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[赛后贴]NBA总决赛首场对决，丹佛掘金队主场104-93战胜迈阿密热火队，总比分1-0领先。

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掘金（1-0）：约基奇27分10板14助，穆雷26分6板10助，戈登16分6板，波特14分12板，波普7分3板，布朗10分5板2助，格林4分

热火（0-1）：阿德巴约26分13板5助，文森特19分2板5助，巴特勒13分7板7助，马丁3分4板，海史密斯18分，洛瑞11分5板5助，邓罗3分，斯特鲁斯10投0中

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryQuality_Cucumber 1365 points 57 minutes ago

It doesn’t matter if the Heat are down by 10, 20, or 50, they’ll keep fighting.

Jokic lookin comfortable out there though lol he’s playing in complete control and just makin’ it look like he’s not even trying yet.

勇士球迷：热火还是一样，不管落后10分、20分还是50分，他们都不会放弃比赛！但是约基奇打得也太轻松了吧，一切都在他的掌控中啊！诶他到底有没有出汗啊我说！！！

[–]Raptorssaltface14 726 points 56 minutes ago

He only took 12 shots and 7 of those were in the 4th quarter once the game got “close” 😂

猛龙球迷：对啊，约老师全场总共也就出手了12次投篮，其中的7次还是在第四节“比分胶着”的时候出来救场的！这你受得了吗？😂

[–]NuggetsShenanigans80h 346 points 51 minutes ago

You could see him flip a switch there inside 4 minutes where he started getting aggressive. He was passive most of the game

掘金球迷：大家都可以看到，到了比赛最后四分钟的时候，约老师把不知道藏在身体哪个部位的开关掰了一下，接着立马就爆种了！其他大部分时间，他欲望都相当冷淡…

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 916 points 48 minutes ago

Jokic in the 2nd half: 17 points on 7/11 shooting, 7 rebounds, 6 assists. Ramped it the fuck up when his team needed him most.

独行侠球迷：约基奇下半场砍下11投7中，砍下17分7篮板6助攻！真的是球队需要他的时候，立马就能疯狂输出啊！

[–][MIN] Tyus JonesIslandkid679 287 points 45 minutes ago*

When the lead was down to 9, Jok: "shits too close..."

森林狼球迷：当分差被迫近到9分时，约基奇心想：“不行不行，这也太胶着了…”

[–]loveeachother_ 147 points 34 minutes ago

"Nikola carry us"

"But I don't wannnaaaaaa"

"They're within 9"

"Fiiiine"

球迷：

“约老师快点出手救救我们吧！！！”

“干嘛…我没啥兴致诶…”

“他们都追到9分了啊！！”

“好吧好吧…真麻烦…”

[–][CHA] Walter Herrmannspotty15 [score hidden] 18 minutes ago

"NIKOLA, FIRE ZE SHOTS!"

"But I am le tired..."

"Ok take a nap.....

THEN FIRE ZE SHOTS!!!!"

黄蜂球迷：

“约老师快点出手啊！！”

“你要干嘛…我有点乏…”

“行…那您先小憩一下…您醒了是吧…那还不快出手啊！！！！”

[–]SpursMakeAShadow 446 points 49 minutes ago

How do you hope to contain this man?

马刺球迷：那么…怎样才能对付得了这个男人呢？

[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 289 points 43 minutes ago

Kidnap his favorite horse and hold it for ransom.

开拓者球迷：我有一计！绑架他的爱马，让他识相点，做出交换！

（约基奇和他的爱马）

[–]ObiMemeKenobi 75 points 32 minutes ago

That might just trigger him into becoming Liam Neeson or John Wick

球迷：楼上的咱可不兴这么玩儿啊！要这么干，约基奇搞不好会变成连姆-尼森或者约翰-威克这种夺命大杀器！咱是担心以后公墓资源太紧俏，想尽快让自己住进去吗？

（约翰-威克，《疾速追杀》系列主角，由基努-里维斯主演）

[–]NuggetsWorldly_Walnut [score hidden] 30 minutes ago

Have you seen his brothers? Do you have a death wish?

