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[赛后贴]NBA季后赛东部决赛第7场，迈阿密热火队客场103-84战胜波士顿凯尔特人队，总比分4-3淘汰后者进军总决赛。

双方数据

热火（4-3）：巴特勒28分7篮板6助攻3抢断，马丁26分10篮板3助攻，阿德巴约12分10篮板7助攻，斯特鲁斯8分5篮板，文森特10分4助攻，洛瑞7分7篮板5助攻，邓罗10分2抢断。

凯尔特人（3-4）：布朗19分8篮板5助攻2封盖8失误，塔图姆14分11篮板4助攻，怀特18分2篮板，斯玛特9分2篮板4助攻，霍福德8分8篮板2助攻，罗威8分6篮板，格威3分。

[–]Thunderhomefree122 9043 points 3 hours ago

This series was all just an elaborate ruse by the Heat to punk the entire sports world into thinking the Celtics would actually pull off the 0-3 comeback.

雷霆球迷：其实，整个系列赛就是热火精心设计的一个局，他们玩弄了整个体育届，让所有人都以为凯尔特人会在0-3落后的情况完成惊天大逆转！

[–]BucksDrunkBucksFan 5415 points 2 hours ago

Jaylen Brown: “Don’t let us win one.”

Heat: “Okay fine, have three.”

雄鹿球迷：

杰伦-布朗：“别让我们扳回一场！”

热火：“好啦好啦~~那就让你们扳三场！行了吧？乖~~”

新闻链接>>>>>>G4背水一战！杰伦-布朗&斯玛特齐喊话：今天最好别让我们扳回一局

[–]ThunderiCarpet 1096 points 4 hours ago

Tatum: “Why the charade? Why let us win 3 games?”

Butler: “To give Boston hope”

Tatum: “Hope?”

Butler: “So I can rip it away from them”

雷霆球迷：

塔图姆：“骗子！！演员！！为什么要故意让我们赢3场？”

巴特勒：“为了给波士顿希望。”

塔图姆：“给希望？”

巴特勒：“这样我就可以再次毁掉他们。”

[–]PistonsMarrouge 303 points 2 hours ago

Jimmy let the Celtics have three because he knew the script after losing in Game 7 last year, no wonder he was smiling so much despite losing the last 3 games before this lol

活塞球迷：之所以巴特勒让凯尔特人赢下三场球，因为在上赛季东决G7热火输给凯尔特人之后，他就已经知道这赛季的剧本了~这就难怪在连丢3场之后，他还能笑得出来了，哈哈哈哈~~

[–]Warriorswtiatsph 1667 points 3 hours ago

4-0: sweep

4-1: gentleman's sweep

4-2: ?

4-3: asshole sweep?

勇士球迷：

4-0叫“横扫”

4-1叫“绅士横扫”

4-2不知道叫啥

4-3叫“欠揍式横扫”？

[–]San Francisco WarriorsEngrish_Major 1696 points 2 hours ago

The “Ohhh you almost had it!” Sweep

勇士球迷：4-3叫“哎呀呀，可惜耶~差一点你就赢了呢~”横扫

[–]LakersXGhoul 160 points 2 hours ago

Literally playing with their food.

湖人球迷：热火这是在玩弄他们的猎物啊~~

[–]Trail Blazersburtmaklin1 3636 points 3 hours ago

Jimmy knew getting swept wasn’t embarrassing enough. Getting swept? Happens all the time. Losing at home after coming back from 0-3? Now that’s next level demoralization. Only now does Boston have his permission to die.

开拓者球迷：诸位！巴特勒，这个人他善诛心啊！他知道4-0横扫是满足不了他羞辱对手的目的的！毕竟横扫这种事儿可太常见了啊~但是！如果他佯装在3-0领先的情况下让对手追到3-3，然后在对手的主场，让对手当着家乡父老乡亲的面抢七被诛杀？如此所造成的精神层面的崩溃，更加致命！所以说啊，凯尔特人之前他们就是想死也死不了啊，巴特勒就等着今天，才最终下达了诛杀令！！

[–]Heat Bandwagonepicurean_barbarian 1434 points 3 hours ago

Probably the most soul crushing loss I've ever seen, given the context.

热火球迷：楼上的，听你这么一说，这场比赛可就是我见过，最屠戮人心的比赛了啊~~~

[–]boregon 383 points 3 hours ago

Which is crazy cause game 6 was maybe the most soul crushing loss I had ever seen. Now it doesn’t even matter.

球迷：本来以为G6的补篮绝杀已经是我见过最诛心的了，可今天看来，简直是小巫见大巫啊~~太可怕了！！

[–]KnicksRizzzem 5481 points 2 hours ago

Derrick White’s shot will be lost in forgotten NBA lore now

尼克斯球迷：怀特的G6绝杀注定将淹没在NBA历史的滚滚河流之中了~~

[–]Sweatytubesock 2241 points 2 hours ago

Like tears in rain

球迷：G6的绝杀，就像那滴被无情的大雨带走的不甘之泪~~

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 4540 points 2 hours ago*

Caleb Martin in game 7 last season: DNP

Caleb Martin in game 7 today: Best player on the court (maybe even the series)

猛龙球迷：

科雷布-马丁

上赛季东决G7：DNP （未获得出场时间）

本赛季东决G7：场上最佳球员（说不定也是整个系列赛的最佳球员）

[–]gik501 488 points 2 hours ago

So Caleb Martin for MVP, right?

