键盘侠|哈登其实是不会防守的本西？巴特勒这口气憋了三年！

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【赛后贴】东部半决赛G6，76人主场90-99不敌热火，大比分2-4，无缘东决。

双方关键球员数据：

热火：巴特勒32分8板4助攻1断2帽，斯特鲁斯20分11板5助攻，塔克12分9板2帽，阿德巴约10分8板2断，希罗10分3板，文森特7分2板6助攻。

76人：恩比德20分12板2助攻1帽，马克西20分3板4助攻1帽，哈登11分4板9助攻1断，哈里斯14分8板1助攻2帽，米尔顿15分3板3助攻。

美媒：下半场得分，本西0分，哈登0分。

[–]simon2105 7899 points 6 hours ago

Harden was brought in to help Embiid in big time games, he took 2 shots total in the second half of an elimination game.

球迷：哈登被交易来是希望他在重要比赛中帮助恩比德的，结果他在生死战的下半场出手2次。

[–]RaptorsSpicy_Urine 2297 points 6 hours ago

One of them was a shitty three in the dying minutes

猛龙球迷：其中一次出手还是垃圾时间里投了一记垃圾三分。

[–]SpursMattsasse 1102 points 5 hours ago

Classic James Harden elimination game.

马刺球迷：一到生死战哈登就这样，太经典了。

[–]BullsKneelBeforeCube 350 points 5 hours ago

Max this man and sign Mark Jackson when Doc leaves for the Lakers.

公牛球迷：给哈登顶薪，然后在老里去湖人后签下马克-杰克逊吧。

[–]HeatIcy_Telephone_2076 2475 points 6 hours ago

hijacking top comment to point out the Sixers have gone 22 straight years without making it outta the 2nd round 💀

热火球迷：蹭个热度，76人已经连续22年没有闯入分区决赛了💀。相关新闻>>>76人上次晋级分区决赛还是01年 而已16年无缘季后赛的国王是02年

[–][TOR] Kawhi LeonardMrAnder5on 1450 points 6 hours ago

Even the KINGS have made it to the confrence finals since then

猛龙球迷：即使是国王队，在那之后也进过分区决赛。

[–]LukaJokicCarusoFan 1409 points 6 hours ago

Elimination game Harden never disappoints to disappoint.

东契奇约基奇卡鲁索球迷：生死战的哈登从未让“失望”失望。

76人众将：哈登，咱们落后20分了。 哈登：冲啊，我刚吃完四个芝士牛排。

[–]sidighjd 1678 points 6 hours ago*

I saw a great tweet: “In 30 years people will look at James Harden's stats and wonder why he's not ranked higher all-time, but the people who watched him will know why.”

球迷：我读到过一条推特：“30年后，人们会回顾哈登的数据，不禁怀疑为何哈登的历史地位不够高，但看过他比赛的人都知道其中的原因。”

[–]LakersPalifaith 4039 points 6 hours ago

So the 76ers and Nets both ended up losing the Simmons/Harden trade.

湖人球迷：所以76人和篮网在本西-哈登的交易中都是双输的结局咯。

[–]snakebit1995 2105 points 6 hours ago

They lost but the rest of us won

球迷：他们确实输了，但剩余的球队赢了。

[–]NetsKwilly462 555 points 6 hours ago

But at least we don't have to pay Fat Rondo 50 million bucks a year

篮网球迷：但至少我们不用付给“胖隆多”5千万美金一年了。相关新闻>>>美媒：哈登下赛季有资格签下一份四年价值2.23亿美元的合同

[–]Eatingolivesoutofjar 153 points 6 hours ago

At least real Rondo can defend

球迷：真隆多好歹能防守呢。

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 3783 points 6 hours ago*

James Harden took 22 shots in Game 5 and 6. Not per game, but for both games combined. He only took 2 shots in the second half tonight. Way to go buddy.

独行侠王治郅球迷：哈登在G5和G6中出手了22次，但不是场均，是两场加起来这么多。今天下半场只出手2次，干得漂亮啊，大兄弟！

[–]WarriorsWhenItsHalfPastFive 1140 points 6 hours ago

James Harden is only 32 years old playing like he's 42. How is any team gonna offer him anything close to a max?

勇士球迷：哈登才32岁，但打球的样子像42岁。怎么会有球队给他提供一个接近顶薪的合同呢？

[–]Buckswazuuuppppp 395 points 6 hours ago

ben simmons numbers

雄鹿球迷：这不就是本西的数据。相关阅读>>>本西点赞网友&Skip谈哈登言论-“本西会让这交易看起来愚蠢至极”

[–]Spursonamonapizza 360 points 6 hours ago

They traded a Ben Simmons who plays defense for a Ben Simmons who doesn't even know how to spell defense.

