【键盘侠】快船太阳打季后赛要驱逐多少人？任何人都讨厌贝弗利？

[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers (35-18) defeat the Phoenix Suns (36-15), 113 - 103

【赛后贴】洛杉矶快船（35胜18负）今日以113比103击败菲尼克斯太阳（36胜15负），终结太阳7连胜。

快船：乔治33分7篮板3助攻2抢断、莱昂纳德27分5篮板5助攻、隆多15分3篮板9助攻、小莫里斯8分6篮板2抢断、祖巴茨7分5篮板、贝弗利0分0篮板2助攻1盖帽

太阳：布克24分3篮板3助攻、艾顿18分10篮板3助攻、保罗13分7篮板3助攻、布里奇斯20分5篮板、克劳德0分3篮板4助攻

These teams do not like one another, a playoff series would be too much I think. For both teams' fans.

快船球迷：这两支队伍彼此不待见，要是季后赛碰到了，这对双方球迷都是折磨。

[–]ClippersFlashyClaim 39 指標 5小時前

Bet on it, if this team meets again there will be secret tunnel exploration again by CP3

快船球迷：的确如此，如果快船和太阳季后赛碰见了，保罗估计又要开发出通往主队更衣室的秘密通道了。（2018年1月16日，火箭客场输给快船，由于比赛最后时刻小里弗斯和阿里扎爆发冲突，保罗赛后带领火箭球员准备从后门进入快船更衣室找小里弗斯）

[–]KnicksJenniferLopezFan2 38 指標 7小時前

I hope we get a playoff series of that. We may see the Clippers break the record for most ejections from one team in a series

尼克斯球迷：我希望看到这种系列赛对局，我们可能有机会看到快船打破系列赛被驱逐人数最多的纪录，哈哈哈哈。

[–]ClippersFlashyClaim 26 指標 7小時前

Cannot wait for my team to have 4 players ejected

快船球迷：我已经等不及看到我们有四位球员被驱逐了！

[–]ClippersImpudence 10 指標 7小時前

Five. Serge will get involved in any heat, too.

快船球迷：五位！不管谁跟谁打起来，伊巴卡都会去插一脚。

[–]Yashotoayoshi 35 指標 7小時前

CP3 might legit not make it out alive

保罗很可能不能活着打完一轮系列赛。

[–]Mavericksbutyph 10 指標 5小時前

You underestimate his knowledge of secret tunnels

独行侠球迷：你低估了保罗在挖掘秘密通道上的造诣。

[–]Sunsc0de1143 13 指標 6小時前

I can hear the death threats already.

太阳球迷：我已经听见了赛后的死亡威胁了。

[–]NBAPRIMETIMEBOXER 84 指標 6小時前

Yeah I think a series with CP3, Beverley, Rondo, Jae Crowder, and Marcus Morris might get a little chippy.

没错，想象一下，一轮系列赛里同时存在着保罗、贝弗利、隆多、克劳德、小莫里斯，这也太血脉贲张了吧。

[–]Clippersepost0924 10 指標 5小時前

Can’t forget bout Boogie and Serge

快船球迷：不能忘了考辛斯和伊巴卡啊！

[–]Yacht ClubPleasant_Interaction 41 指標 6小時前

Booker talks a decent amount of trash too. Think it’ll be more than a little chippy. But it will definitely be must-watch TV.

布克的垃圾话也不少，这种系列赛绝对刺激，直播一场都不容错过。

[–]Clipperstylerjehills 13 指標 5小時前

Include Booker in there too he's the instigator for most of the beef

快船球迷：布克一定得算进去，他就喜欢在旁边煽风点火。

[–]Clippersteh_scarecrow 32 指標 5小時前

From memory Booker called PG a bitch last time they played.

我印象里，上一次太阳和快船的比赛，布克就骂过乔治婊子。

（相关新闻链接：佩恩封盖不慎撞倒乔治 布克为队友出头怒喷乔治软X）

[–][LAC] Paul GeorgeGrogmin 18 指標 3小時前

And PG dropped 39 that game

快船乔治球迷：是哦，可是乔治砍下了39分哎！

[–]Timberwolveskok823 2 指標 3小時前

I hate it when a series between 2 really good teams produce no bad blood. Like, ok, the games might be intense but there’s just something missing if both teams don’t hate each other.

森林狼球迷：我讨厌两支强队之间打系列赛搞得很友好，比赛可能会很激烈，但是如果双方没有敌意，总觉得少了点什么东西。

“Dad said it’s my turn to use playoffs Rondo”-Clippers

勇士球迷：快船：“爸爸说，这回轮到我们使用‘季后多’了！”

[–]ClippersSuckMyLonzoBalls 113 指標 7小時前

lmao we need this rondo definitely

快船球迷：笑死我了，我们的确需要季后赛的隆多。

[–][LAC] Patrick Beverleyccook21 107 指標 7小時前

Needing Rondo in a Clips jersey to beat Chris Paul in a Suns jersey was not something I would’ve imagined just a year ago, but here we are

快船贝弗利球迷：一年前，你说我船会需要隆多击败穿着太阳球衣的保罗，我绝对无法想象，但现在这真的发生了。

[–]Heatsivervipa 0 指標 7小時前

Well if they get the suns instead of the nuggets they will definitely make it to the WCF this year.

