【隔墙有耳】C罗他X的当然做到了！

大家好，第42期、也是世界杯期间的第一期《隔墙有耳》他leile。

不知有没有看完乌拉圭、伊朗，撑不住睡着的球迷？没看西葡对决你亏大了！

C罗完美演绎帽子戏法，真“1打11”力挽狂澜。不仅如此，西班牙的进攻、进球也是非常精彩。这样的比赛不知道多少年出一次咯。

话不多说，一起看看reddit上国外网友的怪力吐槽吧。

23'科斯塔乱舞扳平

[–]阿根廷saywhatagain_ 2131 points 5 hours ago

what a fucking goal by the forty year old

四十岁大叔的疯狂进球

[–]T热刺 HotspurJackalope117 526 points 5 hours ago*

Shite defending but what a goal from costa. Didn't expect that dribbling showcase from him

屎一样的防守，不过从没想到科斯塔也能奉献这样的盘带

[–]英格兰PoliceAlarm 290 points 5 hours ago

5 on 1. How do you even let that through?!

5打1诶！你们是怎么让他进的！？

[–]阿森纳Thesecondorigin 105 points 4 hours ago

First you take a forearm to the face

第一步，把上臂放对方脸上

“科”巨人

[–]oceans47 236 points 5 hours ago

Can't believe he's still playing at 57.

真不敢相信都57岁了还在踢球

[–]Cruz Azulcortez0498 130 points 5 hours ago

He often carried Chelsea in his last season playing for them by bullying and dribbling through the defence all by himself.

上赛季在切尔西，科斯塔经常就这样凭一己之力扛着后卫盘带进球

[–]切尔西Sw3atyGoalz 16 points 5 hours ago

He has his moments sometimes. Weirdly good at dribbling considering his size and style of play.

科斯塔能奉献这样的表演，考虑到他的身材和风格，如此擅长盘带真是另类

44'德赫亚失误，C罗梅开二度

[–]DenzelWashingtonDC 1503 points 5 hours ago

Lose the fax machine Madrid

马德里警告，传真机坏了（译注1）

译注1：2015年夏，由于转会文件递交超时，德赫亚加盟皇马失败。

[–]考文垂0100001101110111 13 points 5 hours ago

Ed Woodward currently at the bernabeu hand delivering 10 new fax machines.

伍德沃德正在马德里，亲自送来十台传真机

[–]皇马Number333 690 points 5 hours ago

I imagine United fans are thrilled

曼联粉丝正瑟瑟发抖吧

[–]M曼联deservedlyundeserved 519 points 5 hours ago

We are.

是的，没错

小德、小纳都很到位，总裁很满意

[–]曼联epileptic_disco 224 points 5 hours ago

It’s very strange. De Gea is the only reason I was supporting Spain in this but his mistake here has made me very happy.

德赫亚是我支持西班牙的唯一原因啊，但是看到荷鸭失误我反倒蛮开心，挺奇怪的

[–]Polandartie_fresh 171 points 5 hours ago

Luckily for you he never does that wearing your kit

你们挺走运的，德赫亚在曼联从不犯这些失误

[–]英格兰Faryz 133 points 5 hours ago*

They should get him to wear a United kit underneath his Spain kit

也许德赫亚该在西班牙球衣下面套一件曼联的

[–]葡萄牙Glorx 80 points 5 hours ago

Champions league anthem for CR7 and a MU shirt for DDG

给C罗来首欧冠主题曲（译注2）vs给德赫亚来件曼联球衣

译注2：意指C罗一到欧冠发挥就尤其出色。

你是谁？？

[–]曼联barbarix96 97 points 5 hours ago*

See Florentino? De Gea is trash, move on please.

弗洛伦蒂诺看到没？德赫亚就是一坨屎，赶紧去找别的目标啊

[–]Rooonaldooo99 6740 points 5 hours ago

Someone check De Gea for a concussion

来个人检查下啊，德赫亚是不是脑震荡了

[–]ChileJavonetor 246 points 5 hours ago

Ramos hitting his own teammates

拉莫斯袭击本方队友

[–]B多特Anionan 771 points 5 hours ago

He's wearing the Karius manbun after all

德赫亚也留了个“卡里乌斯发型”（丸子头）

86'C罗戴帽，终场前扳平

[–]英格兰BroOfDumbo 2645 points 3 hours ago

Of fucking course he does it.

