键盘侠|班巴说老里爱成人电影激怒小里 欧文申请交易间接引发冲突

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森林狼今日120-127不敌魔术,两队在比赛中爆发大规模冲突,小里弗斯、班巴等5人被驱逐。

[–]Warriorscyb3ryung 1581 points 5 hours ago

-surprised to see actual punches in an NBA fight

-ruined a great Shaqtin moment with Gobert passing through Edwards legs

勇士球迷:NBA打架竟真打人,不怕妆花了?戈贝尔穿裆传球,奥尼尔的算盘声被几秒后的冲突打断。

(传统NBA冲突)

(今天的冲突)

[–]NBALamZeppelin 252 points 4 hours ago

Holy fuck that pass is hilarious

球迷:猴类法克!我被笑死掉了,戈贝尔的传球要负刑事责任!

[–][GSW] Chris MullinTeTrodoToxin4 170 points 3 hours ago

“Gobert with a pass so bad it caused a fist fight”.

勇士球迷:戈贝尔是冲突的罪魁祸首,他的那记传球太垮了,影响到了人类的激素水平,导致了冲突。

[–]Timberwolvesdosnetlive 2617 points 5 hours ago

Why did rivers walk all the way over to the bench tho? Wonder what was said

森林狼球迷:为什么小里头也不回地直冲魔术替补席?他们说啥了?

[–]Bucksjgatch2001 1562 points 5 hours ago

There was a replay on the broadcast where Rivers missed a corner 3 in front of the bench and Bamba (on the bench) stuck his tongue out at him, they’ve been talking smack for a while

雄鹿球迷:比赛转播中有个回放,小里在魔术替补席跟前投丢了一个底角三分,班巴对着他吐了舌头,他们对嘴有一阵了。

[–]TimberwolvesJaBoi_Jared 1477 points 5 hours ago

Mo must have said something crazy cuz Fultz looked legit shocked at whatever he said when Rivers took that 3

森林狼球迷:班巴肯定说了什么不得了的东西,小里投完那记三分,富儿子震惊得脸都变形了。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantrferg3 189 points 5 hours ago

Said something about Doc liking those trans porn vids on Twitter I bet 😂

湖人球迷:肯定说了河文档爱看变性人毛片儿的事儿。😂

[–]dungyhasbigtits 61 points 5 hours ago

im sorry, what?

球迷:恕在下无知?请务必展开说说毛片的事。

[–]bestatbeingmodest 99 points 5 hours ago

Doc Rivers had trans porn under his "Liked" tweets on his Twitter account for a minute before people noticed.

Iirc he claimed he was hacked?

Also in case you weren't aware, this same thing happened with Connor McGregor and gay porn lol.

球迷:河文档推特上曾经点赞过变性人爱情动作技术分析影片,后来被人发现了。他说他的账号被盗了。

你还挺纯的,建议同时搜一搜“康纳-麦格雷戈”和“同性毛片”。

[–]HarryDixon-Cox 397 points 5 hours ago

Best part of that replay was Fultz's reaction to whatever Bamba said. He looked so surprised, and then started looking around at the other people close by like, "Did y'all hear him say that?"

球迷:最有趣的地方是富儿子听了班巴说的话之后的反应。他惊得眼睛都圆了,环顾四周身边的队友:“你们都听到他说的玩意儿了吗?”

[–]NBATylerNY315_ 288 points 5 hours ago

Mo Bamba: 🤪

Rivers: and I took personally

班巴:🤪

小里:舌苔太厚,中医建议通过面部击打治疗。

[–]BoNixDuxHeisman 40 points 3 hours ago

"why yo daddy....[something something something] asshole"

球迷:“你的爸爸为什么...坏……骚.…..还…嘿嘿嘿嘿....”

[–]No-Equipment-20 8 points an hour ago*

I’ve got a sneaking suspicion it might be in relation to Doc River’s twitter likes

球迷:我私以为,班巴和小里的垃圾话和老里的推特点赞有关。

[–]GrizzliesANAL_CAVITIES 128 points 6 hours ago

"your bitch ass wouldn't be in the league if you had a different dad" idk

灰熊球迷:“你这鸟人,要是换个爸爸,你现在都不知道在哪个化粪池游泳呢。”差不多这种类型的挑衅。

[–]HoopsMcCann750 78 points 6 hours ago

Gotta be something like this, it’s just too easy.

球迷:就是这种,太容易猜了。

[–]TimberwolvesGio_runs25 317 points 6 hours ago

I'm at the game opposite side of the court. Had no clue what was happening

森林狼球迷:我在球场的另一边看比赛,世界一片祥和,完全不知道发生了什么事情。

[–]KnicksKevinar 62 points 5 hours ago

I need you to run on the court and ask the refs for me

尼克斯球迷:我命令你冲到球场上去,帮我问问裁判各中细节。

[–]Cavaliersosufan765 28 points 3 hours ago

pretend you've got Uber Eats, I guess that makes it easy to get on the floor.

骑士球迷:假装你是送外卖的,可能更容易冲进赛场。

🎥不给个技犯?外卖小哥闯入NCAA赛场 全场懵了😂

[–]Lakersephemeralfugitive 545 points 6 hours ago

Gonert relieved af that happened to grab everyone’s attention, because that pass to Ant was embarrassing af lmao

湖人球迷:包贝尔一身轻松,冲突后没人会关心他传给华子的穿裆球了,那个传球真的尬死了,哈哈哈哈。

[–]SunsGoatInRealLife 115 points 4 hours ago

lol I was just about to say, it was more shocking than the fight tbh. What the actual fuck was that pass Rudy??

太阳球迷:哈哈哈我正要说这来着呢,这个传球比冲突还离谱。这个法克传球到底是要干嘛呀,包贝尔?

[–]wouldntknowever 767 points 6 hours ago

Bamba finally showing some fight…from the bench!

球迷:班巴终于在NBA替补席大展“拳脚”啦!

[–]TimberwolvesHairyDowntown 163 points 6 hours ago

I wanted the camera to follow them back into the locker room like WWE.

森林狼:我希望镜头可以一直跟到球员的更衣室去。就像WWE那样。

[–]BullsAndThisGuyPeedOnIt 11 points 3 hours ago

"Where is he? Where is he? You stay here with Rudy, the rest of you with me!"

公牛球迷:“他人呢?上哪儿去了?你和包贝尔在这儿别动,其他人跟上!”

MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 352 points 6 hours ago

Damn I didn’t know this Kyrie news today had that much effect on some players

独行侠球迷:万万没想到,原来今天欧文的骚操作对联盟球员的影响这么大!

又来!Shams:欧文向篮网申请交易 倾向于交易截止日前离队

[–]Pistonswilli3blaz3 198 points 5 hours ago

They should’ve ejected Gobert for that pass

活塞球迷:裁判应该把戈贝尔也驱逐了,原因是那记穿裆传球。

[–]Hoodieninj 9 points 4 hours ago

Lmao you bastard

球迷:哈哈哈,你好坏哦,我好喜欢。

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