【键盘侠】欧文疑似旷工轰趴|“哪怕他现在退役 咱也不觉得奇怪”

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NBA to investigate alleged Kyrie Irving party video.

[Wojnarowski] Irving has missed four consecutive games for personal reasons and sources expect him to continue to be sidelined at least through Wednesday (Knicks) and Saturday (Orlando) games.

据名记报道,由于NBA预计将开始调查网上流传的欧文没有戴口罩参加家庭生日派对的视频,所以本周他不太可能回到篮网阵容中。

欧文已经因为个人原因连续缺战4场比赛,消息人士透露,欧文预计至少还要缺席周四与尼克斯、周六与魔术的比赛,而他缺阵的原因仍为个人原因。

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[–]Pistons PrinceAlli 1186 指標 9小時前2

Dude put in 2 weeks PTO

活塞球迷:这哥们儿是带薪休假了两周啊

[–]futbolfan3 488 指標 9小時前

Kyrie pulling a Neymar for his sister’s birthday lmao

欧文像内马尔一样旷工去参加姐姐的生日趴,哈哈哈哈

[–]Vancouver Grizzlies thedarthvader17 104 指標 8小時前

Is KD Mbappe in this scenario?

灰熊球迷:那杜兰特就是姆巴佩咯?

[–]Timberwolves tomdawg0022 276 指標 9小時前

"personal reasons" is the new partying

森林狼球迷:“个人原因”原来是轰趴的新式表达。

[–]Vancouver Grizzlies klobucharzard 139 指標 9小時前

Personal Reasons is a night club in Toronto

灰熊球迷:多伦多有个夜店就叫“个人原因”……

[–]Nets BennButton 76 指標 9小時前

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he just retires a month into the season.

篮网球迷:都这份上了,即便这赛季打了才一个月欧文就宣布退役,我也不奇怪。

[–]Lakers Azmosis_28 506 指標 8小時前

KD really took the hardest road when he left OKC. We just weren’t able to see that far into the future.

KD has the last laugh on us now

湖人球迷:原来阿杜离开雷霆之后确实选择了最艰难的道路。只是咱们当初看得不够远呐。

现在看来,是咱们错怪阿杜了

[–]NBA Biglytuff 33 指標 4小時前

"I'm going to make you guys all hate me, so this is truly the hardest road"

“我就要让你们都记恨我,所以我选择的确实是最艰难的道路!”

[–]DoctorStrangeMD 22 指標 4小時前

If Lebron can do it, so can I! Give me The Kyrie Challenge!

如果詹姆斯能做到,那我也能!!让我会会欧文这个大挑战吧!

[–]Lakers 1066373 6329 指標 9小時前

I wonder what KD makes of all of this.

湖人球迷:我挺想知道阿杜怎么看欧文这一系列操作的。

[–][PHI] Joel Embiid lardbiscuits 504 指標 9小時前

I don't know, but it's along the lines of the Nets drama we all expected. A little earlier, but we all knew Kyrie was going to Kyrie.

My favorite part were all the people morally posturing the last few days acting like this was anything more than Kyrie just the being selfish, pretentious, and patronizing diva he always has been.

76人球迷:谁知道呢,不过篮网这种种幺蛾子咱们其实都有准备。出现得稍微早了些,不过咱们都知道欧文迟早会做回欧文。

最有意思的是,前几天你们还一副正人君子模样地说这事儿背后没那么简单,还说与欧文的自私、傲慢和戏精无关,可事实上他一直都是这种人。

[–][TOR] Jose Calderon MasaiGotUsNow 25 指標 8小時前

the worst part is they tried to excuse his behaviour and say it's just a personal day, or that he's sitting out in reaction to what happened at the capitol. Even though his coach is saying he has no idea where he is and has no updates.

100% agree with you. I knew the entire time it was Kyrie just being the selfish, pretentious, and patronizing diva he always has been.

猛龙球迷:更过分的是,哪怕纳什都说不知道欧文在哪儿也不清楚具体情况,那些人居然还在给欧文洗地,要不就说那是他自己的私事,要不就说他是在对国会山冲突做出回应。

完全同意楼上所说。我一直都清楚,欧文就是那个始终如一的自私且傲慢的戏精。

[–]Knicks BuckDestiny 293 指標 9小時前

"You don't know what he's going through bro..."