热火球迷：如果快船今年季后赛碰上的是太阳而不是掘金，那他们肯定能进西决了。

[–]Sunsc0de1143 44 指標 7小時前

The Suns were gassed today after an overtime win over the best team in the league last night.I wouldn’t guarantee that the Suns would win 4 of 7 against the Clips, but I don’t think they’re guaranteed to be bounced out either.

太阳球迷：昨天太阳才经历加时击败了联盟最强的队伍，输球很正常。我不敢保证我日能在七局四胜的系列赛里击败快船，但是我也不认为我们肯定会出局。

[–]ClippersCogito3 41 指標 7小時前

i agree with you. the suns are really good. we'd have the advantage if only because it'd be the first playoffs for booker and ayton but it's far from a sure thing

快船球迷：我同意你的观点，太阳其实很强。我船的优势在于这是布克和艾顿第一年打季后赛，但这其实也并不能决定太多东西。

[–]LakersIcyAuthor1 4 指標 6小時前

The x factor is going to be ayton for sure can he feast on offense and defend? He has the biggest advantage and weakness against the clippers

湖人球迷：太阳最大的不确定性因素就是艾顿，他能否有攻防全面的表现。面对快船，艾顿可能是太阳最大的优势，同时也有可能是最大的劣势。

Jazz and Clippers back-to-back is crazy tough.

马刺球迷：背靠背连续打爵士和快船也太难了吧。

[–]SunsMattRice15 32 指標 6小時前

Yeah, no way we were winning both of those. I’m just glad we were competitive in this game

太阳球迷：是的，我们不可能两场比赛都赢下来，很高兴看到我日展现出的竞争性。

[–]SpursDelta_FT 18 指標 5小時前

Nuggets get the [maybe healthy] Lakers, Clippers, Jazz and Nets in like a single week around the first days of May lol.Jazz and Nets are b2b as well D:

马刺球迷：掘金从5月1日开始，差不多要在一周内的时间打完快船、爵士、篮网和可能健康的湖人，而且爵士和篮网还是背靠背，哈哈哈哈。

[–]SunsSportsMasterGeneral 75 指標 7小時前

The NBA schedule makers are sickos

太阳球迷：安排NBA赛程的人都是神经病吧！

[–]SunsFragrant_Chair_7426 45 指標 7小時前

Back to back, With travel against the jazz and the clippers... both nationally televised. Oof. At least we got to play the jazz at home

太阳球迷：背靠背打完爵士还要奔赴客场打快船，两场还都是全国直播，算了，起码我们能在主场打爵士。

Rondo just hates CP3 so much that he turns back the clock when he plays him lol

骑士球迷：隆多太讨厌保罗了，每次打保罗都特别来劲，哈哈哈哈。

[–]Clippersvanotro 200 指標 7小時前

Rajon Rondo tonight - 15 points on 5/8 from the field 3/4 from 3 and 9 assists in 19 minutes

快船球迷：隆多今晚出场19分钟8投5中，三分4中3，砍下了15分9助攻。

[–]ClippersSuckMyLonzoBalls 53 指標 7小時前

+23 too

快船球迷：还有+23的正负值。

[–]Lakers00DPark_ 188 指標 7小時前

That’s his typical fuck Chris Paul stat line

湖人球迷：这是典型的干爆保罗式数据。（保罗今晚11投4中，得到13分3助攻）

[–][MIL] Michael BeasleyCompleteSpud 115 指標 7小時前

I was sitting here during the 3rd like "why is Rondo playing like this, it's just a regular season game, and against the suns no less?" Then they zoomed in on him tussling and face guarding CP3 during a dead ball and it clicked

雄鹿球迷：比赛第三节我坐在电视机前纳闷，为什么隆多要这么打球？这只是一场常规赛啊，而且对手还是太阳啊。然后镜头一转，切到他和保罗对刚缠绕在一起的画面，我瞬间就明白了。

[–]Lakers00DPark_ 85 指標 7小時前

Last year when Bron and AD were out he went pyscho on OKC and dropped 21 8 12 against CP3

湖人球迷：去年，詹姆斯和戴维斯打雷霆轮休的时候，隆多面对雷霆的保罗爆砍21+8+12的数据。

[–]Clippersjustarando0000 45 指標 7小時前

Earlier this year I had to apologise for doubting Batum, and now for doubting Rondo...

快船球迷：今年早些时候我为质疑巴图姆而道歉，而现在又要为质疑隆多而道歉了……

[–]ClippersMigzFern 26 指標 6小時前

Keep doubtinf my man, you seem to have the same magic Chuck has

快船球迷：不要停下来，哥们，请继续质疑，我感觉你身上有某种来自东方的神秘力量。

[–]NBAStormd3p 5 指標 4小時前

Quick, doubt Ibaka!

