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近日，美国Reddit论坛上出现一篇标题为《NBA都有哪些名垂青屎的冥人冥言》的讨论贴，美网友纷纷发表各自的想法，如下是这篇帖子的内容以及部分美网友的评论。
What are some all time nba quotes that aged poorly?
《NBA都有哪些名垂青屎的冥人冥言？》
One that comes to mind is Latrell Sprewell's "I got a family to feed." After a solid season averaging 17/4/4 with the Timberwolves in 2004, Sprewell received a $21 million contract extension. He turned down the extension saying he's got a family to feed. The following season, Sprewell's performance declined and he was out of the league the year after.
楼主说：首先我想到的是拉特里尔-斯普雷威尔的那句“这都不够我养家糊口的！”
2003-2004赛季在森林狼打出场均17+4+4的良好表现之后，斯普雷威尔收到一份总价值2100万美元的续约报价，但他回绝了这份报价并说道这不够他养家糊口的。接下去的一个赛季，斯普雷威尔的状态下滑，并在那个赛季之后从联盟消失了。
******美网友评论******
[–]duggum 3115 points 1 day ago
"We wish he were seven feet, but he isn’t. There just wasn’t a center available. What can you do… Jordan isn’t going to turn this franchise around. I wouldn't ask him to. I wouldn't put that kind of pressure on him. He’s a good offensive player but not an overpowering offensive player."
Rod Thorn, GM of the Bulls, after drafting Michael Jordan.
球迷：“我们倒是希望他有7英尺（2.13米）高，但他没有。（选秀清单中）没有一个中锋，我们能怎么办呢？乔丹是没法儿扭转球队局面的，我也不会这样去要求他，不会给他这样的压力…他是个不错的进攻型球员，不过进攻能力也谈不上所向披靡。”公牛队在1983年选秀大会选中乔丹之后，球队经理罗德-索恩如是描述乔丹。
[–]76ers_The_Price_Is_Wrong_ 1008 points 18 hours ago
The teams used to be bigger than their players.
Jordan kind of changed that.
76人球迷：曾经球队是凌驾于球员之上的，不过似乎乔丹改变了那种状况。
[–]URAMEATGOBBLER 63 points 19 hours ago
I know I’m a Bulls fan but this one is always funny
公牛球迷：虽然我是公牛球迷，但每次听到这个梗，都感觉很搞笑~~
[–]MajinHoops 861 points 1 day ago
"they better get ready to back that brinks truck up"
球迷：“他们最好备一辆卡车的钱给我。”
[–]Game-Blouses-23 21 points 16 hours ago
Someone did the math, and he technically ended up more than what would be in an average Brinks truck.
球迷：有人还真去算了一下，一辆平均装载量的布林克卡车能装多少钱，最后他算出来（小托马斯索要的顶薪合同的钱）一辆卡车是装不下的。
[–]Celtics_Atlas_Drugged_ 383 points 20 hours ago
This one is just sad. Isiah earned that money, he played through injury and it cost him everything.
凯尔特人球迷：这个梗太伤了…小托马斯肯定值那些钱的…当年带伤出战把他给毁了…
[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesmr_antman85 25 points 10 hours ago
That was just crazy. He never should have played through that injury. It's even more crazy how players are criticized when they don't. He's an example of why not to.
其实球迷：疯了吧！他怎么着也不能带伤打球啊！但是更离谱的是，如果球员因伤病不上场，不知道会被喷成啥样呢！小托马斯的故事告诉我们，为什么球员就不该带伤打球！
[–]SilentHitman1547 1285 points 1 day ago
"It feels good to be in the second round."
球迷：“进第二轮的感觉真好。”
[–]Pistonsafter12delight 779 points 1 day ago*
Tmac up 3-1, then the Pistons clapped those cheeks to win 3-4. It was hilarious.
活塞球迷：当年麦迪领衔的魔术队3-1领先活塞队，但之后活塞队以连扳三场4-3逆转晋级，打了所有人的脸。太搞笑啦~~
注：2003年季后赛首轮，东部8号种子魔术队3-1领先1号种子活塞队，之后麦迪变说出了上面这句冥言。
[–]Mavericksprmaster23 1050 points 23 hours ago
If anyone is wondering, the answer is Yes...Doc Rivers was coaching that team.
独行侠球迷：我知道大家都很好奇…没错…那支魔术队的主教练就是他，道格-里弗斯！
[–]T1AA 197 points 20 hours ago
Holy shit doc
球迷：厚礼蟹啊…里弗斯…
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesKingVibrant 172 points 23 hours ago
Insanity considering he’d never make it out the first round sans being a udonis Haslem for the spurs in 2013… in which they lost in game 7 back out to ray allen intensifies
骑士球迷：除了2013年在马刺队体验哈斯勒姆式养老，在总决赛被雷阿伦强行拖入抢七并输掉总决赛之外，麦迪从来没有晋级过第二轮，这太离谱了…
注：事实上，2009年麦迪随火箭队进了季后赛第二轮。
[–]Lakers Bandwagonlukewwilson 98 points 20 hours ago
Then he retires and the Spurs win it all the next year.
