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[赛后贴]今日附加赛，老鹰116-105战胜迈阿密热火

双方数据：

老鹰：特雷-杨25分8板7助，卡佩拉4分21板，穆雷18分5板6助，科林斯10分4板，亨特6分6板，萨迪克-贝17分6板，博格达诺维奇14分，奥孔武12分4板3助，约翰逊10分7板3助3断

热火：洛瑞33分4板5助，希罗26分6板，巴特勒21分4板9助，阿德巴约12分9板4助3断，斯特鲁斯3分5板，文森特6分3板2助，泽勒2分3板，乐福2分

[–]SpursMakeAShadow [score hidden] 16 minutes ago

Capela is Bam’s father.

马刺球迷：今天！卡佩拉是阿德巴约的爸爸！

[–]cactus_jack_1 [score hidden] 15 minutes ago

Bum Adabyeyo

球迷：巴姆-阿德巴约，今儿更名为 ~ 爸无-阿德拜拜哟~

[–]HeatMiaCannons [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Any tall center usually gives Bam problems come playoff time

热火球迷：随便一个高个子内线都可以在季后赛拿捏阿德巴约啊~喂！

[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

21 rebounds wow.

勇士球迷：可不是么，卡佩拉今天可抓了21个篮板啊，我的天哟！

[–]LakersSkidda24 [score hidden] 12 minutes ago

It wasn't even a one man show for boards. It felt like the Hawks got every rebound. 22 offensive rebounds is wild

湖人球迷：这场比赛甚至都不是卡佩拉一个人的篮板表演，我感觉老鹰全队就没放过任何一个篮板啊！竟然抢了22个进攻篮板，这你受得了吗？

（斯波：受不了...）

[–]TimberwolvesJacob_toasted [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Crazy that capela is only 6’10, he plays like he’s over 7 foot

森林狼球迷：卡佩拉只有2米08，但他打起球来就像是个超过2米13的超级大个儿似的…这也太TM扯了…

[–]Rocketsnostbp1 [score hidden] 10 minutes ago

I swear none of these NBA sizes make sense in my head

KD is bigger than Capela??

火箭球迷：NBA的球员身高对我来说一直是迷一样的存在…我儿豁…这…难道杜兰特是比卡佩拉还要高大吗？

[–]Meekie_e [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Don't forget Okongwu. He was owning Bam on the board.

球迷：同志们别忘了奥孔武啊，他今天可是把热巴按在篮板上反复摩擦呢~

[–]HawksCautious_Hornet_9607 [score hidden] 7 minutes ago

That two-handed block + the jumpball win had me salivating

老鹰球迷：是啊，他对热巴的双手抓球和随后的强势跳球，那画面让我垂涎欲滴~

[–]Celticsjrlandry [score hidden] 16 minutes ago

Hawks really out Heat cultured the Heat tonight

凯尔特人：今天老鹰队使出了斗转星移，以彼之道还施彼身，干翻了热火队！

[–]Cavaliersitssensei [score hidden] 15 minutes ago

The hustle was real

凯尔特人球迷：是啊，老鹰这场打得真的很拼命啊！

[–]Celticsjrlandry [score hidden] 13 minutes ago

If you told me before this game the Hawks would win, I wouldn’t have assumed it would be through defense, rebounding, and physicality

凯尔特人球迷：如果赛前你告诉我今天老鹰要赢，这我当然是可以想象的~但是打死我也想不到，他们竟然是通过防守、篮板还有身体对抗的方式赢球的啊！

[–]Bucks-raiin- [score hidden] 16 minutes ago

The good news for the Heat is that if they win their next game they’ll get matched up with a bad rebounding team that doesn’t have a ton of size

雄鹿球迷：不过对热火来说，好消息是，如果他们下一场附加赛赢了，后面季后赛对阵的就是一支篮板很差的球队啦，雄鹿没多少大个子的~

[–]hearthstonealtlol [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Known midget Giannis Antetokounmpo

球迷：楼上说的在理啊~众所周知，“短小精悍”字母哥嘛~

[–]Warriorsrandylek [score hidden] 11 minutes ago

known midget brook Lopez too

勇士球迷：可不咋的~人尽皆知，“三寸丁枯树皮”大洛佩兹嘛~

[–]RaptorsLegitimate-Software7 [score hidden] 7 minutes ago

Don’t forget known midget Bobby Portis

猛龙球迷：别忘了啊，还有名震篮坛，跳起来咬人磕膝盖的波蒂斯啊~

[–]WarriorsGr8CanadianSpeedo [score hidden] 3 minutes ago

Are jrue interested in another midget?