快快快，质疑伊巴卡！质疑伊巴卡！

[–]Clippersroobied 2 指標 1小時前

could you please start doubting kennard

快船球迷：我可以请你质疑一下肯纳德吗？

No one talking about how the Clippers have the best 3pt% in the league right now? They just couldn't miss today

太阳球迷：没有人讨论一下快船如今三分命中率（41.6%）是联盟第一吗？他们今天感觉出手就有。

[–]Clipperswhiskey_neat_ 77 指標 7小時前

All year people talked about how we couldn't sustain it.

快船球迷：人们一直讨论的是，我们三分命中率什么时候会降！

[–]Clippersloloknothx 35 指標 7小時前

if i’m not mistaken our record for 3pt % this season is the best in nba history

快船球迷：如果我没记错的话，我们本赛季的三分命中率是NBA历史最佳的。

[–]ShakethatYam 16 指標 7小時前*

It's going to be close and will depend on how they close out the season. Pretty good odds of having the record though. It's crazy cause in 2016 I didn't think anyone else could ever come close to topping the Warriors in 3pt shooting.

应该很接近，能不能打破纪录要看赛季末段的表现，快船还有很大机会的。这太疯狂了，因为2016年的时候我不认为未来会有哪支球队三分命中率能接近勇士。

[–]ClippersKlobbCity 7 指標 5小時前

We're currently a hair above the 73-9 Warriors, but well below the 42.8% of the 96-97 Hornets, but I think that was during one of the seasons with the shortened 3 point line.

快船球迷：我们现在的命中率仅略高于73胜勇士，距离96-97赛季的黄蜂（42.8%）还有不小的差距，不过我觉得那个时代的三分线应该没有现在这么远。

Paul George tapping his head: Can't be bad in clutch if there is no clutch.

快船贝弗利球迷：保罗-乔治拍着自己的头恍然大悟：“如果没有关键时刻，那我关键时刻就不会掉链子啦！”

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryNyhrox 400 指標 8小時前

Fuck Pat Beverley

勇士库里球迷：贝弗利是真的脏比！

[–]Westwubbzywylin 118 指標 8小時前

Especially annoying how everytime he does some blatant shit like this he raises his hand as if anyone's questioning who commited the foul.

Like gee thanks Bev, glad you're taking responsibility for your dirty ass actions lmao.

最让我恼火的是他每次明目张胆地下脏手之后，还举起双手，好像有人不知道他犯规了一样。真得谢谢你的坦诚啊，贝弗利，你不主动承认都没人看到你下脏手了呢！笑死我了。

[–]Warriorspaulk2jonas 59 指標 7小時前

Yeah, he acts like he's an outcast screaming to the world "I play hard, there's nothing easy with me"; no you prick, you play dirty, there's a big difference, and it's absolutely nothing to be proud of. Learn to play actual defense, not martial arts.

勇士球迷：是的，他还表现得很容易被误解，什么“我打球很努力，我能在NBA立足很不容易”。不，你就是个脏比，你下脏手，根本不是你自以为的那样，这没什么好骄傲的。麻烦去学学真正的防守技术吧，别把篮球打成了武术比赛。

[–]WarriorsOtherwise_Window 5 指標 5小時前

Yeah. There's plenty of dudes who play hard, but don't set out to injure other players.Patrick Beverley talks shit but he just doesn't have it in him to play hard but clean.

勇士球迷：没错，有很多球员打球很努力，也没有伤害到其他球员啊！贝弗利说的都是屁话，他就是不会防守，而且也没有那种打得既努力动作又干净的能力！

[–][DAL] Peja StojakovicDrizzyVert 14 指標 7小時前

“He just plays hard guys”-Clippers and Rockets fans

独行侠球迷：快船和火箭球迷：“他只是打得很努力的家伙罢了。”

[–][LAC] Chris PaulClippersStrippers 229 指標 8小時前

Bro, CP3 is our guy. Fuck Bev.

快船保罗球迷：哥们，保罗才是我们的人，去TM的贝弗利！

[–]NetsKDtrey5isGOAT 10 指標 4小時前

"All my homies hate Pat bev"??

篮网球迷：证实了那句话？——“我所有的兄弟都讨厌贝弗利！”

[–][LAC] Chris PaulCP3_for_MvP 435 指標 8小時前

I don't like being in the middle of this

快船保罗球迷：我不想被卷进这场纷争！

[–]SupersonicsB-i-s-m-a-r-k 91 指標 8小時前

lmao you must choose

超音速球迷：笑死我了，你必须做一个选择！

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 28 指標 8小時前

Favorite team's player Beverley vs Favorite player Cp3 (Assuming)

Who you taking?

猛龙球迷：一边是最喜欢球队——快船的贝弗利，另一边是最喜欢的球员——保罗，你该如何取舍？

[–][LAC] Chris PaulCP3_for_MvP 76 指標 8小時前

CP3 every time, maybe against PG it would be a tougher choice

快船保罗球迷：肯定选保罗！换成乔治我可能会比较纠结。

来源：Reddit

编译：晴天