湖人球迷：紧接着第二年麦迪退役后，马刺立马就夺冠了…
注：2014年马刺队在总决赛4-1击败热火夺冠。
[–][NYK] Carmelo AnthonyClutchGamingGuy 1101 points 1 day ago
"We have better players than him in his position already on our team." - Carlos Boozer about LeBron after going 17-65 the year before drafting him
尼克斯球迷：“在他这个位置上，我们球队已经有更好的球员了。”在打出一个17胜65负的赛季，并计划在之后选秀大会上选詹姆斯之前，骑士球员卡洛斯-布泽尔如是谈到詹姆斯。
[–]Basic_Commercial_806[S] 667 points 23 hours ago
I just re-watched that clip. Darius Miles said Lebron can just hop on their bandwagon, as if they weren't the worst team in the league that year. LOL
球迷：我刚刚重新看了一遍采访，当时达柳斯-迈尔斯说詹姆斯来了只要跟着他们的节奏打就行了，这话听上去好像他们感觉自己打得还不赖，不是当年的联盟吊车尾似的…哈哈哈！！
[–]inezco 144 points 17 hours ago
One of my favorite quotes was Ricky Davis saying he thought LeBron was drafted just to help him score more lmao.
球迷：我最爱的还是里基-戴维斯的那句-他以为骑士选詹姆斯是来辅佐他让他得更多分的呢，哈哈哈我要死啦~~~
[–]NumberOneCombosFan 48 points 14 hours ago
The Ricky David quote I saw was:
“LeBron is gonna add to what we need and just make things a little bit easier.”
It doesn't really seem like something out of line to say.
球迷：我看到过里基-戴维斯的原话：“勒布朗将填补我们所需要的东西，他可以事情变得简单一点。”好像也没说什么出格的话…
[–]jswagbo 13 points 13 hours ago
Yeah but o like the original post because I wanna imagine Rocky Davis being excited for Lebron to use his elite pkaymaking to find him for long 2s
球迷：楼上说得没错，但我还是喜欢原来传言的那样，可以满足我的想象力~~~想到以后詹姆斯的高超组织能力，可以更好地给自己喂球去投那些低效长2分儿，里基-戴维斯的兴奋劲儿就上来了~~~
[–]Shelton26 87 points 18 hours ago
All of them then get outplayed by an 18 year old
球迷：之后他们全部被一个18岁的孩子给打爆了…
[–]BullsPJCR1916 2097 points 1 day ago
“Now everybody wanna go play for the heat and the Lakers? Let’s go back to being competitive and going at these peoples!”
公牛球迷：“现在所有人都想去热火和湖人打球了？咱们得像以前那样，得争强好胜啊，要和那些强队对着干啊！！”
[–]MavericksMahomesMccaffrey 200 points 1 day ago
I mean he never played for the heat or the Lakers!
So far
独行侠球迷：话说回来，他确实也没有加盟热火或者湖人…目前看来是这样…
[–]AdamSandlerIsntFunny 800 points 1 day ago
The OG “keep switching teams... running from the grind. You boys is chumps.”
球迷：原话是“为了求胜不停地换球队…又始乱终弃经不住考验…你们就是一帮傻子…”
[–]raiden_kazuha 1 point 22 hours ago
I like this more, feels like it got some dawg in it
球迷：我更喜欢这句哈~听上去一身的硬骨头~~
[–]Lakersjdh705 34 points 1 day ago
Who said it?
湖人球迷：这是谁说的？
[–]CelticsCOMMENTASIPLEASE 204 points 1 day ago
KD in like 2012
凯尔特人球迷：杜兰特，貌似在2012年左右说的。
[–]essentual 1445 points 1 day ago*
“i’ll make em both”
球迷：“我会把两个球都罚进去！”
[–]Celticsmrr6666 90 points 23 hours ago
I’mma make ‘em boff
凯尔特人球迷：语气不对，应该是“这俩罚球我进定了！”
[–]LakersJs_On_My_Yeet 52 points 1 day ago
The first quote that came to mind. Still laugh at this shit lol
湖人球迷：一看到这个帖子，我脑子里立马浮现的就是这句！到现在还能把我给笑喷了，哈哈哈！！
新闻链接>>>>>>格威回忆两罚不中名场面：感觉自己像个傻X 裁判和我说这不能怪他😂
[–]NerfZhaoYun 1411 points 1 day ago2
"I'm fine in the West"
球迷：“我们在西部没有对手！”
[–]NBArapfigure 667 points 1 day ago
Turns out he was fined in the west.
球迷：到头来，原来是在西部被罚款没有对手。
[–]Suns1_quantae 505 points 23 hours ago
“I don’t believe a jump shooting team will win an NBA championship” - Charles Barkley, 2015
Golden State won the championship that year & have won 3 since.