C罗他X的当然做到了！

[–]DreadWolf3 366 points an hour ago

Dude doesnt score from free kicks for what feels like a decade and then just throws a screamer when it is important. I guess that is what all time greats do

就好比十年不进任意球，然后在关键时刻一剑封喉！这是所有伟大球员都会做的事吧

[–]瑞典DaJoW 86 points an hour ago

BBC commentators said it's his first goal from a freekick in a major tournament. 45 freekicks taken.

BBC解说说这是C罗在大赛的第一个任意球进球，他的第45个任意球

[–]sharkaim4 891 points 3 hours ago

Ramos be like " that's how it feels when this guy is against us "

拉莫斯懂了，这就是C罗在你对面的感觉

[–]Jackdfcd18 3980 points 3 hours ago

Game of the fucking tournament already

世界杯开赛以来的最佳比赛

[–]葡萄牙lfcerial 757 points 3 hours ago

this might as well have been the god damn final

一场小组赛踢得像世界杯决赛

[–]阿森纳Xaynr 1949 points 3 hours ago

And just when you thought his free kicks were washed up. The man pulled off a miracle for Portugal tonight.

你都以为任意球要踢飞了，C罗为葡萄牙上演了一出奇迹

[–]Hajduk Split50lipa 902 points 2 hours ago

The commentary was amazing as well: ''We all know what is going to happen, he will take 3 steps back, 1 step to the left, 2 deep breaths and equalize this game.''

评论也牛逼啊，“我们知道这一切会发生的，C罗会原地倒退三步，往左迈一步，两下深呼吸，然后扳平比分！”

嗜血眼神

[–]阿根廷codespyder 981 points 2 hours ago*

Me to wife: "Ronaldo used to be good at free-kicks, but it's one of his few skills that's declined over time"

goaaaaaaaaalllllll

Wife to me: "... do you know anything about soccer?"

我跟我老婆讲：“以前C罗任意球很强的，但是现在越来越不行了”

进球以后，我老婆回我：“你真的懂球吗？”

[–]诺丁汉森林Sandygonads 274 points 2 hours ago

Literally me to my mate:

“I hate when commentators hype up free kicks this much, It’s going to take 5 minutes to set up and he’ll cannon it into the wall...”

Happy to be wrong

一样啊，我跟朋友打赌：“这些评论都在做梦啊，C罗绝对绕不过这个人墙...”

真的开心，我是错的

想起了2001年小贝，不得不进、注定会进的球

[–]英格兰wrdb2007 4752 points 3 hours ago

HE CLEARLY DIDNT WANT TO WEAR THOSE SHORTS!

C罗是真不想穿那些短裤（译注3）

译注3：C罗总会撩起球裤，露出性感大腿~

[–]皇马ThisIsSenpalll 1269 points 3 hours ago

what a sexy leg

性感的大腿

[–]Millionmario 552 points 3 hours ago

Pure muscle

全是肌肉

[–]RedTwoBlue 539 points 3 hours ago

I can't handle this match. Too thrilling.

这比赛我真受不了了，太刺激了

[–]Xotic808 2262 points 3 hours ago

Arguably, Cristiano Ronaldo has just as much natural talent as Ricardo Quaresma..

讲道理，C罗的天赋和夸雷斯马差不多吧（译注4）

译注4：意在赞颂C罗的后天努力

就缺世界杯了

[–]利物浦lntrinsic 380 points 3 hours ago

51st hat-trick in World Cup history and 51st hat-trick of Ronaldo's career

世界杯的第51顶帽子，C罗个人的第51个帽子戏法！

[–]LITW6991 2590 points 3 hours ago

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

一切顺遂，理应如此

[–]Zimbabweostriike 349 points 4 hours ago

FOOTBALL IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG

足球就是填满毒药的地狱啊，怎么都戒不掉

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