As if he didn't pull this shit last year

尼克斯球迷:“老弟,你不知道他经历了什么啊……”

说得像是欧文上赛季就没做过这种烂事儿一样。

[–]Lakers Jagermeister4 2588 指標 8小時前

"A Kyrie for Harden trade sounds pretty good right now"

湖人球迷:阿杜心想:“现在看来欧文换哈登应该蛮不错的。”

[–]Foldzy84 1820 指標 8小時前

No way the Rockets agree to that, an unhappy Harden is easier to deal with than Kyrie on his best day

火箭肯定不会答应的,一个不开心的哈登也要比哪怕是心情最好的欧文更好对付。

[–][PHI] Shavlik Randolph JerKroSRL 1367 指標 8小時前

At least unhappy Harden shows up to work (eventually) and balls out.

76人球迷:至少不开心的哈登能出现在球场上而且还正常发挥。

[–]Thunder russellzerotohero 178 指標 8小時前

Missed no games. Only a few preseason practices. And of course he still balls out every night.

雷霆球迷:哈登还不旷工呢。也就缺席了季前的一些训练课。当然了,他每场比赛依然在好好打。

[–]didhestealtheraisins 47 指標 6小時前

Harden has played 8 games and the Rockets are 2-6

可是哈登本赛季打了8场,火箭2胜6负。

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[–]Celtics LOTRcrr 86 指標 9小時前

Celtics fans tried to warn nets fans but they didn’t want to hear it.

凯尔特人球迷:咱凯蜜早就警告过网蜜,可是他们不想听啊

[–]hamastariq 39 指標 8小時前

Cavs fans too

骑蜜也提醒过。

[–]Celtics JeopardyIsASport 5456 指標 9小時前

Ughhhh as a pawn I just don’t have the brain capacity to feel bad for Kyrie :///

凯尔特人球迷:啊哦,作为一个“棋子”,我就是没有那个心疼欧文的脑容量啊(¬◡¬)

[–]Pistons xWUMBOx 1518 指標 9小時前

Nobody should feel bad for him.

活塞球迷:谁都没必要去心疼他

[–]Suns majahuasca 691 指標 8小時前

handsome millionaire who’s elite at his craft and obviously has tons of friends and family to fall back on. he could actually have some issues so i’m not gonna say he’s exempt from empathy but he makes it hard to feel bad for him

太阳球迷:他可是自身手艺活儿顶级的高富帅啊,还有大把的亲友可以去求安慰呢。或许他确实是遇到了一些问题,所以我也不说他不值得同情,但是,他的种种作为很难博得旁人的同情。

[–]Pistons xWUMBOx 431 指標 8小時前*

I don’t mean generally. I mean in this situation. Nobody should feel bad for him right now as it looks like he has no valid reason to be doing what he is doing.

活塞球迷:其他的咱不聊,就单说这次事件。就不应该去同情他,因为他没有任何正当的理由旷工去参加轰趴。

[–]KnickedUp 1264 指標 9小時前

How do you think Joe Harris or Levert feel about this “leader” doing this? Man Kyrie sucks as a teammate

你们觉得乔-哈里斯和勒维尔是怎么看待他们这个“领袖”的操作呢?欧文作为队友真的不行。

[–]akamalas 659 指標 8小時前

I dont think anyone other than himself sees him as a leader.

我觉得除了欧文自己,篮网队内没人觉得他是领袖。

[–]Celtics BigTymeBrik 57 指標 6小時前

How did the Nets watch what happened with the Celtics and think it would go fine for them? As soon as Kyrie was gone the team came together and improved. He has the ability to be the best guy on the floor any night, but he also will do everything he can to tear the team apart.

凯尔特人球迷:篮网明明也看过欧文在我凯的种种操作,怎么会依然觉得他到了篮网就会安分呢?只要欧文走人,前东家就能上下一心、大步向前。他确实是具备成为场上最强球员的能力,可他同样也会不遗余力地摧毁球队。

[–]Lakers Juantanamo0227 23 指標 5小時前

Pretty sure Durant demanded it as a condition for him going to the Nets because they're friends. That's the only rational explanation. It would've made way more sense to keep DLo who was coming off his best year, is an infinitely better/ more reliable teammate than Kyrie, and doesn't have the injury history of Kyrie.