太阳球迷：“我不信一支跳投球队会赢下NBA总冠军。”巴克利在2015年如是说。勇士队随后在2015年赢得总冠军，并在之后有拿了3冠。
[–]ThunderBrooklynfool 229 points 21 hours ago
Tbf this was a popular belief before GS changed the game.
雷霆球迷：不过讲道理，当年在勇士队改变篮球比赛之前，“跳投队不能夺冠”这种说法还是比较普遍的。
[–]Warriorsbelizeanheat 2 points 18 hours ago
Yeah but Charles doesn't do his homework so he didn't even understand that we also had more points in the paint than any team in the league
勇士球迷：没错！不过巴克利当时压根没去了解过勇士队！他甚至不知道当年我们的内线得分比联盟任何一支球队都多！
[–]Suns1_quantae 2 points 15 hours ago
And GS also had the best defense in the NBA at the time.
太阳球迷：而且勇士队的防守也当时联盟最强的！
[–]Warriorsmediarch 217 points 1 day ago
Not 2, Not 3, Not 4, Not 5, Not 6, Not 7
勇士球迷：“不是2个，不是3个，不是4个，不是5个，不是6个，不是7个。”
[–]Mvd75 96 points 1 day ago
D. Wade: 😬
球迷：韦德表示😬
[–][PHI] Andrew Toney40Vert 84 points 22 hours ago
The funny part is his apologists said he was joking, but the full quote was
Not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven. Hey, and when I say that when I say that, I really believe it. I'm not just up here blowing smoke at none of these fans, because that's not what I'm about. I'm about business.
76人球迷：搞笑的是，后来詹姆斯还给自己辩解，说当时他只是在开玩笑…然而当时他在现场是这样说的：“不是2个，不是3个，不是4个，不是5个，不是6个，不是7个…嘿，我把这话撂在这儿，我绝对相信能做到！我不会当着现场球迷的面在这儿说空话，我不是那种人！我是个讲诚信的生意人！”
[–]immolxte 47 points 17 hours ago
went to 8 straight finals after that, i think you can say he failed admirably
球迷：说了那话之后，詹姆斯连续8年打进总决赛，我觉得他可以算是虽败犹荣了。
[–]Earlier-Today 5 points 10 hours ago
Eight straight finals for those fans he was talking to? Dang - I only remember the four, then LeBron bailing because Pat Riley wouldn't do what he wanted.
I didn't know I had it wrong all this time.
球迷：他为热火球迷连续打进过8次总决赛吗？老兄…我记得只有4次，接着詹姆斯就溜之大吉了，因为帕特-莱利无法满足他的需求。我不知道难道原来我一直都记错了吗？
[–]Cap_Fun 250 points 1 day ago
“They ain’t that good, man. Let’s go.” James Harden talking about the Warriors in 2015.
球迷：“他们没有说的那么强…加油！”2015年，哈登如是描述勇士。
注：2015年西决，哈登领衔的火箭队1-4不敌勇士，遭到淘汰。
[–]thefreedomjourney 68 points 1 day ago
Harden carried them that series tho, his first few games were insane, but warriors clutched up every time to win despite that
球迷：不过哈登carry了那个系列赛，前几场打得非常牛！尽管如此，勇士队每到关键时刻都能把球赢下来…
[–]csummerss 511 points 1 day ago*
“You had the last five years,” Beverley told Curry, according to a source. “The next five years are mine.”
Patrick Beverley: “It is Pretty Much Over For You Guys” to LeBron James after the LA Clippers signed Kawhi Leonard and traded for Paul George
球迷：
“之前的五年是属于你的。”贝弗利对库里说，“未来5年是属于我的。”
在快船队签下莱昂纳德以及通过交易得到保罗-乔治之后，贝弗利对詹姆斯说：“你们差不多是要玩儿完了。”
[–]s4r4ngh43 264 points 1 day ago
“I'm not a two-time MVP, I've never made first team All-NBA, I've never won anything. So why is there pressure on me to do something when there are guys that have won two MVPs, a bunch of MVPs and haven't done anything either?"
球迷：“我不是两届MVP，我没有进过最佳阵容一阵，我什么都还没有赢到过，为什么要把（夺冠的）压力放在我身上？有些人拿了2个还是几个MVP，现在还一事无成呢！”
[–]s4r4ngh43 267 points 1 day ago
Mr joel embiid this season whining for a pity mvp
球迷：乔尔-恩比德先生，上赛季苦苦哀求，终于被施舍了一个MVP …
[–]NuggetsActing_Appalled 97 points 1 day ago
Big time loser mentality, imagine cheering for that guy
掘金球迷：恩比德…这纯纯是超级大撸色的心态…竟然还有人还给这种人喝彩？
[–]BBBandB 41 points 1 day ago*
“I don’t like these super teams. Loyalty is what I’m about”. - Damian Lillard
球迷：“我不喜欢超级球队，我是个忠诚的人。” – 达米安-利拉德
[–]Trail Blazerspoepoerun[🍰] 2 points 1 day ago
Lol, was looking for this one
开拓者球迷：哈哈哈！！众里寻他千百度啊，这句冥言…
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