【美帝键盘侠】老詹鼓舞小球员 甜瓜躺着也中枪

近日，记者抓拍到了老詹对布朗尼所在球队的小球员们说教的画面。

“有一部分历史上最强的球员们是一直打替补的。替补不意味着他们不强，那只是代表着他们在为球队扮演一种角色。”詹姆斯说，“如果你不想扮演角色，那你就该去打网球或者高尔夫，因为那样你就可以做你TM想做的任何事，并且没什么人会批评你，因为那些是单人项目。但如果你要参与团队项目，有些事情是你必须要放弃的。”

美国网友们也是被老詹的这番话深深触动，一起来看看他们怎么评价！

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[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe 2859 points 18 hours ago*

He is practicing for when he coaches the Lakers kids.

老詹这是在为执教湖人那帮小屁孩儿做准备呢

[–][DAL] Nick Van Exelglansberg_stephen 818 points 19 hours ago

Coach LeBron... Can't wait!

詹教头...等不及了等不及了

[–]urteck 283 points 12 hours ago

First day of Lakers practice, Lebron will just play this video

湖人训练的第一天，老詹就会播放这个视频片段

[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzmamvpofla 70 points 17 hours ago

Bronny: “Ayo Dad! They want me to come of the bench”

布朗尼：“嘿爹他们想让我打替补...”

[–]Lakers9D_Chess 6892 points 18 hours ago

Someone needs to edit this and have the camera pan over to a clip of Melo just shaking his head like nah uh, or him lookin like he did on that plane when Kyrie and Jimmy were singing

有没有大手子来PS一下这个视频，加入甜瓜摇头的镜头，或者加入那段他在国家队飞机上，对着唱歌的欧文和巴特勒大喊“TMD闭嘴”的片段。

[–]NuggetsChornimazov 222 points 17 hours ago

This is the speech Lebron gave Melo before he told him he can't be on the banana boat because someone has to take the picture.

这个演讲是在香蕉船合影之前勒布朗对甜瓜说的，因为毕竟需要有人去拍照。

[–]MisterHibachi 58 points 14 hours ago

Aye P they want me to take the picture

“嘿泡椒他们想让我去拍照片诶”

[–]Huckleberry_Sin 695 points 18 hours ago

Ayyyy P they said I gotta play golf

“嘿泡椒他们说我该去打高尔夫诶”

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 214 points 17 hours ago

Ayyyy P they said I gotta play tennis

“嘿泡椒他们说我该去打网球诶”

[–]RocketsSuperawesomecoolman 1416 points 19 hours ago

Did Melo see this?

甜瓜看到这个视频了吗

[–]Kingsdaddydunc 969 points 17 hours ago

“Are you fucking kidding me guys?”

rips off break-away suit and checks himself into the game

“你们TMD在逗我吗？”

甜瓜说着就撕了自己的上衣不管不顾地走进了比赛。

[–]netcode01 88 points 18 hours ago

Put melo on the kids team so he can learn

把甜瓜交易到布朗尼的这个队去，他会明白的。

[–]secretagentMikeScarn 81 points 17 hours ago

Man why does every thread on this sub turn into a Carmelo hate thread

老哥啊，为什么每个帖子都会变成屠瓜大会啊？

[–]Hawksbreeze1up 38 points 17 hours ago

Because his attitude goes against everything that goes with a team sport..and well basketball is just indeed one of those.

因为他的态度与团队运动相悖，恰好，篮球就是一项团队运动。

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[–][CHI] Michael JordanSuburbanLegend 1876 points 18 hours ago

I wonder if there was some particular reason he’s saying this, like if there’s a kid who wasn’t playing and was upset and now is cringing in that huddle like “fuuuuck LeBron is mad at me” hahah

我在想勒布朗是不是有特别的原因才说出这些话，是不是有个孩子因为没上场而沮丧了，然后在这个演讲大家抱在一起的时候他还在想：“哎呦我槽勒布朗这是在生我气了”哈哈哈

[–]Celticsa_blue_ducks 611 points 17 hours ago

You would probably just be able to see disappointment in their eyes when they found out. I felt pretty sad the first time I was on a team and didn't start but I didn't say shit.

你能从他们的眼睛里看出来他们的沮丧。我第一次没有先发的时候我感觉老糟糕了，但是我什么逼话都没有说。

[–]njl4515 334 points 16 hours ago

I was happy to MAKE the team. I didn’t play half of my HS games.

能进球队我就很开心了，我有一半的高中比赛都没打

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[–]Deacon714 18 points 16 hours ago

Give a man an assist, give a bucket for a day; teach a man to give assists, give buckets for a lifetime

授人以鱼不如授人以渔。

[–]Nomad_From_The_Horn 2738 points 18 hours ago

Those kids are so lucky

这些孩子太幸运了

[–]LakersZannX 190 points 17 hours ago

The kid with Lebron's arm around him. Damn, I wouldn't shower for a week and let the greatness soak into my bones.

那个被勒布朗搂着的孩子。天！要是我的话我一个星期都不会洗澡了，我要让勒布朗的伟大渗入我的骨骼！

[–]Spurs Bandwagonthisguy012 184 points 16 hours ago

bro why your left shoulder swole af now?

“嘿兄弟为什么你的肩膀现在肿得像X一样？”

[–]LamborghiniHigh 32 points 15 hours ago

Improved masterbation technique.

“没什么，我用肩膀撸管而已。”

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[–][TOR] OG AnunobyRossTheBossPalmer 440 points 18 hours ago

Confirmed: Lebron to come off the bench this season

实锤了！勒布朗新赛季要打替补！

[–]NBAFookThaMaywetters 176 points 18 hours ago

ESPN: "BREAKING: LeBron Says Melo Should Play Tennis Or Golf, Not A Team Player."

ESPN：突发新闻！勒布朗称安东尼应去打高尔夫或者网球！勒布朗还称后者不是一个团队型球员！

[–]WarriorsMacDerfus 64 points 18 hours ago

[ESPN] Bronny James encouraged by his father to take up golf

ESPN：布朗尼在父亲的影响下选择了高尔夫！

[–]CavaliersFL14 59 points 17 hours ago

S/o tennis; I love doing whatever the fuck I wanna do

致敬网球：我喜欢为所欲为的感觉

[–]teehee13 22 points 15 hours ago

First impression was like aye y u gotta shade Tennis mann... then I realized it wasn’t shade but praise in its own way

第一反应是勒布朗在揶揄网球，但我之后明白了这是一种另类的称赞方式。

[–]LakersKAhnSolo 21 points 13 hours ago

Lol, individual sports really will mess with you. It's all you out there. The wins feel awesome, the losses are devastating.

哈哈，单人运动项目是会捉弄你的，比赛里只有你一个人，胜利自然美妙，但失败会是毁灭性打击。

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