键盘侠|詹灭霸化身詹铁侠 旨在培养里夫斯为卡鲁索二代

詹姆斯引用钢铁侠原话@里夫斯：别去做我会做的事情

[–]Raptorsin_pizza_we_trust 4529 points 8 hours ago

Only 8 emotes and no hashtag. Was Lebron hacked?

猛龙球迷：只有8个表情，没有加标签，詹姆斯是被盗号了吗？

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 1280 points 8 hours ago

#WashedEmoteKing

湖人球迷：#过气的表情符号国王

[–]WarriorsKevon-Looneys-burner 323 points 7 hours ago

8 emojis isn’t just 8 emojis.. I’ll explain it to you later

勇士球迷：8个表情符号不只是8个表情符号……我待会跟你解释。

[–]Thym3Travlr 54 points 6 hours ago

What is this a reference to?

球迷：这唱的是哪出？

[–]WarriorsScuttleduck 177 points 6 hours ago*

One time in the playoffs someone asked him about fadeaways vs layups and he said "two points isn't two points, I'll explain it to you later" and then the next game he hit a ridiculous gamewinning 2pt shot vs toronto, so we're all like... did he plan that?

勇士球迷：有一次季后赛，有人问他后仰跳投和上篮的比较，然后他说，“2分不是分吗？我待会跟你解释。”然后后面那场比赛，他面对猛龙命中了一记不可思议的绝杀2分球。所以我们当时心想……他这是计划好的吗？

[–]Netsourcourageourcancer 2391 points 8 hours ago

Reaves really nailed that Tom Holland frog in the mouth look there lmao

篮网球迷：里夫斯把荷兰弟嘴里藏青蛙的外貌拿捏得死死的。（美媒曾吐槽荷兰弟的嘴巴，认为他嘴巴张不开，好像里面藏了一只青蛙，而荷兰弟本人也转载了该条新闻，并写道：“这也太搞笑了，我能证明谣言是真的。”）

[–]carl73833 2199 points 8 hours ago

Tagged him too

Looks like he won’t be one of LeGM’s casualties

球迷：还@里夫斯了

看样子他不会成为詹经理的交易资产之一了。

[–]Similar-Tradition-93 1080 points 8 hours ago

he’s prolly the only guy safe on that roster😭😭

球迷：他可能是阵容里唯一一个安全的家伙😭😭。

[–]LakersDonaldtrumpet6543 709 points 8 hours ago

He's basically another Caruso. Lebron aint gonna let what happened to caruso happen again lpl

湖人球迷：他就是第二个卡鲁索，詹姆斯不会让发生在卡鲁索身上的事再次发生了。

[–]Lakersdiamondisunbreakable 694 points 6 hours ago

Behind every LeBron championship is a reliable white boy role player!

湖人球迷：老詹的每个总冠军背后，都有一个值得依赖的白人角色球员。

[–]LakersCaptainKurls 392 points 6 hours ago

We got Mike Miller, Delly, Caruso and now reeves

湖人球迷：我们有过迈克-米勒，德拉维多瓦，卡鲁索，现在是里夫斯。

[–]KnickedUp 523 points 8 hours ago

New Caruso right on track

球迷：新一代卡鲁索正在稳步发展。

[–]whoknewbamboo 204 points 8 hours ago

Should've paid old Caruso

湖人球迷：本该留下卡鲁索一代的。

[–]Bucksstunro17 47 points 7 hours ago

Could've had 2 Carusos

雄鹿球迷：你们本能拥有两个卡鲁索的。

[–]HeatJRowdy18 459 points 7 hours ago

Imagine being a rookie and LeBron posts a picture with you and tags you lmao. Man has really made it

热火球迷：想象作为一个新秀，然后詹姆斯发了一张和你的合照，还@你了，天哪，里夫斯真的做到了。

[–]Thunderb-rad515 187 points 6 hours ago

An undrafted rookie too

雷霆球迷：还是一位落选秀。

[–]NOYB94 1386 points 8 hours ago

I unironically thought one of LBJ's post is funny. Am I boomer now?

球迷：我居然觉得老詹这次发的是有趣的。我成老年人了吗？（注：Boomer指在1946-1964年出生的人。）

[–][BOS] Kevin Garnetta_fking_feeder 393 points 8 hours ago

shit, me too. i think that means it's time to up my emoji game 🥩🥩🥩🥩

凯尔特人球迷：淦，跟我想一块去了。我觉得是时候更新一波我的表情包了🥩🥩🥩🥩

[–]LakersBigBallerBryant 1262 points 8 hours ago

Austin could totally play Peter Parker too lmao

湖人球迷：里夫斯可以直接去扮演蜘蛛侠了，笑死了。

[–]mmmmm_pi 643 points 8 hours ago

He's got the young-looking face, but he's way too tall. It'd only work if the rest of the cast was also made up of NBA players. He's 6'-5", only looks short next to LeBron.

球迷：他长了一张少年感的脸，但是他太高了。除非蜘蛛侠其他演员也换成NBA球员，他已经1米96了，只是站在詹姆斯身边显得矮。

[–]Lakerscaughtinthought 406 points 8 hours ago

I always forget how massive Bron is lol my tallest friend is 6'5 and I'm just imagining Bron making him look this short and its blowing my mind... Then there's like Yao and stuff. Human body is so weird.

湖人球迷：我总是忘记詹姆斯有多高大了，我身边最高的朋友就是1米96。单纯想象詹姆斯让他看起来很矮小就让我感觉不可思议了。还有之前姚明和其他人的合照。人的身体太奇怪了。

[–]BullsWitdasooo 33 points 7 hours ago*

Austin Reaves-Spiderman

Lebron- Iron Man

Lebron- Captain America

Lebron- Captain Marvel

Lebron- Black Panther

Russ- Hawkeye Mantis

Lebron- Hulk

Lebron- Starlord

Lebron- Thor

公牛球迷：里夫斯扮演蜘蛛侠

詹姆斯扮演：钢铁侠，美队，黑豹，绿巨人，星爵和雷神。

威少扮演鹰眼。

[–]Suns BandwagonXGPfresh 27 points 6 hours ago

I love Russ, but you need aim to be hawkeye.

太阳球迷：我喜欢威少，但是成为鹰眼你得有准心啊。

[–][DET] Grant HillUrAveragePanda 544 points 9 hours ago

“I am Iron Man”

snaps fingers

westbrook fades away

活塞球迷：“我是钢铁侠。”

打了响指。

威少化成了灰。

[–]LakersStoneColdAM 405 points 9 hours ago

LeBron: “Get over here, kid… let’s go get some ice cream. Lemme tell you about an old friend of mine named Alex Caruso…”

湖人球迷：詹姆斯，“过来，孩子。让我们去买点冰淇淋。让我跟你说说我的一个老朋友，他的名字叫亚历克斯-卡鲁索……”

[–]FieryRedButthole 167 points 9 hours ago

LeTony Stark

球迷：托尼-詹铁侠。

[–]debosscansockme 63 points 9 hours ago

He's not LeThanos anymore?

球迷：他不再是詹灭霸了吗？

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