【隔墙有耳】阿森纳不在?那就塞维利亚吧

第27期:欧冠1/4决赛对决出炉,巴萨vs罗马、塞维利亚vs拜仁、尤文vs皇马、利物浦vs曼城

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巴萨第三客场和罗马主场球衣,到场上保准你傻傻分不清

罗马SweaterTable

Well it was nice to meet you guys, see you next year

很高兴见到欧冠八强的兄弟,我们明年再见!

科隆Herr_Bert

maybe let Barca play in their 3rd kit, claim you are them

叫巴萨穿第三客场球衣,踢得时候就说你们是一队的

上一次相遇,弗洛伦齐的惊天吊射

巴萨TheMexicanJuan

We're gonna chain Ter Stegen to the post this time.

这次要把特尔施特根栓门柱上

阿森纳Shqiptaria580

What you saying? Džeko going to score a hattrick at Camp Nou.

你说啥呢?哲科可是要去诺坎普帽子戏法的

这只贝西克塔斯的猫咪给拜仁带来好运

切尔西lseaistoppedwrithing2

1.Be Bayern

2.Play like shit in group to finish second

3.PSG wins group and gets Real LOL

4.Arsenal are not in CL

5.instead, Draw one Besiktas

6.Whoop Turkish ass

7.Draw sevilla

1.选择拜仁

2.小组赛随便踢踢拿个第二

3.巴黎拼死拼命第一抽了皇马

4.阿森纳没进欧冠

5.那好吧,抽个贝西克塔斯吧

6.嗯,土耳其佬踢得还不赖(总分8-1)

7.那就抽塞维利亚吧

贝西克塔斯dinthedon

We know that feel Sevilla

我知道那种感觉...

塞维利亚segohe

We will try to avenge you

我们会试着帮你报仇的...

法国Karigalan

Bayern ends second of their groups, and faces Besiktas then Sevilla. LMAO

拜仁踢了个小组第二,淘汰赛对手却是贝西克塔斯和塞维利亚...

皇马bestopinionismine

You guys should thank Ancelotti for that loss against PSG.

你们呐,赶紧谢谢安胖吧,小组赛输巴黎输得好啊

曼城TimTamKablam

Ancelotti sacrificed himself for Bayern’s success in the CL

安切洛蒂血祭自己,求得拜仁平安

网友StonePillow

So that's what bayern fans meant when they said they were bringing Ancelotti so they can have a more succesful CL run.

我懂了,怪不得拜仁球迷老说安切洛蒂擅长欧冠呢...

梅西将回到福地罗马--2009年的绝妙“一头”

拜仁Hsjak500

I'm feeling bad somehow. Mad luck after we finished the group as 2nd while PSG gets fucked after finishing it 1st

总有种不祥的预感。我们明明小组第二却运气爆棚,巴黎拿了小组第一却像踩了狗屎

网友ExcellentFinMoSalah

Bayern drawing Besiktas and Sevilla unbelievable

拜仁能连抽贝西克塔斯和塞维利亚?太扯了

加拉塔萨雷Emhyr_var_Emreis

I thought about it a bit, but I couldn't find a way to adapt UEFAlona to Bayern. I have failed.

我也想过这个问题,但总找不到在欧足(联)(巴塞)罗那四个字里面插进拜仁的方法。

皇马HancokUndead

UEFAyern

欧足(联)仁

你肯定没想到:尤文皇马曾4次在淘汰赛相遇(除决赛),皇马全部出局

切尔西istoppedwrithing2

Absolute scenes when Juve and Roma play in a UCL final in the year Italy don't get to go to the world cup

如果罗马和尤文会师决赛--而意大利却已无缘世界杯--那才叫牛逼呢

尤文Superdanowns

Yeah, was hoping for anything but Real or Barca. Have played them too much lately. Liverpool or City would have been fun :)

本想避开皇马巴萨的,最近踢了太多次了啦。抽个利物浦或曼城挺棒

尤文Bisark

I hope that the semifinals will be 1 ESP, 1 ITA, 1 GER, 1 ENG

希望四强里西甲一队、意甲一队、德国一队、英超一队

网友thekinkyafro

Definitely made sure Barca, Real Madrid, Man City & Bayern don't play each other and that a Roma-Sevilla didn't happen.

欧足联不想巴萨、皇马、曼城和拜仁抽到一起,他们也不想罗马vs塞维利亚这样的对决出现

尤文LukeCreed13 

UEFA really wants that sweet Real vs Barça final...

Anyway, jokes aside, although we can't beat Real in a final, we beat them many times on two legs. My guess is a 65% Real and 35% for Juve.

欧足联是真想巴萨皇马会师决赛啊...

玩笑归玩笑,虽然去年决赛我们输给了皇马,但两回合淘汰赛里,尤文可赢了皇马好多次。我猜皇马晋级概率是65%,尤文35%

路易斯-加西亚、德罗巴...蓝月&红军将扛起英超内战的大旗

曼城Masterofknees

Fuck off, the only draw I didn't want.

It's not so much that I think you'd be our most difficult draw, it's more that it's just not as exciting to face English sides in the CL. It's still a difficult draw on top of that though, mostly because of our Anfield record.

妈的,我唯一不想碰见的对手

我不是特指利物浦是最难缠,只是在这种级别的较量里英超内战没那么激动人心了。利物浦当然也不好打,曼城在安菲尔德的战绩尤其糟糕

网友49unbeaten

Man City's schedule during the first two weeks of April now looks like this:

Liverpool (Away)

Man United (Home)

Liverpool (Home)

Spurs (Away)

4月前两周的曼城赛程

客场打利物浦

主场打曼联

主场打利物浦

客场打热刺

利物浦callzor

Tough league matches that. You should focus on the league, make sure you dont lose the title!

你们后面打曼联热刺都是硬仗啊,赶紧专注联赛吧,万一拿不到冠军咋办?

朴茨茅斯ChopsMagee

I hate when English teams play each other, we see that in the league, I want to see something different

我讨厌英超内战,联赛看的够多了,该来点新鲜的

利物浦goofygoober2

holy shit liverpool city will probably be something crazy like 10-9 aggregate

天呐,利物浦&曼城会踢出10-9的总比分的

网友zrizzoz

Im betting on 7-3 aggregate, with an english side making it to the semis

我赌总分7-3,一支英超球队晋级半决赛

(白川)

勘误:文中有关特尔施特根的梗理解有误,现已更正。感谢吧友@Claudio.M的提醒。

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