键盘侠|客场连胜勇？爷青结😅嘲讽裁判不吃T👍我叫卢卡东契奇

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【赛后贴】今日NBA常规赛，勇士127-125险胜独行侠。

双方关键球员数据：

勇士队：库里20分5篮板13助攻，克莱9分5篮板1助攻1盖帽，普尔16分1篮板6助攻，库明加22分3篮板1助攻2抢断，迪文岑佐14分3篮板1助攻2抢断，德雷蒙德-格林14分4篮板8助攻3抢断4盖帽，卢尼12分12篮板2助攻，兰姆9分8篮板1助攻，杰迈克尔-格林9分2篮板。

独行侠：东契奇30分7篮板17助攻1抢断，哈迪27分5篮板1助攻1抢断，伍德19分4篮板4助攻1抢断，布洛克15分2篮板1抢断，鲍威尔13分4篮板，约什-格林12分4篮板2助攻2抢断，克莱伯4分3篮板2助攻1抢断，贾斯汀-霍勒迪5分2篮板1助攻。

做梦都不敢想科尔能带我们客场连胜

[–]Warriorsdisplacedindavis 940 points 5 hours ago

THE ROAD WARRIORS ARE ON A TWO GAME WINNING STREAK

勇士球迷：客场两连胜，感谢独行侠！

[–]Ok_ash-13 8 points 6 hours ago

what feels extra good about this game is that curry didn’t need to carry for us to win.

球迷：赢球让人高兴，但更让人高兴的是，不用库里carry也能赢球了！

[–]BucksEssenceofSalt 9 points 5 hours ago

Even splash brothers had 29 tonight

雄鹿球迷：不要99，不要99，水花只得29，勇士一样能赢球！

[–]goli14 4 points 5 hours ago

Despite the refs best effort also.

球迷：而且裁判也尽力了！

[–]San Francisco Warriorsjimjamiam 44 points 4 hours ago

His team got like 30 FTs my god,Luka complains for a foul call every single play

勇士球迷：独行侠的罚球都快30次了，东契奇还是每回合都在要哨子，简直了！

[–]Sunsmorcic 1 point an hour ago

Luka is an incredible talent, but him whining after every fucking play kills all the fun watching his talent. The league needs to put stop to it.

太阳球迷：东契奇确实很有天赋，但每个回合都找裁判抱怨，真的让人喜欢不起来。联盟必须得管管他！

[–]Hobonics 3 points 5 hours ago

what's crazy is luka was making that money gesture at the end. Lol

球迷：比赛最后比数钱的手势，这是一般人敢做的吗？

[–]WarriorsHotChipEater 7 points 4 hours ago

His name was Luka Doncic. Nothing.

勇士球迷：嘲讽裁判不吃T，我叫卢卡东契奇！

[–]WarriorsMotoMkali 73 points 3 hours ago

Luka: 10, Steph: 0 is the comparison you were looking for.

勇士球迷：东契奇10次罚球，库里0罚球，这对比一目了然啊！

相关新闻：💰罚款警告！东契奇最后上篮不中 对裁判比出“收钱了”手势

[–]BucksI_give_free_Dopamine 42 points 4 hours ago

He puts his hands out making a cash signal which is hilarious considering he absolutely choked that shot and it had nothing to do with the ref

雄鹿球迷：明明是东契奇自己出手选择不好，还朝着裁判比数钱的手势，真是搞笑！

[–]Warriors__spartacus 3 points 4 hours ago

Maybe he was saying the ball was slippery???

勇士球迷：有没有可能，他是在说球太滑了呢？？？

[–]Raptorsnervousaboutschool17 55 points 4 hours ago

How many clutch shots has he missed this season.....

猛龙球迷：这种决定胜负的回合，本赛季的卢卡成功率太低了……

[–]Warriorsplinythebitchy 1 point 3 hours ago

Is this good Warriors defense or bad Luka offense？

勇士球迷：该夸勇士防守好，还是卢卡在搞笑？

[–]ThunderTragicsHS 11 points 4 hours ago

To be fair he’s usually double teamed

雷霆球迷：要知道，他经常被包夹！

[–]BelleIce 29 points 3 hours ago

All superstars are double teamed in clutch possessions, especially if they don’t play offball

球迷：有哪位超巨在关键回合不被包夹？尤其是那些不打无球的超巨！

[–]Warriors20815147 4 points 4 hours ago

No way Kidd drew up a play for Luka expecting a foul call lol…. He needs to be investigated

勇士球迷：基德不会真的给卢卡布置了一个造犯规战术吧？查查他是不是无证上岗吧！

[–]Raptors2789334 37 points 5 hours ago

Mark Cuban is about to look like the biggest clown in the NBA because his team/coach don’t know what the fuck they’re doing

猛龙球迷：库班也是搞笑，管理层瞎搞，主教练胡闹，莫名其妙！

[–]Mavericksnman98 118 points 5 hours ago

Ain't fucking know. Can’t wait for Cuban to fire Jason Kidd and immediately hire Steve Nash

独行侠球迷：鬼知道，或许库班会炒掉基德，然后立刻签来纳什！

[–]NetsSixthFan 2298 points 4 hours ago

what losing to the road warriors does to a team?

篮网球迷：输给客场的勇士对一支球队来说意味着什么？

[–]Warriorsboxout_dame 85 points 4 hours ago

Not only the road Warriors, but the Warriors that never won consecutive games on the road lol

勇士球迷：不仅是客场勇士，还是从没在客场连胜过的勇士哦！

[–][HOU] James Hardeninshamblesx 19 points 4 hours ago

Pain

火箭球迷：扎心了，老铁！

[–]we_hella_believe [score hidden] 2 hours ago

The Road Warriors haven’t won back to back road games since…. Boston Celtics Finale.

球迷：勇士上一次客场连胜，还要追溯到和凯尔特人的总决赛呢！

[–][BOS] PaulCurious_Success_377 1 point 4 hours ago

FUCKKKK

凯尔特人球迷：烦死了！

[–]KingsStandard_Landscape_6 151 points 4 hours ago

I’m always impressed by Kuminga when I watch the warriors

国王球迷：我每次看勇士的比赛，都对库明加印象深刻。

[–]Warriorssantinerino 50 points 3 hours ago

Yup, there’s a reason every team wanted him included in a trade. I wonder how much he is gonna be worth in the off-season.

勇士球迷：这就是为什么别的球队跟勇士谈交易都想要库明加！到了休赛期，库明加绝对值个好价钱！

[–]Warriorsunpluggedcord 47 points 3 hours ago

Why would we trade him. Wtf.

勇士球迷：交易库明加？是有什么大病吗？

[–]WarriorsLadnil 8 points 2 hours ago

Way too many of our fans think the only way for a young player to have value is in a trade for the mythical "win now" veteran who will fit in perfectly and never make mistakes and guarantee more titles.

勇士球迷：很多勇士球迷都觉得，年轻球员的最大价值就是用来交易一个能帮我们赢在当下的老将，还得完美适配球队打法，不犯错误并能帮我们赢下更多冠军！

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