键盘侠|库里是会抖肩的邓肯？🤣国王球迷恨碰勇士咋不是快船

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[赛后贴]西部季后赛首轮，金州勇士队客场123-116战胜萨克拉门托国王队

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国王（2-3）：福克斯24分7篮板9助攻2断，蒙克21分5篮板3助攻2断，巴恩斯13分3篮板2断1帽，基根-穆雷10分6篮板，萨博尼斯21分10篮板4助攻3断，许尔特9分4篮板，戴维恩-米切尔10分，莱尔斯5分5篮板，莱恩3分3篮板。

勇士（3-2）：库里31分2篮板8助攻，格林21分4篮板7助攻4断1帽，克莱25分2篮板，维金斯20分4篮板2断2帽，卢尼4分22篮板7助攻，普尔10分3篮板6助攻2断，迪文岑佐2分3助攻，小佩顿8分6篮板2断。

[–]76ersfuckareyousaying 349 points an hour ago

Steph layup package is undefeated

76人球迷：库里的上篮技能包好无敌啊~

新闻链接>>>>>>库里秦王绕柱一遛二关键上篮2+1杀死比赛 霸气怒吼

[–]Warriors BandwagonELNCHOPPA [score hidden] an hour ago

Most wildly fundamental package I’ve ever seen

勇士球迷：是啊，这是我平生见过最扎实的基本功了~

[–][GSW] Baron DavisSirGergoyFriendman [score hidden] an hour ago

Tim Duncan in shambles rn

勇士球迷：我以为邓肯什么时候学会晃肩膀了呢~

注：邓肯曾被誉为大基本功

[–]Worldly-Fox7605 [score hidden] an hour ago

He improved it after 2015 and 2016 when leb4in bullied him at the rim

球迷：自从2015-2016年被那个勒布朗-先玩儿他四场-詹姆斯按在框上摩擦之后，他就开始闭关修炼上篮了~

[–]LakersPalifaith 941 points an hour ago

What having Steve Kerr as your coach instead of Bud does to a team.

湖人球迷：科尔执教的球队就是不一样啊，再瞧瞧布登执教的，啧啧啧…

新闻链接>>>>>>美网友审判雄鹿：DPOY但根本没在防巴特勒 布登两年前就该下课

[–]Trail Blazersstoops-is-a-jackass 344 points an hour ago

Lmao Bud is so fucking fired.

开拓者球迷：哈哈哈我要死啦~~布登点的鱿鱼都尼玛炒飘香啦~~

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 121 points an hour ago

Lol Bud gonna have trouble leaving the arena

马刺球迷：吼吼吼~我担心布登还能全须全尾儿的走出球馆吗？

[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf 206 points an hour ago

Sending Wiggins & Klay back out with 4 fouls in that 3rd quarter run was insanely huge.

勇士球迷：科尔在第三节把4犯的维金斯和克莱重新派上场导演的那波进攻高潮，简直是神经病犯罪 - 就是拿他没办法啊~~

[–]Warriorsgeorge_costanza1234 131 points an hour ago

Steph was ass from deep today and the Dubs still won.

Sac ain’t gonna get that lucky in game 6

勇士球迷：尽管库里今天的三分都砸出铁花了，可勇士队还是赢了~真的是没办法呢~~~~国王队也不要妄想走大运在第6场能赢哦~~

[–]WarriorsCurrently_Stoned [score hidden] an hour ago

Steph didn't have his shot tonight but he straight up outlasted all the guys defending him. That last layup, the Kings were just stumbling around out there from exhaustion

勇士球迷：今晚库里虽然射术那方面不太行了，但是他还是让防受他的人都招架不住呢~最后那个上篮搞得那些国王队员都娇喘微微瘫软在原地~~~

[–]NBAYergason 103 points an hour ago

Because the GOAT shooter knows when 3s aren't going in you have to get to the rim to at least get FTs, get better % shots or get your teammates open look

Kings settled for the 3s Warriors wanted them to brick and they did.

That's championship experience vs. baby team choking

球迷：因为这位历史最佳射手知道，当他的3分不行的时候，就必须突入禁区，至少能搏到一些罚球、获得一些更高命中率投篮的机会，或者还能把球分给空位的队友。

今天国王浪投三分频繁打铁，这是勇士队设计好的，也非常奏效！

勇士冠军老司机花样多，国王季后赛小处男颤颤巍巍秒趴窝，这就是区别~~~

[–]simon2105 561 points an hour ago

Next game is a Warriors home game with game 6 Klay, safe to say the Kings are in trouble.

球迷：而且，下一场勇士有主场作战和G6克莱的加持，不出意外的话，国王应该是要出意外了~~

[–]Warriorswine_and_cheeze 143 points an hour ago

Oh they’re in trouble. They just lost to the worst team in the NBA 💀 Road Warriors are no joke.

