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[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors defeat the Dallas Mavericks to take a 1-0 series lead in the Western Conference Finals, 112-87

[赛后贴] 金州勇士112-87击败达拉斯独行侠，西决大比分1-0领先

双方关键球员数据：

独行侠（0-1）：东契奇20分7篮板4助攻7失误，布伦森14分4篮板4助攻，布洛克12分3篮板2助攻，丁威迪17分2助攻，芬尼-史密斯5分7篮板，克莱伯3分3篮板。

勇士（1-0）：库里21分12篮板4助攻，克莱15分5篮板4助攻2封盖，维金斯19分5篮板3助攻，格林10分9篮板3助攻，卢尼10分5篮板4助攻2封盖，普尔19分2篮板3助攻，波特10分6篮板

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 1590 points an hour ago

Leading rebounder Steph Curry

球迷：抢板谁最疯，金州库中锋

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 85 points 2 hours ago

As we all expected

雷霆球迷：常规操作，尽在掌握

[–]USAZionephewObeseiamson 621 points an hour ago*

Stephon Looney

球迷：“斯蒂芬-卢尼”

[–]TheRed_Knight 194 points an hour ago

Steph took over GPII's role as the micro center

球迷：伟大的勇士队的迷你中锋，他继承了勇士队的光荣传统！小佩顿在这一刻灵魂附体！

[–]WarriorsPowerofboners 132 points an hour ago

For his size he's always been pretty good at grabbing boards

勇士球迷：以小学生的体型来说，他在抢板方面确实一直做得相当不错

[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 92 points an hour ago

Stephen "Shaq with delusions of shooting ability" Curry

湖人球迷：斯蒂芬-“误以为自己有投射能力的大鲨鱼”-库里

[–]SupersonicsFatMittens 93 points an hour ago

He’s slowly turning into Shaq with the missed FTs and increased boards

超音速球迷：罚球退化篮板开挂，库里逐渐大鲨鱼化

[–][NYK] Baron Davisthemariokarters 936 points 3 hours ago

That was a fast game, like 2 hours flat

球迷：这场比赛真是速战速决，2小时左右就完活了

[–]WarriorsIMovedYourCheese 524 points 3 hours ago

Wasn't a FT fest, which is nice. And half of the 4th quarter was garbage time, which wrapped up quick.

勇士球迷：不是罚球大战，看着就得劲。第四节过半就垃圾时间，可不就早完事早下班了

[–]WarriorsSrikkk 819 points 3 hours ago

Everyone stepped up today. Can’t ask for more than that.

勇士球迷：今晚三军用命人人奋勇，实在不能再要求更多了   相关新闻>>>>极致团队篮球！勇士七人得分上双

[–]Warriorsgeeky_username 397 points 3 hours ago

Papa Kerr is back

勇士球迷：那是科尔爸爸回来咯

[–]Warriorsbl123123bl 1064 points 3 hours ago*

Kerr calling a review while up 30 just to prove Poole right was hilarious

勇士球迷：领先30分，科尔挑战，只为证明普尔没有错，这犊子护得太搞笑了  普尔质疑裁判误判被吹T 科尔挑战成功 但普尔T不取消

[–]LakersJilJungJukk 229 points 3 hours ago

Whenever he gets to 17-19 pts I automatically assume he ain’t gonna score anymore

湖人球迷：当嘴哥得分为18±1时，我就知道，他到点了，不会再得分了

[–]WarriorsIMovedYourCheese 228 points 3 hours ago

Guy got 17 in the first half and ended the game with 19. He will literally not put in unpaid overtime lmao.

勇士球迷：半场狂砍17分，全场可不得拿个19分啊。这家伙真的是打骨子里讨厌无偿加班啊，哈哈哈

[–]WarriorsSalty_Pancakes 135 points 3 hours ago

Unless you're Minnesota, then he'll drop 30 on you.

勇士球迷：对阵森林狼另当别论，打前任他可以砍30分。

[–]reddev87 1120 points 3 hours ago

Dubs cannot lose now that 17pt Wiggins has ascended to 19pt Wiggins. Not that the Mavs were gonna beat a CP3-less Warriors squad anyways.

