肯纳德11分、隆多3分、祖巴茨0分


[–]CelticsRecentlyRadicalized 5353 指標 13小時前

And thus, the title of "Playoff P" was handed down from Paul to Porzingis

凯尔特人球迷:从此,“季后赛P”的称号将从乔治的头上转移到波尔津吉斯。

[–]San Diego Rocketsblueberryy 1967 指標 12小時前

Last year, people were wishing they could see a full series against the Clips with KP healthy. Welp, you got your wish

火箭球迷:去年人们嚷嚷着要看波尔津吉斯健康的情况下,和快船打满一轮系列赛。好的,今年满足你们了。

[–]Maverickshiddenstuff 294 指標 12小時前

BuT hE's NoT hEaLtHy NoW

独行侠球迷:但是波尔津吉斯现在并不健康。

[–]WarriorsSamsSoupsAndShits 11 指標 11小時前

He’s not healthy in the head!

勇士球迷:他的头脑不太健康。

[–]michelobX10 40 指標 11小時前

People were saying the only reason the Clips won was because KP was injured. This series has proven that it wouldn't have made a difference. The media needs to stop calling him a unicorn. Dude sucks. 7'3" settling for 3 pointers.

人们去年说快船能赢独行侠就是因为波尔津吉斯伤了,这轮系列赛证明结果还是一样。媒体不要再叫波尔津吉斯“独角兽”了,这家伙打得太烂了,成了7尺3寸的投手……

[–]Knickssupez38 29 指標 10小時前

KP was playing at an all star level last season, much different situation than this year.

尼克斯球迷:上赛季的波尔津吉斯有全明星水准,和今年完全不一样。

[–]Thunderunburntmotherofdrags 2 指標 2小時前

He was looking really good in the bubble tho, if Dallas had that KP this year they win imo

雷霆球迷:去年复赛波尔津吉斯看起来很棒,要是独行侠今年拥有那种状态的波尔津吉斯就能赢了。

[–]Nuggetsmamaljurray 661 指標 15小時前

My dad watched dallas for the first time today and said wtf is the tall guy doing

掘金球迷:我爸爸今天第一次看独行侠比赛,他问我:“那个高个子家伙踏马的在干什么?”

[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 7556 指標 13小時前

What a roller coaster of a series.

Clippers are getting swept Luka is injured, Dallas is done Dallas has all the momentum, Clippers are choking Winning at home. Wait, that's illegal.

开拓者球迷:这轮系列赛就像过山车一样,先是感觉快船要被横扫了;然后东契奇伤了,以为独行侠完蛋了;结果独行侠势头正盛,快船面临被淘汰的边缘;最后快船先在主场取胜,结束了系列赛。等等,在主场赢球了?这不科学!

[–]MavericksUnPhayzable 1251 指標 13小時前

The laws of the universe have been broken!

独行侠球迷:宇宙的法则都被打破了!


[–]timgar18 9956 指標 14小時前

Porzingis is paid more than Giannis. I think I've found your problem.

波尔津吉斯拿的钱比字母哥还多,我想我发现独行侠的问题所在了!

[–]Knickola_Jokic 557 指標 14小時前

Worse contract: Kristaps Porzingis or Kemba Walker?

所以波尔津吉斯和肯巴-沃克,谁的合同更糟糕?

[–]MavericksUnPhayzable 1303 指標 14小時前

Most definitely Porzingis

独行侠球迷:那肯定是波尔津吉斯。

[–]Warriorssublliminali 500 指標 14小時前

Wild that’s the case now. Seemed like a steal when Dallas got him.

勇士球迷:现在这种情况太疯狂了,当初独行侠得到他的时候就像是偷来的一样。

[–]AzureAhai 540 指標 15小時前

At least you have at least 5 more years of Luka.