Durant got Kenny Atkinson fired so it's pretty logical that the team caters to his wishes.

湖人球迷:当初就是阿杜要求篮网引进欧文的啊,这是他答应去篮网的条件,因为他和欧文是朋友。这是唯一合理的解释。其实留下拉塞尔要正常得多,他那会儿刚打出个人最佳赛季,现在也是个比欧文好很多可靠得多的队友,况且他又没有欧文那种伤病史。

阿杜让阿特金森下课了,所以你要说篮网就是在各种迎合阿杜的需求,那也是合乎逻辑的。

[–]FeatheringItBrother 2602 指標 9小時前

Hey, maybe stop calling this guy a "free-thinker" and start calling him a clown.

嘿,或许咱们不能再说欧文是“自由思想者”了,还是叫他小丑吧。

[–]Celtics masterofcharm0 407 指標 8小時前

Lol nope. People are still going to suck him off.

2021, where a flat earther gets defended for breaking COVID protocols lol. All because he's exceptional at dribbling a ball.

凯尔特人球迷:哈哈哈可别。还会有人跪舔他的。

2021年,一个破坏防疫规定的“地平学者”居然还有人出来帮忙洗地,哈哈哈。仅仅因为他那神乎其技的控球。

[–]Lakers Saint-West 190 指標 8小時前

It sucks knowing that after one week Kyrie will say something cute in the media and these guys will immediately be like "smh this sub vilifies him so much, he's just a smart and passionate dude who cares about the people."

湖人球迷:更操蛋的是,一周后欧文会出来在媒体面前说些好话,然后那些人就立马装无辜说“哎,这个论坛真是太见不得欧文好了,他其实只是个热衷于关心普通民众的智者。”

[–]Celtics BaesonTatyummm 35 指標 10小時前

He just wants to give his other teammates an opportunity to showcase their skills!- Kyrie apologists

凯尔特人球迷:欧文道歉的话我都帮他想好了:“他这么做只是为了给其他队友发光发亮的机会!”

[–][BOS] Kemba Walker NeilingTebow 150 指標 9小時前2

Should be suspended for a month without pay. Use a superstar as the example for the rest of the league. Kyrie will get his personal time off for awhile that he so desires and has plenty of money so it won’t impact him much but sends a strong message to the rest of the league. Can use his forfeited salary to fund small business impacted by Covid

凯尔特人球迷:应该罚欧文停薪停赛一个月,用这个超巨来警示联盟其他人。欧文还是会如愿休息一阵子,而且钱也不老少,所以对他是没啥影响的,可这种处罚能够给其他球员传递一种强烈的信号。可以把他那被罚没的薪水拿去资助那些受疫情影响的小企业。

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[–]Knicks tozpoz 258 指標 9小時前

Heard his cousins birthday party is tomorrow night

尼克斯球迷:听闻欧文表哥的生日趴就在明晚哦

[–]steamydan 4 指標 5小時前

A true family man

多么顾家的男人呐

[–]Lakers H-Priapus 42 指標 8小時前

i dont care what anyone says Kyrie is one of the most unlikable characters to grace the nba over the last 30 years. He just reminds me of an ungrateful spoiled little kid.

湖人球迷:欧文是不是联盟近30年来最讨人嫌的球员之一,我不在乎。我就觉得他是个不知好歹的熊孩子。

[–]Raptors JimBeefLakeMonster 77 指標 8小時前

What a selfish ass, do nba players fight at practice because any other league and this guy would be shunned and publicly embarrassed. Why do people in this league put up with this stuff? The bare minimum of professionalism is not too much to ask.

猛龙球迷:这货真的自私啊,难道那些NBA球员就这么算了吗?要是放在其他联盟,大家早都绕着他走让他丢人了。为啥NBA的人就能忍得了他呢?至少要有些起码的职业素养吧。

[–]jeff2314 36 指標 8小時前

Well hes really really good. If he was average he'd be cut or traded but you can’t really replace him so you have to put up with the bullshit. Doesn't make it acceptable though

因为他的的确确很厉害。如果他只是个角色球员,早都被裁或是被交易了,可他的作用不可取代啊,所以只能忍气吞声。但是这是不可接受的。

[–]Heat jcheeseball 11 指標 8小時前

I don't know how anyone who has followed basketball over the past decade would have any confidence in kyrie playing a full season of basketball. The guy has some serious mental issues.