球迷：所以说，科雷布-马丁才是东决MVP，对吧？

[–]RaptorsKingREX_24 2007 points 3 hours ago

J. Cole needs to be an NBA scout or GM.

猛龙球迷：不得不说，J. Cole得去NBA做个球探或者经理啥的才行~~

注：J Cole 是美国说唱歌手。

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 389 points 3 hours ago

What why?

雷霆球迷：啊？何出此言？展开说说。

[–]Lakerscharmangander 1619 points 3 hours ago

J Cole is friends with Caleb Martin and convinced miami to sign him

湖人球迷：J. Cole和科雷布-马丁是朋友，是他说服了热火队签下科雷布-马丁。

[–]haduken_69 1985 points 2 hours ago

How TF are you an NBA wing and can’t dribble?

球迷：一个NBA侧翼球员竟然TMD连运球都运不利索，尼玛搞毛呢？

[–]HeatHarshvardhanTyagi 24 points an hour ago

Jalyen brown when he gets the ball:

a. Shoot the ball

↪ brick it (or)

↪ make it luckily

b. Dribble the ball

↪ dribble the ball of the foot.

↪ turn over the ball

↪ drive into the defender and get fouled.

↪ actually make it to the ring and miss the shot

thats an All nba player damn.

热火球迷：

杰伦-布朗拿到球之后：

选项一：投篮

结果1：打铁

结果2：或者运气好投进了

选项二：运球

结果1：运到自己脚上了

结果2：失误了

结果3：往人堆里面去突破，被犯规

结果4：终于得到上篮的机会，不过上丢了

这就是最佳阵容球员，哎~~

[–]RaptorsNoseBlind2 3561 points 3 hours ago

BREAKING: NBA announces 3rd place 7 game series of Lakers vs Celtics which will be televised at prime time on national television.

NBA finals have been delegated to 4am on the History channel

猛龙球迷：

爆炸新闻！联盟宣布：湖人和凯尔特人将进行一轮7场制的季军争夺赛，比赛将在黄金时段进行全美直播！于此同时，联盟宣布总决赛将在凌晨4点的历史科普频道播出。

[–]NotWilll 1752 points 3 hours ago

The Celtics still have a 20% chance to win the finals according to ESPN

球迷：据ESPN分析，凯尔特人仍然有20%的几率夺得总冠军！

注：ESPN曾分析热火进军总决赛的几率为3%

[–]New Jersey Netstunamelts2 324 points 3 hours ago

Has a team ever come back from being down 4-3? I’m just asking questions…

篮网球迷：以前真的有球队在3-4落后的情况下逆转晋级过吗？诶诶！我没逗啊~真的就简简单单地问个问题~~~

课外阅读>>>>>>袁方：比赛如果没有结束 勇士肯定可以再赢三场5:4晋级

[–]KnicksJenniferLopezFan2 309 points 3 hours ago

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by the 2023 Miami Heat

尼克斯球迷：请2023年季后赛热火队的刀下亡魂们，都飘出来请举个手~~~

[–]PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes 48 points 2 hours ago

Hawks fan here with my hand in my pocket

老鹰球迷：老鹰球迷在此！双手插兜，不认热火这个对手！

注：老鹰队在本赛季附加赛七八名对阵中击败了热火，率先以7号种子身份晋级季后赛。

[–]rookie-mistake 1861 points 2 hours ago*

lmao are they about to hand Butler a fucking Larry Bird trophy in Boston right now? the fucking scenes this series just keeps giving hahaha

球迷：等等啊各位！联盟是不是把拉里-伯德奖杯（东决MVP奖杯）在凯尔特人主场颁给的巴特勒啊？这个系列赛还真他娘的塞满世界名画啊，哈哈哈哈！！

[–]MagicChannelNeo 915 points 2 hours ago

Jokic gets the Magic trophy in LA and now Butler gets the Bird trophy in Boston.

Love it.

球迷：之前是约基奇在湖人主场领了“魔术师”埃尔文-约翰逊奖杯（西决MVP奖杯），现在是巴特勒在凯尔特人主场领了拉里-伯德奖杯（东决MVP奖杯）。这画面！爱死了！

注：魔术师是湖人名宿，拉里-伯德是凯尔特人名宿。

新闻链接>>>>>>伯德杯和魔术师杯分别被凯尔特人、湖人的对手获得

[–]CelticsAngus4LBs 207 points 2 hours ago

damn the script writers going to all time disrespectful this year lol

凯尔特人球迷：妈的！NBA编剧今年也太敢写了吧！简直是胆大包天！！哈哈哈！！！

[–]NuggetsShenanigans80h 219 points an hour ago*

The NBA were probably over the moon at the possibility of giving the first ever Bird/Magic trophies to their franchises. Too bad for them I suppose

掘金球迷：本来联盟还兴奋得要死呢，以为会有湖人球员和凯尔特人球员要拿到史上首座魔术师或者伯德奖杯~~想想还有点替他们难过呢~~~

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