掘金球迷：可不是嘛！约基奇那俩虎背熊腰的哥哥…你可曾见过？另外，遗嘱写了吗？

（约基奇的哥哥！！吧友们感受下）

（约基奇的俩哥哥上门来算账，你从猫眼往外看的时候）

[–]Gabagool_Over_Here_ 605 points 59 minutes ago

Feels like Jokic barely did anything and he still got a TD lmao

球迷：今天看了比赛，我感觉约基奇啥也没干，就是乖巧地站在场上，却依然是满身大汉…

[–]lxshadynastyxl 142 points 55 minutes ago

Fucked around and got a triple double

球迷：谁说的！约基奇可一点也不乖巧，在场上翻云覆雨，搞了个三双…

[–]LakersPalifaith 222 points an hour ago

Caleb Martin might lose all the money he made against the Celtics by the time these finals are over.

湖人球迷：等总决赛一结束，科雷布-马丁在东决好不容易打出的身价，可就全没了~~~

[–]Heat BandwagonHerroicDunc 47 points 58 minutes ago

He's already in a contract. Strus on the other hand, oof.

热火球迷：马丁早已合同在身啦，没事的~不过斯特鲁斯可就惨咯~~~

[–]PistonsDLgoblue12 1167 points an hour ago

Strus with the misplaced confidence to shoot 0-9 from 3 💀

活塞球迷：是啊，斯特鲁斯不知道从哪儿借来的自信，三分搞出个9投0中💀

[–]Heatyoudingaling 178 points 59 minutes ago

He could be 0-100 and Spo would probably still tell him to shoot it lmao

热火球迷：要是在斯波的持续温情鼓励下，斯特鲁斯搞不好能投出个100投0中，哈哈哈哈！

（我可没鼓励他投100个）

[–]Thunderhomefree122 762 points an hour ago

The real series match up here could be Murray versus Jokic for Finals MVP

雷霆球迷：看来，这个总决赛只剩唯一一个悬念了，穆雷和约基奇谁会最终获得FMVP…

[–]Trail BlazersDIXtICon 600 points an hour ago

do not be fooled. this was not an 11 point game

开拓者球迷：大家不要被最终比分给骗了啊，两队的实力差距可不止11分分差这么近呢~~~

[–]76erswsbull_35 78 points an hour ago

Jokic best player on the planet and it’s not even close

76人球迷：约基奇就是这个世界上最强的篮球运动员，独一档的存在！！

Just give the nuggets the ring man

湖人球迷：住手！不要再打啦~热火都已经死啦~~~赶紧把总冠军颁给掘金队吧~~~

（掘金4场夺冠）

[–]Nuggets Bandwagonzoragala 131 points an hour ago*

Heat should honestly feel good about this game. Missed so many wide open 3's and still only lost by 11.

掘金球迷：不过在我看来，热火队应该不会因为这场比赛而受到太大的打击，尽管他们丢了这么多三分球，最终分差也就11分而已啦！

[–]LakersYoungDetective 237 points an hour ago

I've heard this story before, it didn't end well

湖人球迷：楼上的兄弟，作为过来人我告诉你，这剧情我比你懂，事情可没你想得那么简单呢~~~555~~~

[–]HeatTheFatmanRises 21 points an hour ago

We kept them under 120 points who says we don’t got ELITE DEFENSE 😤

热火球迷：大伙儿！我们可是把掘金的得分限制在了120分以内呢，你们敢说我们的防守不牛逼吗？😤

注：掘金队季后赛场均得分115.6分，本场得分104分。

[–]Nuggetsmohiben 6 points 36 minutes ago

You joke but actually though, low scoring night for us

掘金球迷：楼上的我知道你在自嘲，不过确实，对我们来说，今天的得分已经很低啦~~

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