至少你们还能拥有东契奇起码5年的时间。

[–]MavericksUnPhayzable 471 指標 15小時前

And unfortunately more years of KP too

独行侠球迷:不幸的是,波尔津吉斯也还有很多年。

[–][IND] George HillNABAKLAB 169 指標 14小時前

If CP3, Westbrook's, Wall's and Mike Conley's contracts can be traded, so should be Porzingis.

Good luck - both for KP, and the Mavs. Steve Nash and Nowitzki didn't work out too well, and so didn't Luka and KP.

步行者乔治球迷:如果保罗、威少、沃尔和康利的合同都能被交易,波尔津吉斯也行。祝独行侠和波神好运吧,纳什和诺维斯基搭档的效果不是很好,东契奇和波尔津吉斯也是如此。

[–]Clipperstherealstampire 73 指標 12小時前

3 of those guys got traded for each other and I don't think adding Westbrook or wall moves the needle

快船球迷:保罗、威少和沃尔都是互相换队的,我不认为多一个威少或沃尔能有啥影响。


[–]LakersPalifaith 5190 指標 14小時前

Unrelated but Nicholas Batum looks like Tony Parker's next Pokemon evolution.

湖人球迷:说句无关的,巴图姆长得就像是托尼-帕克的进化型,就像宝可梦里的那种进化一样。

[–]redditor0805 2 指標 11小時前

rudy gobert is definitely the final evolution

那鲁迪-戈贝尔就是他们的最终进化型!

[–]ClippersSneaKyHooks 145 指標 14小時前

Yo that is the most accurate comment ever lmao

快船球迷:哟,这是我见过描述最精准的评论了,笑死我了。

[–]ClippersSneaker_Society 1312 指標 14小時前

Do all people in France look similar to TP and Batum?

快船球迷:是不是所有的法国人,长得都和帕克、巴图姆一样?

[–][IND] Bojan Bogdanovićbrucewayne1935[🍰] 1 指標 12小時前

Boris Diaw as well

步行者球迷:还有鲍里斯-迪奥!

[–]Yacht ClubBROCKHAMPTOM 277 指標 14小時前

Omg the only french nba players I can think of right now are Nic Batum, Rudy Gobert,and Tony Parker. and honestly they could all pass as brothers lmao

我的天呀,我能想起来的法国籍NBA球员只有巴图姆、戈贝尔和帕克,老实讲,他们都长得像亲兄弟,笑死我了。

[–]RaptorsThe_Unknown98 2370 指標 15小時前

“I’m programmed different” Kawhi when he’s down 0-2

猛龙球迷:0比2落后的小卡:“我要更换系统了!”

[–]HeatStupidlyLockedIn 342 指標 15小時前

94% of teams who lead 2-0 won the series

热火球迷:2比0领先的队伍有94%最终赢下了系列赛。

[–]PacersSirCharles54 295 指標 15小時前

Kawhi said "IM THAT 6% MOTHERFUCKER".

步行者球迷:莱昂纳德说:“我就是那6%的混蛋!”

[–]Pelicansflykiddy 302 指標 15小時前

And Kawhi did it to the bucks in 2019 too

鹈鹕球迷:2019年0比2翻盘雄鹿的也是莱昂纳德。

[–]curtiswaynemillard 9 指標 14小時前

Oh yeah... that’s the series the league figured out how to try and guard Giannis Antetokounmpo.

哦对,就是那轮系列赛,联盟其他球队都明白了应该怎么防守字母哥。

[–]Nuggetsladidadi82 21 指標 14小時前

Also the 5% to lose a 3-1 lead tho

掘金球迷:同时小卡也是3比1被翻盘的那5%。

[–]DancingMapleDonut 2 指標 7小時前

He can thank Doc for that

这个成就他得感谢里弗斯。

[–]PacersSirCharles54 24 指標 13小時前

He loves single digit percentages.

步行者球迷:小卡就喜欢这种个位数的百分比。

[–]Clippers BandwagonGeniuslyMoronic 16 指標 12小時前

Clippers up 3-0 in the finals"Time to make history"

快船球迷:总决赛3比0领先后的快船:“是时候创造历史了!”

