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[Post Game Thread] The Miami Heat take a 1-0 lead in the ECF as they defeat the Boston Celtics by 118 - 107, behind 41 points and 9 rebounds from Jimmy Butler

[赛后贴]  迈阿密热火118-107击败波士顿凯尔特人,东部决赛大比分1-0领先,巴特勒爆砍41分9篮板

双方关键球员数据:

热火(1-0):巴特勒41分9板5助4断3帽,希罗18分8板3助,文森特17分2板3助,阿德巴约10分4板4帽,塔克5分6板3助,奥拉迪波5分2断,马丁5分,戴德蒙6分4板

凯尔特人(0-1):塔图姆29分8板6助4断,布朗24分10板3助,罗威18分9板2帽,格威7分2助,普理查德18分5板4助,怀特3分4助,泰斯8分4板

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryQuality_Cucumber 1679 points an hour ago

What the fuck Jimmy Butler

勇士球迷:又硬又火热,吉米巴特勒

[–]HeatSeref15 880 points an hour ago

The defense in this series has been and will continue to be pornographic

热火球迷:这轮系列赛的防守必定是赤身肉搏,少儿不宜

[–]Netsjjonahjacksonjr 1617 points an hour ago

Never seen so many highlight blocks in one game

篮网球迷:今晚精彩盖帽一个接一个,无与伦比的火锅盛宴

相关新闻>>>>热火单场全队送出12次封盖 追平队史季后赛纪录

[–]Clippersvoac4y55bpuc 505 points 3 hours ago*

The 4 teams remaining are all either defensive juggernauts or have Luka magic.

快船球迷:剩下的四支争冠球队要么是防守有如铜墙铁壁,要么就是有东契奇。

[–]MavericksTricky-Shake5546 344 points 3 hours ago

Mavericks held the Suns to 27 points in a half.

独行侠球迷:独行侠防守怎么了?让太阳半场只得27分!

https://news.zhibo8.cc/nba/2022-05-18/628471ca7c888.htm

[–]NetsTokennn 712 points 2 hours ago

Jimmy with a masterpiece game, getting anything he wanted out there

篮网球迷:巴特勒打出了一场生涯代表作,攻防两端予取予求

[–]MavericksCheekyFifaCunt_7 1038 points an hour ago

Playoff Jimmy is amazing

独行侠球迷:季后赛的巴特勒,哪个看了不惊愕

[–]llelouchh 383 points an hour ago

He's been the best player in the playoffs.

球迷:季后赛谁最跩,话事人吉米仔

    (巴特勒热火生涯40+比赛:常规赛:0;季后赛:5)

[–]HeatTheAgGatsby 492 points 3 hours ago

First they told me Trae Young was the best player in the series, then they told me he won't be able to sustain it against the 76ers, then they said that the Celtics defense would lock him up, but let it be known that Jimmy G Butler is THAT GUY

热火球迷:一开始,他们告诉我特雷-杨是系列赛最好的球员。然后他们告诉我,巴特勒过不了数字人这一关。再然后,他们又说凯尔特人能把他锁死。现在,都给爷睁大眼睛瞧瞧:吉米-巴特勒就是天选之子!

[–]CIark 161 points 3 hours ago

Can’t believe prime Lebron is only the second best Heat player ever

球迷:不敢相信,巅峰詹姆斯只是热火队史第二好的球员

[–]LakersPalifaith 555 points 2 hours ago

Imagine choosing Ben Simmons and Tobias Harris over Jimmy Buttler.

湖人球迷:你别说,还真有人宁愿选本西和哈里斯,也不要巴特勒

相关新闻>>>>巴特勒:选哈里斯不选我?X!

[–]NetsSwishBreak 147 points 3 hours ago

Might be the most underrated player in the NBA

篮网球迷:巴特勒可能是NBA最被低估的球员

[–]ThunderCpt-No-Dick 302 points 2 hours ago

Jimmy Butler is going to get a ring out of sheer will alone

雷霆球迷:就为争一口气,巴特勒也要夺下冠军戒指

[–]sidighjd 936 points 2 hours ago

Somebody post his contract lmao

球迷:来来来,谁再来拿巴特勒的大合同说事?

[–]HeatFirstolympicring 497 points 2 hours ago

His 3p% while we're at it

热火球迷:还有他的3分命中率,趁大伙都在,来说说呗

[–]Heat302born 246 points 2 hours ago

And post him and Spo arguing for some giggles

热火球迷:别忘了再取笑一下他和斯波的“内讧”

[–]Heatdrop_the_eggs 94 points 2 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 motherfuckers silent as hell now

热火球迷:🤣🤣🤣🤣那些家伙现在都蔫吧了,三棍子打不出一个屁

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 1004 points 2 hours ago*

Three most alarming stats/ statlines of the game:

Butler putting up 41/9/5 with 4 steals and 2 blocks, while only attempting 2 threes and shooting 94% from the line.