勇士球迷：朱哥是不是也有兴趣搞一个名讳，凑一个雄鹿“矮莫能助”天团啊~

[–]WarriorsWakingRage [score hidden] 11 minutes ago

"Brook Lopez a short ass punk ain't do shit fuck. Quote me on that." -Bam Adebayo

勇士球迷：“大洛佩兹这个废物点心矮冬瓜，顶个屁用。把我说的话记下来！”热巴如是说。

[–]Supersonicsyouguanbumen [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Bam is going to eat in that series. At least 6 boards per game for him. Book it

超音速球迷：看来，热巴指定是要在和雄鹿的系列赛中大杀特杀了，场均怎么的得至少狂揽6个篮板吧，手拿把枪的事儿~

[–]BucksGriffan [score hidden] 11 minutes ago

Those are mj numbers 😮

雄鹿球迷：楼上的可不兴胡说啊~这数据可超神了啊~如乔丹般捅痔全场啊！！

[–]MavericksCurious_Success_377 [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Their offense is ass. They need Steph Curry or smthing.

独行侠球迷：热火的进攻烂穿底了，他们需要库里啥的加入才行呢~

[–]HeatMySilverBurrito [score hidden] 13 minutes ago

Nah, this team is cursed. Curry probably shoots 27% with us lmao.

热火球迷：热火队早中邪了，就算库里来了估计他的命中率也会被祸害到27%，哈哈哈~

[–]Netsrtels2023 [score hidden] 9 minutes ago

How are the Heat cursed, y’all literally have 3 rings

篮网球迷：热火怎么就中邪了啊？你们可是有3枚戒指的存在啊~

[–]HeatMySilverBurrito 4 points 31 minutes ago

This '22-'23 team is cursed I mean.

Cant shoot for shit lmao.

热火球迷：我指的是现在这支22-23赛季热火队啦~进个球比便秘拉屎还难，哈哈哈~

[–]RocketsFew_Mulberry5372 4 points 38 minutes ago

Just combine Dallas and Miami into one team

火箭球迷：我有一计，把独行侠队和热火队合并不就两全其美了吗？一个没防守，一个没篮子~

[–]MavericksCurious_Success_377 [score hidden] 27 minutes ago

Russ would've been even more scrutinized if ever he signed with yall.

独行侠球迷：我看啊，万一威少来你们热火队，他不得被喷得灰飞烟灭啊~

Russ is a nice fit with the Clippers cause they can hit shots.

It wouldve been a disaster if he signed with the Heat.

热火球迷：威少在快船还是挺合适的，因为队友都有篮子，如果他来了热火，那简直就是：铁匠铺新招个老师傅 – 多个人一块儿打铁。

[–]cactus_jack_1 33 points 43 minutes ago

Heat need to build around haslum

球迷：不行！热火必须要得考虑围绕哈斯勒姆重建了！

[–]CelticsPlies- [score hidden] 16 minutes ago

Capela with the greatest 4 point performance of all time

凯尔特人球迷：同志们，我发现卡佩拉打出了史上最伟大的“仅得4分”表现啊！

[–]Celticselcapitandemundo [score hidden] 14 minutes ago*

he made Bam his bitch tonight god damn. I had to double take when I saw Bam played 41 minutes bc I basically didn’t notice him the whole game, what a horrible performance

凯尔特人球迷：是啊，他还把热巴打得跟个碧池一样，我咧个大操！看到热巴全场竟然打了有41分钟，我还得回头去找找她呢，因为我压根就没有发现她的存在啊！这打得都是啥啊，烂得也太恐怖了点吧！

[–]xbarracuda95 28 points 47 minutes ago

Bam might not even be all defense, let alone a DPOY candidate this season.

球迷：热巴甚至可能都进不了本赛季的最佳防守阵容，最佳防守球员候选人也别想了…

[–]76ersthatsinsaneletstryit 14 points 44 minutes ago

impossible, he guards all five positions

76人球迷：怎么可能啊，他可是能防五个位置的人啊~

[–]Knickssyllabic 18 points 40 minutes ago

all 5 positions: the concession stand, the t-shirt cannon, the announcer table, the mascot and the restrooms

尼克斯球迷：我来说句公道话，楼上说的是有道理的，热巴确实能防住场上的五个位置，分别是：小卖部、球衣礼品发射器、解说台、吉祥物、以及洗手间~

（热火吉祥物）

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