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 86 指標 15小時前

Fucker dominated us on both ends. Credit to him but man I'm sad right now.

独行侠王治郅球迷:这个混蛋在攻防两端统治了我们,快船晋级要归功于他,我现在很沮丧!

[–]SpursMakeAShadow 1353 指標 15小時前

Hey Mavs, would you care for a slightly used DeRozan for some picks and your 7'3" SG?

马刺球迷:嘿独行侠,你介意我们用九成新的德罗赞和你们换一些选秀权,以及一位7尺3寸的得分后卫(波尔津吉斯)吗?

[–]MavericksClassicJuke 234 指標 15小時前

What picks? We gave them all to NYK

独行侠球迷:啥子选秀权,我们都梭哈给了尼克斯了。

[–]KnicksRainmakerIcebreaker 43 指標 14小時前

I never thought I'd see the Knicks on the positive side of a comment like this.

尼克斯球迷:我从来没想过能在这么正面的评论里,看到尼克斯的身影。

[–]Maverickselc0501 6 指標 13小時前

I’d gladly do this deal wtf

独行侠球迷:玛德,我竟然很想促成这笔交易!

[–]Blankcarbon 8 指標 13小時前

You sure about that? I don’t think you want to see how DeRozan plays in an elimination game lol

你确定吗?我不认为你想看到德罗赞在这种生死局会有怎样的表现,哈哈哈哈。

[–]Knickssupez38 3 指標 11小時前

I doubt the Mavs do this but the Spurs would be ecstatic if this happened.

尼克斯球迷:我不知道独行侠会不会这么做,但是如果真的答应了,马刺会开心疯掉。


[–]NuggetsI3IO_HAZARD 2466 指標 15小時前22

kawhi after everybody was talking shit

掘金球迷:莱昂纳德面对喷子们的态度,如下图

↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

[–]Knicks TankswagonLeiatte 117 指標 14小時前

This is a pretty memeable image lol

尼克斯球迷:可真是一张令人印象深刻的图片,哈哈哈哈。


[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 2707 指標 15小時前

With 6:41 to go in the 3rd quarter, the Mavs had a 5-point lead. Over the next 10 minutes, they shot 3-17 from the floor, 0-6 from 3, missed both of their free throw attempts, had 3 turnovers and got outscored 32-6.

Luke Kennard outscored the entire Mavs team during that span. The Mavs tried to make a comeback but the hole was too big to dig out of. Man I feel sad right now. 😞

独行侠王治郅球迷:第三节还剩6分41秒的时候,独行侠还有5分的领先优势。接下来的10分钟里,全队投篮只有17中3,三分6中0,罚球全丢,还有3次失误,被打了一波32比6。期间快船肯纳德一个人的得分超过了独行侠全队,之后独行侠再怎么追分都无济于事,挖的坑实在太大了。兄弟们,我现在心情很失落。

[–]Clippersvanotro 829 指標 14小時前

Luke Kennard outscored the entire Mavs team during that span That's our 3 years/ $45 million man.

快船球迷:毕竟肯纳德是我们用3年4500万签下的人,得点分不奇怪。

[–]WarriorsShadowClawz 243 指標 14小時前

when Luke Kennard plays, Clippers win

勇士球迷:肯纳德只要获得出场时间,快船就能赢球。

[–]KnicksRobbobertoBuii 19 指標 13小時前

no idea how Lue couldn't give him any minutes until today

尼克斯球迷:搞不懂为什么卢指导直到现在才给肯纳德出场时间。

[–]mrhashbrown 28 指標 13小時前

He had minutes in Game 6 but was bricking his shots. Made up for it with some good defense though. Glad he came through in his game, maybe he was cold coming off the bench before today.

G6肯纳德就上场了,虽然有点铁,但是防守端弥补过来了,有一些不错的防守表现。很高兴今天的比赛他找回状态了,之前可能因为冷板凳坐久了找不到手感。

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