球迷：嘴哥从17分进化到19分，勇士怎么可能输？当然，不是说嘴哥不发力，独行侠就能赢，毕竟勇士阵中可没有保罗。

[–]Raptors-vinay 244 points 3 hours ago

Apparently you can guard Luka. You just need to be Andrew Wiggins

猛龙球迷：怎么防住东契奇？保温杯里泡枸杞

相关新闻>>>>东契奇被维金斯扒拉 胖脸上出现一道长长的伤痕

[–]WarriorsYDS696969 317 points 3 hours ago

Wiggins putting in work for the first Magic Johnson trophy.

勇士球迷：嘴哥为了史上首个西决MVP奖杯是真出汗了

[–]BucksDrunkBucksFan 1228 points 2 hours ago

Only 2 short years and I’m back to watching the Warriors steamroll the West…

雄鹿球迷：短短两年，碎镜重圆，又见勇士，西部登巅……

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 329 points 2 hours ago

At least KD isn't there so they are kind of fun to watch when they're not butchering your team 🤷‍♂️

独行侠&王治郅球迷：至少KD已经不在了，所以勇士的球还是有看头的，当然，他们正在蹂躏你的主队时除外🤷‍♂️

[–]leopardinatree 326 points 2 hours ago

A lot of people forget the core of Klay/Dray/Steph literally ran the league before all they started tearing ligaments and breaking bones lol.

球迷：多少人已经忘了，在那伤兵满营、凄凄惨惨的岁月之前，库汤追一度是这个联盟横着走的存在

[–]WarriorsRaonak 232 points 2 hours ago

For some reason people got the impression that KD was the reason they won 2 rings... even though they dominated the league for 2 years before that.

勇士球迷：出于某些原因，人们似乎认为KD才是勇士取得两冠的关键……即便在他来之前，勇士也已经统治联盟两年了。

[–]KingsImJeeezus 502 points 2 hours ago

I wish my team was run this well ffs

国王球迷：啥时候我们国王也能运作得像勇士这么溜啊，亲娘咧

[–]San Francisco WarriorsRdeRuiter 715 points 2 hours ago

Just keep hiring our assistant coaches and you'll get there eventually.

勇士球迷：只要锄头抡得好，助教能挖不老少。小锄不要停，迟早你能行！

[–]Bucks BandwagonAss_Eater_ 145 points 2 hours ago

Luka can get better, but their defense looked fucking awful tonight. GSW offense is just so different to the rest of the league I think it bamboozles teams in games 1 and 2.

雄鹿球迷：东契奇后面可能会打得更好，但独行侠今晚的防守实在是一塌糊涂。勇士队的进攻体系在联盟独树一帜，在系列赛前一两场往往能把对手打得晕头转向。

[–]Warriorsjohnnygrant 150 points 2 hours ago

It often feels like by the time teams figure it out, it's too late and deep in the series.... except that one time we don't talk about anymore.

勇士球迷：等到他们弄清楚该怎么见招拆招时，往往已经为时太晚，回天乏力……

除了我们不忍再提的那一次

[–]NBAYergason 509 points 3 hours ago

Imagine the improvement once this Mavs team finds out they can take shots inside the arc

球迷：等到独行侠发现进了三分线也是可以投篮的，那可不得了，到时可难对付多了

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 327 points 3 hours ago

Maybe someone didn’t tell Dallas this isn’t the Phoenix Suns, this is championship-level basketball

马刺球迷：是不是有人忘了告诉独行侠，对手已经换了，太阳已经下山了，现在面对的是冠军级别的球队

[–]Warriors Bandwagoncoolycooly 1200 points 2 hours ago*

Dallas has had a great playoffs so far lets just make fun of PHX again its easier for everybody

勇士球迷：到目前为止，独行侠季后赛的表现已经令人肃然起敬了，我们还是继续取笑太阳吧，你好我好大家好

[–]LakersPalifaith 562 points 3 hours ago

Fun fact: Golden State and Miami scored exactly twice as many first half points today and yesterday as the Suns did in game 7 against the Mavs.

湖人球迷：球场趣闻：昨天的热火，今天的勇士，半场砍下了同样的分数（54），而这分数正好是太阳第7场对阵独行侠时半场得分（27）的两倍，这不巧了么这不是

[–]USAZionephewObeseiamson 380 points 2 hours ago

Warriors 🤝🏽 Mavs

Shitting on the Suns every post game thread regardless of the result

球迷：独行侠🤝🏽勇士，别为输赢伤和气，赛后一起喷太阳，兄弟怡怡笑嘻嘻

来源：Reddit

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