热火球迷:我就想不通了,但凡你过去十年一直在看球,就知道欧文这种人是不会老老实实打完一整个赛季的,怎么还有人不明白这个道理呢。这货就是有些精神问题。

[–]Cambridge 45 3526 指標 9小時前

Imagine how unhappy kd had to be in GS to leave to go play with psycho kyrie

阿杜当初在勇士是得有多么不开心啊,一心离队居然是为了和欧文这个疯子一起打球。

[–]Warriors GirlsLastTour 67 指標 9小時前

Idk, he was pretty damn unhappy (but still ballin' out) his last year w/ GSW, and he started getting that way in his 2nd year. He's probably fine w/ the decision to leave, but maybe regretting who he chose to play with? Who knows.

勇士球迷:不好说哦,他在我勇最后一年就很特么不开心了,在我勇第二年就萌生去意了。或许他觉得当初离开的决定是对的,可也许他后悔不该选择和欧文搭档呢?谁知道呢

[–]Lakers PM_ME_UR__UPVOTE 2950 指標 9小時前

KD just seems like grass is always greener on the other side kind of guy. I mean thats fine, a lot of people are, but it often leads to shit like this where everything is crazy.

湖人球迷:感觉阿杜就是那种觉得“野花总比家花香”的人。这么想也没错,很多人都是这样,但当一切都离经叛道时就会落得一地鸡毛。

[–]Cambridge 45 646 指標 9小時前

He should've gone to LAC with kawhi

Clips would've lost without him the first year and then could win with him back now. I get why he left gs he was getting so much disrespect even from those in the warriors organization.

他当时应该去快船和小卡联手。

快船或许上赛季在阿杜养伤期间一事无成,但这赛季可以在他回归之后夺冠啊。我明白阿杜为啥要离开金州,那会儿甚至在勇士队内,有些人也对他极不尊重。

[–]Nuggets PeteJones6969 1097 指標 9小時前

KD woulda been crucified again had he gone to the Clippers

掘金球迷:要是阿杜真去了快船,那他又得被黑成碳。

[–]Arcille 148 指標 8小時前

Going from OKC to GS who just won a ring then going from GS to joining Kawhi who just won the last ring before this year would look even worse for him lmao

本来为了夺冠从雷霆到勇士就已经被千夫所指了,再让他去联手刚拿了冠军的小卡,那不是雪上加霜嘛,哈哈哈

[–]Thunder moneybooy 340 指標 9小時前

KD did some weird things but he’s always been super professional as a player

雷霆球迷:阿杜是有些异于常人的操作,但他在场上向来是超级职业的。

[–]AdvancedBasket 56 指標 7小時前

I hated hard on his GS decision but truthfully the only issue is he seems to have very thin skin as a public figure. Personally and professionally though there doesn’t really seem to be any problems with him.

以前我也特反感他加盟勇士,可凭良心讲,阿杜唯一的毛病就是他貌似很在乎自己的公众形象。就为人和职业性来说,他真是没话说的。

[–]Warriors Mygaffer 100 指標 8小時前

Almost every player who has played for the organization over the Kerr era have said only great things about playing for the organization and culture.

I think KD was hoping that coming to the Warriors, winning championships, would catapult him into all time greatest conversation and he'd be very popular and when that didn't happen it seemed to eat at him.

I wish him the best, he's a hell of a player.

勇士球迷:几乎每个在科尔时期效力过我勇的球员都一面倒地对我勇和球队的文化大加赞赏。

我觉得阿杜在来我勇之前应该是抱有很大期望的,他觉得来我勇拿了冠军之后会更加强化自己历史顶级球星的地位,自己也会广受欢迎,可事与愿违的他还是吃瘪了。

我希望他一切都好,他确实是个很强的球员。

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[–]Lakers adonisgawd 516 指標 9小時前

This is simply amazing. I didn’t think kyrie would start pulling kyrie things until about mid to late in the season.

three weeks in and we already got it

湖人球迷:欧文这一手秀得不行啊。本来我以为欧文要等到赛季中期才会发作。

结果这才打了三周,咱们就得偿所愿了。

[–]Knicks brandonsamd6 402 指標 9小時前

This guy is the fucking worst

尼克斯球迷:这货真特么烂透了。

[–]Wizards K_U 136 指標 8小時前

If I were a GM he would the last top 20 player I would want on a max, and I would never consider super-maxing him.

