湖人后卫朗佐-鲍尔在今天不敌雄鹿的比赛中贡献19分11篮板13助攻，拿到生涯首个三双，取代勒布朗-詹姆斯，成为NBA历史上最年轻的三双先生。
马刺球迷@skoalring85：Jordan had the flu game now Lonzo has the "My little brother is being detained in China for shoplifting" game.
乔丹有著名的“流感之战”，而朗佐则有“我二弟在中国盗窃被拘”之战
无主队球迷@blendedbanana：Can you imagine him sitting in a hotel room surrounded by Chinese cops right now?
And they just found more surveillance tapes of places he stole from, they're meeting with lawyers about extradition and Chinese jail time and University rules on being kicked off the team...
"Hey by the way, your older brother just became the youngest NBA player to get a triple double. Your dad is on the line and wants to talk to you."
"Fuck"
你们能想象到利安吉洛(以下简称二球)现在坐在酒店中被中方警察包围的场景吗？
他们刚找到更多二球盗窃的监控录像，与律师谈论引渡问题、在中国蹲监牢的时间以及在大学的规定中应该把他开除等话题...
“嘿，顺便告诉你，你大哥刚刚成为NBA历史上最年轻的三双先生，你爸在线上，想跟你说几句。”
二球：“法克”
魔术球迷@Realbanie："Hello Gelo, We sold your Ferrari. Also, you have to play for the Shanghai Sharks."
球爹：“嘿，吉洛，我们卖了你的法拉利。哦对了，你现在得为上海大鲨鱼效力了。”
火箭球迷@TheVerySpecialK：Jimmer and LiAngelo combine for 70 points and 3 steals!
吉莫(弗雷戴特)和二球合砍70分3“抢断”
注：steal既可作“抢断”讲，也有“盗窃”之意，以下同理
骑士球迷@CapsFree2：Statline:
Jimmer: 70 Points, 2 Steals LiAngelo: 0 Points, 1 Steal in the Shop
详细数据：
弗雷戴特：70分2抢断；二球：在商店完成1“抢断”
火箭球迷@Sharpieman20：Dude haven't you heard, LiAngelo got AT LEAST 3 steals from MULTIPLE shops man, put some respecc on his name.
大兄弟你没有听说吗？二球至少在多名店员身上完成3次“抢断”，请给他的名字一点尊重好嘛！
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雷霆球迷@ThePersianFonz：Theres two NBA timelines that we are switching back and forth between. One where Lonzo is shooting less than 30%, and another where he is greatest player of all time due to a controversial new rule that requires Eric Bledsoe to play on every single team. We are are currently in the latter, stay woke.
其实我们一直在两条NBA时间线中来回切换。一条是朗佐的命中率低于30%，另一条是因为在“要求布莱德索必须去每一个球队都效力”的争议新规则下，朗佐是NBA历史上最伟大的球员，我们现在正处于后一条时间线上，大家保持清醒。
注：鲍尔在今天的比赛中和布莱德索对位，此处暗指朗佐只有在面对布莱德索时才能打出好数据
凯尔特人球迷@Tellsyouajoke：What’s the Bledsoe meme about?
布莱德索这个梗具体是什么？
湖人球迷@tenderbearweenee：Lonzo goes off on teams with Eric Bledsoe in it. First the Suns weeks ago, now the Bucks
就是鲍尔在面对布莱德索所在的球队时就爆发，先是太阳，现在是雄鹿
无主队球迷@DJ_Mbengas_Taco：Lonzo been beating Bledsoe’s ass like a Chinese prison guard
朗佐就像中国狱警一样狠狠揍了布莱德索的屁股
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无主队球迷@Thriift：What age did LeBron get his first at?
勒布朗第一个三双是什么时候拿到的？
步行者球迷@nastydagr8：5 days older than Lonzo.
比朗佐大5天
开拓者球迷@iheartquokkas：Lonzo 5X better than LeBron confirmed
朗佐比勒布朗强5倍，确认！
无主队球迷@Bandwagonthekarmagiver：well，the math checks out
好的，你的数学及格了
骑士球迷@nascraytia："girl you're like a wide open jumper cause I miss you?"
宝贝，当你不在我身边的时候，你就如空位投篮一般，因为我会思念(投丢)你
注：想念=miss=打铁
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开拓者球迷@tsolyats：One day Lonzo's the worst, now he's the next James...
Lonzo's a good kid, he won't care about anything but the win/loss.
之前说朗佐是最垃圾的球员，现在说他是下一个詹姆斯(暗指黑的时候瞎黑，吹的时候狂吹)
朗佐是个好孩子，他只在乎胜利
湖人球迷@almostansn：Serious, u could tell he was visibly upset. Hustled at the end to play d and get another block and score. He really wanted that W
确实，很明显他非常沮丧，在比赛最后打得很拼，努力防守，贡献了又一个盖帽，然后再得分...他是真的想赢得这场比赛...
湖人球迷@Emojinals：That’s why I️ respect him so much! He doesn’t give two fucks about his stat line, all he wants is that W.
这就是我非常尊重他的原因！他一点都不在乎自己的数据栏，他想要的只是胜利
无主队球迷@Amart194：This is why I'm kind of infuriated by the "Lonzo Is A Bust" talks, the kid hustles. He is the opposite of a selfish player and his teammates like him.
这就是我为什么会被“他是个水货”的言论所惹恼，这孩子很拼，他是一个无私的球员，队友们都喜欢他
勇士球迷@furyousferret：He's going to be fine, I don't think there's ever been a rookie under so much pressure. Lavar just put so much on him and pissed off his opponents so much he gets NBA Finals Game 7 defense every night.
I'm not sure this means his slump is over, there are still a ton of players waiting to take their turn.
他会变得越来越好的，从没有新秀有过这样的压力。球爹给他带来了太大的压力，这让他的对手面对他时都像打总决赛抢七一样。
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马刺球迷@spookysailboat：The most polarizing player in the NBA lmao
NBA最两极分化的球员了...哈哈哈哈哈
开拓者球迷@cjsssi：Happy for him. Always want to see the young pups succeed for the sake of the league.
为他感到开心，为联盟着想，我总是希望能看到NBA的年轻人们成功
湖人球迷@b1indsamurai：Youngest triple double in NBA history and against Kidd.
面对基德，他成为NBA历史上最年轻的三双先生
无主队球迷Losingsteamfast：That's not true. I recorded one on TiVo when I was 16.
不是这样的！我16岁的时候就在游戏中拿过三双了！
(Gankson编译)
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