[–]Kings4YourThighsOnly：COME HERE AUSTIN RIVERS
小里弗斯你过来呀！
[–]Rocketsthekarmagiver：Say what you want about him. Dude's the type to go down swinging.
随便你怎么说，小李是那种被揍到站不稳才会倒下的人
[–]G3n0c1de：Dude played with half his face caved in.
He'd fight until he's hamburger.
小李曾经在半边脸被打凹进去的情况下仍然上场，直到他被打成一个汉堡包之前他都不会放弃战斗！
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[–]LakerslolKura：Chris Paul showed them the secret tunnel lmao
克里斯-保罗给他们展现了秘密通道哈哈哈笑死我了
[–]NBAurfaselol：MY GOD WE NEED A PLAYOFF SERIES
老天爷我们需要一轮季后赛！
[–][PHI] Joel Embiid76ersDynasty：Funny cause these teams have so many players that used to be teammates.
那会很有趣，因为这两队有很多球员是从前的队友。
[–]RocketsAlbertF1sh：they really tried to fucking flank through the secret door, im crying
他们真的试图从秘密通道溜进去啊，笑哭了
[–]NBAAzhorAhaii：This is Game of Thrones type shit lmao.
这是TM权力的游戏的情节啊哈哈哈哈
———美国网友模仿记者编写假新闻———
Barry McCockiner：League sources tell ESPN that Ariza went into the Clippers locker room with a handgun and pointed it at Rivers. Rivers said, “what are you doing to do? Shoot me?”, then Ariza shot him.
Rivers is currently on the locker room floor bleeding profusely. Several teammates are laughing, a source tells ESPN.
A league source tells ESPN that Clippers guard Austin Rivers just died from blood loss. He is questionable for Wednesday's game vs Denver.
联盟消息源告诉ESPN，阿里扎拿着一把手枪进了快船更衣室指着小里弗斯，小里弗斯说：“你在干什么？朝我开枪啊？”然后阿里扎就开枪了。
消息源还表示，小里弗斯目前倒在地上失血严重，几位快船队友则在一旁大笑。
一位联盟消息人士告诉ESPN，快船后卫奥斯丁-里弗斯因为失血过多已经死亡，本周三快船与掘金的比赛他出战成疑。
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[–]Knicksdiablofreak：Best part is Barkley and Shaq making fun of them. "Oh no a 6' MVP candidate Chris Paul is banging on my locker door LAPD help me"
I died
最搞笑的是巴克利和奥尼尔还在拿他们搞笑：“哦不，一位6尺高的MVP候选者克里斯-保罗正在狂敲我的门，洛杉矶警察快来救救我吧...”
我死了
[–][GSW] Draymond GreenTaj_2002：Sources are telling me I need to go to bed but this is to lit
消息源告诉我我该睡了，但是这太燃了。
[–]Celticsmayofanboy：This pic kills me every time I see it
每次看到这张图我都要笑死
[–][LAC] DeAndre Jordangotsnowart：I'M READY TO FIGHT SOMEONE AFTER THIS GAME
我准备在这场比赛之后去随便找个人打一架！
[–][HOU] James HardenGettingLostInDaSauce：Rockets vs Clippers rivalry > Cavs vs Warriors
火箭vs快船的宿敌关系大于骑士vs勇士啊
[–]jushin33：I think we all knew Blake and CP3 didn't get along, but this is some bad blood.
我想我们都知道布雷克和保罗之前相处得不好，但是这真的是有些敌对了。
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在马丁-路德-金纪念日这个特殊的时间，NBA也安排了勇士和骑士的第二场对决，本场比赛骑士和勇士几乎僵持到了最后。来看看大洋彼岸的网友们都有哪些妙言妙语。
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[–]Raptors 905UserNotFound：Steve Kerr: "Alright it's MLK day and we should show how equal and comptitive this game is... except for the last 5 minutes"
科尔：好吧，既然今天是马丁-路德-金日，我们就应该在这场比赛看起来势均力敌一些……好吧，到了最后五分钟就可以给我狠狠地打！
[–]Magic johnkphotos：It was such a good game.... until it wasn't
Emmmm……直到勇士队发力之前，这都是一场精彩的比赛。
[–]cfbisthebest1234：Holy shit. The Warriors didn’t even play Steph or KD until 5 mins in the 4th
日了，勇士甚至直到第四节还剩5分钟才把库里和KD放上来。
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[–]Knicks nyxtheking：I can't believe KD and IT play the same sport.
They technically have the same job title lol.
KD和IT玩的是同一种运动吗？我简直不敢相信他们两人的职称都是篮球运动员……
[–][GSW] Blockerville：Man Steph Curry was looking nice out there tonight. Can't decide if his X points or his X assists had more of an impact though.
老兄，库里今晚打得很不错，但是也不知道他的X得分对比赛的影响更大还是X个助攻的影响更大……
[–][GSW] oneu1：Roman triple double
罗马数字式的三双表现
[–][GSW] Blockerville：Can you believe that Russell Westbrook averaged XXXII/X/X for an entire season?
你敢相信威斯布鲁克曾经做到过一个赛季XXXII/X/X的三双数据
[–]LakersItDontMata：Russell Westbrook was a III II machine!
威少就是个三双机器
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[–]Supermtman64：It was nice of the cavaliers to give us a retrospective game to celebrate MLK day.
1st and 2nd quarters: 2015-16 cavaliers
3rd quarter: 2016-17 cavaliers
4th quarter: 2017-2018 cavaliers
骑士在马丁-路德-金这一天帮我们完美回顾了过去
第一节和第二节：2015-16赛季的骑士队
第三节：2016-17赛季的骑士队
第四节：2017-18赛季的骑士队
[–]StauskasGetEmWet：Thompson really outplayed Green today
and tbh Green outplayed Thompson too
汤普森打爆了格林，当然格林也打爆了汤普森
[–][GSW] Helicase21：Please Cavs, please keep Lue.
骑士，求求你了！把泰伦-卢留下吧！
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[–]Wizards GospelWords：The biggest takeaway from this game is that the Cavaliers dancers are straight up THICC
我说实话吧，这场比赛最大的亮点就是骑士的啦啦队忒性感了！
[–]WarriorsNawzlew：gonna need proof
没图没视频你说个吉米-巴特勒？发图不留种，XX万人捅……
[–]Warriors SexTraumaDental：
双手上传以示清白
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