Textbook definition of “not worth the trouble”.

奇才球迷:如果我是总经理,那我最不想给顶薪的那20个球员里肯定包括欧文,我压根就不会考虑给他超级顶薪。费那个劲干啥啊

[–]CamChowdah1 216 指標 9小時前

I dont get why everyone is pretending to be surprised. Kyrie doesnt give a fuck about the fans or the media, he thinks he is being paid because he is good at basketball in a vacuum. Why would he play regular season games when he can get a max without trying?

我不懂为啥还有人对欧文的这种操作感到大惊小怪的。他不在乎球迷和媒体,他觉得自己拿高薪是因为他打球很厉害。既然可以躺着拿顶薪,干嘛还要打这些常规赛呢?

[–]Lakers thedonjefron69 49 指標 8小時前

“I’m the leader and coach, I can coast like lebron and turn it on in the playoffs”

nets fail to reach the playoffs, due to kyries personal reasons

湖人球迷:“我是球队的领袖和主教练,我可以像詹姆斯一样划水,到了季后赛再发力。”

结果因为欧文的个人原因,篮网没能打进季后赛……

[–][LAL] LeBron James SoundtrackToChaos 14 指標 7小時前

Steve nash doesn't deserve this bullshit

湖人球迷:纳什凭啥要遭这个罪啊

[–]Raptors ldnk 435 指標 9小時前

Look, I don't particularly care one way or the other. If Kyrie doesn't want to play basketball anymore fine. Whether that is due to personal mental health, just a general lack of interest, upset from the social and political issues the country is facing, or even a lack of faith in the COVID-NBA. I really don.t

I do think he should shit or get off the pot though. If he wants to run around at parties without wearing a mask. Retire or opt out of the season.

猛龙球迷:听着,他干啥我都不是蛮介意。如果欧文不想打篮球了,那也OK。不管是因为他的个人心理问题,还是没兴趣打球,又或者是忧国忧民,甚至是对疫情下的NBA缺乏信心,我都不在乎。

可我真觉得他不该这么摇摆不定了。如果他确实是想不戴口罩到处轰趴,那你要么就退役,要么就这赛季干脆不打了。

[–]Lakers Paranoides 6 指標 3小時前

He just works whenever he feels like to, obeys no rules and says/do whatever he wants to do.

湖人球迷:他就是想干活的时候干活,遵守规则是不存在的,想说啥就说啥。

[–]Lakers Lhugg 16 指標 8小時前

Ship his ass to Detroit

湖人球迷:把这货送到底特律去吧

[–][PHX] Devin Booker liensky 8 指標 8小時前

This dude wont be relevant in the league if he hadn't played with LeBron. Disappointing.

太阳球迷:要不是他和詹姆斯一起打过球,这货在联盟就没啥分量。太让人失望了。

[–]Knicked Up 6 指標 7小時前

He would be John Wall without Lebron. Still an all star

就算没有詹姆斯,他也有沃尔的地位。依然是个全明星。

[–]Celtics billcosbyinspace 55 指標 9小時前

Not happy playing with bron, not happy leading his own team, not happy when he goes home and is finally playing with someone who he believes can close games. What team will this guy ever be happy with lol

凯尔特人球迷:和老詹一起不开心,自己带队不开心,好不容易回家乡打球了而且还能和他觉得有关键球能力的那个人一起打球,还是不开心。到底啥样的球队才能满足欧文啊,哈哈哈哈

[–]redee12 727 指標 9小時前

Bron got this nutcase for how many seasons

那些年真是苦了老詹了

[–]Tampa Bay Raptors Xerneous12_ 336 指標 9小時前

Crazy that he actually dealt with Kyrie enough to win a title

猛龙球迷:老詹了不起啊,他居然还能在牵就欧文的同时拿到一个冠军。

[–]WayOff_P 411 指標 8小時前

Not only that but also took all the blame & slander after Kyrie left in 2017 like he was the toxic teammate that drove Kyrie outta town and now nobody wants to play with him

不止这个啊,欧文17年走人之后老詹还背锅挨骂,大家都以为是他害得欧文离队,结果现在才发现,没人想和欧文一起打球。

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