The refs calling 33 fouls in the 2nd half alone.

The 2nd half taking almost an hour and a half to get through, with both the 3rd and 4th quarters going 40+ minutes. That's longer than an average half of NFL football.

独行侠&王治郅球迷:本场比赛有三个细思极恐的数据:

1. 巴特勒41分9板5助4断3帽,只有两次3分出手,罚球命中率94%。

2. 裁判仅下半场就吹罚犯规33次

3. 下半场耗时接近一个半小时,第三节和第四节都超过40分钟。比NFL橄榄球赛的平均半场耗时还要多

[–]Alter720 363 points 2 hours ago

The Tony Brothers extravaganza

球迷:托尼兄弟给你安排得明明白白

[–]Bullsajswdf 116 points 2 hours ago

You know you're a shitty ref when even casual fans like myself know your name.

公牛球迷:如果像我这样的普通球迷,都能叫得上裁判的名字,那这裁判肯定是屎壳郎扛大旗——臭名昭著了。

[–][BKN] D'Angelo RussellZeroFucksToGive 1003 points 2 hours ago

Celtics won 3 quarters and still lost

篮网球迷:凯尔特人赢了三节,结果还是一败涂地

[–][BOS] Kevin GarnettEpicCelloMan54 174 points 2 hours ago

Losing a quarter by 25 certainly doesnt help

凯尔特人球迷:输的那一节一下就输了25分,坑挖的太大了

[–]LakersPalifaith 392 points 2 hours ago2

The Celtics out there playing like the team with the best regular season record in the 3rd quarter.

湖人球迷:看着第三节的凯尔特人,恍惚间像是看到了那支刚刚创下队史常规赛最佳胜场纪录的球队

[–]Heatkanye_bestwestern 44 points 2 hours ago

Nowhere’s safe for suns fans … and in this case nowhere should be, thoughts and prayers

热火球迷:太阳球迷真是走到哪里都躺枪……可出来混,挨打就该立正!节哀顺变

[–]HeatCanesjags4life 579 points 3 hours ago

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.

热火球迷:实话实说,上半场,凯尔特人还是把我们拿捏得死死的

[–]Sunsleakymemo 414 points 2 hours ago

Spoelstra is an incredible coach. Heat were looking washed heading into the half, but they came out looking good.

A team being able to turn it around like that is a symptom of great coaching. You love to see it. And having a monster like Butler certainly helps

太阳球迷:这就要说斯波是一个了不起的教练。接近半场时,热火看着已经要薪尽火灭了,谁承想下半场他们却打出了燎原之势。能率队挽狂澜于既倒,这就是伟大教练的不凡之处。谁不爱看运筹帷幄,逆风翻盘?当然,阵中要少了巴特勒般的猛将,可能也得白瞎

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartDiseaseRidden 410 points 3 hours ago

I don't want to hear shit about how Smart doesn't have a massive defensive impact. Fucking embarrassing out there tonight.

凯尔特人球迷:以后谁也别TM跟我说斯玛特在防守端影响力不够大了。今晚打得真是让人老脸没处搁

[–]76ersdoctorwormactualworm 375 points 3 hours ago

Had to know Boston was in trouble when Marcus Smart is courtside dripped out like a snazzy flamingo

76人球迷:嗯,当你看到斯玛特只能站在场边,打扮得像一只娇艳可人的火烈鸟一样,你就知道凯尔特人确实有麻烦了

[–]smovo 359 points 3 hours ago

I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jimmy Butler. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him grind his coffee, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jimmy. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

球迷:我是直男,可我想和吉米-巴特勒一起隐居在林间小木屋。我们永远不会啪啪啪,但当我站在厨房窗边,看到他赤裸着上身磨咖啡,汗水从身上洒落,自然就会有一股情欲暗流涌动。

我会跑上楼去打磨麒麟臂,强迫自己想起水润的姑娘,但吉米仔的面庞总会映在我的脑海。颗粒无收的我最终会回到楼下,怒火中烧。

有时候,我们会隔着桌子,四目相对,感受那极有可能擦枪走火的瞬间,但最终我们也只是在心里摇摇头,回头继续忙活自己手头的事。

终有一天,我们之中会有一个人先死,剩下的那个人会把逝者亲手埋葬在小木屋之外。然后,走回屋内,为已故的挚友写下寥寥数语,然后便随他而去。伊人已随黄鹤去,苟留人世为哪般。

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