马刺球迷：他们交易走了一个能防的本西，换来了一个连防守两字都不会写的本西。

墨西哥坎昆——钓鱼圣地

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 3022 points 6 hours ago23& 5 more

猛龙球迷：如图

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 3157 points 6 hours ago

It's a good day to be a hater.

尼克斯球迷：今天这天气适合当个黑子。

[–]NetsSnooPuppers2210 463 points 6 hours ago

Yessir, I'm a neutral fan except when it comes to philly losing

篮网球迷：没毛病，我是一个中立球迷，除非遇到76人输球。

[–]Trail BlazersMcfallen_5 2960 points 6 hours ago

annual sixers 2nd round exit

开拓者球迷：76人年均一次二轮游。

[–]KnicksRobbobertoBuii 2097 points 6 hours ago*

PJ Tucker is now 2-0 against Harden in playoff series since leaving the Rockets in 2021

尼克斯球迷：自从塔克2021年离开火箭后，已经连续两年在季后赛里淘汰哈登了。相关新闻>>>有点巧~ PJ-塔克连续第二年在东部半决赛淘汰哈登

酒瓶里装的是76人的眼泪

[–]PistonsDangerousCommittee5 483 points 5 hours ago*

Both times they were playing on different teams too

活塞球迷：两次相遇两人刚好都在不同的球队。

[–]KnicksBigZ911 1548 points 6 hours ago

That was one of the most lifeless playoff games I’ve seen a team play at home, and I’ve seen the Knicks play at least 6 lifeless home playoff games in my life

尼克斯球迷：这场是我所见过的主场球队最死气沉沉的比赛之一，尼克斯在季后赛主场打成这样我至少看过六次。

[–]Pelicansliljettt 1166 points 7 hours ago

Max Strus

鹈鹕球迷：给斯特鲁斯顶薪。相关新闻>>>巴特勒大赞斯特鲁斯：背靠背拿下两双 他或许值得一份顶薪合同

[–]Grizzliesshellfish87 127 points 6 hours ago

He’s led the Heat in +/- as many times as Jimmy has this postseason

灰熊球迷：今年季后赛，他的正负值领衔全队的次数和巴特勒一样多。（今天+23）

[–]HeatMrBiggleswerth 800 points 7 hours ago*

I thought Jimmy came to Miami to retire. What happened?

热火球迷：我本以为巴特勒来迈阿密是打算退役的。结果你猜怎么着？

[–]HeatMargin4Error 775 points 7 hours ago

He came to retire the Sixers

热火球迷：他是来把76人打退役的。

[–]76ersTypeTypeMan 786 points 7 hours ago

10 9 8 76ers, 5 4 3 2nd rounders

76人球迷：十九八七数字人，五四三二仅次轮。

[–]Eric_T_Meraki 771 points 7 hours ago

Nets Sixers trade killed both franchises

球迷：篮网76人的交易是伤敌八百，自损一千啊。

[–]Netsclutchhattrick 682 points 7 hours ago

I know r/nba doesn’t wanna hear this but Ben Simmons could still help the Nets.

James Harden is cooked.

篮网球迷：我知道很多球迷不愿意听这话，但本西仍能够帮助篮网。

但哈登已经没根儿辣。

相关新闻>>>没有忘！巴特勒赛后返回更衣室途中大吼：选哈里斯不选我？X！

[–][GSW] Stephen Currysergechewbacca 3452 points 4 hours ago

Philly front office fucked up big time

勇士球迷：费城管理层真心搞砸了。

[–]chancegrab 1894 points 4 hours ago

tobias harris 5/180M

One of the worst contracts in the league

球迷：哈里斯五年1.8亿，

联盟里最烂的合同之一。

4月26日，费城官推：哈登去哪啦？今日球迷：还没找到吧

[–]LifeguardStatus7649 1192 points 4 hours ago

Wait until Philly maxes James Harden

球迷：等费城顶薪续约哈登，那才是最烂合同。

[–]Warriors Bandwagonshiftyt05 1249 points 4 hours ago

He def held that in for the last 3 years.

勇士球迷：巴特勒这句话肯定憋了三年了。

[–]Clippersdezthompson 2874 points 4 hours ago

Damn he took that shit personal

快船球迷：我去，他把这事当做私人恩怨了。

[–]LakersTuckBigFech 1206 points 4 hours ago

Really the son of MJ

湖人球迷：不愧是乔帮主的儿子。

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