勇士球：可不是嘛，他们今天连联盟吊车尾“客场勇士”都打不过啊💀客场勇士烂穿底，你可别以为是句歇后语~

[–]BullsSarcasticCroissant 376 points an hour ago

every time the kings got close, golden state hit some ridiculously tough shot to keep the game at arms length.

really shows how uphill the battle is from here for the kings (also don’t go 2-22 from 3 down the stretch)

公牛球迷：每次国王队迫近比分，勇士都能命中一些高难度进球，你刚伸出手觉得要碰到他了，勇士队绝不大意，必定往后闪一下，真的把国王队搞得很吃力呢（不过关键时刻国王你三分强行22投2中，也有自己作死的成分）

[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf 177 points an hour ago

That Draymond one-legged jumper and Klay fadeaway were insane shots.

勇士球迷：追梦的铁拐李投篮和克莱的后仰跳投也太尼玛卧槽了吧~~~~

[–]WarriorsPure_Measurement_529 [score hidden] an hour ago

Draymond scored 21. Do you understand how insane that is

勇士球迷：追梦得了21分，你跟我解释解释，什么叫尼玛卧槽！？

[–]WarriorsEl_Zarco [score hidden] an hour ago

on 80% shooting

勇士球迷：他的命中率还是80%呢？卧槽啊！！！

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[–]Warriorshelladaysss [score hidden] an hour ago

You’re not winning a game when Draymond scores over 20 points I’m sorry

勇士球迷：当追梦得20多分的时候，面对希望赢球的你，我只能说一声：“爱母骚瑞~~~”

[–]WarriorsRE5TE [score hidden] an hour ago

Well, you have to be prime LeBron to do it. Draymond was amazing in Game 7 in 2016.

勇士球迷：我看啊，只有当初还是夜夜笙歌版的詹姆斯，才能破除追梦的20+得分魔咒，追梦在2016年总决赛G7的表现是相当牛逼的！

注：2016年总决赛G7，追梦得到32分15篮板9助攻，但勇士队不敌詹姆斯领衔的骑士队，大比分3-4输掉总决赛。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsMedvedFeliz [score hidden] an hour ago

Klay fadeaway

I clapped so hard after that shot that my palm was sore

勇士球迷：克莱的后仰跳投太美啦~看得我直接大力伸手为爱鼓掌啊~到现在我的手掌心还是有点酸麻呢~~~~

[–]MKenshiX 623 points an hour ago

Draymond and Loongod legacy game

球迷：今天追梦和卢尼真的是长脸啊~

[–]WarriorsSrikkk 333 points an hour ago

Every game is a Looney legacy game because he is the GOAT.

勇士球迷：卢尼的每场比赛都很长脸啊，因为他就是史一人！

[–]Qelop [score hidden] an hour ago

Tbf looney is the best rebounder in the league. I guess he could get some more but looney dominates anyone

球迷：不黑不吹，卢尼是联盟最强的篮板手，没有之一。我觉得他其实能抓更多篮板的，卢尼把任何人都能玩弄在股胀痔尖~~~~

[–]Warriorsmaethlin [score hidden] an hour ago

To be fair, Loongod has a 19ft wingspan

勇士球迷：走近科学~卢尼的臂展是有6米的~

[–][NBA] Best of 2021 Winnerurfaselol 438 points an hour ago

They're gonna do it again aren't they.

球迷：跟我说实话，勇士是不是又要夺冠了？

[–]Supersonicsgoldspikesv7 262 points an hour ago

these fuckers just will not go away lmao

超音速球迷：是啊，这狗日的冠军钉子户，就是他娘的不挪窝呢，我靠啊哈哈哈哈~~~

[–]NBAReikakou 205 points an hour ago

Zombie Heat vs. Undead Warriors Finals here we go.

球迷：总决赛我想看：僵尸窝热火 VS 不死族勇士，冲啊！！！

[–][DAL] Steve Nashaceofspadez138 [score hidden] an hour ago

Steph and Klay could go 90% from 3 on insane volume and Jimmy will somehow have the Heat in striking distance

独行侠球迷：总决赛，尽管库里和克莱二人用90%的牛逼命中率投进一大堆三分球，但是巴特勒孤胆英雄还是带领热火保持悬念~

] [–]Warriorsatomic-fireballs [score hidden] an hour ago

I would not want to meet up with this Jimmy Buckets. Dude is in a fucking mission.

勇士球迷：才不想在总决赛遇到巴特勒这个得分机器呢，这小子估计签了什么生死状…不赢就得死啥的~~~

[–]KingsSolarClipz 488 points an hour ago

Basketball hell is finally making the playoffs after 16 years and getting home court on top of that only to play the fucking defending champions instead of the injury plagued Clippers

国王球迷：我来跟大家解释解释，什么叫做地狱…地狱就是，好不容易16年后重回季后赛，而且还是带着主场优势的，然而在季后赛首轮碰到的却是狗日的卫冕冠军，不是那支病秧子快船队….

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